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hello beautiful woman
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THEY LOOK SO EMBARRASSED BY HIM LMFAO ??
#he could make all the money in the world and theyll still find him cringe#gg voice: NOW A SILLY ONE !!!#<- has been taking nothing but silly ones
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ant was fighting demons not to call Karl the baddest bitch on the planet and Kat was fighting demons not to wish he did
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS 😆!! KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS 🤩😍😘 !!!!
( karl-anthony TOWNS:D)
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Diggs: hahaha you should kill that guy, josh, haha you're so- ... .....you're so Big, josh 😳... josh..... .........josh-
Josh: haha- that's manslaughter, stef 😄!
Stef:

#hot gf wants her lame bf to fight ppl not bcs she wants him to act manlier or macho but bcs she 110% believes#he would win#this pouting pic is insane btw grown ass man
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Josh x stef is the golden boy x the oldest sister in her family trope to me & those start off strong but sometimes... ....
thinking about how josh always tries playing around WITH other teammates, but always interacts with diggs as if he is something extremely, extraordinarily precious to him. I'm not saying he doesn't care about everyone else, he cares about everyone, but when you're in love, the person you're in love with happens to cross your mind more times than a few.
Like. Josh throwing snow on Gabe Davis and not on stef (even tho he knows Gabe is very protective of his birkin !!) And just letting stef walk by snow-free while he and Gabe banter (in front of stef) (very important to note). Now, diggs was also wearing fancier things than Gabe in cost comparison. He had more than a birkin bag to protect.. Josh knows Stef loves living lavish, and his outfit was probably brand new bcs he also knows stef loves trying new things.. so Josh respects the boundaries that he knows and only plays around with Gabe, who's a little materialistic too but not as much as Stef.
Josh sees Stef coming, he stops talking to his teammates and does a little dance. He knows Stef finds his dancing funny, so he does some dancing!
Thinking about how they were paired during the pandemic, and had to bond literally over call of duty. Thinking about how Diggs was new to the game and how Josh never exploited him for it in the game, or complained about his skill level. Thinking about how Diggs recalls Josh always stopping to heal him as if the silly little call of duty game shenanigans were a honeymoon worthy of forever memory.
Stef keeps headbutting him in the middle of his pregame pep talk, instead of playing off that, Josh keeps his focus and doubles down on his leadership position by continuing his speech unphased. It's not ignoring, though, it's providing a stable foundation for Stef to bounce off of and keep him grounded. Stef's constant touches to allen during his speech let's him know he's doing good in what he's trying to accomplish: being inspiring while also being strong. Josh's strong composure let's Stef know that even with every headbutt, he's not budging, he'll always be right there for Stef to hold and remember who's there in his corner. There's someone stable in his corner, someone who isn't tired or intimidated by his energy, someone willing to observe the options and choose the best one without Stef having to even advise him on it
Although he's talking to everyone, he keeps his hand on STEF'S helmet to let him know He knows he's there, and He appreciates him being there. There's no joking about it. When stef pushes his way into the middle of the huddle just to be by Josh, it's not to hear how funny he can be or how serious, and while he can be either, it's just not the focus right now. The focus, the Need is simply to be By Josh.
And you don't get that kind of devotion from Diggs by playing around with his emotions, his wants, his needs. You don't get that kind of devotion by not being devoted yourself.
Josh Allen is 110% dedicated to loving his teammates, to loving football, and to loving Stefon Diggs.
Thinking about how much Diggs needs that .
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hi meep lol

need to hear ur guys' NSFW thoughts... anything......... everything ..... .... atmosphere
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i need them to be a stupid sitcom titled, i took my stupid daughter's cotton candy vape and now she's dating E.T.
#wemby being a giant intimidating slenderman#but he whispers and says that coo coo french informal kiddy hello to kids#gg begs ja and jaren to let wemby have a sleepover no doors shall be closed#and wemby walks into the room to see gg laid up all seductive in that one princess leia outfit incels goon over#& he says come conquer this galaxy (my pussy)#but then it jumpcuts to them playing lego star wars on the wii together#theyre both super into it (gg is still in the princess leia outfit)#gg mains the ewok and wemby mains nautolan. gg does p much nothing of value and wemby carries them#wemby will just be infodumping abt star wars lore references while gg is trying to punch & kick everything for their studs#lego coins let me be clear#they take forever to complete levels & it's mainly bcs gg gets distracted#but sometimes wemby just cant figure out how to jump across a platform successfully#it's just hours of gg cheering and saying cmon viccy!!! and victor not even making it halfway before his character falls and combusts#gg#woah viccy#ja#jaren
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You like men with big thighs who are fat and weird!

take me away, officers .
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Jeremiah making a video to ace's song is so..

THE PHOTO LMFAO ??
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OH TERRY.....
I LOVE MY LOSERWIFE ...
#EVERYONE SAYING HE GOT PREGNANT TO SHAME HIM BUT IT JUST MAKES HIM SO MUCH HOTTERR TO MEERE#they got his eyes looking at both of them im sick
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THEY MADE TERRY FAT FINAAAAALYYYYYYY YESSSSS!!!!! YESSS YESSSSS YESSSSSSSSS
wish more freak weirdos were into the stupid shows i like bcs wdym no one else Terry Flenory from bmf is like a young work hard play zero pantsuit lesbian in a toxic age gap relationship bcs she is sick and drunk on the idea of providing for others bcs she grew up poor and feeling helpless and wants to make her family feel secure but doesn't have the time to make their emotions secure bcs she's always stressed and working & oldest sister gets to be the fun let's ditch and get icecream, im head of administration bcs im a bubbly charming extrovert & can just apologize with a smile & anyone including work will forgive me sister & her youngest sister loves the oldest but hates the middle sister bcs she makes her do her homework & refuses to let her date the bum mooch man with no future
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gg listening to everyone losing their minds over the play-in

GG WHY DID YOU HAVE A LOLLIPOP ?!?!?!?? OH MY G0D ???????
the grizzlies: * getting obliterated in the playin by injuries and morose defeat *
jaren, ja, Desmond, b Clarke, wells, etc: we're gonna k*II ourselves.
gg:

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' steeewpid 😑.. how do you DO this 😡😠🤬😾‼️'
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IT'SSO CUTE THO...

JABARI STOP ADOPTING DOGS ??!?!???
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Ja jaren jaylen Clarke the grizzlies entirety og memphis coach jenkins rip etc: OH MY FUCKING FUCK. WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BEAT THE PLAY IN. WHY ARE HERE. JUST TO SUFFER. EVERYTHING IS AW FUL !!!! HATE LIFE HATE HATE HA-
gg:

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GG WHY DID YOU HAVE A LOLLIPOP ?!?!?!?? OH MY G0D ???????
the grizzlies: * getting obliterated in the playin by injuries and morose defeat *
jaren, ja, Desmond, b Clarke, wells, etc: we're gonna k*II ourselves.
gg:

#WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER#teenage girllll doo doo doo dooooo#meanwhile the others are going thru d day
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why is she bribing ppl to watch her stream im crying...
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