#llamagines

[llamagoddessofficial]

If the fey boys ask for my pronouns and I give it to them, does that mean they have my gender now? Can they give it back please? I need it for my school project

Sans:

Mc:

Sans:

Mc: Give me my fucking pronouns back you asshole

Sans: if you wish to return to she, you must give me kisses three

[leafwateraddict]

Might as well post this considering I most likely wont find the motivation to finish it-

Semi-old comic of the dca boy by @llamagoddessofficial

[j3lly-fuss0]

This is my first and probably (probably) last post on tumblr (idk how to use it)

One question

How the hell do I ask someone out to prom even though we haven't talked since 9th grade???

(We're both in 12th grade now)

Like.... He's cute and I like him. He's quiet. And a liiiittleeee fugly but I like them like them😔(don't judge me) and his personality is nice.

We were kind of friends in ninth grade and I had a crush on him(still do, the feelings came back and hit me like a freight train🚂🚋🚃🚋🚃🚋🚃)

He came up and started talking to me first because he saw me drawing on the board in my algebra class. And from then he would always come up and playfully tap me on my shoulder and run away and I would tap him on his shoulder and run away vice versa.

Then one day he just stopped doing it????🤧

I never confronted him about why he stopped because I thought I did something wrong and idk we just never spoke to each other again. I didn't know how to approach him (I'm terrible at communicating)

Now I've grown up from my crusty 9th grade self and my feelings have returned 10 fold and I want to get to know him more

BUT EVERYTIME I MAKE EYE CONTACT OR SEE HIM I IMMEDIATELY LOOK AWAY!!!?????!

I LITERALLY JUST FREEZE AND EVERYTHING GOES BLANK

And everytime he sees me he looks away😔

My friends keep urging me to talk to him and ask him to be his friend or compliment him, but he keeps running away when i get close (I think he may be deliberately avoiding me...I may be over analyzing it🧐)

I really want to talk to him but I just don't know what to say.

I almost never see him in the halls and I don't know where he usually hangs out. And his friends he used to hang out with doesn't hang out with him anymore (idk why) so I can't ask them about him sighhhhhhhhh

And now prom is coming and i want to ask him to prom, but I wanna be his friend first.

[llamagoddessofficial]

I need to explain to everyone why this is amazing and why I loved it so much when aka made it for me

It's clear from the colour each boy is drawn with that Skull used a black pen, Red used a red pen, and Sans used a blue pen. We can therefore deduce which guy drew what, and when. Which leads to the following chain of events;

Skull went first, he probably had the date written down months in advance. He was definitely hoping to be first to give a birthday card. He wrote 'will you marry me', drew the little stick figure, and drew himself with a ring (very well I might add).

Red went next. He most likely saw the card, and took a minute to talk Skull down from proposing twice in the same image. He crossed out 'will you marry me', drew himself, and added the 'let's bone' as a joke/a way to make Skull's proposal seem less serious. He may have lent Skull his pen so Skull could colour in his eye.

Sans went last. I think he saw what they were doing, then the three of them fought over the card. Red and Skull took their last moments with the card to write insults to Sans. Sans then confiscated it.

Sans tried to erase Red's 'fuck', and realised it was too hard to erase the pen. So he just scribbled out everything else he didn't like. He drew himself, added a more appropriate birthday message, and drew a cake over top of the ring.

Sans drew the cake. The fact that Red is on fire in the same colour as the candle on the cake shows Sans is the one who set him on fire.

Overall, this is 100/10 storytelling. Skull goes first, goes way too hard and too intense with the feelings. Red helps his bro Skull out, tempering his crazy a bit, but he also can't help but be silly and adds something inappropriate. Sans sweeps in and does his best to clean things up, whilst also putting the other two in their places.

Some other cute details; Skull didn't draw his head crack because he doesn't like it. Orange being Sans' colour gives away that he set Red on fire - but it's also been used to colour the little stick figure's hair. Which means even though Sans scribbled over Skull and Red's other stuff... he still quietly took the time to 'colour' Skull's sketch for him.

Help im crying laughing

i made this as part of my bday gift to @llamagoddessofficial some years ago and 😭 😭 😭

The environmental storytelling

[rhodophoria]

🌹 Expanded UTMV Tag List 🌹

Catch-all Undertale/Multiverse Tag

(Undertale)

sans | papyrus | toriel | asgore | undyne | alphys | flowey / asriel | frisk | chara | mettaton | napstablook | grillby | gaster

(UnderFell)

fell sans | fell papyrus

(UnderSwap)

swap sans | blueberry | swap papyrus

(SwapFell/FellSwap)

sf/fs sans | sf/fs papyrus

(HorrorTale)

horror sans | horror papyrus

(DreamTale)

nightmare | dream | shattered!dream | swap!dream | swap!nightmare | apple twins

(Multiverse)

bad sanses | star sanses killer | dust | dust!papyrus | cross | strike!cross error ink fresh geno | fatal!error echotale/gaster sans farmtale sans underlust sans outertale sans | outertale pap dance sans reaper sans mafiafell sans mythics (sirens, lamia, etc.) bitties babybones (baby skeles)

(Misc Related)

spookyflavor's sirentale comic golden palace cyoa underverse llamagines

[mspurpl3]

Okey so I was re-reading #llamagines and as I was scrolling I found this

and I had sudden wave of motivation to draw my version of zombie MC (before-after) so here it is :▷

my version of MC side by side + close ups (and details) <3

also ignore the funky hair I can't even draw hair to safe my life TvT

@llamagoddessofficial I hope u like it, ur one of my most fav writers ;v; (sry for tag)

[llamagoddessofficial]

Ok ok ok. Bear with me. aka-indulgence indulged (lol) my whims too much and kept giving me good ideas. Now my mind is whirring.

Bad guys Mafia AU, where Nightmare is the big boss, as per usual. However... secretly, Nightmare has been going undercover in the police force, using his shapeshifting powers to pose as a softspoken by-the-book skeleton monster who likes paperwork and does what he's told. He's VERY deep undercover, quietly working his way up the internal ranks, giving himself access to more and more important information like evidence and arrest records. 'Eos' (thank you @owl-bones for being great with names) is boring, hard working, devoted to his 9-5 desk job. Eos hates conflict and action and doesn't even know how to turn off the safety on a gun. Eos is so non-confrontational people barely remember his name or that he's there. Eos goes totally under the radar.

... Then, while undercover... he meets you. A plucky assistant, with big dreams of being a detective. He's suddenly unexpectedly smitten. Despite the 'boring' persona he's put on, he finds his affections clearly returned. You and Eos start up an extremely cute will-they-won't-they, an adorable office romance where the two of you gradually open up to each other. He finds out about your passion for bringing the rich and powerful to justice. You find out about his love of classical music.

Of course, in the meantime, you're trying to investigate this big scary 'Nightmare' guy. Perhaps you even sneak your way into one of his functions, much to Eos' dismay, determined to dig up dirt and bring down the unjust elite. Perhaps you end up having a one-on-one conversation with Nightmare... where you discover that (to your horror) Nightmare is clearly attracted to you. Even worse - you're attracted to him. The two of you have incredible chemistry like nothing you've ever felt. Nightmare is dangerous, seductive, evil, but you absolutely can't get enough of him. He's everything you tell yourself you're not allowed to want.

For you, it's a dramatic life-or-death love triangle. You're trapped between two sides of yourself; there's the safe and loving but 'boring' Eos, who represents a steady but unglamorous future. And then there's Nightmare, wealth and power, the monster that brings out the side of you no one else can. Eos loves you, but Nightmare knows you.

Nightmare? He's having the time of his life. He's found someone who loves him in all his forms, old and new. He gets the best of both worlds. Now, to find a way to bring you into the fold...

[leafwateraddict]

Hh

Okay okay so I had to put in my two cents. I blame you @llamagoddessofficial. I am weak for Goddess Hades.

bonus: Hades without her cute little wife

[llamagoddessofficial]

Could you please give us some Bog God Skull fun facts? 🥺 Also… how can one swoon this bog boi?

~BOG GOD SKULL FUN FACTS~

His favourite food is honeycakes. He hasn't had them in a while.

Sometimes, when he isn't patrolling or sleeping in his den, he likes to find a deep section of water in his marsh and just... wallow.

Though he doesn't like people, he does like the sound of talking.

Birds will occasionally nest in his antlers. When they do, he tends to settle down for a little while, until the chicks fledge. It's nice to have the company.

The plants that grow on his body are small, and seem plain, but upon closer inspection they are ancient species that are have often been long extinct. Little ferns and patches of moss, the occasional tiny flower. Leaves that haven't seen the sky in eons.

He sneezes when he's excited

Skull will avoid the husks of old trees, that scatter the dead bog. It's one of the few ways a hunted human might evade him. The dead trees bring back painful memories of his old home- he can't bring himself to knock them down, but he can't bring himself to look too long either. Tuck yourself close enough to a dead tree while being chased, and he might just leave you be.

You can actually tell how Skull feels about you based on the insects you encounter in the bog. Mosquitoes and gadflies indicate the simmering hate he generally feels for all humans. Non-stinging gnats- neutral feelings, you're a bit better than the others. Dragonflies and crickets... hey, he might have started to actually like you. 'Pretty' insects near you, like damselflies, butterflies and beetles? Woah, you definitely got yourself an admirer, he's showing off. And if any of them land on you that's a sure sign he wants your attention. ... If you're encountering birds, small mammals, or amphibians... be careful. You have a husband now.

Now... as for wooing him...

He's shy, when he catches feelings. He can look a bit spooky, hiding nearby in the fog... but try to remember, he's hiding, not hunting. You're a pretty human and it makes him nervous.

Though nothing planted by human hands can survive on his land, he'll still like it if you do try to plant something. It soothes his ancient anger, somewhat, to see that there are humans who are nothing like their ancestors. Attempting to plant things is a good way to gain his affections.

If you've already tried planting something, and it dies, you might find other things growing in the dead plant's place. Boggy flowers and shrubs, well suited to the area... thriving in the spot you made.

(He put those there. The prettier the plant, the more he likes you.)

A better way to gain his affections, though, is food offerings. Leave them anywhere in the bog, he'll find them. Remember, his favourite is honeycakes- though he likes anything baked, soft or sweet. If you're baking for him, it's best to stick to older and simpler recipes; newer looking things might confuse him.

Try singing, while you walk through the bog. Or just talk to yourself. As mentioned before, he likes the sounds of people, and he likes the sound of a pretty human singing even more.

Don't turn around, if you hear him following you from a distance. He's just taken an interest. Keep walking- there's a reason he's hanging back.

It's okay to pick up the pace if you're nervous, but don't run. It hurts his feelings.

Showing appreciation for his bog will woo him, too. Enthusiasm about the plants and animals is especially effective. If you can find beauty in such a 'horrible' thing, he might welcome you into parts of his home nobody has ever seen before.

... He can get childish, when in love. Age doesn't necessarily equal wisdom. Try not to travel through the bog with other people, he gets jealous and cranky. Your friends will be swatting away clouds of aggressive flies.

[llamagoddessofficial]

So I saw these tags on one of your imagines about Skull

And now I would like the full story about that presentation please.

Despite several people telling him it probably wasn't a good idea, Skull decided to make you a powerpoint on what he'd bring to the table as a potential husband. Though no one could talk him out of it, he was talked into waiting at least a year before showing it to you. Giving someone a presentation on why they should marry you only a month after you've met them probably wouldn't go down great.

Some of the (excellent, if you ask me) points he brought up;

Height. He can reach things on very high shelves. If you want to go to a concert he can put you on his shoulders and you'll be able to see everything. If it's windy he can be your windbreak!

Strength. He can easily lift heavy things, you'll never strain to carry stuff again. Can carry all the groceries, all your bags, and you! If you want to move house in the future it will be very easy, don't have to pay for a moving company.

Loving. Every day with you is his favourite day and nothing brings him more joy than simply being around you.

Very self-sufficient. He repairs clothes and knits his own, he can hunt and forage, if the apocalypse ever happens you won't just survive with him; you'll thrive. He wants to start a garden for you and grow his own veg... you won't have to pay for groceries anymore.

A great long term investment. As mentioned before, he'll save you so much money over time.

Loves providing. He will cook for you multiple times a day every day, because that's his joy, his way of showing love. Happy to take recipe requests, anything you like or are craving in the moment.

Takes pride in a cosy/clean home. Will clean up after himself, unlike certain other skeletons, and will keep the place warm and comfy.

Loves animals, great with pets. Cats love him. He's not sure why but he's putting it down as a husband qualification anyway because he did research on humans and apparently disliking cats/dogs is a 'red flag'

Speaking of dogs; scary dog privileges for the rest of your life. You can go anywhere you like, at any time of day, because when he's with you no one will approach you or talk to you. You can rest easy knowing that if anyone breaks into the home, they'll soon realise their only objective is surviving long enough to get out

Purrs when you're around. Built-in massage chair whenever you need it.

[llamagoddessofficial]

Would potato Sans say puns during the whole trip? XD

That’s the thing... potato Sans is like a different person entirely. Kinder and funnier, more emotional, because being plugged into core changes you... it makes you stricter, colder, although you have access to the whole facility you have to obey its rules (like testing and not helping the test subjects). You become more of a machine.

But being a potato? He literally doesn’t have enough energy for self control. He can’t censor himself, or think hard enough to stop what he’s going to say before it comes out. The true personality of Sans starts to leak out, bit by bit, now that it’s not being choked by the lab system...

“You’re really not helping me get around, you know.”

“i’m just a spec-tater.”

“... What?”

“...”

“Did you just make a pun?”

“no.”

“You absolutely did-”

“oh no, potato is short-circuiting, i can’t talk.”

“Sans, your light is still on.”

“beep beep boop, bzzzt,”

[llamagoddessofficial]

What are some ways the Mafia crew would try to further woo their dearest love? And in return, what ways could we further endear ourselves to them?

Scary spooky mafia guys...... trying their hardest to woo a pretty human. AGH it hits all the notes!!!!

Horror gets overwhelmed. You make him so happy, so fuzzy, so warm - but he doesn't believe he can 'woo' you. Not when he can't bear his own reflection, not when even his Dust and Killer consider him violent and frightening. Horror believes his affection for you is his only redeeming quality. He doesn't think you'll like him, but he literally can't stop himself from trying, so when he has his heart set on you his methods are... surprisingly slow and tentative. Especially considering how mercurial he usually is. He brings you flowers that made him think of you, he makes you food, he pores over his brother's dating manual and panics when something happens that he hasn't read about. He's nervous to even hold your hand in case he scares you; the other skeletons are so handsome and eloquent and flirtatious, how could he ever compare? If he frightens you off, he'll never get you back. He has to be gentle.

How could you endear yourself to Horror? Tell him how handsome he is. Tell him how often he's charming without realising. Compliment his cooking. It really won't be that hard, he's already head over heels, but hearing that you like him means so much.

Dust... does not struggle with wooing. Sorry Horror. Dust is frightening, certainly, but his quietness gives him an undeniable magnetism. Like a wolf - sure, you can see his sharp teeth when he smiles, you can see the moonlight flash in his empty eyes. But when he draws close... you can't help but want to move nearer, and touch his soft, silver pelt. Compared to the other three, his romancing is much more underhanded, more about you than grand gestures toward you - which can honestly be a relief when you're being pursued by such big personalities. He turns on the charm, talks quietly and sweetly, stands just a little too close to be platonic, rents your favourite movie when you're down, and (most importantly) positioning himself as your friend and confidant against the other bad guys. He clearly doesn't want to be involved with them, and it's easier to keep you close if you trust him more.

Dust is won over by sincere affection and compliments. For all that looming and flirting, he sure does fall apart quickly when you look right into his eyelights and tell him you like having him around. At that point, he's all yours.

Killer firmly believes that if he can make you laugh, he can make you love him. It's all about getting those giggles, baby. Whatever kind of jokes you like is the kind he tells, he's impressively quick on the draw and never runs out of material, on occasion you may have to ask him to stop joking because your cheeks and abdomen hurt from laughing. He's careful not to be too much... he knows when to be bombastic, when to just be a bit silly and teasing, and when to offer a shoulder to lean on because you're not in the mood. His romantic side is obviously going to be in full force - bouquets, sweets, cards, dates - but his number one wooing technique is getting you to smile. The world you've been unwillingly dragged into can be truly terrifying, and even with the skeletons surrounding you, you'll no doubt feel the nerves and pressure. Killer's humour is a welcome distraction.

It's... hard to tell what endears you to Killer. Honestly, it's hard to tell what Killer is ever thinking. How do you know what's real affection, and what's just a way of making you feel comfortable around him? How can you tell when he's not acting anymore? Though, if you look at how hard he's working every single day to make you that little bit happier... maybe it's not possible to be any more dear to him than you already are.

Nightmare likes to throw his money around. He has an incredible skill for catching when you really like something, reading your face for even the subtlest shine in your eyes, and no matter how much you try to cover your reactions he will catch when you want something and buy it for you. ... But that's not his only wooing trick. Nightmare is, to most people, a violent and unpleasant man who lets his temper take him wherever it pleases. But once he understands his feelings for you and fully commits to romance, he's charming. Lethally charming. He was raised a prince, after all, Dream isn't the only one who has a way with words. You'll start a simple conversation with him, and then you blink and you're sitting on his desk in his study telling him things you've never told anyone. You'll go to him specifically trying not to be swayed - and then when you snap back to reality the two of you are sharing a very luxurious bottle of wine in his room and you've just agreed to be his plus one to a gala this weekend. After all, if he wants to buy you another eye-wateringly expensive necklace, he's going to have to convince you to try some on first.

Nightmare appreciates any attempt to get to know him. His whole life, he's felt like he's living in Dream's shadow, so when you try to actually understand and learn about Nightmare he gets as flattered as he does flustered. Find out about his favourite painters and musicians, read his favourite books, ask him about himself. No one ever has before.

[llamagoddessofficial]

How would the communal tank react to having baby mer MC removed from the tank? Would they have to return MC for the sirens and staffs safety?

Unless they managed to somehow sedate and quarantine all three sirens at once, it's pretty much impossible to get her out. Sans understands how the removal process works and fucks with any equipment by breaching and dragging/breaking things, Red will force them to keep their distance by charging and mauling (and will make quick work of anyone Sans manages to pull close to the edge)... they entrust Skull with hiding deep in his cave with Mc but if need be, he swaps out with Sans because his prehensile tentacles make it easier for him to break important equipment or drag in multiple personnel, like a kraken.

They're all working as hard as they possibly can to keep her in there with them. And unlike their previous resistances to staff intervention... they're all working together.

[llamagoddessofficial]

bad sanses… as girls!????? 😳

BAD GIRLS???

Horror appears less unstable. She's a little taller than regular Horror. She comes across as calmer, a touch more aware and alert, you can clearly tell she's taking in everything around her. She snaps far less often - she lets slide things our Horror would never let slide. But this false 'calm' is because this Horror only attacks when she 100% means to kill. She doesn't bluff. She silently waits, watching until someone crosses the final line... and when they do, she's far more aggressive, going for the kill. Our Horror snaps more often, but is easier to sway out of his rage... this Horror? Once she's decided she wants to kill there's nothing that can get in her way.

She's not quite as cuddly, but she fixates much faster on people she loves. It doesn't take her long to decide whether you're one of 'her people' or not. And if you are, you're not going anywhere.

Dust really has no visible difference. Dust is so disconnected from herself, thanks to her overwhelming LV, that there's not really much of a person left. Her friendship with Horror is the same, her tolerance of Killer's antics is the same, her dislike of her current position is the same - and her feelings for you are the same. If our Dust and this Dust met, you honestly wouldn't be able to tell them apart at a glance.

The only real difference is that she prefers menthol cigarettes. It gives her a strange scent, bitter and light, and a dry mintiness to her kisses.

Killer is a girl's girl. And more flirty, if that's somehow even possible. She's very touchy, always leaning on you, nudging you for attention, coming up behind you and resting her arms on your shoulders. She wants to do your makeup, swap outfits, paint your nails... if you're not careful you'll find yourself sitting between her legs while she does your hair. For someone with no hair, she's surprisingly good at hairstyles, and you may even find yourself coming back to her asking her to recreate something.

She's more openly jealous than our Killer, getting visibly irritated far faster by people taking up your time. She's also more open about her possessiveness - she's quick to drag you over to her when her spot in your heart feels threatened. But honestly? The toxicity might be worth it. She makes your hair look so good.

Nightmare enjoys using humans as chew toys. She thinks it's hilarious that she can get such easy access to someone's mind just by virtue of looking 'feminine' - though she wouldn't actually touch most humans with a ten foot pole she very much enjoys the process of invading someone's sleep and watching their terror as what they thought would be a very pleasant dream turns into a nightmare. Bit of female spider imagery going on.

She's just as proud, just as cold and arrogant, just as determined to be treated like a God. Hates her 'dear sister' just as much. Her major difference is that she's much weaker to flattery. She wants to be feared, but she also wants to be worshipped; she spares those who grovel deep enough, or address her appropriately reverent names. She loves being compared favourably to Dream.

Who knows. If you've got a silver tongue she particularly likes, she might just take you with her to hear more.

[llamagoddessofficial]

In the security breach au how do they keep her safe and such? Do they play with her or do they just hide in a corner away from hit?

Sans: He usually walks around with her like a parent, holding her hand and such, but if Hit shows up Sans' gut reaction is to quickly hide her in his chest cavity. When she's there he doesn't have to get nervous about her being caught unattended, and he can walk right past the clueless security guard without a second glance (so long as she stays still and quiet).

Red: He carries her wherever he can. Although he's not as physically clingy as Sans he still shadows her whenever possible, desperate to make sure he can whisk her out of danger... on his shoulders is one of her favourite places to be, she's so tall! Their main aim is to get her out before/at 6am, and if he's carrying her he can literally just RUN when they see danger, making terrible loud noises to distract people from the little bundle in his arms.

Skull: Of course he plays with her. He couldn't not play with her. Not playing with her is like asking him to cut his face off.

And... as far as protecting her? He'd just attack the threat. He gets so wrapped up in potentially hurting her by pulling her close or putting her in his chest... best to use the worst parts of himself to defend her.

[llamagoddessofficial]

Bad sanses fave petnames/terms of endearment…?

Horror's mood can actually be gauged based on what pet names he uses for you. He has his favourites - pumpkin, lambchop, and cupcake - and he cycles between them accordingly. He tends toward lamb when he's agitated (which is most of the time), cupcake when he's calm, and pumpkin when he's sleepy or extra lovestruck. Pumpkin is always a good sign.

Pet names are a rare thing from Dust. Considering words are rare too. But when he does speak, he doesn't play games, and he picks terms of endearment that leave absolutely no doubt about how he feels for you. Beautiful is his favourite.

Killer loves cats, and he loves you. So why wouldn't he give you cat pet names? Kitten, kitty, softpaws... tiger, if you're mad at him. His favourite is whichever one you dislike most, because the look on your face is half the joy. Being put on the same level as his favourite creatures is high praise indeed.

Nightmare, as always, prefers the classics. Darling, dearest, love, my heart, anything you could imagine hearing in a black and white romance movie. He's particularly fond of 'pet'.