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i’m never going to fault someone for carrying a weapon they know how to safely use, but i am begging everyone to research weapons laws where they live before doing so. know what is legal to own, carry, or conceal carry, and know what each classification of weapon truly covers. this applies to much more than guns and knives. know what your jurisdiction defines as brass knuckles, what it defines as batons, etc. these definitions may be much broader than you assume they are. being able to buy something on amazon doesn’t make it legal. know the risks, make an educated choice, and don’t post your crimes on the internet.
#Blue Jay Chirps#sincerely: someone who loves knives and lives in a place with some of the most lax knife laws in its country#when it comes to knife laws you are often not looking for the term “switchblade” you’re looking for “automatic opening knife”#similarly you’re not looking for “balisong” or “butterfly knife” you’re looking for “gravity knife”#the laws and police are not on your side when it comes to weapons; the definitions are intentionally broad#most ordinances will define the terms they’re using#ignorance of the law is not a defense and you *will* be punished if caught especially if you are a minority#i’m not saying don’t take risks#i’m saying be educated before you do
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Hot take but assuming someone is “too mentally sound” to be part of a subculture or going through photos of that person to find old sh scars to “prove they’re jirai” is disgusting behavior, block me over it
You literally do not know what people are going through you just assume and then bully them based on your own assumptions. You’re not entitled to anyone’s history or struggles or diagnoses or anything. Mind your own fucking business and quit trying to armchair diagnose people because they wore a fucking outfit.
#excedrinpm#and before y’all come crawling out saying that I should kms bc I’m a fashion jirai or whatever#1) I literally do not claim to be jirai kei#2) I am very fully aware that jirai kei & dark girly kei are two very different things#I am very fully aware that jirai kei is the overarching subculture and not the clothing itself#but LOTS OF PEOPLE DONT KNOW THAT and also when the clothing brands selling the items label it as “jirai can you fucking blame them#?????#and you can say oh they should educate themselves and yeah that would be nice#but it’s also lowkey unreasonable to expect everyone to especially bc there is so much misinformation like#most of them literally mean no harm and don’t do anything outside of mistag an outfit#and then y’all fucking rip them to shreds
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new person at work trying to peer pressure me into doing a charity 5k after i already told her no i don’t want to and it is starting to annoy me so bad!!!!!
#first of all not a runner and there are many ways i can support a charity and esp this charity without having to do that#but okay for context it’s for the ronald mcdonald house and she was like#i’m just going to start bringing in photos of the kids they help and leave them on your desk like ????? WTF?#i know she’s like joking with that but girl why would you even say that#idk sometimes you do have to learn how to take no for an answer#she’s an ads person tho so i guess that is against their training lol#she’s been here for like a week and she’s nice and all but also she is annoying and she talks SO MUCH when i am trying to work#also the other day she ordered greek food and she like made her mission to ‘educate’ the office on greek food which was so frustrating#like girl we live in a city with a massive greek/mediteranean/middle eastern population#the chances that most of us have been exposed to this kind of food before is HIGH#second of all you ordered cava like it’s barely even anything foreign at all#it’s just like tiny things like that drive me nuts#anyways weigh in team should i explode her with my mind or learn forgiveness and peace and grace
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#SO i’ve been gunning for an educational leader position for a while and much to my dismay our current EL is being transferred to a new#centre and she is exactly what I aspire to be as an EL and I’ve been wanting to train under her#but they just haven’t made it happen so now her entire role is up for grabs#or so i thought#but another teacher who is like best friends with the entire management team is getting it bc they all referred her#and i hate that i think it but she is nottttt great at her job#and I’ve actually been interim EL on a super short term basis multiple times this year when they’ve been searching for new ones so#wouldn’t you think…. that i’d be their first option????#the other teacher has no prior experience and albeit mine is small it’s something and i rocked that shit#idk them deciding to go with her makes it sound like they think I didn’t do a good job but they asked me multiple times to be the interim EL#so doesn’t that say something???? IDKKKK anyway i’m really upset and enraged and I just hate that#everything is a ‘not what you know but who you know’ game these days#and i’ve said it for months that if this other teacher ever makes EL before me and i’m supposed to let her ~train me and support me then i’d#resign right away because I am not about to set back my career bc they decided to give their friend a whirl at a new title#ANYWAY fun times fun times
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ok I’m complaining abt some heavy shit in the tags cw and tw ahead and stuff but I am actually abt to crash out in class rn
#bla bla bla bla Idk how much of these tags is gonna cover the preview on mobile#so I’m gonna give a billion things of context#there are particular scenes relating to assault of a very sensitive nature in this film and it happens about 2-3 times#I am gonna preface this by saying I do not need anyone to try and educate me abt these particular scenes in entertainment#I am fully aware of how unnecessary they are/can be in contexts and there are other ways of portraying or implying that something happened#all of this being said. a classmate brought their roommate to class and they spent the entire scene overreacting with hands in the air#and going ‘what? what? what? why?’ over and over#and my professor gave a WARNING and PAUSED a good few minutes before hand and said anyone is able to walk out and he’ll call them back in#he chose to stay and make a scene regardless#and then during the ad break he starts loudly going off about how unnecessary the scenes were and how#’we don’t do this on our campus our classes are about JOY and WHIMSY’#like this irritates me already bc ok well anthropology is not about JOY and FUCKING WHIMSY#please grow up. second of all why are we discussing rape after the scene#I saw the scenes I do not need to hear you rally six other loud motherfuckers about rape in this small ass classroom#’THIS IS SO UNNECESSARY SOMEONE INVESTIGATE THE DIRECTOR WHY DID THEY DEPICT THIS’#EVERYONE KNOWSSSSS YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE CHOIRRRR EVERYONE HERE IS AN ANTHRO MAJOR WE AGREEEE#and then trying to frame the professor like an ass for showing films with rape in it??#THE WHOLE CLASS IS ABT CRITIQUING ARCHAEOLOGICAL MOVIES. WE KNOW. THATS WHY THESE FILMS ARE CHOSEN#YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT OH MY GODDDDD#gisa yaps
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ok I genuinely think @is-the-owl-video-cute has gone off the deep end. what makes you act like that on the internet for real. I don’t even have a real stock in this bullshit drama but they are just the most reactionary asshole to people? how can y’all look up to them they are genuinely so immature and pissy. they’ve been throwing a fit over users they personally dislike and using absolutely no proof at all to say they doxxed ppl. there’s like zero proof other than they don’t like them LMAO. can y’all log the fuck off please?? before someone actually gets hurt??
#is-the-owl-video-cute#yeah I’m tagging actually I hope ppl searching for drama see this and get a reality check#I saw that archived link what the actual fucking shit in hell were they thinking typing that?#they arent fucking animal murderers. they don't like the way scout handles their media presence or their farm#but that doesn’t mean they doxxed them and there is zero evidence to suggest as much. they’ve said they didn’t so like. nothing to go on.💀#(frankly also. scout and owlvid should be able to handle criticism and disagreements like normal fucking people#instead of flying off the handle literally every single time. like it’s a pattern)#I think both of them should just log off until they learn to handle this shit in a normal way#and without encouraging their impressionable followers to go on witch-hunts after ppl.#especially bc they don’t like it when it happens to them?? yet they say NOTHING when their followers start harassing ppl?? telling lol#I can’t stand it. y’all aren’t educators and you will never be the end all be all of every opinion you have. stop assuming such.#owlvid has had wildly inaccurate ‘facts’ about rabbits before but acting like they KNOW this shit is infuriating.#I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that every ‘is the x animal cute’ blog has gone to shit and up a creek though#just particularly disappointed in owlvid and scout for the way they’ve handled this#while KNOWING the amount of followers that would swallow their boots all the way their their head if they could#like. cmon. you can say you don’t know enough abt this subject to comment. it’s ok.#and I think scout should be able to handle and address criticisms abt their cows without losing it every single time like#I’ve never met a good farmer that can’t handle criticism for their animals. it’s part of the job you won’t please everyone#and if you are planning on being an educator you have to be able to handle those criticisms with a level head and understanding.#that’s not what owlvid OR scout do. they are influencers on a power trip.#if you want respect you have to give it. not one of the dreaded rabbit people have been disrespectful about their criticism.#it is not so the other way around and that’s telling as hell#the only time I’ve seen these apparently evil sadistic rabbit bloggers make sardonic or disrespectful (I guess?) comments is on their own#and when they’re frustrated about being labeled like they kick puppies for fun for being a fucking normal ass farmer lol#you’d think maybe scout would be able to get that. maybe not so much owlvid bc they don’t seem to understand rural animal care#for the record I’m not looking at any of these blogs involved with scrutinizing detail bc I have better things to do#but I have kept an eye on the situation w scout and animal control being called and how it got twisted into ‘doxxing and swatting’#by high strung ppl who should not have been online#I value my blood pressure too much the urge to just turn off my phone overcomes any desire to look through the drama
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I am not having a good time rn
#if you know me irl you didnt see this#there’s just so much going on rn tho. family shit (mostly relating to my parents’ divorce that is still affecting me deeply in spite of the#fact that I’m an adult and do not care for them). there’s just so many unprocessed feelings I’ve got#and some of my closest and longest irl friends have just been ignoring me about important shit unless I have something funny or interesting#(as in relating to their interests) to say. which sucks. and there’s also the fact that my mam just told me that I should never ever be#masculine bc she hates it and thinks it’s gross and I have openly told her on many occasions that I often feel masculine and like to present#that way. and there’s the fact that she keeps nagging me over giving her money that I’m desperately trying to save up bc I’ve never learned#money management and impulse control. and she refuses to help me set up a savings account bc ‘you(i) should just be able to go down myself’#even though she knows(ignores) the fact that I’ve got social anxiety and have never done this before and don’t know what the fuck to do#got there’s just a lot rn and it’s not helping that I’m going back to education soon#which sucks#vent#none of you can stop me from venting
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Fuck fuck*stuffing comically huge duvet cover into washing machine frantically*Fuck it won’t fit
#blog post#PUT THE CRAZY BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM#oh god please don’t let me turn out like famous Dec#I know people on meds for their mental illness and they’re still not happy cuz the secret is there is no happy pill.#You have to do the work yourself#I guess some doctors would say. how about both. medication AND doing the work? and I would say. Ok but explain why we ever started changing#the chemical composition of our bodies again#Sigh#ok I can’t argue with a doctor they’re way more educated than me#but ugh.#I still need to learn more about#everything#but medication esp#before I can speak on it definitively#I hate how I feel right now and I’m so scared to go back to school now
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it’s all good to say everyone should have public holidays off, but what about when you want to go to the movies on that holiday because now you don’t have to work? what if it’s presidents’ day and you need groceries? what if you need medical attention but it’s flag day? what if you need childcare, for any reason, on mlk day?
essential workers are some of the most overworked among us and deserve relief as much as anyone else but it’s just not enforceable for everyone to get every holiday off
#when my mom worked at a hospital they would trade off holidays. you work thanksgiving and then it’s someone else’s turn to work christmas#genuine question because i see this a lot and i have yet to see someone include it in their proposal#what is the proposal that keeps essential service workers in mind#and you can’t just say ‘we’ll make an exception for them’ bc think about like. little caesar’s mascot guy was apparently ‘essential’#it doesn’t even need to be dire. that’s why i mentioned like. movies and retail yknow#like no judgement but be honest. you would still do things on your day off that require work!!#this past labor day i had off. went to my friends house and they ordered pizza. someone else DIDNT have that day off#and that is FINE like we live in a society but that also means that we depend on each other more than you realize yknow#feels like this kind of talk only focuses on office jobs and ppl who work in healthcare/retail/education/etc are not thought of#when they’re already experiencing labor shortages because so many people are burning out which in turn puts more strain on those who are led#left*#i’m not an expert. i have no idea how to address this. but its exclusion from the conversation feels GLARINGLY obvious#also $25/hr for only 24 hrs/week is the same as $15/hr for a 40 hr week#still not liveable anymore. although with a shorter work week i would actually have the time to get a second job#i’m just. tired of people rallying behind the 4-day workweek when they are very clearly coming from a salaried and/or nonessential job#of course WE can spare the time off. i work in manufacturing now and if i don’t get something done before the weekend it can wait#but who exactly is going to staff the hospital when it is already understaffed and you’re cutting everyone’s hours down#to clarify: i’m not saying ‘the four day workweek is untenable because it won’t work for everyone’#i’m saying ‘we need to talk about how to actually make it work for everyone’
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#🪩#im tired of people treating me like i dont already know i have to improve before my work is perfect#im tired of ppl acting like im just sailing through life without constantly thinking about how to get better#im sick of people pointing out flaws in my work as if i cant see them#i dont care if they’re saying it bc they care#i dont care if they’re just trying to help me get better#you can fucking do that without implying that i dont see where i have room for improvement#im fucking over it#you arent my mentor‚ this is not your job#i appreciate that you want to see me thrive‚ but it just feels like kicking a horse when its down#plus its like ppl keep forgetting that i have over a decade of art education under my belt#stop treating me like a god damn child#i’m not stupid#im not naïve#give me the benefit of the doubt
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love when you tell a person on tumblr dot com you’re done engaging in a repetitive back and forth conversation that’s going nowhere with them and yet they continue on trying to win and argue you into admitting they’re right. Like okay guess I’ll just be using the block button then lmao
#like honestly#Coming onto my post to argue with me and refusing to leave me alone when I asked you to#I don’t care if you think you’re “educating” me#Genuinely I don’t need the opinions of randos on tumblr#I know I show up for the people in real life#I know I am always always always an antiracist ally working to dismantle oppressive systems everywhere in my personal and professional life#I don’t need someone on fucking tumblr preaching to me that because I didn’t click through to find the identity of op on a post I’m rude#and a bad ally#Genuinely I know in my heart of heart I’m not and I’m doing the fucking work to unlearn colonialist racist bullshit and dismantle oppressiv#Systems of injustice every single fucking day in every single space I’m in#So yeah honestly#Randos on tumblr trying to preach social Justice and allyship to me based on a comment on a post taken entirely out of context can fuck off#I’m not wasting my time defending myself to strangers on tumblr#I know my fucking values and I know I fucking live by them#and I sure fucking know that when I actually do fuck up or overstep I can acknowledge take accountability and apologize#But genuinely not gonna do that for insane people on tumblr who have unrealistic expectations about how people should use this site#No I’m not fucking source checking every goddamn op and contributor of every goddamn post that shows up on my dash before I can reblog#or add my comments to it#That is so insane that people would expect that#Genuinely go outside and touch some fucking grass and maybe try to actually do some real work dismantling social and racial injustice#before criticizing strangers on tumblr dot com for reblogging something with a comment you don’t even disagree with#You just disagree that I was allowed to say it on the post of someone with a certain identity that was NOT STATED OR IMPLIED IN THE POST#Jesus christ#Anyways I’m done bothering with randos on tumblr and their opinions#Next person is blocked on sight
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könig: ovulating all by yourself beautiful? <3
cw breeding kink
given the poor state of sex education when he was in school and his very minor interaction with women prior to you, könig was relatively clueless about almost everything to do with a woman’s menstrual cycle, besides the obvious bleeding aspect of it all. needless to say he was mind blown to find out about all the different phases, looking like a deer caught in headlights when you explained how much it fucks with your hormones on and off your period. he was literally the epitome of “just found out about periods… i’m so sorry women.”
ovulation was what he was most intrigued by, and not just because he’s always felt an overwhelming biological inclination to have you barefoot and pregnant with his children. all he knew was that once a month for a few days, your sex drive was insatiably high, and even the slightest of things he did triggered it. just the sight of him lounging on the couch was enough to have you jumping at him, pawing at his sweats and complaining that he was making his lap look too inviting.
you would be practically glued to his cock, sometimes to the point of frenzied and feverish. he could barely get anything done around you all glossy eyed and horny; he swears it’s almost as if you wanted him to stay inside you forever. he, of course, has no objections to this. it’s always a pleasant change from the snippy mood you’re in for a few days straight just a week before.
you don’t have a problem getting wet as it is, but during these days you get so creamy, and könig never gets tired of watching the way your pussy coats his dick in thick, pearly stickiness. the sex is always the most primal and dirty during your ovulation phase. telling him that your period tracking app warned you that your fertility is especially high that day would be like foreplay for him, and nothing made his caveman brain happier than to hear you cockdrunk and babbling about how bad you wanted to make him a father, begging him to breed your fertile womb. you can’t say stuff like that unless you mean it, maus, lest he rip the condom off and put a baby in your pretty pussy for real :(
you were both chancing it, fucking like bunnies on such high risk days. but it wasn’t like könig wouldn’t be ecstatic if it so happened to take…
#konig cod#konig x y/n#konig call of duty#konig modern warfare#konig mw2#konig smut#konig x you#konig x reader#könig x reader#könig cod#könig smut#bella writes⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚#tw breeding kink
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࿐ ࿔ 🕰️ 「 10:00 A.M 」
SUMMERRR @ohimsummer you’re so responsible for this infinitely adorable idea omg🤧 based on this ask & this video !
a part of gojo's love entries
“papa. come on. pa-pa~ say it after me!”
sunday morning. the first sight you saw after getting up was another shenanigan staged by your husband—
in the form of him shoving your humongous wedding photo in front of your one-year old boy’s face.
“this is pa-pa~” satoru’s singsong voice echoed through the baby room, full of enthusiasm, pointing at his face in the photo. “pa-pa~ easy right? now…”
your baby merely blinked though, chewing his pacifier in pure ignorance. his eyes—a pair blue marbles—glancing between his desperate papa and the wedding picture with little interest.
“hmph,” satoru clicked his tongue, and then he pointed at your beaming figure in the photo, voice visibly flat. “this is… mother.”
you quirked an eyebrow, totally snorting.
but he succeeded in grabbing your baby’s attention this time, as his crystal blue eyes widened a bit in wonder, staring at you in the picture.
“mother is pa-pa’s wife. she makes your food, nice on some days, but be careful! she can put a ban on our supply of mochi if she is in a bad mood!”
“oh, do i?” you walked over to him with a bark of a laugh, crossing your arms.
satoru made an exaggerated spooked look, mouth curving into an ‘O’. “uh-oh, mama dragon is here.”
“look, you big bully. why are you bothering our baby first thing in the morning?”
“i’m not bullying him! it’s education! he has to see that his papa is the gallant sorcerer—”
“—ma!”
. . .
silence. both of you stiffly turned towards your little munchkin when you heard that little, feeble sound.
your baby and his clear, watery eyes made a grabby motions towards you from his bouncer chair, lips wobbling with effort. “ma—ma!”
...another silence before you snapped—
“my baby!!” you squealed, immediately plucking him, giving and smothering him with the tightest hug and kisses, whereas satoru’s jaw dropped to the depths of soil behind you. “kyaaaa~! i love you soooo much!”
“h-how—!”
“i definitely didn’t go through the pain of giving birth to you so you can call your deadbeat papa first!”
“—?! hey! i’m fully responsible for child support!”
and so you left him in his sorrows, walking out while cooing at your bundle of joy, leaving trails of your baby son’s happy giggles along the way as your defeated husband, who felt so betrayed, sulked in the background.
epilogue
“come on… just once, please? say papa.”
this time, satoru has his baby son open a book beside him, as he points at the father figure in that storybook, still urging his mini-him to call him.
but contrary to his expectations, his little boy just aggressively turned the pages over, only seemingly interested in seeing the illustrations on each page.
“papa. come on, buddy, hmm?” he prodded his chubby arms and tickled his tummy, and once again, his prickly baby retorted with—
“ma! ma!”
satoru sighed in defeat, but this time he relented, as the way his son was all energetic while calling you somehow wormed its way to his heart too.
he was still babbling incoherently, and yet this time satoru only pinched his cheeks together. “you sure adore your mama, huh?”
“mwa!”
“yeah, me too, kiddo. me too.”
#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#gojo satoru#satoru x reader#jjk imagines#jjk drabbles#jujutsu kaisen x reader#dad!gojo#satoru gojo x reader#gojo satoru fluff#jjk fluff#gojo x you#satoru gojo fluff#jjk x reader fluff
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Sometimes I think about the girl in like 7th grade who was a furry and drew furries boinking it and apparently SO many people saw it and they were telling me about it and all I could think was how I, probably the only other open furry at school, wasn’t shown these
#random post#we were friends too! she was the one who acted as a bodyguard in the bathroom after some chick threw milk in me#but I digress. anyways she was. how u say. very ‘developed’ for being in the 7th grade and that was smth ELSE ppl talked about#anyways I think of her when I design younger girl ocs cus I often forget that not everyone was built like a hand puppet like me LOL#she was nice. she moved before high school and I never saw her again. I hope she’s doin good for herself :3#I will never not find it funny how if u saw my yearbook photos from 2009-now. I look exactly the same#except that one from like first grade. cus my hair was parted different and I was wearing a denim jacket and someone told me I smile with#too much gum so as spite (and maybe self consciousness a bit) I smiled in a way that hid my gums#but OBVIOUSLY it looked weird. I had an overbite I SMILED BIG TOOTHY WITH GUMS. I point and laugh at it cus that’s the only time that has#happened lmao. I like to spite people. like in primary school when there was a lesson on like manners?? and we were told to sit like a lady#with legs crossed at the ankles with our knees together?? and in true 5 year old fashion. I tapped my classmates arm and told them to look#at my protest. which was me man spreading LMAO proud moment. I’ll sit how I want that you very much Texas school system 👌🥰#I keep getting off topic I apologize but also I don’t cus I’m a walking contradiction. anyways the school didn’t know proper picture day#routines for a few years lol. like making the wear neon spirit day the same day as pictures (and the picture day reminder telling us not to#wear neon LMFAO) or when kids would have gym class and THEN take pictures all red and sweaty. my hair was fucking ROUGH after that lol like#a very small braided tumbleweed in my head. still cute tho obviously but you would think people in charge of educating would have at least#SOME thoughts about things before they do them. lmfao got off topic again but that’s ok <3
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i will always love you | max verstappen social media au
pairing: max verstappen x fem bodyguard reader
what he wasn’t supposed to fall in love with his bodyguard? this IS a rom com
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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f1insider: red bull have confirmed that max verstappen will have a bodyguard for the rest of this season after increasingly aggressive fan activity towards drivers at races. what do you think about it?
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user3: i completely understand that it’s insane that it’s gotten to the point where he needs a bodyguard …. but like JEALOUS
user4: i pray there’s never any need for her to do her actual job
user5: f1 need to sort it out i agree
user4: i meant because i would be no better than a man im sorry god but i want to watch her fight someone 😫
user6: this should’ve been done so long ago but i’m glad they’ve finally made the step
user7: what i find crazy is that people can afford a paddock pass and wanna fight the drivers ??? what a waste of money GIVE THEM TO ME
user8: i’m being completely serious when i say … any punk ass influencer tries to film max in the bathroom i want this bodyguard to shoot them with a gun
user9: no i agree
user10: and when i do it on purpose so she can beat the shit out of me ??
user11: choke
user12: she look familiar to any of you?
user13: i thought i had seen her before but like i just can’t quite recall
user14: swiftie here! she was taylor’s bodyguard for a couple years so you probably have seen her in paparazzi photos or something
user15: taylor swift and now max verstappen i need her agent
user16: the thought of that massive hunk of a man cowering behind her is killing me
user17: it’s killing you? it’s getting me excited this is so romance book coded
user18: you people’s obsession with putting people in “relationship” is the worst thing to happen to the sport
user19: i agree! (they would be unbelievably cute)
user20: i’m glad to see we’re all being very serious about the state of the sport where a driver needs a bodyguard and not the fact that said bodyguard is visually appealing
user21: sky i will deal with your bias if you give us the visual on her
user20: jesus wept
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yourusername: new job, same friendship bracelets
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user22: WE FOUND YOU
user23: hi mother !!!!
user24: we miss you serving face with taylor :(
maxverstappen1: you were a bodyguard for TAYLOR SWIFT ???
yourusername: you didn't read my CV? you had the last say on me being hired?
maxverstappen1: i let GP read them and he's never steered me wrong before
yourusername: that seems irresponsible
maxverstappen1: ANYWAY my point was going to be ... can we still get eras tour tickets?
yourusername: i can see what i can do
maxverstappen1: what if you just called taylor up?
yourusername: do NOT reference the kardashians if you want tickets
maxverstappen1: noted :3
user25: i can't have anything in this life ??? what do you mean you've worked with taylor and max?
user26: she looks so hot with a gun i'm starting to think the NRA are on to something
yourusername: absolutely not get out of here with that shit
user27: oh she educated as well? will you accept my hand in marriage?
maxverstappen1: 🤨
landonorris: and if i said you could guard me all night
yourusername: it's kinda my job to guard max all night
landonorris: but you'd rather guard me 😉
yourusername: i doubt you'd pay me as well as max
landonorris: i can pay you other ways 😉
maxverstappen1: lando i will break your fingers one by one
user28: max is out here like SHE IS MY BODYGUARD
user29: him being possessive... idk where to look but both of them - mark me scared AND horny
user30: TOO REAL
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maxverstappen1: simply lovely to be back on the top step in brazil, @yourusername you're clearly my lucky charm
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user31: max does a generational drive and immediately gets on instagram to flirt with his bodyguard
user32: he's so real for that because look at y/n
user33: i once thought swifties were crazy for being so obsessed with her but now i am just as bad lol
yourusername: nuh uh that drive was all you big boy
maxverstappen1: heheheehehe
maxverstappen1: did i make a good first impression?
yourusername: a very good first impression ;)
maxverstappen1: are you proud of me?
yourusername: very proud maxy
maxverstappen1: :3 thank you <3
user34: what in praise kink did i just read?
user35: i know he's done it in a very public forum but just leave them to do whatever they gotta do
user36: i know this man saw her in a suit and with a gun and fell to his knees
yourusername: well... close enough!
landonorris: idc about all of that ^^ i'm still going to shoot my shot
yourusername: is me rejecting you luck or talent?
landonorris: HUH ?????
yourusername: i may just be a bodyguard but i still have working ears 👍
user37: okay so she does serve more than just looks ...
user38: she's got a fan in me now
charles_leclerc: let me just sit back and observe
yourusername: you good?
charles_leclerc: i am sitting back and observing
yourusername: you are observing very loudly
charles_leclerc: i am just watching max embarrass himself, this is very healing for my younger self
maxverstappen1: RUDE
yourusername: he's not embarrassing himself if it's working?
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user42: sorry red bull but i want that video tattooed on my eye balls
user43: i am so unbelievably hot and bothered after seeing that video
user44: red bull i'm afraid you'll have to take that video out of my cold dead hands
landonorris: i didn't realise the paddock came with dinner and a show today
oscarpiastri: lando they tried to kill max...
landonorris: well he was never in any actual danger with y/n around
oscarpiastri: do you ever read the PR briefs?
landonorris: PR whats?
oscarpiastri: this is starting to make a whole lot of sense
user45: they'll try to cancel lando for this but like he's being real
user46: no because why was george russell and kimi antonelli literally in the back of the footage eating LITERAL POPCORN
user47: i've never wanted to be two people so bad
maxverstappen1: i lived bitch
yourusername: MAX????
maxverstappen1: because of you, i'm forever in debt to you <3
yourusername: just doing my job :)
maxverstappen1: so you didn't just do it because of your undying love for me :(
yourusername: i think that would be inappropriate
maxverstappen1: THAT'S NOT FAIR, THEY CAN'T TRY AND KILL ME AND YOU CAN'T SAY YOU HATE ME IN ONE DAY
yourusername: oh maxy, do you need a cup of tea
maxverstappen1: and a hug ????
yourusername: yes, even a hug
user48: oh to have max that pathetically down bad for you
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maxverstappen1: can you people stop thirsting over my girlfriend please - i may not be able to fight but she can
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user49: HE HAD ENOUGH
user50: i mean i too think thirst comments from my literal friends would throw me over the edge
user51: he was like winning in brazil is not enough i gotta watch my gf beat the fuck out of someone and then publicly claim her
yourusername: you're puffing out your chest in the paddock when all the girls on the internet are thirsting over you - if anyone should be jealous it's me
maxverstappen1: but you're so much better than anyone else i am horrendously in love with you
yourusername: HORRENDOUSLY
maxverstappen1: i have never felt anything like this? im scared???
yourusername: no need to be scared baby i'm in for the long ride
yourusername: and i can and WILL protect you
maxverstappen1: i need to report a hostage situation? it's me in my bedroom - i need to be saved
yourusername: you're so cheesy, you're lucky i love you
user52: i have another hostage situation - it's me in this comment section
user53: watching them be in love is like torture to me i'm so lonely
user54: they need a trigger warning i fear
maxverstappen1: @landonorris @pierregasly @olliebearman suck on that
landonorris: LEAVE ME ALONE
pierregasly: don't hate the player hate the game
olliebearman: why did you say fuck me for ????
maxverstappen1: i've seen those looks ollie don't lie to me
yourusername: babe i think he might just be scared of me
olliebearman: WOMEN IN POSITIONS OF POWER SCARE ME I'M SO SORRY Y/N
yourusername: no worries ollie! max is just possessive
maxverstappen1: ugh duh! you're the best thing that has ever happened to me, obviously i want to keep you to myself
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yourusername: and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love you! sorry it had to be done - whitney houston is a LEGEND
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user56: of course she knows that song, she's basically living that story
user57: OF COURSE SHE KNOWS THAT SONG IT'S ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS SONGS EVER ???
yourusername: and you can bet your ass the red bull garage have been singing it non stop since i arrived
redbullracing: singing is our passion
maxverstappen1: they'd have to kill me to keep me from you DEADASS (pun intended)
yourusername: and that won't be happening because i'll be there to protect you
maxverstappen1: i'm not opposed to watching you deal with a problem in the paddock
landonorris:WHY WAS I MADE THE BAD PERSON WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO WATCH ???
maxverstappen1: because it was my life that an attempt was made on ?
landonorris: and?
maxverstappen1: AND?
landonorris: it would've made winning the championship much easier ?
yourusername: nuh uh i would jump into that red bull and win out of spite
maxverstappen1: it's true, i've been training her up
landonorris: you gonna let me have anything
maxverstappen1: nope :P
yourusername: nope :P
user58: oh they're so annoying 😭
user59: true ride or die couples are so irritating
user60: i still wish i was them
danielricciardo: i get fired and you get a girlfriend ??? how is this fair
maxverstappen1: idk what you want me to say, i'd never give y/n up for anything
danielricciardo: not even a red bull maxiel reunion
maxverstappen1: sorry buddy, maxiel is dead
danielricciardo: EXCUSE ME?
yourusername: sorry daniel, there's a new sheriff in town - should've charmed max when you had a chance
maxverstappen1: try as he might, he'd never be you
yourusername: awwwww considering your massive teenage crush on him... i love you!
danielricciardo: so fuck me then?
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I want to share something for those of you who are teaching and want your conservative students to be more open-minded to liberal ideas that you’re presenting.
I grew up in a conservative family and a conservative town, and like most conservative kids, had been told that colleges were hotbeds of liberalism, so I was already defensive politically when I started college. My first semester or two I was really skeptical of everything political that my professors presented me with.
And then I took a women’s studies course (required at my college). And on the first day, the professor said,
“You don’t have to be a feminist. There are days when I’m not a feminist. But we’re going to discuss feminist ideas in this class, and you might find that you agree with some of them and disagree with others, and that’s fine.”
And that took the pressure off. By telling me that I didn’t HAVE to be a feminist, that I didn’t HAVE to agree, that professor started me on the road to becoming a feminist. I particularly remember her giving us information about what a huge percentage of the housework was still done by women, even in [hetero] couples where both the man and woman worked outside the home. And after that I remember saying, “I’m not a feminist, but I can see where they’re coming from.”
Within 5 years, I was claiming the term and coming out to my mom as a feminist.
So when I taught college writing, I assigned politically liberal essays to my students, many of whom came from conservative backgrounds. And before they read the first one, I would say,
“The reading for the next class--I want you to know that you don’t have to agree with it. You don’t have to agree with anything that your professors teach you in college. But the point of a college education is to have your mind opened to other points of view. So you’re not required to agree, but you are required to approach the reading with an open mind. You might find that you agree with some things the author says and disagree with others. And that’s cool! We WANT you to use your critical thinking and decide for yourself what you think about things! But to do that, you need to give people the benefit of the doubt and be open-minded to what they have to say.”
And I have to say, it worked really well for me! I remember in particular that after I assigned the essay “Black Men and Public Space”, one of my students wrote in her reading reflection,
“I was taught in school that racism in America ended with Martin Luther King. I am appalled to discover that this is not true.”
Priming your students to be open-minded, while also encouraging them to use critical thinking, can help to break down some of the automatic defenses against new ideas that students are often taught. Approaching your students’ comments during discussion with an open-minded view yourself, validating their experiences while also making gentle counterarguments, can do a lot as well.
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