#he plays PRANKS

[windyremedy]

unamused

pairing: bakugou katsuki x reader

scenario: saying suspicious things infront of your boyfriend.

After being inspired by a tiktok you watched a couple days ago, you decided to try it out for yourself to see how your boyfriend would react and what better time than when you’re on break from him helping you study in his dorm room.

Inconspicuously letting out a soft sigh you switched to your camera and began recording. Talking about random and mundane things for whatever reason, something you always did randomly so Bakugou didn’t really notice anything out of the ordinary until you got to a certain topic.

“In relationships it’s totally normal to lose feelings—“

From your peripheral vision on the video you could see his frown deepen, brows scrunching in displeasure.

“What’d you say?”

You stilled in your spot pretending to be confused and trying not to blow your cover already.

“Huh?”

“What in the hell are you doing now?” he asked firmly, cocking his head to the right.

“Oh I’m just giving love advice in general, now don’t interrupt me.” you answered.

He didn’t say anything else but you could hear him step closer to where you were, getting up from his spot on the bed where he was fixing something in his drawer.

“Anyways its normal to build resentment and hate your partner.”

Before he could reach your phone you grabbed it and continued on.

“And sometimes you might wanna strangle them—“

Then he grabs you quick but gentle enough as to not hurt you from the cushioned floor, body completely towering over yours.

“DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME OR WHAT WOMAN?”

You laugh as he shakes you in the process, papers flying off from the edge of the short legged table.

“I don’t!” you exclaimed giggling.

“LIKE HELL! WHAT’D I DO WRONG!!?”

“It’s not about you I swear!!!! as I was saying if their blonde and name starts with the letter b—“ you continued, turning away from him.

“I’m gonna strangle you.”

“NO WAIT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING—“

©windyremedy

[llamagoddessofficial]

ok, i absolutely adore the bad sans fae

but for the life of me, i can’t remember if there are any Aggre fae asks. and if there’s not any, well, that’s just a crime. a crime i’d like to rectify, if that’s alright :3

Sans seems like your average fae. Perhaps friendlier than usual. Particularly good with words, he has a thing for silly pranks, harmless practical jokes like swapping your salt for sugar and turning your hair different colours. He really enjoys poetry and wordplay, and would love to hear you sing - and if you can outsmart him, he'll be absolutely delighted.

... Under the surface, though, he's got quite the mean streak. He's the old kind of trickster; not quite as old as Farmer, but absolutely the kind of fae people genuinely used to fear. The kind that could trick a cow out of her udders, or a cat out of its tail, the kind you'd use salt and rowan and thistles to ward away. He'd never trick you, though! You're his favourite. And those days are behind him, obviously. He'd never lie to you, look at his cute face.

Let's just hope no one messes around with his favourite.

Red is a high-ranking member of the Summer court, because of his incredible skill with metalworking. His magical swords, charmed rings, intricately carved chestplates, beaded necklaces and wing cuffs are highly sought after items in both courts. Raw metal can burn fae, so most avoid it... and yet, despite the cascade of scars decorating his hands and arms, Red just covers up with gloves and keeps working. His soft spot for humans means some of his magical items wind their way the pockets of weary or down-on-their-luck travellers.

He'll flirt by making you beautiful things. Bracelets, earrings, circlets, you might even find he's woven protective charms into them to keep dangerous/pesky fae (like Sans) away. He's good with his words, and it's not just his forge that burns hot and bright... why don't you come pay him a visit sometime? Wear that necklace he made you. Just that.

Skull is a rare case of a fae who wanders, quite happily, back and forth between the two realms. He likes the light of the Summer realm, but the solitude of Winter. Given his size, stature and intimidating face, he often finds himself being hired out to be some random fae's temporary muscle - basically, he's the fae equivalent of a sellsword. Somehow he's managed to work his way up the ranks, and it's not uncommon to see him at the sides of fae nobility during big festivals. He wears armour Red makes just for him (the two often find themselves working at the behest of the same client) and carries around a massive, beautifully engraved battle axe.

Once he sees you, it doesn't matter who tries to hire him. Because from that moment on, in his mind, he's sworn himself to you entirely. Human or fae, he'll follow you around, protecting you regardless of rain or shine. And given that he doesn't mind either Winter or Summer, there's nowhere you can go he won't follow to keep you safe.

[waxn-wane]

How this motherfucker looks teasing Ciel after almost blowing their cover during a triple homicide case

(insane, in love, in his lane, thriving, replenished, relaxed)

[quinngefail]

Wouldn't it be absolutely fucked if like. In some future Saw entry, you see the cast. And oh my god, both Cary and Leigh are in it. Does this mean more Adam content?? More content with the two of them??? Adam alive confirmed??!?!

And then cue the influx of theory posts and videos, the hype, the the countdown to the release date, the people going 'I KNEW IT, HE'S ALIVE, I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS, ALIVE ADAM TRUTHERS UNITE, WE'VE WON', etc etc etc.....

Then flash forward to this hypothetical movie. And at some point in it, you have Lawrence catching a glimpse of someone in public who absolutely catches him off guard- because undeniably, that is Adam Stanheight. Same face, same slim build, same clothing style, cigarette in his mouth and all. Of course, about ten million different things are going through Lawrence's head; and despite everything that's happened (and everything he's become), he just can't keep himself from walking closer, and talking to him. More accurately though, he stammers and fumbles through the words, utter disbelief in his eyes.

But Adam looks at him like he's a stranger, nothing but confusion written in his undeniably Adam features. This only bewilders Lawrence further, because how in the world does Adam not recognize him. Does he not remember everything they went through together? Is he just fucking with him? Is that confused stare going to drop, a snarky little look will take its place, and he'll go, "of course I fucking recognize you, prick. You're the asshole who shot me, and left me to die."

But Adam doesn't do that, or say anything like that. Instead, his brows furrow further, and the words leave his mouth.

"Look, I don't know who the hell you are, man. You've got me confused with someone else, or something. My name is David."

Like wouldn't that be. Just a little bit fucked for them to pull LMAOO

[aj-artjunkyard]

I’m all for Unreliable Narrator Apollo™ straight up misremembering myths instead of admitting to myself that Rick got a few things wrong

Lester!Apollo: demigods can be so weird and unpredictable! When that Clytemnestra girl murdered her husband simply because he made one tiny little human sacrifice to me… yikes, am I right?

The same Apollo 2,000 years before, sending a 3rd volley of plague arrows straight into the Greek camp: Agamemnon when I get you. When I get you Agamemnon. Agamemnon when I get you

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie coming to terms with the fact that if he wants to date Steve he's gotta have Robin around all the time.

[arkangelo-7]

All I can think about right now is how fucking hilarious would it be if Wayne Manor was haunted. Because there is no way that Bruce “I Don’t Fuck With Magic” Wayne would tolerate that shit. He’d see the ghost of one of his ancestors wandering around the gardens at night and would just absolutely lose his mind—he’d hire the Ghostbusters or some shit to come deal with it because like hell is he touching anything vaguely supernatural with a ten foot pole. And you know he’s start making house calls to all the Justice League magic users the moment he catches sight of a creepy doll laying in the middle of the hallway or something like that. My man Bruce Wayne will absolutely not fuck with a haunted Wayne Manor and will do anything in his power to get someone else to deal with that shit for him.

[cookiedough77]

i want adrien to go trick or treating for the first time with marinette, alya, and nino and hes told that he has to say "trick or treat" at every door and adrien fears that one of these doors hes gonna get "trick" and hes in a constant state of fear and the other 3 do NOT know whats going on with him

he breathes a sigh of relief whenever its just candy and then preps himself for the next house that could be a "trick"

end of the night hes let his guard down and nino jumpscared him and he cries

[solargeist]

I’m thinking about Xelqua learning how to play pranks and set traps.

Mumbo can clearly see a trap, and can also see Xelqua quickly dodge around a corner, but Mumbo sets it off anyway and purposely lets sand pour over his head, just to hear a squeal of laughter.

Of course, Mumbo has to pretend to be upset and confused. Slowly chasing after Xelqua for this prank.

Xelqua runs and hides by Grian, who’s very confused until he sees a sandy Mumbo.

Mumbo plays it up a little bit just to hear Grian laugh too

[doctorsiren]

ageswap sakurai and ageswap mogami would be friends. cursed kids

I think so too

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Ngl if you ever go camping with Hanma you wouldn't need to worry about anything lurking in the woods. Instead you'd need to worry about him

[valcove]

Okay, hear me out

Imagine with me. Batman, pedaling as fast as he physically can, on this children's bike, chasing a rogue. It was the only option he had, and he knows he'll be made fun of later by his kids, but he has a mission at the moment, so he can't be bothered to care

And then passing him is Nightwing riding a segway (Nightwing themed, of course), Red Hood wearing heelies, Red Robin on his normal motorbike, and then Damian on a little classic child tricycle.

As it turns out, someone (Alfred) had hidden all the normal vehicles for a prank war, left only Red Robin's motorbike to frame him (because who would suspect Alfred??), and was currently receiving pictures from Barbara to add to a photo album.

Alfred knows he's safe from retaliation, even when they figure out who did it.

[saffitaffi]

He really had no reason to do this other than to mess with Jonathan lol

[veryberrybad]

this is for faeymouse’s 2K DTIYS over on instagram!! PLEASE check them out if you haven’t!! they make amazing art, and this DTIYS is ADORABLE!!!!

also………….. i might’ve forgotten acid rain existed until halfway through drawing. OOPS

[dclovesdanny]

Musicals ships

Epic the musical x Everlasting Insomniacs

Tim, while infiltrating Amity Park, was enrolled in the local high school along with Steph. Steph signed them up for the musical the school would be performing.

Tucker wasn’t going to sign up for the musical until he realized it was going to be Epic the Musical, one of his favorites. So, he dragged both Sam and Danny along with to audition. He even bargained with Sam, swearing to eat vegetarian with her for a week (His sweet, sweet barbecue would have to wait.)

So they all auditioned.

Sam got the part of Athena (a part she never realized she would relate so much to.)

Tucker got the part of Eurylocus (which may have exacerbated some of his fears of succumbing to his own insecurities and risk his friends lives.)

Steph got the part of Hermes (which she adores) and an extra crew member who dies to Polyphemus (which she is mostly ambivalent to, but loves the chance to watch the drama)

And Danny and Tim? They got the main couple, with Tim being cast as Odysseus and Danny as Penelope.

The issue?

Sam doesn’t trust Tim because she recognizes him from some galas, Tucker is struggling with his sexuality because Danny was always cute but now Sam and the new guy are flustering him??!? And Danny is just a flustered mess until he gets on stage.

Steph and Valerie (who is playing the roles of Circe and an extra suitor without lines) have made it their personal mission to get these four idiots together.

[weewoow-20706030]

Jason *not looking up*: Gullible is written on the ceiling

Tim: you think you're so funny don't you? I'm not falling for it.

Jason: seriously, it is. Look.

Tim: no. I don't know what you're getting at here. But I don't want a part in any of it.

Jason *looking up*: nope. It's written there.

Tim: fine. I will humour you... You know it's not funny if you actually write gullible on the- AHHH!

Jason *who just shot Tim in the foot*: HA! You're so gullible!