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Gentle reminder to every dc fan out there that Jason's first kill was not as Red Hood or even while training to become him, but as robin.

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Alfred: When master Damian was born, the Gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Tim: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "ooh, competition."

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Jeff: Why do you think I don't like you? I would kill for you.

Jeff: Ask me to kill for you.

Y/N:

Y/N: Ok, first of all, calm down—

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Tim: Wait, why aren't you sweating?

Damian: Oh, I don't sweat.

Tim: Uh...everybody sweats.

Alfred: Not master Damian. He never sweats.

Tim: What do you mean he never sweats???

Damian: Sweating is gross so I just decided to never do it.

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Teruhashi: I was thinking–

Toritsuka, flirting: Oh, yeah? I tried that once, never really cared for it.

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Bakugo: And we'll solve this first and make them look like fools! They can eat our dust.

Kaminari, mockingly: No, Todoroki is probably allergic to dust.

Todoroki: Yes, I actually am allergic to dust. Everyone is; that's what sneezes are

Bakugo, marching angrily, having to be held up by kirishima: You're what sneezes are!!

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Kirishima: Would you slap your best friend in the face for a million dollars?

Bakugo: I would punch you in the face for free.

Kirishima, with tears in his eyes: I'm your best friend?!

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Toby: There's no "I" in "team" but there is one in pizza.

Y/N: So, you're not going to share?

Toby: I'm not going to share.

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Slenderman: Stressed.

Jeff: Depressed.

Tim: Possessed.

Toby: Obsessed.

Y/N: Impressed.

Laughing Jack: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...what?

Laughing Jack: I just wanted to join in.

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Aizawa, to Deku and Bakugo First, you tank the operation. I'm this close to suspending the both of you.

Deku: It almost looked like your fingers were actually touching.

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Tim: I can't handle this. I need a cigarette.

Y/N: I knew that you would so I came prepared. Nicotine patches!

Y/N: You just put one on your shoulder an- Oh, stuck it right on your face, huh?.

Tim, sighing: I want it as close to my brain as possible.

Y/N: That's unsettling. Well, I think I know how to fix the problem .

Tim: That's good. I love you so much.

Y/N: I love you, too.

Y/N: Wait, you're talking to the nicotine, aren't you?

Tim:

Tim: I can love two things.

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Kaminari: Can I exploit all of y'all 's attention for a second?

Kirishima: What do you need?

Kaminari: Attention.

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Scanlan: Punch me in the face.

Vax: What?

Scanlan: Punch me in the face! Didn't you hear me?

Vax: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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Jeff: I have good news...and bad news. Which one do you wanna hear first?

Slenderman: ...Good?

Jeff: It's very unlikely I will ever, EVER do it again.

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Satoru: Forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest, most glamorous ways imaginable.

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Kaminari :Truth or dare.

Shinso: Truth.

Kaminari: How many hours have you slept this week?

Shinso: Dare.

Kaminari: Go to bed.

Shinso: I don't like this game

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Slenderman: Did none of you hear what I just said?!

Toby: I've been zoned out for the last two hours.

Y/N: I got distracted halfway through.

Jeff: Ignoring you was a concious decision.