#jujutsu Kaisen incorrect quotes

[supremehavok]

JJK Incor. Quotes (3/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

[skyeconch]

Teen!Gojo : *nervous*

Teen!Gojo, inhales : Just wanna say I have a massive crush on you!

Teen!Gojo : I’ve been feeling this way for months now, and I think it’s time I told you about my feelings (⸝⸝⸝>▵<⸝⸝⸝)!

Teen!Y/N : Oh.

Teen!Y/N : But why is Geto-san here too?

Teen!Gojo : Oh, he’s here for moral support

Teen!Y/N, laughs : ARE YOU FR

Teen!Geto : I’m here for you man, do your thing ✊

[magewritesstories]

Yuji: *holding a mountain of Nobara's shopping bags* Y/N: *holds out hand to offer help* Yuji: *agressivly shoves all bags on one hand to hold Y/N's hand* Y/N: that's not what i— nevermind

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

Shoko: what's your type?

Gojo: I like my girl soft and submissive ~ *winks at y/n*

Shoko: and you y/n?

Dominant!Y/n: I like my Man soft and submissive ~ *winks back at gojo*

Gojo:

Gojo: ....I also like dominant possessiv-

Shoko: YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR ANSWER HOE-

gojo: WHY!?!!

[jjkincquotes]

𝗬𝘂𝗷𝗶 : we have an idea , but we're going to need your permission

𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 : why would you need my permission ? Oh , its because im your sensei right?

𝗠𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 : no. Because if we mess it up , we dont want it to be our fault

[aprilidy]

Yuji: So what’s your type?

Megumi: Kind, pink hair, dumb, not really good sense of humour but cute.

Yuji: That sounds kinda like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

Megumi: …Did I mention dumb?

Yuji: Yeah.

Megumi: Kay just making sure.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Suguru: Where's Satoru?

Shōko: We had an argument. He's in the gardens.

Suguru: I was just out there and I didn't see him.

Shōko: Dig deeper.

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: I hate you so much I could actually kill you

YN: omg are we about to kiss

[nykie-love-anime]

Immediately

Gojo: Megumi hasn’t answered his phone all day he must be sleeping, studying or something Y/N: He never sleeps in Y/N: - takes out her phone - Y/N: Let me try Gojo: Oh please, like he will answer you over me Megumi: - instantly, knowing Gojo is going to throw a fit - Megumi: Hello?

Masterlist

[ponderingmoonlight]

Geto's manspread

(y/n): *looking down at Geto irritated* (y/n): Would you stop meanspreading the whole couch? I want to chill and drink my tea too, y'know. Geto: Huh? There's more than enough space for you left. After all, you aren't that big. (y/n): *losing temper completely* Scoot over already, moron! Geto: *wide grin plastered on his face* I. Would. Rather. Die. (y/n): Fine. *puts tea aside and sits ass down on Geto's lap* Geto: Do you really think this is going to stop me? (y/n): I don't care.

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

being annoyed by gege killing off all the characters isn’t even about seeing our favs die anymore. it’s that the entire storyline revolves around this now, there is no character interaction at this point. characters die and never get brought up again, just bc he wrote characters doesn’t know what to do with (ie gojo or yuki). in attack on titan, major characters die all the time too but it’s relevant to the story it’s changed something. erwin’s death changed everything and was acknowledged by all characters same with sasha. at this point in jjk it feels lazy and there’s nothing added to the storyline.

[supremehavok]

JJK Incor. Quotes (5/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

[skyeconch]

Teen!Y/N : Geto-san just said you call my name in your sleep 🤭

Teen!Gojo : enjoy his company because it’s the last time he’s speaking

Teen!Y/N : you didn’t deny it 🤨

Teen!Gojo, totally not embarrassed : eat grass

[stars4gojo]

Invisible string

Dad!Gojo x Fem!reader // Young Megumi and Tsumiki mentioned at the end // fluff angst if you squint, found family trope // 1k words

(Not proofread pls don’t kill me for any spelling or grammar mistakes)

Megumi is yet again in another fight but refuses to open up about this one leaving you and Gojo confused and worried

One single thread of gold tied me to you

More of my work 🤍

You’re sitting in the teachers lounge at Jujutsu high alongside Shoko, who’s drinking her daily dose of caffeine while you go through your paperwork.

You pay no mind when Gojo flops on the couch next to you whining loudly to grab your attention. 

You ignore it the first time, you let it slide the second but now it’s the third time and you’re slowly losing your patience.

“You’re just really gonna leave me hanging like this?” Gojo asks raising his blindfold from one eye so he can see you clearly. 

You let out a deep sigh as you turn towards him giving him a deadpanned look. 

“I’m busy right now Satoru.” You replied as you went back to finishing up paperwork. 

“Too busy for me? Your strong, beautiful, handsome boyfriend?” Gojo asked and you could almost hear the pout forming on his lips. 

Shoko let out a little chuckle, “You sure he’s good mopping around like that?” She asked in amusement.

“Let him be, he’s probably gonna complain about Megumi again.” You replied as if you were used to his antics.

“Megumi..?” Shoko questioned as she pondered to herself you just shook your head in response with a smile tugging on your lips at your friend’s forgetfulness. 

“Ah! The Zenin child?” Shoko asked as she snapped her fingers and you only hummed in response.

“So Gojo what about the Zenin?” Shoko asked now turning her attention towards your sulky man child. 

“Well I’m glad you asked Shoko, unlike some people here.” Gojo replied, suddenly energetic - putting emphasis on the word some. 

“He has a great technique and potential but he’s just, so ugh what’s the word for it..” Gojo started as he thought about his word choices.

“Satoru if you’re here to complain to us about how you’re getting bullied by a 7 year old we don’t wanna hear about it.” You replied while a little chuckle escaped your mouth.

Gojo squinted his eyes at you as he continued, “Well you wouldn’t know how it feels! Cause as soon as you’re there he’s all rainbows and unicorns and suddenly wants to eat all of his vegetables and wants to brush his teeth on time.” He rolled his eyes.

You got up from your seat making way to the couch, holding his face in your hands.

“I’m sorry Toru.” You said as his eyes lit up. “Is there anything I can help with?” You added.

“You two make me sick” Shoko spoke under her breath as she got up making her way out of the room. 

“Megumi got in a fight again in school and he’s refusing to do any training today.” Gojo said with a sigh.

“He got into another WHAT?” Satoru i told you to contact me when this happens. Did you get called into school? God please help me if you told him to use cursed energy when he gets into fight again because I will NOT be holding back.” You spoke fast, clearly distressed.

“Relax y/n I spoke to the teacher and I did not tell him to tuck his thumb this time or use cursed energy.” He said and you could only sign in relief. 

“It’s just that he…he’s not sharing why he fought in the first place.” Gojo started speaking as his eyebrows scrunched up in confusion.

“Well usually, he says that they were bullies but this time his mouth his shut couldn’t even get him to open up during a froyo session.” Gojo added.

“So please just talk to him? You always seem to know what to say and he likes you more anyways.” Gojo asked and your heart melted a little at his sincerity. 

“Ok, I’ll pick him up from school tomorrow and I’ll speak to him. You don’t worry about it you big baby.” You replied as you pinched his cheeks. 

So, this is how you found yourself picking up Megumi from school and he was more than shocked to see you waving at exactly pickup time - Gojo almost always runs late or sends Ijichi to pick him up instead.

“Hi Megumi how was school.” You asked as he buckled his seatbelt.

“You’re not at work today?” Megumi asked as he put his eyebrows up in question.

“Well I wanted to talk to you Megumi, why’d you get into a fight yesterday hm?” You asked softly, being extra cautious.

“I told him not to tell you, I knew you’d be mad.” Megumi huffed out.

“Mad? Gumi I’m not mad at all i just wanna know why it happened so I can help you.” You replied looking at him through the rear-view mirror. 

“Well they were saying mean things.” He huffed again folding his arms to his chest. 

“Were they saying mean things to someone else? Or was it about you Megumi? You need to tell me so I can help you.” You asked gently.

“It was nothing you need to worry about.” Megumi harshly spoke back and you could only frown in response.

“I won’t be mad.” You added.

“They said mean things about me.” He replied after a minute of silence.

“What did they say Megumi?” You asked again.

“They said I don’t have a real dad or mom and that their moms tell them to not hang out with me cause you and Gojo are weird.” He said avoiding eye contact, embarrassed about getting worked up over something like this.

You gave him a tight lipped smile in response, not knowing where to start.

“You don’t have say anything I don’t have a mom or dad but it’s okay cause I’ve got you guys.” He said, almost murmuring as a light blush formed on his already rosy cheeks.

“You’re right Megumi, you don’t have a mom or dad but you have me and Gojo. You know we love you and Tsumiki a lot so next time someone says anything about you or our family you go straight to a teacher or tell me or Gojo and we will figure it out hm?” You asked turning around for a second to give him a reassuring smile as he nodded in response.

“Right, you do know that you owe Satoru an apology for yesterday? Skipping out on lessons and being mean to him.” You questioned while raising one eyebrow.

“Yeah yeah I’ll do that.” He spoke putting his head down in shame as you could only giggle.

To be fair those parents were not wrong, Gojo definitely gave everyone the wrong impression from his immature humour and Megumi’s dad did walk out on him but, that’s okay because your little, slightly dysfunctional family is now his home and forever. 

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

Gojo: Y/n what's your body count!

Y/n: Dang it's like 30 now.

Gojo: *sad*

Shoko: Oh my gwad you are a hoe!!

Y/n: How does that make me a hoe- wait are we talking about people we slept with?

Gojo: y-yea

Y/n: oh well I haven't done that yet!

Shoko: then what's 30 about?

Y/n: .....eheheh

Shoko: y/n what's 30 for!?!

Gojo: * scared and horny*

[thirdlotusprince3]

Gojo: So don’t panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.

Megumi: …

Toge: …

Nobara: ……

Itadori: ..Who?

Gojo: That’s the thing we don’t-

*Everyone stares at Itadori*