#extra incorrect quotes for the holidays

[verycorrectlegomovie]

Rex: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.

Rex: Most of the year.

Rex: Once in a while.

Rex: ...

Rex: Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.

[part-time-zombie]

So I know virgils eyeshadow has definitely intensified as the videos progress and his character develop, but he's not the only one with striking eye makeup.

In his first three canonical video appearances, remus's eyeshadow is a much darker, grey color that feels like a subtle reference to virgils own eye shadow, but much less intense.

However in the 5 year anniversary, his eyeshadow is a bright, vibrant blueish purple that really stands out against his green and black outfit (in a good way!!!)

Later in the third incorrect quotes video and the holiday episode, we see him keep the bluer color, but it's a fairly lighter shade.

My headcanon: he was excited/happy to be included in a group celebration and decided to dress up a little extra for it, and liked the color so much he kept it for later appearances.

[3-2-whump]

Eternal Masterlist

Cleaning up my main masterlist means making a separate one for this series!

Updated: 11/22/24

Eternal, part 0 -where the prequels, background info, and in-between content go to live

Brief Explanation for the Story's Setting

OCs Canonical Birthdays

I Looked Back at My Old Work on This Story…

Eternally Incorrect Quotes, More Eternally Incorrect Quotes

The Auction Floor, Thomas Costa's POV

All of Khaled’s Escape Attempts

What Kind of Leader Do You Want to Be? Part One, Part 2

Thomas Costa's Backstory, As Told by Himself

Purpose Lost, Then Regained

Khaled's Backstory

Eternal (Working Title, Subj. to Change), part 1

Whumpee Intro: The Auction Floor

Whumper Intro: Adjusting Well

Whumper Profile

Whumpee Profile

Whumper & Whumpee Art Profiles

Escape Attempt One

First Halloween (Holiday Special)

Khaled’s First Snow part 1, part 2

Escape Attempt Last

The New Intern

Intro to Caretaker: Guard Shack

Caretaker Concept Art

Eighteen, Day (Art)

⚠️Eternal, part 2 ⚠️ (this is where things get NSFW)

Eighteen, Night

Nico and the Key Game

The Party

Nico's Notebook

In Vino (et Venenum) Veritas -Part One

In Vino (et Venenum) Veritas -Part Two

What he did with the new phone

Tying Up Loose Ends

Caretaker 2 Intro: The Flicker of a Spark

Aftermath of a Flicker of a Spark

Doctor of Nonpersons

Post-Op Recovery Room (Art)

A Regular Thing?

Scar and Tattoo Update

Scene from A Regular Thing?

Khaled x Julio

⚠️Eternal, part 3 ⚠️

Out of the Corner of My Eye

Julio's Reverie

(Re)Living a Nightmare

Reunion/Catching Up

Khaled Comfort

Let Me See (Please)

Stalking His Prey

Unlikely Partnership

Long Weekend

⚠️Eternal, part 4 ⚠️

HIT!

Of Painkillers and Promises

It Wasn't All Bad: A Collection of Memories

Pay Day/Second Job (Art)

It Started with a Gray Hair

Relapse: Crumbling Promises

You Told Me It Had Stopped

And They Were Conspirators

Mistaken Accusation

The Scent of Jasmine, (Art)

Adjusting Well: A Parallel

Wrong Turn

Falling Like Snow

The Morgue (Last Chapter)

Extras:

Author’s Note

Canon Divergence 💎 AU

Eternal: Vampire AU 🩸❤️

Initial Ideas/Sketches/Thoughts

Character Concepts

Vampire Asks: fav blood type, how does your blood bag taste and other remorseful musings

Deal with a Demon AU 😈 ❤️‍🔥

Demon AU Drawings

Moar Demon AU Drawings

Tag List, because it just now occurred that I should have one on the Masterlist: @kabie-whump @rainydaywhump @whumped-by-glitter @skittles-the-whumpee @generic-whumperz

@bamber344 @there-will-always-be-blood @morning-star-whump @a-la-whump @watermelons-dont-grow-on-trees

@defire

[theogcinnamonroll]

Yet another incorrect quotes with Kaidan feat. Catia’s chronic insomnia

Catia, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Kaidan: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Kaidan: Catia, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Catia, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Catia: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Kaidan: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Catia: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...

Kaidan, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?

Catia, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

Kaidan walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Catia, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Catia, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Kaidan: How would you like your coffee?

Catia: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Kaidan, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Kaidan: Who hurt you?

Catia: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Kaidan: ...Yes, actually.

Kaidan: Catia... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Catia: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Kaidan: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Kaidan: When's the last time you slept?

Catia: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Kaidan: A few- how many?!

Catia: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Kaidan: What you need is sleep!

*Catia and Kaidan playing minecraft*

Catia: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

Kaidan: What’s wrong?

Catia: I did a thing.

Kaidan: You regret the thing you dID-

Catia: *screams*

Kaidan: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

Catia: *screams again*

Catia: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Kaidan: There are no books in prison.

Catia: *sighs* Thank you.

Kaidan: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Catia: I wrote you a poem.

Kaidan, already crying: You did?

Kaidan: Truth or dare?

Catia: Truth.

Kaidan: How many hours have you slept this week?

Catia:

Catia: Dare.

Kaidan: Go to sleep.

Catia: I don't like this game.

[whiskeyswriting]

Lily in Gotham: Incorrect Quotes

{ Masterlist }

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Lily: Where are your parents? Bruce: What are parents? Lily: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Baylie: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Bruce is walking in this room. Lily: *wheeze*

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Baylie: Why do you hang out with me? Jason: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Baylie: … Baylie: I feel a bit sorry for you.

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Jason: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!

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Bruce: Rainn, can I ask you a question? Rainn: You just did. Bruce: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Rainn: You just did. Bruce, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Rainn: You just did. Bruce: When?! Rainn: Just now.

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Alice, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick! Lily: Moose Tracks is good! Bruce: What the fuck is that!? Lily: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo- Bruce: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR. Alice and Lily: what? Bruce: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!? Alice: You done now? Bruce: Yeah ok. Alice and Lily: ... Bruce: ... Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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Rainn: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Lily: I wrote you a poem. Rainn, already crying: You did?

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Jason: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark* Jason: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Jason: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No... Jason: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Jason: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Rainn, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Lily: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Rainn: Ohhhh- Jason: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Alice: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived! Bruce: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Alice? Alice: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market- *police sirens start to wail in the background* Bruce: DID YOU ROB A BANK?! Alice: Oh, come on, Bruce, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face* Bruce: Alice: …it was a credit union. Lily: Alice!! Why didn't you invite me? Bruce: ... NO!!

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Baylie: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul! Lily: Why is Jason's a monster? Jason: Baylie, you forgot Lily's! Its only an empty space! Baylie, proudly: Exactly

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Whiskey's Gothamites: @lilyingotham

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Incorrect Persona quotes because I'm bored <3

I didn't make these I used a generator (im lazy), link will be at the end :D

Yukari: How would you like to live forever? Makoto (p3): I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.

Kotone: Aww, what's your dog's name? Ryoji: Spartacus. Kotone, yelling to Aigis: TRY SPARTACUS! Aigis, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! Ryoji: Kotone: What's your favorite number?

Makoto (p3): Hi, who's this? Ryoji changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Kotone: What's mine? Makoto (p3): Dwarf. Kotone: HE'S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Makoto (p3): Oh, hey Kotone. Kotone: FUCK!

Makoto (p3): Talk dirty to me~ Akihiko: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Makoto (p3): Wha- Akihiko: The economy is in shambles.

Yosuke (brainstorming ideas for pranking Yu): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Kanji: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Yosuke: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Kanji: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Yosuke.

Chie: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Chie: And I started thinking. Chie: Like, it was just trying to get food. Chie: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Yukiko: Are you ok?

Rise: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do? Ann: Please don’t get arrested. Rise: No promises! <;3 Yukari : Why not both? Get creative! Rise: Wonderful suggestion, thank you. Ann: Please don’t encourage her, Yukari.

Haru: You know you can die from that, right? Sumire: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Ann: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Makoto: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Yu: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Yu. Nanako: But you're Yu. Yu: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

Dojima: Hey, aren’t you Adachi? Adachi: You a cop? Dojima: No. Adachi: Then yes, I am.

Yu: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Makoto (p3): Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Akira, deer!" Yu: ...And what did Akira do? Makoto (p3): ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

Naoya: Is Tatsuya always like this when he loses? Maya: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. Tatsuya: You bumped that table and you know it!

Mitsuru: What's this? Yukari, hugging Mitsuru: Affection! Mitsuru: Disgusting. Mitsuru: ...Do it again.

Mitsuru: How would you like your coffee? Shinjiro: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Mitsuru, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Ken: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Aigis, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Fuuka: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Futaba: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Naoto: *Answers phone.* Hello? Yusuke: It's Yusuke. Naoto: What did he do this time? Yusuke: No, it's me, Naoto. It's actually me. Naoto: What did you do this time?

Junpei: Never gonna make you cry! Ryuji: Never gonna say goodbye! Junpei: Never gonna tell a lie— Yosuke: I will hurt you.

Teddie: Why doesn’t Yukiko find me sexy when I bite my lip? Morgana: What do you look like when you bite your lip? Teddie: *bites lip* Morgana: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

have fun <3.

[detroitbecomeonline]

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[tsabhira05]

Incorrect Quote Generator

(Alnith is my Tav- female outlander wood elf moon druid... who preferred wildshaping into a polar bear until owlbear became an option... yes she romanced Halsin (and Gale, thank you mods!) who I did not know existed when I created her)

Wyll, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Minsc: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Minsc: Here you go. Wyll: Minsc: Halsin: Why am I here?

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Alnith: I love you. Gale: How many people have you said that to? Alnith: Everyone. Gale: What? Alnith: I told everyone that I love you.

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the Squad cleaning up Wyll: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Karlach, to Astarion: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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Gale: You know I think my life has value. Wyll: Who are you and what have you done with Gale?!

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Halsin, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick! Minsc: Moose Tracks is good! Astarion: What the fuck is that!? Minsc: Gasp How dare you insult moo- Astarion: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR. Halsin and Minsc: what? Astarion: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!? Halsin: You done now? Astarion: Yeah ok. Halsin and Minsc: … Astarion: …Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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Astarion: ARE YOU- Alnith: Fucking. Astarion: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Alnith: Fucking. Astarion: IDIOT! Halsin: …What was that? Alnith: Gale banned Astarion from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

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Dammon: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Astarion: IT. Karlach: Annabelle. Shadowheart: Paranormal Activity. Halsin: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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Astarion: Oh no! I’m doomed! Gale: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Alnith at their own memorial service. Astarion: Exactly! It’s impossible!

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Alnith: Hey Dammon, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Dammon, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Alnith: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dammon!

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Alnith: Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Minsc: Make his dick hard not his life. Halsin: Break her bed not her heart. Astarion: Play with her boobs not her feelings. Shadowheart: Get on his dick not his nerves. Gale: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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Jaheira, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

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Alnith: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Alnith. Minsc: But you're Alnith. Alnith: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

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Jaheira: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Karlach: Because your toast would get soggy!

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Alnith: Hugs Astarion from behind Alnith: Tucks Astarion's hair behind their ear Alnith, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Alnith: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Gale: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Alnith: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Halsin, recording: This is so cute.

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Dammon: Are you drunk? Gale: Only on the spirit of Christmas! Wyll: And the spirit of whisky.

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Alnith: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Halsin? Halsin: …Not really. Alnith: Nothing? Halsin: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

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Minsc: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Astarion… Gale: As you should be. Minsc: No, for real, they're kind of- Gale: As. You. Should. Be.

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Karlach: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Jaheira: Spear. Karlach: BLOCKED.

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Wyll: It doesn’t have a bone. Minsc: Then why is it called a boner?

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Karlach: This is a judgement free zone. Pulls out a knife the size of their forearm Karlach: And I mean it.

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Virgil: Happy Mother’s Day, Janus. I made you a card.

Janus: You do realize that Mother’s Day was invented by Hallmark companies to scam children out of their hard-earned money by making them believe themselves terrible people if they don’t participate, right?

Virgil: …

Virgil: I mean, I can keep it--

Janus: *grabbing the card* No I’m keeping it forever.

[heroleague-incorrectquotes]

Holiday: Your dad is gnc as fuck.

Rex: You're insane.

[shiliria]

Master Post

About Sonic the comic

The misunderstanding with the name Fleetway

Where can I read Sonic the comic?

Main comics

The first meeting

Killer smile part 1

Killer smile (interlude)

Killer smile part 2

Killer smile part 3

Killer smile (extra)

One off short comics

Heartless monster

How that conversation went probably

Incorrect quotes 1

Incorrect quotes 2

Otp 3?

What friends are for...

Same dialogue

A shy boi

Sonic the manga

Tekamy

Tekamy (extra)

Small Talk (Teknamy Pride comic 2024)

Holidays special (2020)

The new and the obsolete

The new and the obsolete (epilogue)

Fanzines

My first zine (and collab) cover

HIdden zone zine 1 , Hidden zone zine 2 (really old)

Endless possibility ZIne Vol 2

Mobius crossing 

Stay home with Sonic

A touch of color zine

Sonic gijinka zine

Follow your rainbow (The Ultimate Plan!)

Animations/ Animatics

My first animatic

Christmas special (subony)

Guess who? (meme)

The Rehearsal (Valentine’s special ft.The guy silver )

Enemies or lovers?

Memes

Redraw 1

Redraw 2

Redraw 3

Ship in 5 minutes

People who have been awake for so long... Aww little guy

Redraw archie panel (wrong dialogue)

How to talk to short people

The Jurassic Park one, but it’s Super Sonic 

He did it again! He topped him!

I hate Shortfuse (and I need a bigger wall)

[jadelynlace]

Ink Drinker⎮Modern Vikings AU [Ivar x F!Reader] Masterpost

synopsis: No strings attached is never what it seems. Ivar was only supposed to be a friend with benefits, but he caught feelings for his brother’s friend and co-worker: you.

pairing: Tattoo Artist Modern Ivar x Reader

content warning(s): This is basically porn with very little plot. Content warnings will be tagged for each chapter/piece specifically.

☞ Start Here │ Chapters: ☜ chapter one / chapter two / chapter three / chapter four / chapter five / chapter six / chapter seven / chapter eight / chapter nine / chapter ten / chapter eleven / chapter twelve / chapter thirteen / chapter fourteen /

More:

Their Instagrams

Visual Timeline

Extras:

Ivar’s Sexuality & Additional Information 

Ink Ivar’s Aesthetics Tag

moodboards for Ivar / text conversations / younger Ivar vs. present day Ivar / [incorrect] quotes: Ivar & Hvitserk / [incorrect] quotes: Ivar / ABC’s of Ivar NSFW & SFW / a thought / betting tattoos / their first language / when you two buy a house / random HC’s [SFW & NSFW] / more random HC’s [SFW & NSFW] / random comical conversations / Ivar & Pregnancy/Parenthood HC’s / additional Ivar HC’s / even more HC’s / holiday HC’s / Aiden HC’s / Ivar & His Baby / Helping You Put Lotion On / Ivar & Travel HC’s / Driving / 

Requests:

request #1: Early morning sex / request #2: Hvitserk’s first tattoo / request #3: Ivar drawing you / request #4: Ivar’s & his uniform kink / request #5: Sex in the dark / request: #6 Shut up, Hvitserk / request #7: Ivar and Children Part I / Ivar and Children Part II / request #8: Drunk Ivar & Reader / request #9: Ivar taking care of you when you’re not feeling your best & part two / request #10: Ivar designing your first tattoo / request #11: The first time part one / the first time part two / request #12: Surprises / request #13: Ivar seeing reader on the job / request #14: photo updates / request #15: pregnancy & birth / request #16: nightmares / request #17: stay still / request #18: higher libido during pregnancy / request #19: “she got him all wrong” / request #20: Ivar fighting your insecurities / request #21: 69-ing / request #22: sleepy morning sex / request #23: Ivar’s breeding kink /  request #24: “You’re in love with her” / “I just need to build up trust when it comes to love” / “I’m going to marry you one day” / “I know I fucked up” / “It’s 4am, how are you still horny?” / Taking a bath together / 

NSFW Prompts:

Ivar says please / Sending nudes to Ivar and how he responds / Wrestling turns to sex / Making you whimper / To skinny dip / Revenge on an ex with sex / Angry sex & sex to forget / Say my name / When you need to see Ivar again / Multiple orgasms / When Ivar’s been waiting all day / Ivar Seeing You Naked / Keeping Secrets / 

NSFW HC’s: shower sex / Hvitserk’s kitchen table / leather / butt play / french kissing / pegging / curvy body worship / 

NSFW / Smut Dialogue and Prompts:

“Are you holding back? Don’t.” / “You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.” / “Suck on my fingers.” & “No one has ever touched me like that, fuck.” / “Show me how much you missed me,” / 

Peachyboneless’s 100 Follower Celebration:

Smut Prompts 

Deleted Scenes & Blurbs:

Ivar’s Sexuality / Ivar x Aiden [M/M] / Smut Blurb / When You and Ivar Start Trying For A Baby / The Time You and Ivar Were Almost Caught / When Ivar Visits the Station / When Ivar Needs Help / First Time Post Baby & Parenting Mishaps / When Ivar Finally Sees What You Saw / How You and Ivar Really Met / How Ivar and Aiden Met / A Chat / When Ivar Can’t Hold Back / When You Can’t Hold Back / The Rain / Sneaking Away [NSFW] / Payback / Night Out [NSFW] / Taking Ivar Home / Alternate Scene: New Year’s Eve / Your Uniform [NSFW] / Ivar Learning His Worth / NSFW Blurb / Don’t Bleed On Those Who Did Not Cut You / Powerlifting & Choking Ivar [NSFW] / Home Improvements / The Three Some: Ivar & Aiden (Preview) / When You and Ivar Have A Fight / Getting Your Ring Size / Seeing You With A Baby [NSFW] / Bar Bathroom [NSFW] / Handcuffing [NSFW] / Quick Chat / Ivar and Children Part Three / Small Thought / A Slice of Lime / Learning to Walk Again / Full Term / All the Time /

Ink Drinker “Talks”:

remembering a fact about Ivar / buying things that remind them of you / getting them out of an uncomfortable situation / 

Visual Shenanigans: Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five / Part Six / Part Seven (Ivar’s Tattoos) / Valentine’s Day / Ivar’s Wedding Ring / 

Asked & Answered: First Date / When Ivar Knew He Caught Feelings / First BJ / Teasing Ivar / Floki’s First Impression / Ivar’s Past / Hvitserk’s Past / Ivar’s Thoughts On Family / Who Is Ivar? / Ivar’s Love Language / Some Hvitserk HCs / Hvitserk & Ivar As Twins / Ivar in the Hospital / Music & Dancing / Ivar’s First Time / Questions about Ivar / Floki’s Kid’s and Ivar After His Accident / What Floki Did After Hearing About the Crash / Brief Timeline Of Ivar’s Recovery / Role Play? / From Meeting to the First Time / Where Does Ink Drinker Take Place? / Pegging Ivar? / His ex, Freydis / Ivar and Math / Does Ivar Sing? / More About Freydis & Dancing & Odd Fears / Would He Cut His Hair? / Boob Man? Ass Man? / Ivar’s Insecurities / How Many Kids? / Ink Ivar, The DILF / Ivar Getting Jealous? / Naming His Kids / When His Son Draws On Himself / Ivar and Aiden and the Kids / Sensitive Ivar / Sarcastic Conversations (With Ragnar) / Ivar: Cut, or Uncut? / Ragnar / Cockwarming / Ivar’s Size / Waking You Up With Oral / Ivar & A Mistletoe / Calling Him Daddy / Celebrating the Holiday (Secretly) / When You Feel Under the Weather During the Holidays / Ivar Coming in Your Mouth / Ivar & Coming HC’s / Ink Ivar Comes A Lot / Ivar & Aftercare / First Kiss / Romantic Things Ivar Does / Ivar Making You Squirt / Chats with Aiden / Ivar’s Sleep Habits / Did You Have Doubts About Ivar Early On? / Did the Other Brothers Have A Chance? / A Playlist? / Ivar in Norway / Has Ivar Dyed His Hair? / Ivar and His Days Off / When Ivar Finds Out He’s The Only Guy Who Has Made You Come / Ivar & Powerlifting / Ivar’s Partners / Ivar & Dad Jokes / Tattoos & Lotion / Ivar’s Wedding Ring / Ivar & Animals / Summer Time Asks / Misc. / Baby Shower & Gifts / Skin Picking / Aiden’s Reaction to the Accident / Ivar Painting Your Nails / Ivar As Your Protector / Halloween / When You’re Sick / When You’re Anxious / 

Miscellaneous Content: one / two / three / four / five / 

More Moodboards: one / two / NSFW moodboard / three / four: Ivar’s day / 

Things From Mutuals: ( always ongoing ):

Moodboard by @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom

Drawing by @prepare4trouble

Moodboards by @quantumlocked310​

Ivar’s Song by @not-another-viking-fanfic-blog​

Drawings by @still-functioning​

[sharinluna]

MLQC Analysis Masterlist (Final Version)

As I posted earlier. I am retiring from doing Analysis and Translations. This is the Final version of Masterlist that includes all of my works.

I highly recommend that you read these in the order listed below.

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Foundations

10 things you might not know about MC

Related Post: Name bashing

Lucien Blossom Date Translation Error

Related Post: Garda

Romantic Qixi Event PV Poetry References

Related Post: Elex Translation of PV

MC x LI Relationships (slight spoiler for chapter 21)

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Analysis & Translations (Chapters 1 ~ 10)

1. Lucien and Color

Related Post: Lucien and Color Part 2

Related Post: Lucien Rainy Date

Related Post: How Lucien Sees the World

2. Lucien and Roman Holiday(Chapter 13 spoilers)

Related Post: Just Like Roman Holiday(Chapter 16 spoilers)

3. Lucien True Love Date Analysis

4. Lucien Firefly Date Analysis

5. Mr. Love Queen’s Choice and Through the Looking Glass

Related Post: MLQC as a Chess Game in Through the Looking Glass(Chapter 20 Spoilers)

6. Gavin and Gattaca

7. How Victor and Gavin Loves You

8. Gavin x MC and Lucien x MC

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Analysis & Translations (Chapters 11 ~ 18)

1. Chapter 11 Analysis

2. Chapter 12 Analysis

3. Chapter 13 Analysis

Related Date: Lucien Promised Date

Related Date: Lucien Overseas Date

4. Chapter 14 Analysis

Related Date: Kiro’s Kiss Date

5. Chapter 15 Analysis

6. Chapter 16 Analysis

Related Post: Just Like Roman Holiday

Related Post: Lucien x MC tangent

Related Post: Lucien x MC in Chapter 16

7. Kiro’s Call Translation & Analysis (Chapter 17 related)

8. Kiro’s Date Translation & Analysis (Chapter 17 related)

9. Victor: Idealized Patriarch (Chapter 18 related)

10. Sacrifice for Greater Good (Chapter 18 related)

11. The Little Mermaid’s Fate (Chapter 18 related)

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Analysis & Translations (Chapters 19 ~ 21)

1. Theory About MC

2. MC’s Journey Throughout the Gameplay

3. MC’s Connection With the Universe

4. The Dark Mirror World of Winter

5. Through the Looking Glass Part 2

6. Love and Producer = Evol DNA Producer

7. Mr. Heartbreak Widow’s Choice

8. Story of MC

9. Chapter 21 Thoughts Part 1

10. Chapter 21 Thoughts Part 2

11. Lucien Unspoken Words Date Translation

12. Gavin: Wind Date Translation

13. Gavin Qixi Karma Call Translation & Analysis

14. La La Land reference from Lucien’s Qixi Event (and what it means)

15. Lucien and MC’s Different Thoughts

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Quotes & Miscellaneous Translations

Lucien Rainfall Date

Lucien Promised Date

Gavin Mediterranean Date

Victor Doomsday Date

Lucien Overseas Date

Chapter 19 Lucien

Chapter 19 Gavin

Chapter 21 Ares

Lucien Wedding Call Translation

Victor Wedding Call Translation

Victor 2nd Qixi Call Translation

Victor 2nd Qixi Special Encounter Translation

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Fun Stuff & Extra Info

Unfair Accusations of MLQC Boys

Lucien’s Birthday tangent

Gavin’s Valentine Day & Chinese New Year Date tangent

Left Behind

Sunsh1nⓔ Boi

Bracelet, Pen, Candy

Guys’ Reaction to Chapter 20~21 Spoilers Headcanon

Love and Producer Incorrect Quotes

Guys’ Reaction to MC Working Late Frequently

I Only Want to Say(Gethsemane)

Dungeons & Dragons Alignment of MLQC Characters

Our MC the Hero & Savior

Chapter 21 Ares

Future MC’s Child: Mom, how did you and Dad get married?

[nachotrash]

ANOTHER EDITION OF INCORRECT QUOTES

ft: @catchmewiddershins @paradise-creator @elektrosonix @lilikags @todd-the-phrog and my irl bestie

Lili: I think I'm falling for you.

Anna: Then get up.

Anna: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Pauline: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Wid walks in*

Pauline: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Sara: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.

Wid: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Isamu: Is something burning?

Wid, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Isamu: Wid, the toaster is literally on fire.

Isamu: *seductively takes off glasses*

Isamu: Wow...

Anna: *blushes* Haha... what?

Isamu: You're really fucking blurry.

Anna: Any questions?

Wid: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Anna: Uh, a plan, duh...

Shiyu: Wid, chill, I know it’s weird, but Anna has a point.

Wid:

Wid: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

Wid: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Sara!

Sara: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

Lili: I'm not that stupid!

Shiyu: Lili, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Lili: ANNA TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

Isamu: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Isamu: *sees Sara shoving Shiyu into the washing machine while Anna records and Wid watches*

Isamu: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Shiyu: I failed my safety training course today.

Lili: Why, what happened?

Shiyu: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Lili: And?

Shiyu: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Lili: How would you like your coffee?

Wid: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Lili, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Wid: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Shiyu: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Anna: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Sara: I handle our accounting.

(no but this is actually me)

Sara: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Anna: You sleep with a teddybear.

Sara: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Lili: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Anna, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Lili: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

Lili: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!

Isamu: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!

*During the play*

Pauline: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?

Lili: W-what’re donuts?

Pauline: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Anna: A doll.

Isamu: A cinnamon roll.

Lili: A sweetheart.

Pauline:

Pauline: ...stop it.

Pauline: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Wid: Aren't you forgetting something?

Pauline: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Wid's forehead before running out.*

Wid: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Pauline: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Anna: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?

Pauline:

Pauline: I'll go make my bed-

Lili: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Shiyu: Okay-

Anna: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Shiyu, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

Shiyu: That shirt looks great, Sara.

Sara: Thanks.

Shiyu: But I bet it would look even better on Lili's floor.

Lili: Are you hitting on Sara... for me?

Pauline: I dare you-

Lili: Isamu is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Pauline: Why not?

Isamu: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Pauline: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Isamu, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Isamu: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Lili: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wid, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Sara, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wid: Because they have little hands.

Anna: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.

Anna: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here.

Lili: Pros and cons of dating me.

Lili: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Lili: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Shiyu: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Pauline: The cow??

Shiyu: What?

Isamu: Pauline, W H Y?

Lili: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Sara: For the dogs.

Wid: Why are your tongues purple?

Isamu, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Shiyu: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Isamu: Is this your plan B?

Lili: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Sara: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Isamu!

Anna: Truth or dare?

Isamu: How many children do you have?

Isamu, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Sara, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Isamu: I failed my safety training course today.

Pauline, watching Isamu and Sara fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

(ok but this is kinda accurate)

Isamu: Do you want some tea?

Pauline: I have an idea.

Wid: When I was a kid, Isamu told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Pauline: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Shiyu: What's wrong with you?

Wid: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.

Anna, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Anna, holding a rock: Isamu just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Anna: What do you have?

Pauline: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Lili: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Anna: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

Pauline: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Sara: How stupid do you think I am?!

Pauline: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Lili: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Pauline.

Lili: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Anna: I wanna die.

Shiyu: Are you sure this is safe?

Wid: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Isamu: The time to act is now.

Isamu: Shiyu won’t wake up, what do I do?

Isamu: Why doesn’t Pauline find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Wid: Anna's first detention, I'm so proud.

Pauline: She's the girl of my dreams!

(and now, an only ship edition)

Pauline: So, are you two dating now?

Anna: I didn't drink that much last night.

Anna: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Shiyu: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Isamu: *sees Anna and Pauline together*

Pauline: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Anna: Well, remember when Lili made a romantic dinner for me?

Isamu: Sara, let’s go!

Anna: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Wid: Is this your plan B?

Shiyu: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Lili: I find it very unseemly of Shiyu to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

Shiyu: Hey, Pauline? Can I get some dating advice?

Shiyu: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Isamu: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Anna: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Sara: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Anna: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Shiyu: Isamu kissed me!

Sara: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Lili: *sees Anna and Shiyu together*

*playing twister*

Wid: So, what is Shiyu to you?

Shiyu: Why are your tongues purple?

[calligraphist-artemisia]

Fizzwhiffles

For Kidgemas 2020. The prompt for December 31 is “Resolutions”.

Summary: Pidge and Hunk devise a way to tell what day it is back on Earth and discover that New Years is rapidly approaching. While there is something sad about how long they've been away from home, they still want to celebrate. All they need are some fireworks.

Also posted on AO3 under the username “kishirokitsune”.

And with this fic, Kidgemas 2020 is over! It’s been a blast writing these and I want to thank @s1lverpaladin, @incorrect-kidge-quotes, and @9-ball for putting this mini event together!

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Finding out that there were only three days until New Years back on Earth sent the residents of the Castle of Lions into a flurry of activity to try and prepare. Everyone had a different idea of how to celebrate and what kinds of foods and decorations they should do, but the one thing they could all agree on was that there needed to be fireworks. There was only one problem.

“Fireworks?” Allura asked, her expression puzzled. “What is that?”

Lance gave his best attempt to explain, with plenty of sound effects and wild waving of his arms, but it cleared up exactly nothing for Allura and Coran, who continued to look confused the longer Lance went on.

“Sounds exciting!” Coran said once Lance stopped moving around. “How do you make these fireworks?”

Lance shrugged. “I dunno. Gunpowder or something. Hey, Pidge, how do we make fireworks?”

Pidge looked up from her laptop, where she and Hunk were refining their calculations so they could get as accurate of a countdown as possible. “Don't ask me. I'm more of a coding and mathematics kind of girl. Mom and Matt are the science people.”

“Well, Matt isn't exactly here for me to ask,” Lance retorted. He put his hands on his hips and turned to Shiro for extra help, but their leader only shrugged.

“I think you're right about the gunpowder,” Shiro said, but he sounded unsure.

Coran and Allura asked a few more questions, trying to clarify what “gunpowder” was and how it related to fireworks, as apparently neither word had an accurate Altean translation. The others bounced around a few suggestions about visiting some of their allied planets and seeing if they had anything similar, and it was as Pidge was arguing in favor of visiting Olkarion that Keith returned from a meeting with Kolivan and the rest of the Blade of Marmora.

He paused in the entrance to the bridge and cast a curious look at Pidge, who had passed her laptop over to Hunk in favor of continuing her spirited conversation with Lance about why the Olkari would be the best to help them.

Keith frowned as he started to put the pieces together. “Why are you trying to make explosives?”

“Not explosives. Fireworks!” Lance exclaimed.

“Hunk and I calculated the date and it's nearly New Year's,” Pidge explained. “Hunk's going to put together a menu, Lance, Coran, and Allura are in charge of decorations, and I'm supposed to pick the perfect planet for us to celebrate on. Shiro's still figuring out what he wants to do.”

“Security.”

“Something relating to celebrating.”

There was something close to a pout on Shiro's face and it almost had Keith snort with laughter, but he composed himself and looked away from his friend. Keith caught Pidge's eyes and she grinned back at him.

“I don't suppose you know how fireworks are made?” Lance asked, his tone one of resignation.

“Well, yeah. It's potassium nitrate, sulfur, and carbon. Specifically, it's carbon in the form of charcoal. And then there are a few metals that give it color,” Keith replied easily. “There's more to it than that, but if you're looking for the basic chemical make-up, then that's it.”

Lance gaped at him.

Coran looked delighted by the information. “Oh, so they're like fizzwhiffles! Why didn't you just say so! We could whip up a couple of those in no time!”

“But – wait, that's it? Keith names some chemical elements and suddenly you know what it is?” Lance asked incredulously.

“But of course! There's only one thing we use potassium nitrate, sulfur, and carbon for back on Altea and that's the celebrate Burning Meteor Day!” Coran said, sounding far too pleased with the opportunity to explain more about Altean culture. “Long, long ago, before Alteans built the particle technology we used to protect our cities, the only way to prevent the destruction of our homes was to destroy the meteors that fell from the sky! Once the barriers were in place, our ancestors scaled back the size of our weapons to create fizzwhiffles.”

“I always loved the festival,” Allura said with a soft sigh.

As Coran and Allura began to reminisce about their home planet, Keith joined Hunk and Pidge along the far wall, settling down next to Pidge.

“How do you know so much about fireworks?” Pidge asked.

“Science was always interesting to me,” Keith said with a shrug. “And my dad was a firefighter. He and his department experimented with using explosives to put out fires out in the desert on weekends and he'd invite me along. It was fun.”

Pidge laughed softly as she scooted a little closer and laid her head on his shoulder. “That does sound like fun. Did it work? Using the explosives to fight fires?”

“Well, yeah. Pretty well, actually,” Keith said.

They relaxed for a few minutes, listening to their friends talk and compare the two holidays to see if there were any Burning Meteor Day traditions they could incorporate with New Years.

And then a thought struck Pidge.

A minor detail that hadn't been addressed.

“We'll need to come up with resolutions for the New Year as well,” she mentioned. “And it can't be 'defeating Zarkon and his forces', because that one is a given. It should be something personal.”

“Why do I feel like you're specifically talking to me?” Keith asked.

“Because I am specifically talking to you,” Pidge said cheekily.

Keith laughed softly and wrapped one arm around her waist. “Well, you're in luck, because that's not what I plan on making my resolution for the New Year.”

“Want to share?”

Keith hummed, drawing the moment out before he finally whispered to her what it was: “Spending more time with you.”