#highschool quotes

[whatevergoes287]

Quotes from my high school Pt 16

(During Covid)

Latin Teacher: "So you just fly to other states cause soccer’s illegal in Lousiana?"

Student: "Yeah, people do that do that for a lot of things. Like gay marriage!"

[firerose18991]

Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet.  They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#102 *Facepalm*

Modern Highschool au...WIth the Hantengu Quadruplets,Classmate Y/n being Desk neighbor to the oldest and...grouchiest of the four...given you didnt ask to move desks away from him...he thinks its cause you dont fear him and he finds that interesting,but really you just zone-out reading your book to notice him-

Sekido*Looking at them instead of reading* You look nice, I want to kiss you...

Bookworm!Y/n*Snapped out of the trance and looks at him,in a hunshed voice* Pardon? did you say something?

Sekido*Panics and angry...at himself he let that slipped* I said if you died, I wouldn’t miss you?!

[skyeconch]

Teen!Y/N : Geto-san just said you call my name in your sleep 🤭

Teen!Gojo : enjoy his company because it’s the last time he’s speaking

Teen!Y/N : you didn’t deny it 🤨

Teen!Gojo, totally not embarrassed : eat grass

[lyrichi]

[mc is sitting w belphie and satan; anti-lucifer league shenanigans] [[belphie is asleep lol]]

mc sees luci: omg is that lucifer

satan looks up: tch- yeah.

mc pulls out a straw from nowhere:

satan: what are you doing

[mc puts the straw up to their mouth and shoots the gum in their mouth at lucifer, it lands in his hair]

[mc slowly looks over at satan and they make eye contact]

mc: bullseye

[definitelynottony]

(High school AU: Tony is a senior, Peter is a freshman in Tony's advanced mathematics class.)

Teacher:"In this equation, what comes after 69?"

Tony:(looking directly at Peter) "Mouthwash"

Peter:😳

Teacher:"Stark! Get out of my class!"

[icantthink-ofagoodname]

Rin: You have a bald spot.

Bon: It's not a bald spot, it's a scar from where I cracked my head open from falling off the couch as a baby.

Rin: Well that explains a lot.

Bon: I do not wanna hear that coming from you.

[ouranbutworse]

Kyoya: I spend three hours every day deleting hateful anonymous comments from our website.

Hikaru & Kaoru: And we spend six hours each day posting that hate!

Hikaru: I'm here for you if you need moron support.

Haruhi: ... Don't you mean moral support?

Hikaru: Nope!

Fuyumi's kid: Hey uncle Kyoya, mom told me to ask you if you have any old furniture 'cause I'm moving into the attic.

Kyoya: The attic?

Fuyumi's kid: Hey, at least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.

Doctor: Here's your baby's heartbeat. Oh, wait... there's two.

Tamaki: Our baby has two hearts?!

Haruhi: Oh Tamaki....

Haruhi: Four hotdogs please.

Tamaki: Oh, no thanks! I'm not hungry.

Haruhi: Okay. Four hotdogs please, and none for my boyfriend.

Hikaru: Look, look! Every time I move my arm, it costs the animators money!

Kaoru: Stop it, if we do it enough then we won't get a second season!

Kyoya: Got any life advice?

Yoshio: I'll keep it short and sweet: family, religion, friendship; these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in life.

Kyoya: ... Thanks for coming to my wedding, dad.

Honey: People in horror movies really just go to bed after a haunting. I once stayed up all night paralysed with fear because I heard snoring beside me and forgot I was married.

Satoshi: I wanna do an eating challenge, can you eat fast?

Yasuchika: Hey, I grew up with Mitsukuni. If you didn't eat fast you didn't eat.

Akito: You don't wanna mess with my little brother, he'll wear down your self esteem over a period of years.

Hikaru: I'm exhausted by all this drama. Do you wanna go buy a yacht?

Kaoru: Let's get matching yachts!

Kyoya: I like a dominant person. Not because I'm submissive, but I'm autistic and they're always direct with what they want.

Ranka, crying: I'm sorry for being so emotional, I'm just so happy that you're all grown up, I keep remembering your first haircut.

Haruhi: I gave you bangs.

Ranka, crying even louder: Hideous bangs!

Mori: Honestly you people, and by that I mean straight people, are so exhausting.

Kyoya: It could be worse, Haruhi. You could piss off someone, and they could go and buy a bike lock and lock yours and your twin sibling's bikes together and then throw the key down a drain.

Kaoru: You did that?!

Hikaru: Psychopath!

[captainjade101]

Mha as somthing I overheard at high school

Denki: I believe all guys are at least a little bisexual.

Sero:What??

Denki shrugging: Ya know what I mean. All guys like outher guys, it's just not like a strong enough feeling to act on it. It's like how I feel with Shinso I like him but like I'm not bisexual.

Kirishima: Denki, bro I think we need to have a talk.

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Tamaki: I like your new shirt!

Kyouya: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Tamaki: I’d like it better if it was 100% off. *winks*

Kyouya: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Tamaki: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kyouya: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tamaki.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

this whole thing being abt rage is also really interesting. I feel like it comes up so much in fiction as a motive because it's the one emotion that's unifyingly restless while everything else can be petrifying, and just personally nothing hits like impotent rage for me, esp. with teen characters, esp. with characters whose rage is stoked by Someone Else to further that Someone Else's cause. like you'll have done all that in a bout of passion and when you're done you look around you and nothing has changed. those sentiments don't get quelled by being satisfied. righteousness withdrawal is a horrible thing to intentionally drag someone into, least of all just some kids.

[whatevergoes287]

Quotes From My School Pt. 15

“I’m a simple girl. You give me lesbians, I give you life.” 

[zer0brainc3lls]

maze runner characters in an aussie highschool!! in class addition

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honestly if he's by himself he 100% keeps to himself, not because he's shy but simply because he cant be bothered. but if he's with his friends... its a whole different story 😭 he would be the type to throw footballs to his friends but he's not a dickhead and if it did break something or hit someone he would apologies ofc, also falls off his chair at least once a month from leaning back on it. 💀

hes sorta similar to thomas, hes by no means shy like AT ALL. if kids were to pick on him he would say something back without hesitation. he chooses to keep to himself because he doesnt like most of the kids in his classes, he mainly only talks his friends. he wouldnt chuck footballs though because 1. he thinks it dumb and 2. could break something or hurt someone but if his friends are he will laugh along. also always telling off thomas for leaning back on his chair and have witnessed him fall back and even the desk going with him SO MANY TIMES.

this man? absolute MENANCE. he's quite popular and in class doesn't keep to himself since he knows everyone, he very liked by his peers and 100% is on some kind of sports program and wants to pursue it. in class he writes on white boards, going on his phone, drawing dicks on his friends workbooks, chucking pens/rubbers at his friends or just across the room and constantly gets told off for shouting but despite being an absolute menace he's very nice and wouldn't dream of picking on someone and always sticks up for loner kids and he also leans back on his chair.. and when thomas and minho share a desk they have fallen back at the same time WHILE HOLDING ONTO THE DESK at least two times

gally is popular but not as much as minho, he mainly sticks with the boys he knows from whatever sports program hes in (cmon hes a sport kinda guy) he 100% does wood technology and its the only class besides pe he takes seriously. but even in classes he doesnt care about he still makes an effort to follow the rules unlike his friends, but one rule he doesnt follow is starting fights. like this man is starting at least 2 fights a term and is always on a red card/suspension warning because of it.

she is not popular by any means, kids DONT fuck with her though. she's respected because the kids in her class know she will throw hands if people are rude to her and she's overall respectful when she speaks to others. she doesn't try super hard in class but she doesn't slack off either. her assignments and homework are always turns in on time despite if the quality is very good. when shes with her friends shes a little more lively and social but still gets her work done she never fails classes.

this girl? straight As. she craves academic validation from all her teachers and she is very upset if she gets anything below a 90% never speaks in class even if her friends are there, maybe a sentence or two while doing work but she wont do anything till her work is done. she stays after class and asks questions, is never late you get the deal. she's always telling off Minho and Thomas for messing around in class and distracting her but shes by no means a snitch.

his bag is fulllll of food/lollys, every class to this man is a business opportunity. he'll be sliding kids food across tables or under tables and hes making BANK. everyone in the school loves him for it cause he charges cheaper then the canteen. he still passes his classes and he is NEVER. EVER rude to his teachers or peers. hes the king of politeness and manners. the teachers know about his business but they dont snitch cause he doesnt disrupt class and they like him

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#101 Unimpressed

Modern Highschool Au

Emu*Re-touching her nails*How long have you been sleeping with My best friend?

Gyutaro: That’s disgusting! And wrong- I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity I'm your big brother- Y/n is a goody-two-shoes who smells like lemongrass and sleep- And they are terrible, face-wise,... And how- how do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with them? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate!!!

Ume*Looking at him unimpressed*...

[skyeconch]

Teen!Y/N : babeeeee

Teen!Gojo : whattt

Teen!Y/N : are u doing anything rn

Teen!Gojo : nothing other than texting my sweets ;)

Teen!Y/N : aweee

Teen!Y/N : wanna come over?

Teen!Gojo : do u have face maskssss

Teen!Y/N : yeah the cinnamoroll one that you like :D

Teen!Gojo : I’ll be over asap

Teen!Y/N : the cookies will b out in 7 mins ≽^•⩊•^≼

[nicowdc]

Omfg I love the F1 Highschool Tweets.

Please, I need more. 😮‍💨🥺

im so glad that u liked them anon !! (so sorry 4 the late response..) soo.. here's a pt2 for you + @4nzo >)

highschool au tweets (?) w the grid pt 2 !!

poor charles 😔 bros going through it

britcedes 🗣 anyways !! hope u enjoyed this one anon ! pt 3 🤷‍♀️ ?