#i never can

[st-hedge]

According to the oc polls u lot want to see someone who: has a sunburned/tanned freckled face, white singed hair, chipped horns, their body is inorganic and they’re possibly a robot of a sort, their aesthetic follows YEEHAW 🤠 logic, their theme colour is turquoise, and they’re filled with bitterness and betrayal

U know what, I don’t have an awful lot to say about this. The circuit patterns are a nod and a wink to botw. I was so so tempted to go full on silly cowboy space western but I bit my hand and said NO, this is gonna be vague and strange. Everything put together gave me the vibe of someone beaten up and angry, someone who just rolled thru the dust with nothing for a murder weapon but a shank. Alas this decaying trash goblin *hands them over to y’all* u lot are in charge of them

[wizarro-two]

Catarina said you were doing well, but I just wanted to tell you that I'm out of that wretched building and that I'm glad you're doing ok :] love you lots, loverboy <3

-Irvy

I haven't kept up with you as much as I'd like to.. I'm not sure if this is relevant haha, what if you're there again aaand i just haven't seen that.. perhaps I'll be back soon! I hope to be!! I love you too, Irvy,,

[supernova2510]

UGH DONT DO THAT TO ME

[alteredsilicone]

bisexual culture is having two blorbos

[beebfreeb]

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[romanceyourdemons]

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[holycrimin]

that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33

(don't tag as t-cest)

original under the cut!

Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter

[clarisimart]

you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)

commission info here

[stompandhollar]

like. imagine seeing your sibling at 18. and then not seeing them again until you’re 28. and then not seeing them again until you’re both 58. but you’re identical twins so every time you look in the mirror you wonder if this is what they would’ve looked like.

imagine never needing glasses but your brother did, and then in your adulthood your eyes get worse and you suddenly need glasses and you pick out the same frames your brother wore.

imagine always protecting your brother growing up cause he was different and kids picked on him. but you always protected him. and then you have a falling out and neither of you speak for years, and then finding out that in those years you didn’t speak, he was being isolated and tortured by a monster and didn’t think you’d come if he called. but then he calls and you go. and his house has blood on the floor in every room and writing on the walls and his journal devolves into paranoid ramblings. and you can’t protect him because you showed up and he got ripped away. and you can’t even ask him what the writing or the blood or the state of the house means because he’s gone. and you don’t have a penny to your name so you have to clean the blood up yourself and fix the house and live there. so you board up his room.

[clumxy]

PINES. PINES. PINES. PINES.

[Image description: art of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls. They're grinning, and they each have one eye glowing yellow. They have their arms around each other, and they make a triangle symbol together with their fingers.