#if this was a movie he would be The One but irl it's just a dumb idea lmao
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Originally they were gonna be watching Krampus (2015) but that seemed a little too mean-spirited, but I really wanted to draw my s/i showing Arthur a...different kind of Christmas movie 😂😂
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#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self insert art#self ship art#self insert x canon#oc x canon#arthur christmas#arthur claus#🎄 my christmas wish 🎄#IVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE A WHILE#its been rly fun watching a bunch of christmas movies with my irl partner but now i get to imagine watching em w arthur too 🥺👉👈#AND YEAH HE'D LIKE SOME OF THEM MORE THAN OTHERS#im just trying to broaden his horizons a little!! push him outta that comfort zone a little#and i LOVED gremlins as a kid and i still love it now#its such a goofy christmas horror/comedy flick with some awesome effects#but yeah i decided to go with that instead of krampus cause of the aforementioned reason#and also hcs he'd absolutely have at least some knowledge of krampus as a folklore character!#i mean idk how real he is in this universe 🤔🤔 being the foil to santa claus and all!#but arthur the christmas autist would definitely KNOW about krampus but he might NOT know about gremlins since theyre more pop culture
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── 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐬
: ̗̀➛Back to Source
╰┈➤ 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲
Giddy but nervous.
This boy practically leaps on you to capture your lips (He doesn’t know how to kiss). All his knowledge is what he’s seen in movies, and he assumes it’s easy to recreate.
The kiss would be sloppy, teeth clashing, too much tongue, and it’s clear it’s his first time :P
But at least he’s putting his all into it…?
If you’re a starter kisser, it’s a learning experience for you both!!!
If you’re more experienced, feel free to take the lead and ease him into it.
He will never tell you that he’s the one that hung it there purposefully just to kiss you.
╰┈➤ 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫
She goes as stiff as a board, she’s quite literally the🧍♀️emoji irl.
Just push her mask which she seems to never take off up and peck her lips. She won’t say anything, won’t push you away, or kiss you back.
She’s internally a mess tho.
Will be blushing when she hurriedly pulls her mask down again when you pull away.
Never looks at you the same, and will assume that you two have some sort of thing going on.
Everytime you guys walk through a door frame together she will look out for a mistletoe, and won’t admit it but does get disappointed when she can’t immediately spot one.
╰┈➤ 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐬 & 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞
Now Brian will give you his cute little gap toothed grin, leaning in and pecking you.
And will immediately walk away with a sly grin, leaving you there wide eyed and flushed.
He’s a cocky wee bastard about it and will always bring it up to you just when you’ve forgotten about it. News flash…
He’ll make sure you never will!! <3
Also suddenly there’s mistletoes everywhere…
The ceiling fans, every doorway, and just generally anywhere you guys could cross paths. Even in the fridge…?
Now Hoodie on the other hand…
He’s still cocky and smug about it, just silently… (I headcanon he’s like selectively mute and uses sign language)
And will kiss you through his balaclava, and you will be able to feel his smirk through the thin fabric.
Won’t ever bring it up again if you guys aren’t in a relationship, and will be cocky about it and always point out mistletoes to you hehe.
╰┈➤ 𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 & 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐲
Tim gets bashful and nervous.
Leans up/leans down to your height and gives you a quick but sweet smooch.
Will blush everytime he sees a mistletoe for the rest of his life… and probs will avoid walking alongside you through doorways.
Now Masky… he has to keep up his tough guy act y’know?
Doesn’t believe in kissing under the mistletoe.
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THIS IS SO LATE OMG IM SRRYY!!! D’: Anways this is for my Christmas Chronicles hehe
#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta x you#creepypasta x female reader#ticci toby x reader#ticci toby x y/n#ticci toby x you#toby rogers x reader#kate the chaser x y/n#kate milens x reader#kate the chaser x you#kate the chaser x reader#tim wright x reader#tim wright x you#masky x reader#tim/masky x reader#brian/hoodie x reader#brian thomas x reader#brian thomas x you#hoodie x reader
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more ready player one cherik au ideas
erik is pretty much a complete loser irl and online and barely has any friends until he meets charles at the first trial and joins his online friendgroup (aka fc xmen) when he gets the first key
everyones avatars are more based on their comic looks so they all look a bit silly but its the oasis so its okay
thats pretty much it so far my brain is slowly building some kind of a story but it hasn’t gone into details yet
i dont even know if im gonna write this i just gotta dump my ideas here otherwise they’ll be sent to the void
#people who write fanfics are crazy (in a good way)#dont know how you guys manage to do this#thisll probably be more based of the movie than the book as i have no patience to reread it all just to get ideas#honestly if the oasis was real i would gladly just experience any movie this halliday guy has seen#thatd be cool#if it wasn’t all just based in 80s-90s stuff i would gladly live through xmen films#be charles xavier or something#altough i’d having magneto just hovering over my shoulder the whole time so i might leave those gays be#imma just be one of those oc inserts or something#i’ve definitely noticed my spelling and grammar is terrible#anyway erik falling in love with bald charles and then falling in love with charles with hair#raven should put charles avatar as bald as a prank but then he keeps it cause he finds it funny#trying to think if they should have mutations irl or not#cause idk how well superpowers would work in an online multiplayer game#especially telepathy#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#magneto#professor x#ready player one au#cherik au
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nothing intelligent or helpful to say about it really but we had SUCH a good time at One Hand Clapping. Everyone should go if they've got the chance.
#It was just me and my baby that went#He's actually almost two now but he's still my baby#I just wanted it to be us two because we're the only ones that we know that really appreciate this stuff irl#And yes#I mean we#My little ND baby is just as obsessed as I am#I mean he's not writing rpf#But the best way I can get him to do anything he doesn't want to do (nap eat new food ot st car rides etc) is to let him listen to the Beat#So yeah he loved it!!! He got annoyed when the interviews would cut into the songs but I'd just hand him a snack and he was good#But yeah for the most part he was just thrilled#I think his favorite part was the backyard bit he was GLUED lol and just beaming#It was a two hour drive to the theater so we made a whole day of it#We went to the mall and he played at the play place and we looked at toys for his birthday#and we got chicken nuggets and french fries and ice cream#And we had little matching crochet sweater vests#And it was so sweet for me and honestly if anyone thinks I shouldn't bring my toddler to a movie theater#Paul and Linda would very much approve so you can chill#but yeah anyways
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14 what a catch, donnie mv - commentary (patrick, joe, andy)
#fall out boy#patrick stump#pete wentz#andy hurley#joe trohman#time capsule#on film#bndv1dvd#i want to have listened in on that pete+alan ferguson convo abt this treatment. this sentimental melancholic patrick-centric treatment.#0:35 patrick considered this one of the best songs they ever wrote... literally speak your truth say it so loud i am always listening king#1:53 i like that he knows jonathan livingston seagull as the movie first and foremost and not as. the novella.#4:13 the joetrick hug was scripted and patrick would never hug joe irl its so joever /j#i love this mv so much i bought it with actual monetary currencyfrom itunes in like 2012#and such is the nature of itunes purchases that it inexplicably followed me on EVERY device since then#when my own music files photos documents dont got me i know this 2012 purchase of the what a catch donnie mv got me#i believe there may be an additional carpal tunnel one but im still waiting for the jp edition in the mail.. if it's true i will upload!#if it's not true then ig i'll just go fuck myself
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A HEAARRRRT IS A HOUSE FOR LOOVE AND IVE LEARRNNED THAT IT DONT TAKE MUCH TO BREAK A HEAARTT
sorry I just had to get that out lol I love that damn movie. That film, the temptations film (Paul and Cornbread my loves) and the little richard biopic will always have Leon as one of my fav actors idc idcccc also it took me way too long to find out the five heartbeats weren't a real group 🤣
IS A HOUSE ! FOR LOVE !
And I've LEARNED ( ive leaarnnned!!) 🗣‼️‼️
NO NO, DONT SAY SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE. NEVER BE SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE !!!!
ALL ur takes are MWAH. Just MWAH.
PAUL AND CORNBREAD LOL!! THE LOVES!. OUR BEAUTIFUL LOVES!!!. UGH. UGH. IM SO OBSESSED WITH THESE MOVIES. BOTH!! OF THESE GROUPS ARE REAL AS LONG AS U BELIEVE!!!
& i know dresser ran to that limo once he heard Eddie begging for his job back (our poor softie gentleman baritone baby..) but i think somebody should be jt's moral compass bcs duck is just 😭 sick of him
Leon deserved SO MANY MORE major movie roles just by being beautiful and bitchy like . His 50 cent movie cameo was so fucking funny.. TY FOR SAYING THIS. GENUINELY. I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THESE MOVIES TOO. The characters are hilarious and tragic and I am. Infatuated with them all. They all have their lil moments to solidify them as real or to reflect them being real and it's just. Mwah.
Eddie almost at rock bttm begging for his job back bcs he loves music. He Loves. Music. But he has trauma so much trauma but he's Trying. He's trying so hard and then he opens his coat to reveal he still has their old performance uniform but makes a funny noise:
JT:
#robert townsend just like me fr. obsessed with this diva leon#he was like ok hes playing this prettyboy role Too well.. LITTLE RICHARD MOVIE IS CALLING !!!#leon is such a pretty man. and now he is my cringe oldman wife like idc hes my everything still idc idc#and the 5 heartbeats are REAL!!!!!!!#i just seen them!!!!! dresser was telling me abt how hes an english teacher during the days off bcs he loves it#it's true i never lie#actually i am lying they cant be a real band bcs jt would probably be dead of aids im srry#manslut king partied too hard#speaking of king i love cornbread and paul's friendship so much in the movie#irl theyre friends too bcs paul dumped a bucket of mop water or smthing on cornbreadeddie & they fought#then ran away together to live their singing dreams after eddie stole his brothers car or smthing#but eddie irl started gravitating toward david even while paul was alive#but in the movie they were together forever until paul wasnt and thats just so sweet to me#cornbread is an unbothered cigarette boyboss. i like to think movie cornbread is lowkey just tired of david#but deals with him bcs hes the only other one who hates otis#the movie and the reality differs a lot cus it's otis'd say on things so it's like 2 dif worlds to me#but one remainder is paul is my favorite and he deserved so much better. so much more appreciation#a love i can see is my favorite song of the tempts and pointstop one of my favs. i love his singing voice. it's so energetic but full#of emotion#hes 🩵🩵🩵🩵 PAULLL!!!! ARGHH!! we are the second biggest paul fans aside from cornbread 🩵#pls feel free to tell me ALL ur thoughts on these movies / leon movies in general LOL ive seen like#allmost all of them i could like i could talk so much abt leon#one of my fav actors ever as well !!!! hes a cutiepatootie aaa!!! his obsession with jamaica...#ted asks#ted doodles#PLS. PLS GEEK OUT WITH ME ABT THESE MOVIES MAN. I AM SO STARVED#the temptations#the five heartbeats
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#Nothing to say. A good episode. A good season.#I love Oda. I love his voice perhaps even more lol#I should look for an improvement of the video quality... To say it's 1080px mkv :/ But the latest upload on N/yaa is too heavy#The op visuals of the untold origins arc are very good. The songs are good too#Although I suppose I may just be nostalgic ahah#I like fuku/fuku... Especially this young bittersweet flavour#Fuku/fuku have so many “couple who for some reason broke up but who still love each other more than anyone else” in this episode.#What do you mean they keep calling each other.#What do you mean Fukuchi won't hesitate to help Fukuzawa even after he refused to join his group.#Mmmmhhh... One more thing#There's so much emphasis on Christianity in bsd. It makes sense for Atsushi and Dostoyevsky I suppose due to the irl authors‚ but...#Why was Oda handed a Bible in this episode? Why was Ango carrying a Bible with him in the Beast movie?#When you take into account that Christianity only makes for 1.5% of religious believers in Japan‚ it's just curious.#But maybe I'm missing something? Was Oda-author Christian too?#Then again I can really feel this wider underlying pattern which... Exceeds the characters in a way?#It's mostly details so it'd be hard to list them but... Idk.#Why was there a cross behind Kunikida when he witnessed the little child die.#🤔#That would be all. This season is very beautiful and I love Mushitarou but can't WAIT to get back to Atsushi I miss him 🥺🥺🥺#random rambles
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you're so right about everything in itlotww btw. worst movie ever. i love it so so much. the TONE SHIFT AT THE START?? LIKE I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT??? THE 1 MINUTE SCOTTISH SNAKE CHARMER SCENE?? i love it so much if anyone ever asks me about it I will insist i have never even heard of the movie
LITERALLYYYYY like it sucks and there are parts that make me genuinely uncomfortable however it is also really good & unintentionally hilarious & has aged so badly and the insane tone shift like half an hour in and then theres the scottish snake charmer scene. and then he pulls a live mongoose out of his kilt. like what the fuck guys
#AND AT THE END WHEN HE REVEAls his snakebite but its on his knee and he's just like. showing the other guy his leg#ITS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭#unfortunatley i had to tell everyone i'd seen this really awful movie hopefully no one i know irl Ever watches it because. there would be#some major disclaimers necessary but ohhhhhh my god#thanks for the ask!!#when you watched it & were liveblogging it i was like oh shit i forgot how BAd it is#anyways 👍 this is fine#jordan tag :D#capaldiverse
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and they’re boyfriends
#oppenheimer#lawrenheimer#i just made that name up 💅 let’s get this ship sailing#IDK how to explain it but the CHEMISTRY they had#it was unbearable i felt like i was choking on air when they were close to each other#so good. literal art#wait sit down let me convince you to ship them!!#personally i shipped them from the first moment but the scene that is really precious for me is that one#when Izzy and Oppenheimer are sitting in the hallway and you see Lawrence walk in and then immediately leave when he sees them#cause like. you KNOW he came there to give a NEGATIVE ass review but then he saw Oppenheimer sitting there looking all defeated#and he just couldn’t do it#and i especially think of that scene in contrast to the discussion on Kitty’s testimony#since both of these scenes occur in the hallway some fake-deep analysis is necessary#it’s like 🤌🤌 Lawrence protected Oppenheimer with his silence the way Kitty protected him with her testimony#sort of a way to hold onto his morals while letting Oppenheimer go just out of sentimentalism#(my bad theory is that Lawrence was HURT by the knowledge of the affair w Ruth because it meant he wasn’t the only one 🤫)#(GOD i can just picture their relationship it would be so MESSY)#(Lawrence hopelessly in love. Oppenheimer being well aware and just using him for his body. Lawrence who can never refuse him anything.)#(wait did this turn into a foil for the relationship with Jean???? but with the roles reversed??????)#also?? irl Lawrence DID testify against Oppenheimer and ripped him to shreds (😭) so like. we know what movie!Lawrence protected him from#ohh and what i also find really interesting is the parallels with Kitty since off the top of my head there’s 2 more#the fact that Oppenheimer takes Lawrence to New Mexico as he did with Kitty later#and the fact that Lawrence encourages Oppenheimer to be ambitious and take the opportunity w the project#(and iirc it’s his words that finally convince Oppenheimer?)#anyway that was my dissertation on why you should ship them; if you aren’t convinced then i hope i’ve at least made you mad 😴
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I think we should bring back basic etiquette lessons such as shutting the fuck up when you’re watching a movie in a group that is not exclusively your friend group 🙂
#welcome to another Mick Airs Out Their Grievances and by god is it a VERY long one#prob best if u don't expand the tags#am I being maybe a bit meaner about this than I would be for any other movie? maybe but pac rim is one of my favorite movies of all time#so I think I get a pass on this one.#one of the groups on campus is hosting movie nights & I went to this one bc I've only ever watched pac rim on my laptop and wanted to watch#it on a larger screen. yay yippee I love this movie!#there r maybe 10-ish of us in this room and a three person friend group is sitting on the couch one of whom has seen the movie and two who#have not. okay so far so normal.#and then the movie starts and they won't! stop! fucking! commentating! the whole fucking movie!!! I don't have a problem with doing that#when I'm in just my friend group because I know that I can tell my friend to stop talking or pause the movie or whatnot but not when I'm in#a large group w people I'm not good friends with ffs#and the comments aren't even funny or anything they're all oh this is JUST like in iron widow!! oh they're SO gay and autistic!!! and#they're talking so loud about this that it completely drowns out the movie audio which has already been turned up a few times#like. be considerate!! some of us want to yknow actually listen to what's going on and not whatever bullshit you're saying#I nearly walked out three or four times before I actually wound up doing so#I may have been a bit of a bitch at the end but I don't care. I got up to leave because this was not an enjoyable environment and one of#them offered to turn the movie down if it was too loud. this caught me a bit off guard since I expected them to still be so wrapped up in#their convo and. well. I may have said 'it's not the movie that's too loud' before closing the door#this also reminds me a lot about my issues with online shipping culture and it bleeding through into how we interact with media irl#this is probably heavily influenced by my aromanticism but I'm so sick of people constantly reading romantic relationships into everything#AND placing more importance on those relationships than any other form. I don't mind romance in media. I think if done right it has great#emotional impact on a story but when a movie is running and when other people who may not want to hear it are in the room watching it too#is not the time to be loudly saying 'he's autistic!' 'they're in love!' 'she has a crush on him!'#I have my own interpretations of the movie some of which agree with what they said and some of which don't but that's beside the point of#knowing how to coexist politely in public#anyway. I think they were awful and annoying and they ruined my night out.#I think I'm just so incredibly mad about this because I love the movie and I was looking forward to watching it in a group of people who#found it cool as well while still having some modicum of politeness#I almost wish I had been meaner but that's the extreme annoyance talking I think#hater hour over love u guys bye
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My little cousin is opening for Redman & Method Man today at the Calgary Stampede!!
#this is the song he is gonna be playing#I'm so fucking proud of him#he has worked really hard on his music career#despite the odds of being born into a stressful family#I WOULD KNOW OK LOL#and living in frckn dethbridge hellburta#If I could be there to support him I would be!!#i asked him to freestyle for me one day and he just laid it down#needless to say i was like ok little cuz!!!! you got this#i remember making movies with this kid in our gmas basement back in the day#with a good ol VHS camera#we had special fx and everything#he was a star from the get#also I would absolutely FAINT to see red and method irl#i'm such a fangirl so i'm freaking out for my cousin!!#i bought a cameo from red once for my hubby a few years ago#not even kidding when i say the mans advice BROUGHT TEARS TO OUR EYES#i actually love redman so much#my god i could go on forever about my love for them both ♡♡#christian archibald#gif warning#Spotify#non sims#non sim
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SOOOOO I was supposed to go on a movie date last week but my bf slept til noon and missed the time because he forgot to set up an alarm so we had to change it for today 💀
B U T this time it worked!! And since I came a bit earlier to the mall I had some time to take a look at the bookstore near the cinema and LOOK WHAT I FINALLY FOUND
IM SO SO HAPPY BUYING THE BSD MANGA IS LITERALLY MY DREAMMMM
And btw we went to see The Boy and The Heron, this movie is a pure work of art 110% reccomend it
Best day ever 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
#i LOVE all ghibli movies sm#my mom wanted to see what the mangas I bought were and I was so terrified she would read the description 💀💀#but luckily she just saw the cover and went like okay#it was so so fun my bf is lame and stupid and weird sometimes but I feel like hes one of the few ppl I cam say literally anything to#Im very reserved and quiet irl so its really nice having someone like this#studio ghibli#bsd#bungou stray dogs#the boy and the heron#date#random stuff#movie date#yea :D
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15,503 words of bullet points for a mash-up of too many varieties of the same subject
Five books planned, two prequels two sequels, the original story is the least interesting part
Twenty-five half-planned chapters of vaguely-connected casefic oneshots
And I’ll never finish writing any of them.
#I need a beta reader#to make sure it’s all coherent (because it probably isn’t)#but I don’t trust anyone irl with my writing#and also they don’t have the necessary context (fandom-wise or fanfic-wise)#sigh.#monsterfucking#pspsps mutuals#how would I even share it tbh?? like what take screenshots? …probably#uhhh fic 1 is a grian focus minecraft fic where he’s p much god and no one else knows how minecraft mechanics work but they do work! ft lots#fic 2 is a pokémon fanfic focused on a dark mono trainer oc who wants to be a pokémon professor. the books altake place in different regions#fic 3 is a mha fanfic focused on detective Tsukauchi Naomasa because I love him and he deserves the whole world and he never catches a break#also I have an idea for a httyd fic where hiccup straight up just leaves when he was planning to in the first movie#astrid still catches him but he just ditches anyway because who needs a cool girl when you have an even cooler dragon literally Right There#also kinda thinking on a crossover fic between danny phantom & detroit become human. dunno how it’ll happen but that’s why I’m still thinkin#shitpost#fanfiction#fanfic#writing#[|87#hehe uwu *gets shot in the head cutely*
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i think i've finally come to understand why i'm so bad at communicating with friends 👍 at one point or another i've thought i was in love with every single person i've ever been friends with (for the most part, at least) because i don't expect other people to like me. OBVIOUSLY this is not true but platonic feelings are not dissimilar to romantic ones (baseline they're the same: you want to love and be loved by someone) but i always end up realizing that i'm not in love with them, just that they matter to me very much and i wouldn't know what do to w/o their presence in my life. BUT this brings me to facet number 2 of my awful communication skills: i hate it when things Get Real. i find myself retreating any time it seems like Something Could Change in my day-to-day life due to them being around and "forcing" the change. i run away from talking to one of my only irl friends on almost a daily basis bc i dread the idea of having to do anything she might want me to do. i think, at the end of the day, my problem might just be that i don't want to change... ANYWAYS
#i actually think the funniest example of this comes from the irl guy friend i think i actually DO have romantic feelings for#i never used to have feelings for him but i always kind of nursed the idea of such a thing (as i said i think i could be in love with most#friends before i realize i'm not - but with him specifically i never had a moment where i realized i... wasn't?) also my previously#aforementioned irl friend kind of insinuated he might have feelings for me or we might end up with one another and now every time i think#abt him i think about THAT so.#anyways a few years ago he came by my house and picked me up and we got ice cream and talked for hours bc we have a lot in common#and he actually manages to keep in contact with me despite how hard it is (how hard i make it) to talk to me on a consistent basis lol#like we don't talk a LOT but he's also the one who convinced me to contact my former other irl best friend that i hadn't talked to in 6 yrs#anyways back to what i was talking abt from a few years ago... it was 4 yrs ago at this point but after the ice cream - i got a job#and we talked a lot - he took me and my irl bff out but she had a HUGE fight with her bf and he tracked her down and it was. a disaster#but after that they made up (lucikly she broke up with him not too long after lmao) but me and him were put in the middle of it#and anyways we went to the mall with the annoying couple LMAO but we broke off and it was just... really nice to be with him?#and then we went to walmart and rented a movie and went back to my irl's apartment and i tried to dye his hair in her bathroom LMAO#and it just felt really natural to be close to him and whatnot. we really get along and i really don't dislike him and i'm not NOT into him#but yeah anyways a few days later he messaged me and asked if he could pick me up from work but i told him no because at that point i was.#afraid. because i had a dream that i had kissed hik and he turned into rick sanchez and drowned LMFAOOO IT SOUNDS RETARDED BUT.#like i think the point of the dream was that if i showed him that i had some kind of feelings for him he would change or die or disappear?#i always assume the worst. but yeah the dream literally put me off so bad that i cut contact with him for almost 2 years#because i was afraid of him and i was afraid of my life changing#idk. maybe i should give it a try now. i'm still scared but you never know.#i at least wanna say 'thanks' for him convincing me to message my friend from 6 years ago so 🤷♀️ who knows
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that feeling when you're in the middle of moving house and you barely even check whatsapp because you're too braindead and tired from being an adult™️ and then you get an email notifying you that some minor who hasn't realized that when their birthday comes they'll vote in the elections (or be eligible to anyway) and therefore is almost an adult leaving some absolutely nonsensical answer to a post from like three years ago and then tumblr doesn't even let me reply because for some reason the answer won't show on my dash (did the algorythm think it was too hostile? idk but lol)
kid I can't possibly muster up the brain power to actually cp that stupid email after I spent the entire day boxing stuff up but if you're reading here: fictional stuff in general is not about you, you don't even know wtf victim blaming means because if I say a 17yo as almost an adult can generally fuck most people they like especially if it's a fling I'm not blaming them for anything except having fun, I don't even know you and no one says *you* have to date anyone above your age if you don't want to like sorry you're not the main character in the universe's existence
also at 17yo I'd have found the idea of dating anyone below 16yo absolutely unacceptable because they all looked like immature kids to me and I'd have found nothing wrong with fooling around with someone a few years older, am I victim blaming 17yo me now?
#yes it was about cmbyn#i haven't seen tht movie 100% bc of the tumblr discourse#like anything i'd get out of it would be marred by discourse anyway#that said: i'm gonna be back the moment this move is over#sorta happened it was the not best moment but potentially viable so#please wish me luck bc i've been hauling boxes and shit for one week and i'm dead inside#wish my main issue was clutching pearls about fictional age gaps#also if that person is reading: I judged the shit out of the only person i knew irl#who fucked a 30yo when they were 17#(and lied about their age)#bc i thought it was all sort of sketchy#anyway that ass spent a week bragging about it#and i can assure you that was NOT what turned him into a fascist 10+ years later#that was just being an ass#anyway he survived banging the 30yo without trauma#I can assure you turning into crazy catholicism central later was way worse#shrug emoji#personal for ts#i can't believe i got drama abt cmbyn in 2023
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watched uhh dorothy returns ro wizard of oz (2013) and i'd give it a 6.5/10 in general but entertainment wise i'd give it an 8.5 (tbf i was watching it with my brother idk how i'd rate it if i was alone) theres a part where they need a boat and dorothy snaps a piece of wood off a tree who yells in pain and then every tree there starts throwing rocks and acorns at her but then it cuts to a tree hunched over and hes like "take me... take me." and i csnt properly explain why it's so unbelievably funny. the line delivery makes him sound so accepting like he's really willing to die to help dorothy get a boat and i can't stop thinking about it
#also watched dino king. uh. 29 minutes in my brother and i thought it was gonna end soon so we paused and saw we still had an hour left#and we both visibly went HUH??? and i was like are we gonna power through this movie or watch khumba......and he chose to power through#for a dinosaur movie it's not bad i actually really like what they tried going for? ie using footage of real landscape and cgi-ing dinos#in it to make it seem like it's Real Life. obviously the cgi is so very noticable but they did pretty good👍🏼#when speckles (main character) fell into water instead of cgi-ing the water the dropped something irl but put his model over ir#which i find neat i didnt think they'd do that. kinda sad at the lack of blood when the dinos would kill each other#also speckles' family dies which i expected and when the timeskip happens and he finds a girl and then she dies i expected however i did no#expect them to kill two out of three kids like i'm glad junior survived but god damn after the first one died i was hoping the last two#would survive at the very least. also fuck one eyed i thought he was just survivng at first but no he literally started beef#with a one year old dinosaur baby and decided Yeah Im Gonna Ruin Your Life Forever Buddy#my brother and i when speckles finally kills one eyed: yoooo YOOOOOO#movie would have heen better with like 98% more blood but when they did sue blood they used both cgi and fake irl#which i'll admit was kinda cool#fuck you one eye i fucking hate you#ok anywaus we tried watching khumba but didnt bc it was getting late so we watched the first 20mins and then skipped to the end#i think it wouldve been a nice movie? i have no idea but i mean i didnt hate what i saw#if you guys rver wanna watch a movie just got to free with ads on youtube ive been obsessing over those for months now#btw dino movies are very boring to me i forgot to add that. so yeah dino king IS boring to me but i had fun
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