#watbatjokes

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Batman: Damn... I would have brought a coat if I knew it was gonna be THIS cold...

Joker, handing him his coat: You can use mine! I barely notice the cold.

Watevra, handing him HER coat: Nononono, no way can he wear that white tailcoated sparkly monstrosity, everyone knows this vigilante wears BLACK.

Joker: Oh like your shapeless car coat is any better! Be might as well be wearing a black potato sack if he wore that thing!!

Watevra: Oh you did NOT just call my La Renta a "potato sack!!"

Joker and Watevra: *continue bickering*

Batman: ...

Batman: *puts on both coats*

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Joker: *skipping into the house with a snake-clown* hey guys! I bought this cute baby boi! What do I name him?

Batman: *jumps so high he hits the cieling and then crashes to the ground* Y-YOU WHA-T???

Watev'ra: *without even skipping a beat* William snakespeare.

Joker: :o

William: *hissyhissy*

Joker: :D

Everybody meet our pet.. William snakespeare. Much to the distress of bats

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Joker: BATS!

Bats: shh! *points at a sleeping queen*

Joker, whispering: oh..sorryyy

Bats, whispering: what's up babe?

Joker, whispering: I set the kitchen on fire

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Everyone's to-do list

Joker: be gay. Do crime.

Batman: be gay. Fight crime.

Watev'ra: what's crime? Do gays.

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Parallels

Our "innocent" Lego babies

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Joker talking about his son to harley and ivy

Joker: the kid weeeiiirrrddd! He was laughing at a cup..

Harley: a cup?

Joker: for an hour.

Ivy: sounds like something y--

Joker: *laughs hard* f-funny cuppp

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Why does it kinda look like he's sayin "exactly" tho??

alec hardison ghostwrote this

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Batman: how long is your ideal hug?

Watev'ra: mm...fifteen seconds maybe?

Joker: an hour.

Batman:

Watev'ra:

Batamn: wow... You're uhh.... Really that touch starved huh?

Joker: why else would I buy a sNAKE-CLOWN??

Watev'ra:...they hug.

Joker: *wraps himself up with William* they HuG

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Before they officially hooked up with joker as a couple I imagine it was a bit like this

Bruce: *looking at joker stuff in his Batcave*

Bruce:

Bruce:he's kinda cute...

Watev'ra: he's a MURDERER!

Bruce: *let's her see some closer pics*

Watev'ra:

Watev'ra: but it's kinda cute..

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Joker: *tryna impress watev'ra* *comes over to her while she's busy* *rolls onto the table* *gets in a pose* guess what.

Watev'ra:... *amused* *stops her work* *puts her arms over top of him and slightly holds him down* what~?

Joker: *oh no flustered*

Joker:*what was I even gonna say*

Joker: *why must her and batsy do this to me when I'm not expecting it*

Joker: Z's

Watev'ra:

Watev'ra:??

Joker: are just sideways N's

Watev'ra:...whooooaaaaa *let's go of him and stares at a piece of paper* WHOAAAA

Batman from the other room: Jay baby, stop confusing her! Watevs, you have to work

Watev'ra: Zo!

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Ehehe dey cuuute

haha what if a queen a bat and a clown got married…just kidding, unless ?

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Almost getting caught Pt. 2

*watev'ra comes out of her bedroom* *she's in a nightgown* *it's late at night* *joker wanted cereal and she's going out to get it*

Wyldstyle: *playing video games with sweet mayhem and benny*.....watev'ra..?

Watev'ra: *mutters* ah brick.. Yeah? *turns around*

Benny: are you covered in...lipstick..?

Watev'ra: no..?

Wyldstyle:...whats the red lip marks and bite marks all over your body from..?

Watev'ra: bats....likes...to.....wear.........lipstick.. Sometimes..

Wyldstyle:

Benny:

Mayhem:

Watevra: hehe..?

Wyldstyle, turns back to the game: I always knew he wasn't that straight

Watev'ra: haha yea! *grabs the cereal*

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Gettin caught

*vacation with all the legos* *but joker was smuggled in a suitcase so Emmet and wyldstyle wouldn't see him* *they are all worried about what they'll say about them being with a criminal*

Emmet: *knocks on the room their sleeping in* *batman opens the door*

Batman: *lipstick smeared all over him* *in a robe* no, Alfred, they haven't figured it ou--youaren'tmyAlfred.

Joker: *not wearing a shirt* *also has lipstick all over him but it's black* well who is it? Richie? *comes up*...........

Emmet: *gasps* *looks worried* a-are you cheating on a queen???

Batman: nononosshhhhh! He isn't here... Don't tell anybody.

Emmet:...wyldstyle!!

Batman: youlittle--

Wyldstyle: *comes*....*takes a picture* I'm sending this to her* *sends it* *the closet gets a notification*

Joker:

Batman:

Emmet:

Wyldstyle: *opens the door* *watev'ra in a towel, black and red lipstick all over her*.......hi

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Bats is home

Joker: welcome home bats! Leave any common sense and sanity at the entrance!

Batman: nope I need those.

Watev'ra: *sneaking up behind him for the first night of a routinely tackle and tickle* not anymoooore~~~

Joker: *giggles and starts closing him in from the front*

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It's some fun fanart!

Dont RB yet but i think they’d make a fun power trouple