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arkangelo-7 · 1 month ago

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All I can think about right now is how fucking hilarious would it be if Wayne Manor was haunted. Because there is no way that Bruce “I Don’t Fuck With Magic” Wayne would tolerate that shit. He’d see the ghost of one of his ancestors wandering around the gardens at night and would just absolutely lose his mind—he’d hire the Ghostbusters or some shit to come deal with it because like hell is he touching anything vaguely supernatural with a ten foot pole. And you know he’s start making house calls to all the Justice League magic users the moment he catches sight of a creepy doll laying in the middle of the hallway or something like that. My man Bruce Wayne will absolutely not fuck with a haunted Wayne Manor and will do anything in his power to get someone else to deal with that shit for him.

#I bet all his kids find it so funny how the big bad batman will go absolutely bonkers the moment he senses anything magical or supernatural #at one point the try to play a prank on him by making it look like one of the manor’s paintings is possessed but Bruce just goes ham #like he makes them evaluate the premises for like two months while he tracks down Zatana to get her to deal with it and the batkids are too #embarrsssed to admit that it’s them #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #batfamily headcannons #bruce Wayne hates magic #bruce wayne headcanon #bruce wayne and dick grayson #batdad #batman family #batman comics

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