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Yamaguchi: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Hinata Will and will not eat.

Suga: Grass? Yes!

Yamaguchi: Moss? Yes!

Suga: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Yamaguchi: Shoelaces: Strange, but true!

Suga: Worms? Sometimes!

Yamaguchi: Rocks? Usually nah!

Twigs: Usually!

Suga: Oikawa's cooking? Inconclusive!

Daichi: How did you test this?

Suga: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.

Daichi: ...I don't know how to feel about this.

Asahi: Is that where all my shoelaces went?!!

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Kuroo: "Can you behave?" Yes, but this is so much funnier.

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Liu, philosophically: What's normality?

Jeff: What's home?

LJ: What're cows?

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Yor: *ordering a cake*

Shop employee: And what would you like the cake to say?

Anya, looking at Yor: Do we want a talking cake?

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Kaminari: Goodnight :)

Shinso: Good night.

Shinso: Rest in peace.

Kaminari: Please don't say that to anybody, ever.

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Suguru: Where's Satoru?

Shōko: We had an argument. He's in the gardens.

Suguru: I was just out there and I didn't see him.

Shōko: Dig deeper.

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Megumi: What did you do with the body?

Yuuji: What didn't I do with the body?

Megumi:

Yuuji: Okay, that sounded way more sexual than it was intended. I disposed of the body respectfully.

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Yamaguchi: Kageyama has been better behaved recently.

Daichi: That's because Suga bought a dog training manual.

Yamaguchi:... You're kidding.

Daichi: I am not.

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Aizawa: My first rule is that no one can veto my rules.

All Might: That's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.

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Vailly: You know, sometimes they say that when you have a song stuck in your head it's because your soulmate is singing it.

Jeff: Who the FUCK is singing Baby Shark at 3AM????

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Nishinoya: I came into this world screaming, covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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BEN: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Jeff: Not even God knows what you're doing.

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Anya: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through.

Damian: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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Iwaizumi: It must've hurt when you fell.

Oikawa: Fell for you? Didn't expect you to try such a cheesy line on me~

Iwaizumi: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs just now.

Oikawa: Oh.

Iwaizumi: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Todoroki: Don't make fun of people who drink milk. Their bones may be strong but their hearts aren't.

Everyone: *Looks at Bakugo*

Baukgo: -hisss-

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Liu: GET BACK HERE, YOU DUMB FUCK!

Jeff: LET ME RUN AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

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Aren: Just because I'm smiling at you doesn't mean I don't want to stab you.