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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

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i grew up in a family of left leaning hippies (thank god) but i can't stop thinking about the one holiday dinner party where my teenage cousin said something about immigrant hotels and needing to stop the boats and there was like. a pause at the table until our grandpa, a very mild mannered man, just went "now where the fuck did you hear that?" Incredible aura. ive never heard that man swear before or since but man did he pick a perfect time for it.

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most of me and my dad’s conversations go like:

“so what are you watching recently, anything new?”

“nah just the same ‘ol- youtube, i do recommend *this* show if you havent seen it already”

“oh cool we’ll check it out, you should watch *this* show too i think you’d really like it”

“oh cool. good to know”

n then we never watch them

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teen wolf is fr show of all time. their commitment to using edm makes it work. introduce the most dog coded character and go this is a werewolf. scott genuinely thinking lycanthropy is a disease. the asshole jock character is that way because he's adopted and his best friend is a gay guy who btw everyone likes. scott being shocked allisons family are werewolf hunters versus jackson immediately going “it makes sense. argent in french is silver” jackson hating scott so bad because hes suddenly good at lacrosse that he genuinely tries to murder him. scott not caring that there might be a serial killer on the loose bc he just wants his inhaler back bc those things are like 50 dollars. scott also not caring that hes a werewolf bc hes got work and homework and lacrosse and a pretty girl to impress. and his genius sarcastic best friend has adhd. and all of this happened in the first season.

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Venus! She will always have a spot in my heart… love plant creatures

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damn i hit max limit on videos i can save on my switch JSLKAJ

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i definitely feel like they shoulda spelled Beau’s name like Beaux ? it sounds the same and its still a real name but yk, theres an X… for box

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​this game needs a garage tho think of the possibilities

what if i want a polycule with a lawnmower and a weed-wacker lmao.

u can drink gasoline together. or hang out with a gas canister

a wheelbarrow that u never use bc u dont actually do yardwork

maybe theres a deflated pool toy in there who wears a towel cape and scubba flippers and he has a bad sunglasses-sunburn. and hes australian. idk

a buzz saw covered in saw dust and their hair is a mohawk that looks like a saw

one of those big outside freezers that u only see in murder docs and she could be freddy’s cousin but shes a bit meaner bc shes colder (haha)

uhh

a bike hung on the wall

ik we already have trash but maybe the industrial trash bin? or recycling ?

boxes of junk youve meant to donate but never got around to it

garage dorian. not my idea, he mentions it in his own dialogue. but imagine HAHA

ur car ?

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my dad rarely comes downstairs at all but im playing Date Everything on the big tv rn and i KNOW the second i start talking to Ben-hwa he’ll walk up behind me HFJSJAJ

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i spoke to trap dorian and the game crashed LMAOOO my console said oh sorry thats TOO hot for me try again next time

i fear i have given in to the Date Everything propaganda

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bodhi’s love ballad omfg

i fear i have given in to the Date Everything propaganda

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bryce papenbrook jumpscare

i fear i have given in to the Date Everything propaganda

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if yesterday you told me id be utterly enraptured in the doomed old man yaoi romance story between a washer and a dryer personified

well i probably wouldve believed you bc old man yaoi is love old man yaoi is life BUT its a shock nonetheless

i fear i have given in to the Date Everything propaganda

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Snom nom nom nom nom

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tiny feline friends

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“what/who is ___” “save yourself, you dont wanna know”

hey friend how bout u go eat rocks why are u gatekeeping why even bother commenting u fucking asshole i hate u go burn in a ditch