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cfenigma · 2 years ago
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Closed Starter for @helenakylewayne​ || Emeli & Helena
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     A dramatic sigh left the redhead as she threw herself into one of the nearby armchairs, legs draped over one of the arms, head resting on the other which Emeli turned to gaze at Helena. “I know we’re supposed to be locked up and everything, but I seriously miss shopping” she began to pout. It was such a frivolous thing to miss, really, but Emeli had practically been raised by Selina Kyle and Barbara Kean; it was inevitable that she would grow to have a similar love for clothes and fashion, even if she did try to deny it at times. “We should do a closet swap or something”
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vodrae · 1 year ago
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months ago
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What does Tim say when people ask about his spleen?
Damian: I am updating my blackmail records. Tell me what happened to your spleen in its full hilarity.
Tim: I donated it to a sickly orphan.
Damian: You win this round.
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Tim: I have to be careful, I lost my spleen.
Carrie: How?
Tim: Aliens.
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Tim: I'm zero percent spleen and fifty-nine percent pizza sauce.
Helena: Zero percent spleen?
Tim: Yep. On the bright side, they named a disease after me.
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Luke: I've designed nanotech vitals trackers to be implanted on our spleens.
Tim: Oh, no thanks. I don't have one.
Luke: You don't have a spleen?
Tim: It wasn't paying rent so I evicted it. Lazy freeloader.
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Barbara: Why does your chart say you're missing a spleen?
Tim: I made a deal with the devil but I had a discount code so instead of my soul I just needed to sell a non-essential organ.
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Steph: What happened to your spleen? Are you okay?
Tim: I'm fine. It's taking an extended gap year.
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Harper: So... can I ask about your spleen?
Tim: Yeah, don't worry. I was part of a failed science experiment.
Cullen: What'd they do?
Tim: They injected me with a serum that was supposed to make me indestructible. But instead all I got were a spleen removal and chronic insomnia. And a free T-shirt.
Cullen:
Harper:
Cullen: Was it a nice shirt?
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Dick: What do you mean you don't have a spleen?!?
Tim: It was confiscated by airport security.
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Tim: Happy Pride! My spleen finally came out of the closet. And by closet I mean my body.
Kate: Diversity win.
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Tim and Jason: *arguing*
Jason: At least I still have my spleen!
Tim: It's genetic!
Jason: Sucks to be you.
Tim: We have the same dad. It could happen to you too.
Jason, scoffing: Whatever.
Jason, internally: Oh shit, he's right. I need to see Leslie.
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Tim and Bette: *sparring*
Bette: *hits Tim*
Tim: Ow. Time out. That was my spleenhole.
Bette: ...How?
Tim: It took a trip to the Titanic in a soup can with a Playstation controller.
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Duke: Since when did you have that scar?
Tim: Since losing my spleen last year.
Duke: How do you lose a spleen?
Tim: You forget to cherish it.
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Cass: ?
Tim: I digested it.
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Selina: You know I have to tell Bruce about this.
Tim: Okay, fine.
Tim: I had to get it removed as a kid after falling into a well of bats.
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Bruce: Tell me what happened to your spleen so Alfred and Leslie can give you the proper treatment.
Tim: What do you mean?
Bruce: Everyone's been telling me you don't have it.
Tim: Well, I do, so...
Bruce: Alright, I'll have a talk with them about bad taste pranks.
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Alfred: You can't keep the truth from me, Master Tim.
Tim: Assassins stole it.
Alfred: I wasn't born yesterday. Now what really happened?
Tim: ...
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soranatus · 30 days ago
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Gotham’s Finest Family & Friends By freelance illustrator, Gabriel Larragán
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uncharted-constellations · 9 months ago
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It’s been a minute, (both post wise and design wise) so decided to update the fam + a couple additions compared to last time
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armed-with-a-waffle-iron · 7 months ago
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Bat Family Fact Files from DC Comics: The Ultimate Character Guide
Baby's first bat family. Sorry, there wasn't a Black Bat.
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My favourite bit is that Steph's epithet is "Daring Defender" while Tim's is "Daring Detective".
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candywafercutie · 6 months ago
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Happy Pride Month! Here's a bunch of my faves with some of my headcanons (and a few canon sexualities thrown in too) Explanations of my HCs below the cut!
Talia - Ally, she's there to support her son Bruce - Polyamorous Pansexual, however he's not out publicly Tim - Bisexual JPV - I think he sees a boob at the pride parade and goes home in shame. I'm so sorry JPV. Harper - Bi butch/futch Cullen - Trans gay man Dick - Bisexy Jason - Gay and kinky as fuck. Red hood. Pup hood. I couldn't pass up the pun Artemis - Lesbian but in a Queer Platonic Relationship with Jason Steph - Bisexual Cass - Pansexual Babs - Ally, but literally all her friends are queer so there's probably something going on. Also her shirt is the disability pride flag C: Kate - Lesbian Selina - Bisexual Harley - Polyamorous unlabeled. She likes the rainbows and her girlfriend :D Pamela - Lesbian Duke - Ally, he's just there to support Bruce n co Helena - Asexual Khoa - Polyamorous bisexual Damian - Questioning, but definitely likes multiple genders, he just hasn't decided on a label
Also please don't ask why certain characters aren't there and why some ARE there-- I did my faves and originally I wanted to draw even more but this LITERALLY took me over a year to complete and my laptop struggles to open the file. I had to call it somewhere.
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Here's it broken up in hopes that it compresses better
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batcowenraged · 7 months ago
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im tired of damian looking exactly like bruce. give me damian who looks like talia.
damian who bruce looks at and can't see any of himself in. damian who instead reminds bruce of talia with every smile and glare. damian who grows his hair when he's older as he's growing into his mother's face. and bruce suddenly has to be enforcing gotham/bat morals and rules on someone who looks far more like an al ghul than a wayne. damian who never gets as tall as his father or brothers and who doesn't build muscle the same way leaving him to fight like his mother and cass. like an assassin. damian who can't be batman the way he's always dreamed of because he will never be a looming vengeful presence capable of physical intimidation. and that's ok. because he can be worse. he's a batman that matches black bat. silent and terrifying and no one knows he's there until the fight is over. he fights quickly and efficiently with a combination of techniques that pull from black bat, huntress, batgirl, catwoman, and even nightwing (who is a gymnast/aerialist first and foremost) at their most terrifying. and on top of that everyone knows he used to be sword robin.
he doesn't need to look anything like bruce to be a terror inducing batman. and he doesn't need to look anything like bruce to cause bruce emotional turmoil.
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joyisoverparty · 7 months ago
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No one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
Batman: The Brave and the Bold season 2 episode 17: The Mask of Matches Malone!
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tearful-bat · 1 year ago
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Batfamily love language headcanons
All memebers of Batfamily x reader
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Bruce Wayne
Gift giving: Bruce is busy being batman and what not so he doesn't really have time to spend with you, also he's pretty closed off with his emotions so I can’t see him giving words of affirmation so he probably just makes up for not being with you a lot by sending and buying you lots of expensive gifts
Dick Grayson 
words of affirmation: When he's busy protecting Bludhaven he’ll send you cute messages whiles he's working
physical touch: after he gets back from it he’ll just hug you until you both eventually fall asleep 
Tim drake
gift giving: like Bruce is pretty busy so will also just send you lots of mostly useless expensive gifts 
physical touch: won’t out right ask you for physical affection but secretly craves it
Jason Todd 
quality time: just likes having you presence there while he's doing things like reading or working on case files 
physical touch: like Tim he craves physical affection but won’t ask 
Damian Wayne
quality time: just generally likes hanging around with you even if you’re just doing stuff in comfortable silence 
Gift giving: probably will occasionally buy you expensive gifts but I can also see him giving you paintings he's painted or if he goes abroad he’ll ll bring you back something 
physical touch: probably won’t ask, maybe would motion for you to do it by holding out his hand and stuff but would kind of expect you to do it and if you didn’t he’d get all pouty 
Duke Thomas 
words of affirmation: loves to tell you how much he loves you is kinda cheesy and if you do it back he gets really giddy 
acts of service: if you ask him to do anything he’ll do it no questions asked 
Cassandra Cain
Acts of service: Cassandra isn’t good at telling you how much she loves you so she shows it through he actions
Physical touch: if your walking together somewhere will hold your hand the whole time. Will come to your apartment after her patrol and after you patch her up will hold you for the whole night until you have to leave for work/ school.
Stephanie brown
Words of affirmation: like Dick she’ll send you messages during her patrol and will also compliment any outfit you wear
Quality time: just randomly shows up to your apartment to spend time with you even if it’s during her patrol.
Physical touch: if you are both together chances are she’s either hugging you or holding your hand
Barbara Gordon
Quality time: just likes spending time with you. Will invite you to stay in the clock tower with her while she’s working as oracle she finds your presence comforting and relies on you to tell her to take a break from the computer
Acts of service: she already does lots for the batfamily as oracle so if you asked her to do something she’d be on it for you
Kate Kane
Gift giving: will leave sweet little gifts at your doorstep
Harper Row
Gift giving: will make gadgets for you as gifts
Quality time : just like’s casually hanging out with you maybe playing video games together or something
Selina Kyle
Gift giving: will gift you stuff she’s stolen or if you say you like something in a shop window or something will go out and steal it for you
Words of affirmation: like Stephanie she’ll compliment all your outfits and tease you a lot
Physical touch: when she comes home from being catwoman likes to fall asleep in her bed with you
Helena Bertinelli 
acts of service: you ask her to do something for you and she’ll do it 
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binglepringle · 3 months ago
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Creatures, all of ‘em
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More bad doodles and more character squares bc I love them <333
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months ago
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Likelihood of the batfam bailing you out of jail:
Tim: Absolutely 100% no questions asked
Steph: She'd ask you what you did and take you out for food to celebrate
Dick: He would, but there is going to be a long, unavoidable conversation
Barbara: She'd call them to convince them to let you out but you gotta find your own way home
Duke: Yes, but it'll be an awkward drive back because it's 2AM and he's in Ninja Turtles pajamas
Harper: She doesn't answer unknown numbers
Damian: He would do it only to have something to hold over your head
Helena: She'll do it if you sign a contract to pay her back with interest
Alfred: He'd leave you in there for a night as a lesson
Carrie: She would agree after you tell her how to do it but get distracted and never show up
Cullen: He's just glad someone remembered to call him
Kate: She would laugh and hang up
Luke: He'd send someone else to do it
Bette: She would reluctantly say yes after some back-and-forth
Bruce: He's already there bailing out one of his kids, so why not
Selina: She would, and she'd teach you how to not get caught next time
Jason: He's sitting in the cell next to you
Cass: She's not bailing you out, she's breaking you out
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leoleolovesdc · 3 months ago
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What is wrong with each batfam member:
Damian: Self child endangerer
Lance: Everything in his life since he was two years old
Tim: No respect for anyone including himself
Cass: (Literally) punches her problems away
Dick: Eldest daughter syndrome (he's not a daughter) and mommy issues (he doesn't have a mother)
Jason: Emo
Kate: Homosexual (and a wife stealer)
Selina: Let's herself be stolen
Alfred: Unnecessarily rude to teenage girls
Helena: Unironically says "Mama mia!"
Duke: A Little Shit
Harley: Criminally insane
Barbara: Wanted in 27 countries for online crimes
Stephanie: Biggest hypocrite you'll ever meet
Harper: Blue hair and pronouns
Carrie: Thinks anything can be solved with a stick of dynamite
Bruce: All of the above
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vodrae · 10 months ago
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Batman: We do not kill !
Every batkid in history: So anyway I started blasting.
Batman: ....We do kill ! Murder is okay ! As a treat ! There is no second chance ! I'm sure being a criminal is in their DNA. I might signaled prostitutes to the IRS tonight because they are not declaring all this cash i'm sure.
Batkids: I'M GOING TO BE THE LEAST LETHAL HERO IS THE WORLD YOU HEAR ME SHITHEAD ?!
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momachan · 5 months ago
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"Good night, Bat. I love you. -I love you too, Cat. From the first kiss to the last."
Batman By Tom King & Lee Weeks (2016-). "Some Of These Days."
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