#jujutsu Kaisen incorrect quotes

[supremehavok]

JJK Incor. Quotes (3/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

[nanamis-left-eye]

Gojo: Punch me in the face.

Nanami: ...Punch you?

Gojo: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Nanami: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

[skyeconch]

Teen!Gojo : *nervous*

Teen!Gojo, inhales : Just wanna say I have a massive crush on you!

Teen!Gojo : I’ve been feeling this way for months now, and I think it’s time I told you about my feelings (⸝⸝⸝>▵<⸝⸝⸝)!

Teen!Y/N : Oh.

Teen!Y/N : But why is Geto-san here too?

Teen!Gojo : Oh, he’s here for moral support

Teen!Y/N, laughs : ARE YOU FR

Teen!Geto : I’m here for you man, do your thing ✊

[fattuccini-afraido]

Inumaki: What's on your mind?

Yuuta, who has been staring into space for an hour: I wonder if I've bought milk from the same cow twice.

[nutterbuttermother]

Megumi: what are you doing today

Gojo: YN

Yuuji: nah he means like what are you gonna do today

Gojo: YN

Megumi: goddammit you’re so fucking-

Gojo: YN

[magewritesstories]

Yuji: *holding a mountain of Nobara's shopping bags* Y/N: *holds out hand to offer help* Yuji: *agressivly shoves all bags on one hand to hold Y/N's hand* Y/N: that's not what i— nevermind

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

Shoko: what's your type?

Gojo: I like my girl soft and submissive ~ *winks at y/n*

Shoko: and you y/n?

Dominant!Y/n: I like my Man soft and submissive ~ *winks back at gojo*

Gojo:

Gojo: ....I also like dominant possessiv-

Shoko: YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR ANSWER HOE-

gojo: WHY!?!!

[jjkincquotes]

𝗬𝘂𝗷𝗶 : we have an idea , but we're going to need your permission

𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 : why would you need my permission ? Oh , its because im your sensei right?

𝗠𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 : no. Because if we mess it up , we dont want it to be our fault

[aprilidy]

Yuji: So what’s your type?

Megumi: Kind, pink hair, dumb, not really good sense of humour but cute.

Yuji: That sounds kinda like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

Megumi: …Did I mention dumb?

Yuji: Yeah.

Megumi: Kay just making sure.

[dokidokidraft]

Shoko, (talking about Y/N): "We're adding someone new to the group."

Satoru: "Are we stealing them?"

Suguru: "New or used?"

[nykie-love-anime]

Immediately

Gojo: Megumi hasn’t answered his phone all day he must be sleeping, studying or something Y/N: He never sleeps in Y/N: - takes out her phone - Y/N: Let me try Gojo: Oh please, like he will answer you over me Megumi: - instantly, knowing Gojo is going to throw a fit - Megumi: Hello?

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[supremehavok]

JJK Incor. Quotes (2/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

[nanamis-left-eye]

Yuji: If I fall…

Megumi: I’ll be there to catch you.

Yuta: *looks at Maki* What if I fall?

Maki: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Gojo: *watches these two interactions*

Gojo, to Geto: And if I fall?

Geto: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[skyeconch]

Teen!Y/N : Geto-san just said you call my name in your sleep 🤭

Teen!Gojo : enjoy his company because it’s the last time he’s speaking

Teen!Y/N : you didn’t deny it 🤨

Teen!Gojo, totally not embarrassed : eat grass

[fattuccini-afraido]

Suguru: That's a bad idea.

Satoru: Uh huh.

Suguru: I'm assuming you already did it.

Satoru: Yuppers

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: I hate you so much I could actually kill you

YN: omg are we about to kiss