#incorrect answers only

[inchidentally]

apparently my brain is the library of alexandria for landoscar content

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[vaultdamned]

But what did Vincent do with his wedding ring

[akascow]

smth thats plagued me for years is just

how do Tails’ tails work🧍🏻‍♀️

its bothered me since i gained consciousness and im never letting that go

[yu-gi-oh-slavia]

What should be my first firearm acquisition?

[sylphoxide]

Hosting a King of the Castle game tonight everyone please reply with your most queenly phrases

[mobius-m-mobius]

it's a fair question 🙃 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [12/∞]

[ohmygodshesbi]

what are your favorite taylor lyrics??

mine are ‘speak now or forever hold your pee’ <333

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[here-comes-the-moose]

Tech: Excuse me, I would like to make a return for a full refund.

Nala Se: For what? You do not have any items.

Tech, pointing at Crosshair: I want to return him.

[utilitycaster]

I think another massive flaw in some Ludinus' arguments is ... he has been free to roam the world for how many centuries now enacting his plans and justifying his means? He has been preaching to people all over Exandria with his magic megaphone and swaying plenty of people to his cause, freely. Looks to me like the Divine Gate solution works pretty well, no?

TRULY like we know for a fact the gods can just. Cast a 9th level spell every turn when they are physically present even when bound partially by mortal form, and Ludinus knows this too. If the gods were actually controlling everyone's every move why didn't they kill him. Why didn't they destroy the Dwendalian throne for banning half the prime deities, or kill Delilah when she was off fucking around with trying to create a new Betrayer god. The story of Aeor being destroyed by the gods is on the historical record and has been for at least 7 years and they haven't shut it down. Why didn't Pelor just blast Abaddina to bits the second she started talking. Why does Lolth have to wait for a teenage girl to put a hat on before she can act through her. How come Keyleth is out there having been furious at the gods for 3 decades and none of them have taken her off the board. Ludinus keeps being like "we are FORCED to worship them" you literally aren't, Chetney's out here pushing 400 and he's like "I can barely keep the names of the gods straight and have not thought about them for more than 30 seconds at a time until joining Bells Hells", there's entire "godless lands" in parts of Issylra, countless people in Exandria simply aren't religious and truly, no one gives a shit on a large scale. Keyleth and Allura and Percy are all on good terms with Vasselheim; Bertrand was from the Quad Roads and I do not think he had the Lawbearer's blessing if you know what I mean. Ludinus is mad about the Calamity (valid) but he's ultimately just as mad that his mommy and daddy still worshiped the Arch Heart or the Moon Weaver or whoever instead of simmering in rage for the remainder of his life. He and frankly most of the Vanguard sound like that guy who became a violent men's rights activist because his mother made him take an anti-diarrheal when he was a kid.

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

Sherlock: You're cross with me again, aren't you?

John: Take a guess

Sherlock: ...No?

John: Take another guess

[incorrect-madness]

Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Alhaitham: *Pulls a 100-slide powerpoint presentation containing his answer that he prepared beforehand fully knowing that this day would come*

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JASPROSE: My anthro professor has three forbidden words for essays: "problematic", "interesting", and "large". Point being, they’re all filler words. He wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class, I say to him: “Mm, interesting, but largely problematic!!"

DAVEPETA: B33 < why is it important to this story that your purrfessor is a furry?

[crazy-fangirl2524]

I cant imagine new people joining the fandom now that tsc is out and imagine people being able to read all five aftg books at the same time??? They will never get the feeling of finishing the third book and thinking it’s the final final and then discovering there’s the EC (that doesn’t exist anymore rip) and then Nora disappearing for years and suddenly back with news of a new book of a couple that was so good the author came back to make them canon and then us just waiting for news and everything and I’m so glad to be here when history was made and to experience everything I wouldn’t have it any other way

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: Theres an oversleeping Merchling in my bed, how does one extract him?

[theglassdragoncollective]

because they are a fruit

mushrooms r so fuckin weird like they look like they should be Dry but then there's juice. why do they have juice