#incorrect tlm quotes

[totally-correct-lego-movie]

Unikitty: LUCY!!! YOU AND EMMET CAN'T GET A DIVORCE!!! 😭

Lucy: ... We aren't married.

Unikitty: No... I'm too late...!!

[star-rot]

any uhhh. lego enjoyers

[4-as-in-a-trenchcoat]

I have no idea what to post so have a bunch of incorrect quotes instead :D

Rex: What?! It wasn’t me!

Lucy: Dammit, Rex!

Lucy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Unikitty!

Unikitty: Not me either.

Lucy: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Emmet: *whistles*

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Unikitty: Why is Rex so sad?

Unikitty: And...?

Lucy: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Rex: He got Emmet.

Rex: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

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Emmet: *Screams*

Unikitty: Should we do something?!

Lucy, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Unikitty: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Batman: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Lucy: Not if they consent to it.

Emmet: YES?!?

Lucy, banging on the door: Emmet! Open up!

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Mayhem: No, she meant-

Emmet: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Rex: Let him finish.

Lucy in TLM, about Emmet: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

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Batman: New or used?

Metalbeard: Are we stealing them?

Lucy: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Emmet and Rex, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

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Emmet: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Benny: Our turn, Metalbeard! One, two, three- vanilla!

Metalbeard, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Emmet: I’ll call

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Batman: Lucy isn’t answering her phone

Batman: The others and I have all tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Lucy: Hello?

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Emmet: Lucy, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Lucy: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Emmet: Okay, I love you too, I’ll just ask Unikitty.

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Lucy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rex?

Rex: …No.

Emmet: I do!

Lucy: I know, Emmet.

Emmet: I’m sad!

Lucy: I know, Emmet.

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And also, happy 10th and 5th anniversary to the TLM movies respectively!!!!!! :DD I didn't really make anything special for these, so sorry about that 🥲

[maxphilippa]

Rex: makes Emmet a cup of tea but puts salt in it

Emmet: sips tea

Rex:

Emmet: finishes tea

Rex: Didn't it taste bad?

Emmet: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. <:3

Rex, tearing up: Oh, okay.

[shaampoo]

it would be so funny if Emmet, who has been to the realm of the man upstairs, just casually drops some random man upstairs lore like

Emmet: Did you know that The Man Upstairs is Will Ferrel?

Lucy: Emmet please

also it would be funny if like that was the case for Rex too

Rex: god has left us

Some guy: Aw dont think like th-

Rex: No i meant like literally, he left us with his two children

Some more quotes because i can

Emmet: so like since I'm a self-insert of Finn does that mean I'm a child of the man upstairs?

Benny: Emmet, wtf

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Rex: So like, one of the reasons the apocalypse happened was because two children were fighting, like, i spent 5 years under a dryer because two kids had a disagreement wtf

Some random guy Rex sat next to at a cafe: *slowly dials 911 (not only because Rex sounds crazy but also because he's a wanted criminal XD)*

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Emmet: I cant believe im a self insert *remembers his life in Bricksburg* i mean if im gonna be a self insert at least make my life intresting

Emmet remembering hes living in Apocalypseburg: Actually nevermind

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Emmet: Oh my gods

Mayhem: Uh, dont you my "oh my god?"

Emmet: There are 4 gods

Mayhem: what

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Rex: I mean it was bad, but i learned some new phrases like "its morbin time" apparently people say that when they're about to do something cool,

Benny: What does that mean??

Rex: Idk

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Rex: Hey, i like your shoelaces

Emmet: Oh thanks i stole them from the president

Mayhem: Why would you steal from the president??

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Rex: its really weird that while we have lives children are making us do this like ??? if they wanted me to dress in a pink dress, they just, make me do it! And they somehow make it make sense that I'm in a dress!

Unikitty: Rex, its 3 am,

[blorbosaur]

school is burning me out and its 3am. i'd like to dub these doodles: "look at how inconsistent i draw"

[heavily-traumatized-kyle]

Rex Dangervest: Okay, what does A stand for?

Lord business: Arson.

Rex Dangervest: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Lord business: Barson.

Emmet: *laughter*

Rex Dangervest: What stands for C?

Lord business: Commit arson.

Emmet: Oooo.

Rex Dangervest: D!

Lord business: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Emmet: *more laughter*

[verycorrectlegomovie]

Rex: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.

Rex: Most of the year.

Rex: Once in a while.

Rex: ...

Rex: Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.

[lego-witch]

Unikitty: What's your biggest fear?

Emmet: Being forgotten.

Unikitty: Wow, that's deep.

Unikitty: Mine's the Kool-Aid Man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

[lilacs-stash]

Rex: I was actually using an advanced technique there called

Lying

[rexsarmscar]

AltR: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Guard Dog Rex, code name: Been There, Done That.

Rem is Currently Doing That.

RB is It Happened Once in a Dream;

Swap Lucy, code name: If I Had To Pick a Lucy.

Ponytail is...

... Eagle Two.

LCV Rex: Oh thank God.

[totally-correct-lego-movie]

(at the end of the 2nd movie be like)

Rex @ Emmet: Now what is your choice, Emmet? You can either DIE! DIE or-!

Lucy: NO! DON'T DO EITHER OF THOSE!!

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

Emmet: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Bad Cop: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Good Cop isn’t.

[4-as-in-a-trenchcoat]

Batman: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Emmet: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Rex: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Unikitty: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Batman: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

[maxphilippa]

Rex: Is that an picture of yourself, dude?

Joseph: Yes. I am big enough of a person to say that I'm often inspired by myself.

[k-liight]

“Oh so I’m cute when I’m angry? Well I’m about to be gorgeous.”