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llamagoddessofficial · 1 day ago
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Got ideas. Dust and Killer are both crows/magpies, Horror's a harpy egal, Nightmare's a falcon- honestly not sure what bird would fit him cause I'm kinda scared of birds ngl
Anon don't even get me fucking started on harpies I WILL sit you all down and make you listen to me talk for hours about my bird headcanons.
Dust has always struck me as having the wings of a goshawk. A solitary, silent hunter, agile and terrifying, waiting for the perfect moment then striking with frightening precision but ferocious power. Beautiful steely grey wings too - look up "goshawk eyes" and you'll be in for a treat. The dust gathered in his wings makes them very soft to the touch.
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Horror is a big beautiful vulture. A large and powerful bird that picks bones clean - and eats the bones too, if that option is available. He might smell a little (the stench of blood and meat clings to every feather), but I imagine he'd be the nicest of them all to cuddle. He fluffs up when you give him affection.
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Killer has always given me kestrel vibes. A little smaller than the others but no less effective, far more energetic and active, alarmingly fast, using speed and precision to overwhelm opponents rather than needing brute force. The black and white wing pattern matches him, too. He has a habit of cooing like a dove when you're nice to him.
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Also... Kestrels have the same 'tear tracks' as Killer. I feel like this bird was made for him.
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Nightmare... an owl. Obviously. The big, beautiful midnight black wings of an owl. He rarely flies, but when he does, he's as silent as death. No one ever sees him coming.
Once, he probably had wings more like this. Beautiful soft plumage. But the miasma has sunk deep into every feather, and now, they're black with an oil-like sheen.
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leafwateraddict · 8 months ago
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Might as well post this considering I most likely wont find the motivation to finish it-
Semi-old comic of the dca boy by @llamagoddessofficial
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leafwateraddict · 1 year ago
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Hh
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Okay okay so I had to put in my two cents. I blame you @llamagoddessofficial. I am weak for Goddess Hades.
bonus: Hades without her cute little wife
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randomontheinternet · 2 years ago
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I made a Llama master post (at least for the llamagines tag)
Here is the master doc. Be aware that it has bonus stuff at the bottom and has 56 pages. So if you’re using an older piece of technology, please spare its life and use the smaller docs
It is organized from newest to oldest and each AU has subcategories for altered MCs and altered circumstances. For example, the siren AU has subcategories for siren MCs, fishermen sanses, etc. If there are any questions or suggestions on organization, feel free to contact me!
Here are the AU categories in no particular order (each is sub 10 pages except one):
The Alternate Meetings AUs- Bakers, criminals, farmers, etc. Misc universes where they’re just regular fucked up guys but their circumstances have slightly changed. There are no special powers or mythical creatures.
Regular Sanses- The absolute longest category at 15 pages. Most are very general posts but plenty reference Aggre(g/v)ation, one of Llama’s fanfics. Regular yandere, Dust, and Error are also within.
Supernatural AUs- Forest gods, zombies, werewolves, etc. Think Halloween or horror.
Fantasy AUs- Fairytale guys, wonderland cats, dragons, etc. Lots of storybook elements and mythical creatures. Has a lot of overlap with the animal AUs so there may be seemingly misplaced AUs in there.
Zoo Animal AUs- Zoo moths, zoo sirens, zoo skiders, etc. The wildly popular zoo animal boys. Hardly needs explanation.
Wild Animal AUs- Naga, moths, harpies, etc. The zoo animal boys but if they were free and living the dream. Again, there is plenty of overlap with the fantasy AUs considering they’re fantasy animals but I thought they deserved their own categories (and I wanted to keep it all under 10 pages).
Sci-fi AUs- Robots, among us aliens, Portal robots, etc. Mostly has to do with robots and science-based AUs.
FNAF AUs- Yes, there are multiple FNAF AUs. Two pertain to the original FNAF game and Security Breach respectively and one specifically revolves around the daycare attendant robot boys.
Studio Ghibli AUs- Howl’s Moving Castle boys, Spirited Away boys, and Kiki’s Delivery Service boys. Those are all the AUs there are.
Mythology AUs- Death god Sans and a general god AU where everyone is a god including MC.
Gem AU- Set within the universe of Steven Universe. I’ll be honest, this is the messiest one of the bunch. There are a lot of posts and I started typing away on this one before I completely established how I wanted to organize everything. So some things are in the general category when they probably shouldn’t be and there are a lot of subcategories for this one. I recommend going about it casually, haha.
Bonus Stuff- This is the bonus stuff at the end of the master doc for if you don’t have the latest iphone.
If there are any questions or suggestions, feel free to message me here on Tumblr or on Discord if you found this that way!
Update: I can now confirm after a thorough inspection that all links work and are unrestricted! Thank you to all who requested access and let me know that some docs weren’t open! The docs are open to all!
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rhodophoria · 9 months ago
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🌹 Expanded UTMV Tag List 🌹
Catch-all Undertale/Multiverse Tag
(Undertale)
sans | papyrus | toriel | asgore | undyne | alphys | flowey / asriel | frisk | chara | mettaton | napstablook | grillby | gaster
(UnderFell)
fell sans | fell papyrus
(UnderSwap)
swap sans | blueberry | swap papyrus
(SwapFell/FellSwap)
sf/fs sans | sf/fs papyrus
(HorrorTale)
horror sans | horror papyrus
(DreamTale)
nightmare | dream | shattered!dream | swap!dream | swap!nightmare | apple twins
(Multiverse)
bad sanses | star sanses killer | dust | dust!papyrus | cross | strike!cross error ink fresh geno | fatal!error echotale/gaster sans farmtale sans underlust sans outertale sans | outertale pap dance sans reaper sans mafiafell sans mythics (sirens, lamia, etc.) bitties babybones (baby skeles)
(Misc Related)
spookyflavor's sirentale comic golden palace cyoa underverse llamagines
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mspurpl3 · 6 months ago
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Okey so I was re-reading #llamagines and as I was scrolling I found this
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and I had sudden wave of motivation to draw my version of zombie MC (before-after) so here it is :▷
my version of MC side by side + close ups (and details) <3
also ignore the funky hair I can't even draw hair to safe my life TvT
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@llamagoddessofficial I hope u like it, ur one of my most fav writers ;v; (sry for tag)
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recklesslycaffeinated · 2 years ago
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Just makes you want to become a supervillain 😍😂
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some ipad foolery for @llamagoddessofficial villain au....lets gooooo
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llamagoddessofficial · 20 days ago
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I don’t know if you’ve got this already but what about MC being the boss of the mafia Bad Sanses?
Villainous devotion is the only love I want
With you in charge, Dust is a different beast entirely. You might recall from the previous mafia posts that Dust doesn't want to be under Nightmare's command, so he does precisely what's required of him, nothing more and nothing less. Well... now, he's got a reason to remain. The one calling the shots is someone he loves and admires. He's not just your confidant and secret keeper, he's your secret weapon, the one you send when the job is so important you need to guarantee success. When you want a whole room of 'problems' dispatched so quickly and so silently no one even notices they're dead for several hours. Some say love and LOVE don't mix, but... Dust disagrees.
Horror is definitely not as clean as Dust, let's say that. And he requires a little more affection. But sometimes, unclean is exactly what you want, sometimes a message needs to be loud and clear, and what could be clearer than blood? There's no one he can't find for you, no scent he can't follow back to the source. Dust is precise but Horror is sudden and unstoppable, he strikes a real, tangible fear into everyone. He's a force of nature and he's perfect if you need the world to know you aren't to be trifled with. When he's not ripping people into pieces for you, he's baking! He loves providing for the people he cares for. And when he's visiting Crooks, you're always free to join him and his brother for dinner.
If mindless devotion were a person, it would look like Killer. The others go out and cause scenes, but he stays in and causes scenes, staying close by and warding away any embarrassments that besmirch the good title of 'assassin'. If you want him to go stretch his legs and kill someone, he'll do so happily, but his favourite place is wherever you are. He often seems unaware and silly and borderline clumsy... but it's a front. If anyone thinks they've snuck up on either of you, they are gravely (hah) mistaken. His dark sockets make it impossible to tell where he's looking, and he'll have spotted someone long before they make a move. He's heard many insults - people frequently call him your lap dog. It only bugs him because he's a cat person.
You'd think Nightmare wouldn't do well in the number two position. Considering his history and family feud. But it was never the act of being 'second' that irked him so much - it was feeling invisible, unappreciated, unrecognised. You very much make him feel appreciated. He's your right hand, and he's a damn powerful one, his iron fist solves any issues you may have with not being respected as a small human in an underworld of monsters. He's had proverbial skin in this game far longer than you have, his resources and knowledge are vast, you greatly value his advice and insight. People often mistake him for the boss... he takes great pleasure in correcting them. no, that would be my beloved. He can be the moon to your sun. That suits him just fine.
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llamagoddessofficial · 1 month ago
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I asked before in Aggre boys and I shall ask again in Bad boys. Where do the bad sanses like to kiss mc?
Dust... ah, he's traditional. He likes to kiss you right on your pretty mouth. Mostly because he loves your reactions to it. He's usually so restrained, so impossible, so featureless. His affection is limited to the smallest of kind gestures. But then, every now and then... he leans in, cups your cheek, and catches your mouth with his. It's an unmistakable and undeniable declaration of how much he likes you. You're never prepared for it, and it makes him smile every time.
Horror really likes kissing the top of your head. It's the easiest place for him to reach, he doesn't have to lean far down and hurt his back, he can surprise you with smooches from above whenever he feels like it. He likes the smell and texture of your hair, too, so it's a great excuse for him to get some nuzzles in and just get lost in the feeling of being in love.
Killer goes for the neck. It's very intimate, it appeals to his possessive nature, and if you're at all ticklish you're going to be making all of his favourite sounds. It's a kiss that demands 100% of your focus, just like him - a quick smooch anywhere else is cute, but it's soon forgotten. Whether you're accepting it, or squealing and ducking away from it, a kiss aimed at the neck will get him all of the reactions and attention he craves so much from you.
It also leaves black tear marks all over you. Perfect
Nightmare, the gentleman that he is, has a particular penchant for tucking one large claw under your fingers and raising your hand to his teeth to kiss your knuckles. Hand kisses are a lovely way to show you how devoted he is. However, he also prefers hand kisses because of where they can lead... what's stopping him from turning your hand over and kissing your palm, too? Or your wrist as well? What about drawing you in, and slowly pressing kisses all the way up your arm, until you're stammering and hot in the face? A kiss on the hand can be anything he wants it to be.
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llamagoddessofficial · 2 months ago
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been thinking about mafia! dust riding a motorcycle 😣😣
Could you imagine? It suits him, too. The bike helmet does well to cover his face, you'd see even less of him than usual, only the occasional glimmer of tinted red from underneath the visor. He likes to move around on his own, working without the other two holding him back or frustrating him, so a bike is perfect - he can weave between cars, move down alleys, and I can guarantee he'd use his bike to grievously injure someone while out on a job. His total calm makes him a monster behind the wheel.
... He'd offer you a ride. You're the only one allowed on his bike. He'd put his jacket on you without asking, zipping it up to your chin to make sure you're warm. He always has a spare helmet on hand. He'd drive very safely (especially for him), but occasionally pop a trick purely to impress you and make you hold onto him tighter.
Nightmare's got all the fancy cars. But there's nothing like a motorcycle, huh?
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llamagoddessofficial · 3 months ago
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Miss Llama, you have yet to tell us what the Bad Sanses are like around MC during their heat..
Horror becomes the animal he spends every day trying to pretend he isn't. His patience and self control evaporate - it can get scary. Letting you go is not an option, he drags you back into his nest whether you want to be there or not, you're his mate and you're small and soft so you stay in the den. The other skeletons give him a very wide berth because Horror can do a lot of damage very quickly, and in heat he reaches for his axe like it's an extension of his arm. ... But he doesn't just get violent. He also gets so, so soft. Horror in heat is only angry when things aren't 'right'; when they are (you're fed and in the nest and there's no one else around) you've never seen him so calm or so unequivocally happy. There's a lightness to him, a joy that's usually buried deep down. You've never seen him smile so much.
You won't be able to tell Dust is in heat. He acts completely normal, his usual silent dark self, mooching around like nothing has changed - until you're alone together. Then you realise he's a lot closer than he normally stands. You realise he's holding onto your wrist so you can't escape if you startle away from him. You realise his other hand is slipping around your back; you realise he's so close you can see his eyelights, intently watching your expression. You can hear his heavy breathing. He smells dizzying in a good way, smoke and musk and something cold. He just wants to be near you. Why do you look so scared? Don't you trust him? You can run away, if you want to. But he's a persistence hunter. He'll always find you.
Killer gets even more lovey-dovey than usual. He almost starts to stray into yandere territory. When you're around his Soul is glaringly heart shaped; when you do something he really likes, like laughing or pulling a cute expression, a huge red blush lights up his whole face and his original eyelights are visible for a moment. He's sickly sweet with his affection, he always wants to cuddle, he always wants to hold hands, nuzzling and playing with your hair, he's all but glued to you. Does he get snappy with other people? Sure. He pulls his knives out alarmingly quickly. But he does that anyway - and it really seems like he's too busy thinking about you to think about murder. So long as you're in the room everyone is safe. ... So long as you're in the room.
Nightmare is excellent at controlling his heats and it'll be tough to even notice he's in one. But there's little signs. He speaks to you with a purr that's deeper and silkier than usual. His eye lingers on you just a little too long. Something about him is unsettling, setting off your there's a predator nearby instincts, you feel chills when he walks behind you. Yet at the same time... the darkness is inviting. Something about him makes you want to curl up in his palm and sleep forever. If you offer to stay with him, and allow him the indulgence of your company, you'll get a glimpse of something ancient. Something hungry. Something that wants you, just as much as you want to be wanted. Just remember... no matter what you see, he doesn't want to hurt you. He just doesn't want to be alone.
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llamagoddessofficial · 2 months ago
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Beach episode with the bad Sanses
Why does "take my idiot henchmen to a secluded beach to blow off some steam" 100% sound like something Nightmare would do? He'll bring you along too. The boys can't relax when their beloved favourite human isn't there. You're like a therapy kitten a bunch of giant terrifying fighting hounds refuse to go anywhere without.
Horror doesn't like deep water, too many bad memories of a certain fish monster, so he's staying away from the sea. But he does like the sound it makes... the waves are wonderful, they're something other than his own thoughts to concentrate on. He'll sit on the sand, with a hat over his face, listening to the ocean and enjoying the sun soaking into his old bones. Might even fall asleep. For the love of God, keep Killer away from him, his 'prank' attempts on the sleeping giant will not end well for anyone. Don't let him catch you when he's looking tired - he'll drag you up against him and snore into your hair until the sun goes down.
It's weird to see Dust without his hood. You half expected him to even wear it to the beach, but it makes sense he wouldn't. There's enough dust on that thing already, he probably doesn't want to get sand on it as well. He'll spend most of his time resting in the shade (why is he wearing sunglasses when he doesn't have eyes?), but if you ask him to, he'll venture into the sun. You're the only one who can convince him to do anything fun. Out of all of them, he's the one who'll go get you something to eat. He'll randomly disappear, then quietly return with ice cream, or crepes, or smoothies. Just three, though - one for him, one for you, and one for Horror because it'd just be rude to not get him food. He won't tell Killer where he got it.
Killer is having a great time. He will be ogling your beach outfit, it doesn't matter what it is, he'll stare and flirt as often as he possibly can. He wants to play volleyball or football, have you bury him in the sand, take stupid posed pictures, stay until sunset and start a barbecue, he's having an amazing time. This is his dream. If you can keep him company, please do, because it'll keep him on good behaviour - if you leave him alone for five minutes he's going to start annoying the other skeletons. By the end of the day someone is dunking him in the ocean, at least once. Probably Dust.
Nightmare will sit on a chair, under the darkest umbrella you've ever seen, without a speck of sunlight reaching him. He won't engage with the other skeletons at all and it seems like they know to give him his space. He'll be delighted to chat to you, if you come up to him, but other than that he just... vibes there, alone. Makes you wonder why he even came to the beach, since he clearly will do whatever it takes to avoid light.
He bought you along because the other skeletons want you around, sure. But he also bought you because he could tell you needed the stress relief. He likes just sitting back and listening to you enjoying yourself, watching the happy feelings roll off you - they're nice to see, even if he can't eat them.
Not that he'll ever say it aloud, but he planned this day out almost entirely for you.
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llamagoddessofficial · 4 months ago
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So Horror wouldn't steal our name, but who would? I feel like Killer would, and after everything he's stolen you're prepairded for all the games to stop and him to royally fuck you over, only for him to do nothing.
Here's the fae boys, on the subject of name stealing, on a scale of would to wouldn't.
Killer - He'd steal your wallet so he could root through and find your driver's license with your name on it. Do not trust this asshole. You'd expect him to use it to make you his slave or something, but he'd just use it for extremely harmless pranks; making you pay attention to him, making you hug him even though he's covered in soot, etc. He says he'll give it back if you go for dinner with him. It's so hard to tell what's going on in his head at any given time.
Dust - Yeah, he'd take your name. But he'd take good care of it. He wouldn't do anything with it - he wouldn't even tell anyone he knows it. No one except the two of you knows he has so much power over you. What could he possibly want from you...? He asks you to follow him out into the snow. He gently takes your shoulders, leans in, and murmurs something in your ear. Was that... was that his true name...?
Nightmare - Does he consider name stealing below him? Sure. But he's not above taking an opportunity. Leave something so precious out in the open, and he'll be quick to snatch it up. He might be the Winter King but he's always had a weakness for pretty things.
Dream - He'd take your name if the opportunity presented, but purely out of a desire to protect you. If he has it, no one else does, and you'll be safe. He'll give it back alongside a very stern lecture.
Horror - Doesn't need to, doesn't want to. He's busy baking you a pie.
Farmer - Already knows it.
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llamagoddessofficial · 2 months ago
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For the bad Sanses, if their SO would want to grow old and die, would they respect that?
Agh... well. Short answer? No. Long answer? No, absolutely not.
Horror, I think, would come the closest to actually respecting your decision. He has Papyrus to support him so he wouldn't have to go through it completely alone. He's experienced a lot of loss, and he knows the pain of seeing people you love hang around long after they should've gone, deteriorating into someone you hardly recognise. But also... he's just really not in the right frame of mind to let you go. Horror does not love in halves and the thought of losing you is like a point-blank shot to the Soul. If you bring it up, best reaction you'll get is him being confused and then pretending you didn't even talk about it, and the worst is a full smashing-things-flipping-tables-throwing-chairs meltdown. You might get a better response from Papyrus. He'll try to mediate. Perhaps give it a few years, once he's had time to ease.
If you press Dust about it, he will give you an ultimatum. If you really, really want to grow old and die, the relationship is over. You can die, if you like. But don't expect him to watch. He knows that when you go, part of him goes too, and at least this way his time feeling warm and whole again ends on his terms. He can sink back into the dark by choice. You get your wish, but you'll never see him again. He'll be pretty sour grapes about it (and about you) if you do end up choosing to die. As far as he's concerned you chose your mortality over him. He doesn't respect it or understand why. He feels abandoned and betrayed... and he refuses to reminisce positively on something that hurts so much to think about. Someone bringing up your name is enough to start a brawl.
Killer doesn't understand. You want to die? You want to leave him behind? You want him to be alone again - how could you say that? You don't mean that. If you hold your ground and tell him you really mean it, he'll tell you he's fine with it, but he's a bald-faced liar. Whilst Dust is bitter, Killer is shattered; he really thought he found someone who would stay by his side no matter what. The rug has gone out from under him. Now he's facing the prospect of being utterly alone again, surrounded only by the voices that still taunt him even now. He fully retreats into his own head... he acts like he's silly and fine, but his Soul has never been more red. You'll never see his white eyelights again.
Nightmare... uh, no. Sorry. He laughs it off like you're a kid telling him you want to eat a billion cookies. He thinks he knows better than you, in this regard, you don't really want to die, you'll understand in a few hundred years. He's a reasonable lover in most aspects but this is one of few things he doesn't budge on. Part and parcel of being a God's beloved, I'm afraid. D'aw, you want to grow old and die? Sure he'll let you. Aren't you cute. Just don't pay attention to how wrinkles never form on your skin. I'm sure it's nothing.
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llamagoddessofficial · 3 months ago
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Hey llama been going through a rough patch with recovering. Could you maybe do a lil story/head cannons on how the boys would comfort reader?
I wasn't sure which boys you meant, but I've covered the Aggre boys comforting a few times, so here's how the bad guys would comfort you when you're having a hard time.
Horror will appeal to the small, flighty animal inside you. The one that wants to be wrapped up tight, given food, hidden away somewhere safe and dark and warm and quiet. It doesn't care if it's snuggled in the arms of a bear, because that's your bear, and his breathing is deep and slow and he smells like waxy fur and dry autumn. He'll look after your little animal - he'll look after you. He'll put snacks in your hands, put a huge blanket around you, and cuddle you into his lap. You can just put your head on his chest. He struggles with many things... but comforting is not one of them.
Dust is comforting like an oversized hoodie. The kind that smells like someone you love, covering your hands and almost reaching your knees, old and pilling but the inside is still soft. He can't talk you through it, he doesn't have the words, he can't tell you it'll be okay, because how could he know? Telling you 'it'll be fine' is not his call to make. But he can sit with you while you cry, and stay no matter what. He can lay in bed next to you and threads his fingers with yours while the TV fills the silence. And if you don't mind the tickling in the back of your nose, he'll lend you any one of his hoodies you like.
Killer will chase your smile. He'll really, really try - it's not his usual 'cheering', the sharp carelessness you've come to associate with him. There's a gentleness, a pleading sincerity to him, he remembers details about you you never would've expected him to pick up. He gently broaches all the subjects he knows you're interested in to see if they'll get you chatting, he fields distracting activities like videogames and movies you love, he offers foods and drinks he knows you crave when you're lonely, anything to get you to stop frowning. Maybe it's not all the things he offers that cheer you up, in the end. Maybe it's the glimpse into just how deeply and honestly he cares. When he does finally get that smile, you'll get the reward of two pearly while eyelights staring back at you in relief.
Nightmare could be comforting to you. You'd have to give in to him completely. You'd have to trust him, close your eyes and let him in. Are you prepared for that? He won't blame you, if you aren't, he won't resent you for seeking out the others instead. But if you're willing to put your Soul in his hands... suffering is a tapestry he's intimately familiar with. He knows the importance of letting pain pass through. There's no comfort like him. The comfort of resting at the bottom of a deep ocean, the comfort of sleeping in a beast's jaws, the comfort of drifting in space. The comfort of turning everything off. The comfort of something huge and dark and unearthly holding you in its palms, and telling you it's okay to rest for a little while. You'll wake up with wet cheeks, feeling like an enormous weight has left your shoulders. And Nightmare will be eternally grateful for finally, just once, being allowed to do what he was made to do.
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llamagoddessofficial · 4 months ago
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Can we get some Horror fae headcannons? I'm twiddling my thumbs and waiting for the big boyo to appear while I lose myself in your fae realms
Goodness, do try not to get lost. Though if you do get lost, he's certainly the one for you.
Quite similar to his non-fae self, really. Quiet, large, wild, bloodthirsty when required but completely unafraid to show his soft side to those he loves.
He does have a bit of a... 'reputation', in both realms. A reputation for being a frightening beast that you do not want to encounter out in the wastes.
Apparently, he did something unspeakable in Summer - banished from that court, he found himself immediately warmly welcomed into Nightmare's fray. He was one of the first of the Winter court.
He and Nightmare aren't exactly "friends", in the way Nightmare and Killer almost seem to be. But there's a certain degree of trust between Horror and Nightmare that just isn't there with anyone else. A level of mutual, unspoken understanding. They rarely talk to one another, but somehow, they seem to know each other very well.
(There seems to be some truth to the Summer rumours, given his absolute visceral hatred of even the word.)
Living in Nightmare's court means Horror has ample food. People are still scared of him, though.
Big fuzzy guy!! His wings are the biggest and softest out of anyone's; cuddling him will be like hiding in the thickest blanket imaginable. If you sit on his lap, you can pull his wings over you and fall asleep snuggled up like that. Rest assured, if you do that, you will never meet a happier skeleton.
Tricking you simply does not cross his mind. He's too slow with words for that kind of nonsense. If he wants to keep you forever, why does he need to steal your name? He'll just bake you the best pie you've ever had, that'll do it.
Or chase you down when you run. That works too.
Not good at telling you he likes you. He can show love just fine - gestures of devotion are part and parcel of who he is. But when it comes to the talking side of romance? An absolute wreck.
Killer helps. "hey, my buddy over there thinks you're cute," [points to the enormous shaking & sweating anxious monster who's unsuccessfully trying to hide behind a candelabra]
He tends to disappear for several days in a row, to go on long treks through the snow. They clear his mind. He probably knows the realm better than anyone alive. He would really like it if you came with, making you the first person to ever be invited along, but he doesn't mind if you don't want to go. He doesn't expect everyone to be interested in multi-day snow hikes.
(You could sit on his shoulders the whole way, though. In case that changes your mind. He'd also show you untouched natural wonders beyond comprehension. And he packs snacks)
His love language is bringing food back for you from his 'trips'. Baked salmon from the ice rivers, steaks of venison from the winter forests, slow-cooked rabbit from the plains, and on rare occasions bear stew from the mountains. If you're vegetarian it'd be good to tell him immediately because this will become a pattern.
He also likes making furs into clothes for you. For someone who struggles with shaking hands, he's surprisingly good with a needle and thread.
You'll never be cold, when he's around. And you'll never sleep alone.
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