#konig call of duty

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Idk man imagine König. Your colonel for christs sake. Inviting you to his home after a shitty op. What's that you're injured and you forgot to pay for your apartment in the short time you were unconscious? Well if he doesn't just herd you into his home right damn now.

It doesn't help that you can't run, broke your damn leg in the process. Its hard to resist the man when he's so...desperate persistent.

Its ends up with him letting you sleep on the couch. Homemade dinners by him nearly almost every night as he drinks away at his alcohol horde with you. Tv on with a concerning amount of VPNs and pirating services. Practically doting and flirting with you the entire time.

On the seventh day you find out where he's gone most of the time when he's not with you. A small rabbit in his arms, a bit dirty. Some soil in its hands as it turns around to stand, pressing its paws at König's chest.

"Liebe,

You still don't know why he calls you that,

This is carrot."

Its fucking adorable and taken care of. Thick bouts of fur every direction even on the ears.

A large hand pats down the creature as he brings it closer to you, a tilt of his head asking if you want to see it closer. You nod.

"Flemish Giant,"

He explains when your hand comes in contact with Carrot's back. Soft. Unmatted.

He sets her? Him? Down on your lap. Letting the giant settle on your numb legs when he reaches back to press a soft kiss to your forehead. Sure it was cloth to skin but you felt it. Your fate's sealed.

You were his. And a parent to this bunny thing is. There's worse fates honestly no?

[codnasties]

Who do you think it could be?.. he definitely only had one target here..

https://x.com/lustsuccubusx/status/1849178980848705846?t=sxJd7Fmd_yzw2WM-yJ9joA&s=19

konig learnt how to make you squirt 🗡 (🌽 link)

konig may not have had many chances to have with a woman in a sexual way, an even less to actually have one as a partner. but with you, the man's going to have a lot to lean and try that he had never had the possibility of before.

so if konig learns you are a squirter, he's going to put in the hours to learn how to make you do so. and even if it may take some try and error, the moment he fully knows how to make you squirt, it'f fucking over for you.

because he now just pulls over mid fuck, when you are right on the edge of an orgasm and starts slapping your poor cunt with his cock, making reach your climax. juices jumping everywhere from the way he has tapping his shaft against your slit and hitting right on your clit.

and you better believe this fucker is going to just pop himself right back inside of you and keep fucking you as if nothing had happened, as if he weren't externding your orgasm into another fast coming one just from that.

now, you better stop him from learning new stuff, because if he keeps going, konig may end up becoming the death of you

[feinv]

könig loves your thighs.

of course he is obsessed with every inch of you, but he particularly goes stupid about your thighs. bonus points if they are big.

it always starts innocently, with him resting his palm on the flesh of your leg, just keeping you warm and having some sort of physical contact when relaxing together on the couch.

gradually, his hand is replaced with his head, laying it on your lap and sighing softly when your hands run gently through his hair, soothing down on his scalp. in return, his other hand is wrapped around your thigh, his thumb mimicking your own fingers.

next thing you know, he is kneeling on the floor in front of the couch and your lower half is completely naked and your legs are on his shoulders.

his big palms are wrapped around your upper legs, gripping the fat of your thighs so hard you can feel the bruises forming, but his chapped lips provide a pleasant contrast when they plant mindless kisses on your inner flesh, occasionally biting and sucking on it, painting them all shades of red and purple.

he stares up at you with his grayish blue eyes like a lost puppy before his head is shoved in between your legs, lapping your wetness and feasting on your cunt like a man starved. he is starved for you, because he doesn’t stop even when you gush all over his mouth, he just plunges his tongue as deep as he can go, the tip of his crooked nose rubbing on your clit and shooting jolts of overstimulating pleasure all over your body.

how can he stop sucking on your puffy pussy lips and swollen clit when his spit mixes with your juices and the mess you made on his face? you taste so sweet, it shuts down his entire brain, the only coherent thought being how to make you more overstimulated. because only then you try to push his head away and his grip just hardens, pinning you in your place to purposely make you tighten your thighs around his head.

and you do. suffocating him when he has no choice but to close his eyes and hold on to the little air he can inhale every now and then, his head getting dizzy as he drinks you in, physically and metaphorically.

he can die a happy man like that, right in between your thighs with his face shoved against your sweet and sobbing cunt. he grunts and moans against you through it all, groaning loudly as he comes in his pants with no shame whatsoever.

don’t blame him, schatz, he just love you so much and your thighs are so soft, he can’t keep his hands or face off you :(

# könig masterlist. | main masterlist.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

The taller you are the farther you fall.

König learns this the hard way.

[konigsbitch]

masterpiece.

Doctor!König, who impregnates women with his own sperm. 🩺🍼

TW/CW: NON-CONSENSUAL THEMES. MDNI 18+

He's always wanted a large and loving family he can call his own. An escape from the harsh and degrading insults thrown into his face by attractive women who shame and reject him for her perversity. He just wants to feel adored and cared for.

The only problem preventing him from settling down with the love of his life and starting a family is his unsightly appearance and awful attempts at "flirting" that are actually just him making women uncomfortable with his touchiness and his nonstop, freakish compliments. You can ignore his "kind" words, but he won't get the hint. Maybe, take him to the bedroom? He'll leave you alone once he gets rid of his raging boner. Maybe.

He wants you to remember his exact words, to stand out from the rest of the perverts catcalling you. He'll compliment something nobody else has, something you haven't noticed. He'll compliment your lifestyle, your apartment, your relationship with your family. Watching the colour run from your mortified face is always exciting for someone like König.

Being a gynecologist is an excuse for him to be touchy feely with his patients, an outlet for all that sexual frustration built up inside of him, growing uncontrollably each day with no one to help relieve him. While you're drugged out, he just won't be able to help himself, you'll feel his touch on your skin for days but won't be able to remember a thing. It's for the better.

When you mention to König at the fertility clinic about your desire to get pregnant despite being unable to, he'll make gross comments about letting him do it. Although, he's not kidding, evident by his flushed cheeks and the way he stumbles over his words when you don't take it as he anticipated you would. Your husband can't impregnate you? You know, in König's family, twins and triplets are common... Just saying!

You might see some uncanny and frightening resemblances between your babies and your doctor.

[konigsbitch]

Konig comes home feeling tired and lays on top of reader but actually fucks her

konigs heavy body rests on top of yours, his warm breath caressing the crook of your neck. you run your hand through his hair, going south and resting on his shoulder, softly stroking the muscles

you think he is tired again and comes to lay down so you could put him to sleep but your theory is quickly proved false when his large hand tugs your shorts down, followed by your underwear

"konig?" you ask, trying to push him off you so you could see better what he is doing. instead, he keeps you down, whispering sweet nothings in your ear

"shh liebling [darling], let me. i need this and you'll let me, okay?" he asks you, even though hes already unbuckling his belt, "i need it, and you're here to give it to me, ja?"

you nod slowly as you settle back down, feeling his large, calloused hands grip your thighs and spread them wider. he enters you in one thrust and lays back down on you, slowly moving

[latenightdaydreams]

Christmas Party w/ König

MDNI🔞

Master List✍🏽

>cw:fem/afab, drinking, p in v, public-ish sex

🎅

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König loses a bet with Horangi and comes into work dressed as Santa Claus during the small Christmas party being held in the common room. While everyone is sitting around and eating food while chatting, a heavy silence falls upon the room when König’s heavy footsteps disrupt the festivities. 

In the doorway he stands with a scowl hidden beneath his cheap Santa beard. It’s the most anyone has seen of his face before, the only reason everyone knows it’s König is because of his massive size. The silence is disrupted by Horangi’s loud cackles; one arm wrapped around his abdomen as he points with his other hand. 

“You look so fucking stupid!” Horangi nearly falls off of his chair. 

König says nothing just walking in with a velvety sack over his shoulder. He walks up to Horangi and simply pushes his head to the side in anger. “Shut up.” He hisses. 

You sit there giggling softly. König notices, blushing softly. He clears his throat trying to push down the butterflies he always gets when he’s near you. Walking past you, he sits on an empty chair and leans back. 

Most people in the room go back to their small conversations, but you, with the courage of heavily spiked eggnog, stand from your seat and make your way over to König. He looks up at you with a surprised look on his face. Before he can say anything to you, you sit on his lap and place an arm around his shoulder. 

“Hey there, Santa.”

“Hallo…” König’s voice cracks as he looks into your glimmering eyes. 

Horangi looks at you sitting on his lap with astonishment. 

“Am I on the naughty or nice list this year?” You ask giggling. 

That giggle. 

“You…” his eyes unintentionally drop to the curve of your breasts, “are on the nice list.” 

“Am I?” You reach out and tug on his beard, lightly letting it snap back against his face. 

“Ja…”

König can feel his cock beginning to grow erect as you wiggle on his lap slightly. The side of your leg rubbing against the crotch of his red Santa pants. His heart thumps in his chest as he tries his best to act unaffected by your presence. 

“That’s a shame. I wanted to be on the naughty list.”

“Why would you want that?” He asks, chuckling slightly. 

You giggle at the sound of his nervous chuckle. The light in the room makes his pale blue eyes shimmer in yours. His cock twitches slightly, bumping your leg and causing your attention to drift downwards. 

“Maybe I wanted Santa to punish me.”

“Punish you?”

“Punish me.” You lean closer to him as you speak, the smell of the alcohol on your lips wafts to his nose. 

König stands, grasping the plump flesh on your ass and hips, fingers digging in, as his hips ram into yours at a quick pace. His red pants dropped and resting around his ankles. Your loud drunken moans fill the room as your breasts bounce free from your blouse.

“Naughty girl.” König growls as his wide palm comes down to spank your ass, leaving a red mark in its wake. 

“Fuck yes! Punish me with your fat cock!” You cry out as you feel the stinging burn from the slap. 

“Perfect fucking ass…” Is all you’re able to understand before König begins to speak in German. Telling you how long he’s been wanting to feel you wrapped around his cock, see you underneath him. 

A smile crosses your face as your body feels as if it’s floating on a cloud of pure ecstasy. You can feel yourself drop down the side of your leg each time his cock pulls out before pulling a pathetic moan from you once he buries himself back inside of you. Your head turns to look at him, the Santa beard barely even in his face, exposing his scarred handsome face. His eyes meet yours and he simply smirks before grasping a handful of your hair and forcing your face down. 

Outside the door Horangi and a few other soldiers stand with jaws dropped and looks of shock on their faces. The sound of the creaking desk, flesh on flesh, and orgasmic pleasure pour out into the hallway where they stand.

[lostintransist]

König's favorite color was a deep, deep shade of purple. Hex code #180c41

He didn't have a favorite color until someone pointed out to him that the rich purple of his single button down shirt would have marked him as royality in a different time. His chosen name does mean king, so why not claim the color as his favorite?

Headcanons | Masterlist

[holnnetd]

Catfisher!König Part 1

Warning: Suggestive content, mentions of pornography, misogyny, low-key incel behaviour, please be 18 or older if you read this!

Basically college loser!König cat fishing reader for some nudes.

In my defence, I was reading something about a cat shifter, but with my dyslexic ass brain I read catfish, and now it can't get out of my head.

This is the first part, explaining the context a little, to get into the juicy part go to part 3 (wich i will upload someday)😊.

This is only fiction, please remember.

Teen!König is an absolute nerd, going to collage just because mommy said that would make her proud. She would only agree to let him join the army after he graduates, of course. Does it matter that he's an adult and doesn't have to listen to his mother's wishes? Absolutely not, he's a mamas boy. And if she wishes he goes to collage, he will.

But sadly for him, school is merciless. In military you have some kind of camaraderie, but collage? Hah, nom..

If you think people grow out of being assholes, you are only half right.

Do guys make fun of him because he's socially awkward? No, they do make fun of him for never getting laid though. It's not like he has a reason to be celibate, no religious background or not any other reason.

He just gets no cunt. Easy. Fucking virgin.

But he does have friends! Or that's what they call themselves!

Do they make demeaning comments about him and straight up just make fun of him in every way possible? Yeah, but that's how boys are. Right?

Not that it matters, he doesn't care about a group of boys bullying him. It's the girls in his classes.

Fuck, those are merciless. Or so he says. Of course a pretty girl with decent grades only gets it through sleeping, he says, fully believing his weird incel like comment.

And every time a conventionally attractive girl looks at him wrong, he's on and about how he doesn't need a lady in his life. He's better off on his own. Yeah König, go sleep with your mom when you're at it.

Tsk.

And there is you. Yes, long introduction, I know. I had to build up the climax (haha)

A gorgeous, overly feminine, hot, confident woman. Ugh, he gets hard when you walk by and he gets a whiff of that smell.

And his bestest of asshole fuckboy friends, seem to take a notice in his little crush, not that he would say it out loud, but he looks like he jacked off to you at least thrice this week.

"Eh, you like?" That one loudest guy ask, jabbing his elbow into Königs side as their gases follows your ass.

König grunts out a noise, probably confirmation.

"Fucking sucks you're ugly." He snickers and that ass kissing fucker behind him laughs too, trying to get closer to that guy's fucking asshole. Tsk.

König rolls his eyes, giving him a dismissive side eye. "Don't you have a girlfriend to fuck, Rody? I'm sure she has been complaining about your bed performance to her friends lately." He scoffs back.

Rody chuckles and shakes his head. "Don't matter. She doesn't know what's fucking good for her." He hums and that boot licker agrees, making some degenerate comment.

Both König and Rody shoot him an annoyed look. No one stands this guy but he refuses to leave their side. A thorn dressed as a leaf, really.

"But if you're that desperate to get something from her, just text her from a fake account. I assure you she won't answer the profile you're stalking her with." He huffs and König scoffs in annoyance. "Why are you so invested in my account activity, Bruder?"

But later that night, in a desperate attempt to get off he started browsing for some good old porn, hoping to get his sickly horny mind off of your body, but not one of those overly erotic videos seems to be getting him off.

Browsing through the categories didn't do shit to him. Solo female? Too old, too old, too plastic, too small toy, too loud and this one doesn't look of age, nope. Absolutely not.

That's not it.

But staring at those he did get an idea, getting crafty after his super friendly asshole friend inspired him.

..., Part 2, Part 3(that I will upload)

[lilcawdy]

König who early in his career on a mission finds a cargo container full of Russian girls in a human trafficking ring. You were the only one who spoke German so you had to translate and keep the girls calm since they had to keep you all in the container until it was clear.

König who you wrote to months later to thank him and sent him a red wooden bead bracelet. He wears it everywhere and it reminds him of the good he does even if he couldn’t be a sniper like he dreamed of.

König who showed up to your boot camp graduation and while excited you were inspired to join, he’s terrified of something happening to you and just wants to keep you safe.

König who eventually gets you on his team and while maintaining professionalism, you two become best friends and are inseparable making it impossible for either of you to keep a relationship with anyone.

König who when a body was brought in with a crushed in face was in denial that it could be you since he had memorized every freckle and scar on your body even though you two weren’t together or intimate (…yet)

König who found out it was a setup and pulled a force together to get you back and find the traitor and when he found you in a room with two dead guards at your feet, dropped to his knees and waited for you to approach. And when you did he held you with his head against your heart and kept you upright vowing to never let anyone take you ever again

[konigofmyheart]

making a gingerbread house with könig

(fluff, gn!reader)

★ 　° :. ★　 * • ○ ° ★ 　° :. ★　 * • ○ ° ★ 　° :. ★ °

you got one of those random little kits from the store (those that are probably for kids), but you thought it’d be fun to make with könig.

he kinda laughs a little at first, not really understanding the point of it.

“sure, i’ll help, liebling, but couldn’t we just eat the cookies without all the fuss? i mean, we’re going to end up eating it anyway, right?”

he can’t resist your pout though, if you want him to help you make a house out of cookies, he’ll make the damn house!

what he didn’t expect was to get so into it…

fast forward a little and he’s looking up tutorials, finding one for melted sugar on his phone (he also totally insists on being the one to handle the sugar glue because “it should hold the house together perfectly, but i don’t want you to burn your delicate fingers, schatzi”)

he’s busting out more candy from the pantry to really embellish the house (layering m&m’s to look like shingles, separating licorice twists into single strands to be strings for fairy lights, the works).

it’s truly far more fun than he would have thought!

the sound of your laugh as you sneak some of the stepping stones -er, gumdrops- is music to his ears.

the icing that he licks off your fingers (“stop squirming, liebling, it’s against safety regulations to build with messy hands. what if you cause an accident?”) tastes so much sweeter than the icing on his own hands.

the way your eyes light up as you see your house come together, prettier and sturdier than you imagined, is the cherry on top…

although now he’s insisting you two should make a whole gingerbread mansion, wanting to really show off for you <3

[zeitvon]

Wanted to try drawing him 👑

[gremlinmodetweeker]

Y'all ever thought about how Frankenstein could've been a Pygmalion story? Ever? I do. I think about it a lot.

König could be our masterpiece.

[milkywayhou]

I miss them so much

it's just a bunch of random art I made a few months ago

[imadoll-222]

me w my bf

[wyvolf-art]

(Insert lyrics here or something :3)

This took so long… total of 5 hours tracked on procreate, started on the first of December. Something about harvest and grain storage stuff. But we did it… König my favorite brain worm (I don’t even play multiplayer COD).