#jujutsu Kaisen incorrect quotes

[nanamis-left-eye]

Shoko: That shirt looks great, Person E.

Geto: Thanks.

Shoko: But I bet it would look even better on Gojo's floor.

Gojo: Are you hitting on Suguru... for me?

[supremehavok]

JJK Incor. Quotes (3/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

[skyeconch]

Teen!Gojo : *nervous*

Teen!Gojo, inhales : Just wanna say I have a massive crush on you!

Teen!Gojo : I’ve been feeling this way for months now, and I think it’s time I told you about my feelings (⸝⸝⸝>▵<⸝⸝⸝)!

Teen!Y/N : Oh.

Teen!Y/N : But why is Geto-san here too?

Teen!Gojo : Oh, he’s here for moral support

Teen!Y/N, laughs : ARE YOU FR

Teen!Geto : I’m here for you man, do your thing ✊

[magewritesstories]

Yuji: *holding a mountain of Nobara's shopping bags* Y/N: *holds out hand to offer help* Yuji: *agressivly shoves all bags on one hand to hold Y/N's hand* Y/N: that's not what i— nevermind

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

Shoko: what's your type?

Gojo: I like my girl soft and submissive ~ *winks at y/n*

Shoko: and you y/n?

Dominant!Y/n: I like my Man soft and submissive ~ *winks back at gojo*

Gojo:

Gojo: ....I also like dominant possessiv-

Shoko: YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR ANSWER HOE-

gojo: WHY!?!!

[jjkincquotes]

𝗬𝘂𝗷𝗶 : we have an idea , but we're going to need your permission

𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 : why would you need my permission ? Oh , its because im your sensei right?

𝗠𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 : no. Because if we mess it up , we dont want it to be our fault

[aprilidy]

Yuji: So what’s your type?

Megumi: Kind, pink hair, dumb, not really good sense of humour but cute.

Yuji: That sounds kinda like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

Megumi: …Did I mention dumb?

Yuji: Yeah.

Megumi: Kay just making sure.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Suguru: Where's Satoru?

Shōko: We had an argument. He's in the gardens.

Suguru: I was just out there and I didn't see him.

Shōko: Dig deeper.

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: I hate you so much I could actually kill you

YN: omg are we about to kiss

[nykie-love-anime]

Immediately

Gojo: Megumi hasn’t answered his phone all day he must be sleeping, studying or something Y/N: He never sleeps in Y/N: - takes out her phone - Y/N: Let me try Gojo: Oh please, like he will answer you over me Megumi: - instantly, knowing Gojo is going to throw a fit - Megumi: Hello?

Masterlist

[ponderingmoonlight]

Geto's manspread

(y/n): *looking down at Geto irritated* (y/n): Would you stop meanspreading the whole couch? I want to chill and drink my tea too, y'know. Geto: Huh? There's more than enough space for you left. After all, you aren't that big. (y/n): *losing temper completely* Scoot over already, moron! Geto: *wide grin plastered on his face* I. Would. Rather. Die. (y/n): Fine. *puts tea aside and sits ass down on Geto's lap* Geto: Do you really think this is going to stop me? (y/n): I don't care.

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

being annoyed by gege killing off all the characters isn’t even about seeing our favs die anymore. it’s that the entire storyline revolves around this now, there is no character interaction at this point. characters die and never get brought up again, just bc he wrote characters doesn’t know what to do with (ie gojo or yuki). in attack on titan, major characters die all the time too but it’s relevant to the story it’s changed something. erwin’s death changed everything and was acknowledged by all characters same with sasha. at this point in jjk it feels lazy and there’s nothing added to the storyline.

[supremehavok]

JJK Incor. Quotes (5/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

[skyeconch]

Teen!Y/N : Geto-san just said you call my name in your sleep 🤭

Teen!Gojo : enjoy his company because it’s the last time he’s speaking

Teen!Y/N : you didn’t deny it 🤨

Teen!Gojo, totally not embarrassed : eat grass

[thirdlotusprince3]

Gojo: So don’t panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.

Megumi: …

Toge: …

Nobara: ……

Itadori: ..Who?

Gojo: That’s the thing we don’t-

*Everyone stares at Itadori*

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

Gojo: Y/n what's your body count!

Y/n: Dang it's like 30 now.

Gojo: *sad*

Shoko: Oh my gwad you are a hoe!!

Y/n: How does that make me a hoe- wait are we talking about people we slept with?

Gojo: y-yea

Y/n: oh well I haven't done that yet!

Shoko: then what's 30 about?

Y/n: .....eheheh

Shoko: y/n what's 30 for!?!

Gojo: * scared and horny*