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Bakugo: Izuku sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".

Denki: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"?

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Denki, getting stitched up: You think this is bad? You should see the other guy.

Bakugo: Kaminari, there was no other guy. You fell out of a window

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Mineta: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Denki: Really? Even more than—

Mineta: LET'S NOT DO THIS!

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Monoma: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% handsome.

Bakugo: That's 200%.

Monoma: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

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Dazai: Hah! Nice clothes, Chuuya. Where'd you get them from? The trash?

Chuuya: Hmmm.

Dazai: Hey, I insulted you. Now you're supposed to insult me back. There's a rhythm to these things!

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Yamaguchi: Sorry to be the one who says this but you have a heart and the capability to feel.

Tsukishima: You take that back.

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Bakugo, proud: See? That's why you don't have an arch nemesis, Kirishima, because you focus on the wrong details.

Kirishima: Maybe I don't have an arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes.

Bakugo:

Kirishima:

Bakugo: ...That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me

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Yamaguchi: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Hinata Will and will not eat.

Suga: Grass? Yes!

Yamaguchi: Moss? Yes!

Suga: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Yamaguchi: Shoelaces: Strange, but true!

Suga: Worms? Sometimes!

Yamaguchi: Rocks? Usually nah!

Twigs: Usually!

Suga: Oikawa's cooking? Inconclusive!

Daichi: How did you test this?

Suga: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.

Daichi: ...I don't know how to feel about this.

Asahi: Is that where all my shoelaces went?!!

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Kuroo: "Can you behave?" Yes, but this is so much funnier.

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Liu, philosophically: What's normality?

Jeff: What's home?

LJ: What're cows?

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Yor: *ordering a cake*

Shop employee: And what would you like the cake to say?

Anya, looking at Yor: Do we want a talking cake?

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Kaminari: Goodnight :)

Shinso: Good night.

Shinso: Rest in peace.

Kaminari: Please don't say that to anybody, ever.

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Suguru: Where's Satoru?

Shōko: We had an argument. He's in the gardens.

Suguru: I was just out there and I didn't see him.

Shōko: Dig deeper.

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Megumi: What did you do with the body?

Yuuji: What didn't I do with the body?

Megumi:

Yuuji: Okay, that sounded way more sexual than it was intended. I disposed of the body respectfully.

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Yamaguchi: Kageyama has been better behaved recently.

Daichi: That's because Suga bought a dog training manual.

Yamaguchi:... You're kidding.

Daichi: I am not.

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Aizawa: My first rule is that no one can veto my rules.

All Might: That's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.

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Vailly: You know, sometimes they say that when you have a song stuck in your head it's because your soulmate is singing it.

Jeff: Who the FUCK is singing Baby Shark at 3AM????