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A Promise and a Threat

Chapter 29 - The Net

SHOUT OUT TO THE AMAZING @tomatosoupful FOR BEING THE MVP AND BETA-ING THE LAST STRETCH OF THIS FIC! EVERYONE GIVE TOMATO A STANDING OVATION!

Tate McGucket was officially exhausted. Between the drive to Portland, the flight (which had been delayed), and then the second, longer drive from Kansas City to the Milton Township in a rental car that had way more touch screens than necessary or advisable, it had been almost two days since he left the Falls on his quest. He was fueled half by caffeine and half by spite, wanting to find something substantial enough about this whole thing to justify the death of his computer. One way or another, whatever secret identity Stump was hiding, he would take great pleasure in unearthing it. He was not above doxxing the guy to hell and back, for trying to steal the Mill, for how he treated Dan and his family, and for ADA. The sun was halfway through the sky as he drove in the Kansas road, rows and rows of yellow corn fields intersected with golden wheat stretched as far as the eye could see. Tate realized right then just how familiar and comfortable he had gotten with Gravity Fall’s particular scenery. This huge amount of flat lands and lack of trees was actually a little unsettling for him. He missed the greens and brown-reds of his forest.

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A Promise and a Threat

Chapter 29 - The Net

SHOUT OUT TO THE AMAZING @tomatosoupful FOR BEING THE MVP AND BETA-ING THE LAST STRETCH OF THIS FIC! EVERYONE GIVE TOMATO A STANDING OVATION!

Tate McGucket was officially exhausted. Between the drive to Portland, the flight (which had been delayed), and then the second, longer drive from Kansas City to the Milton Township in a rental car that had way more touch screens than necessary or advisable, it had been almost two days since he left the Falls on his quest. He was fueled half by caffeine and half by spite, wanting to find something substantial enough about this whole thing to justify the death of his computer. One way or another, whatever secret identity Stump was hiding, he would take great pleasure in unearthing it. He was not above doxxing the guy to hell and back, for trying to steal the Mill, for how he treated Dan and his family, and for ADA. The sun was halfway through the sky as he drove in the Kansas road, rows and rows of yellow corn fields intersected with golden wheat stretched as far as the eye could see. Tate realized right then just how familiar and comfortable he had gotten with Gravity Fall’s particular scenery. This huge amount of flat lands and lack of trees was actually a little unsettling for him. He missed the greens and brown-reds of his forest.

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Shrimps is bugs.

My contribution to @startrekpotluck 2025.

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french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because it is *checks french fonction publique calendrier* the feast of the assumption of the holy virgin mary so every public building in the whole entire country is closed :)”

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How It Started (A Time Wish/Do-Over au comic) part 2

part 1 here

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> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

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criticism of Labubu I will accept: the blind box format encourages rampant consumerism; some people only buy them because of the trend and they will be landfill fodder in six months when that trend dies

criticism of Labubu I will not accept: hnnnnn adults playing with toys WEIRD and BAD!!!!!

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Throwing this here too, cause I like it

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Like a new friend!

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Omggggg just started watching foreign films! Starting off with what's supposedly really big over there. So far, these marvel films are really interesting. I wonder if all American media is like this... Really seems heavy handed on the industrial war complex and maintenance of the status quo but that's just their culture. I wonder if there are any big actors in these movies. Haven't heard of any of them. Watching and learning

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No way 😃 this is awesome 👏🐱

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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are