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(answering from this set of questions here)
2. do you plan each chapter ahead or write as you go? I already answered this question here, but the short answer is both, haha đ
. I am a very chaotic writer.
I will say though, the farther I get into writing to eden, the more I have planned for each chapter moving forward. In the beginning I had very little plans for the story and more of a vague idea, which gave me a lot of room to figure out exactly what I wanted to story to be and now I have a much clearer trajectory of where I am taking things. But even knowing that, I still technically only have a basic outline set up for the next 5 chapters or so (which puts us post-confession near the end of act 2)! Once I post the confession chapter, I definitely need to sit down and think about how to move towards act 3 for sure (though I've definitely already been thinking about it in my mind) đ
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19. what is the most used tag on your ao3? I think it is a 3-way tie between 'Porn with Feelings', 'Soft Dom Astarion', and 'PWP' hahaha
29. what's your revision or editing process like? absolute chaos. Every chapter and fic is different during editing, of course, but I am very much NOT an organized person in any facet of my existence, and this extends to editingâš. I do a lot of rereads, change wording around, change it back, etc. The one thing I do in every WIP though is use the color red to designate something that needs attention, so it serves as a clear visual marker of 'hey something about this word/phrase/paragraph is off and needs a little more TLC'. I also utilize this while writing as a way to say âI like this idea but the English is not flowing and I canât find the exact wordsâ so I can know to go back to that concept and flesh it out when the English DOES decide to flow again. I also like doing this because it means when I'm done editing, I get to see a word doc without ANY red which is a great feeling!
37. how do you choose where to end a chapter? straight vibes đ. but honestly I never really know if I'm ending on the right thing, I just attempt to close stuff where it feels like a natural conclusion--like someone leaves, someone has a thought that ends, and so on so forth. (there's lots of leaving tents in to eden, ok? it's a thing.)
40. if someone were to make fanart of your work, what fic or scene would you hope to see? ooooooh certainly something from to eden, but I have no idea what scene? I think I'd be happy with any of them, honestly.
47. how many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting? a million? a billion? it's an infinite number. all I know is that once my eyes start to cross and my head gets fuzzy when I'm reading over it and any obvious mistakes are gone, it's probably time to post.
57. do you prefer editing as you write, or waiting until it's finished? Either, really! I edit when I am having a not-so-great writing day typically so I can feel like I am at least achieving something! But in general, the bulk of my editing does happen at the end. But really itâs whatever suites my brain at that moment.
59. does anyone in your personal life know you write fic? If not, would you tell anyone? Aside from my husband, no! Family members know that I do write though, but I just tell them I am "writing fantasy stories for fun", which seems to appease them. I would probably tell someone I felt close to that UNDERSTOOD it, but I don't actually know anyone IRL who writes/reads fanfic believe it or not.
#i am an agent of chaos when it comes to writing/drafting/editing#some of my WIPs look like a battle ground#stray paragraphs here#half-baked ideas there#I am a mess and yet I will always manage to pull it together in the end#somehow đ« #verbenaa answers things!
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament đ that's three sacraments in a row you've missed đ đ đ
#girl i thought we were doing group costumes#do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves#that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care#you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY#just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now
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imagine one of those country songs that's all "no more women I'm in love with my truck" but as the song progresses it becomes increasingly clear that the lyrics are describing a literal gay relationship with Optimus Prime
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let me paint you a picture
Vecna is dead. The Upside Down is gone. A thing of the past, really. Except... it's not, of course it's not. Enough time goes by for things to start settling down. But. There's always a but.
Steve disappears and no one notices. But not because no one cared. It's not the case of Steve the Rich Jock. Of Steve the Friendless. Of Steve with Big House and No Parents.
No one notices because no one remembers him ever existing.
Robin feels like a part of her is missing, like there's an itch she can't quite scratch. Her shifts at the bookstore that she owns seem dull and her eyes keep sliding over to the doors like she's waiting for someone to enter. Her flat feels cold. There's an empty room across the hall.
There's a guy Eddie's kissing in the back alley and it makes him feel nothing at all. There's an S tattoed on his hip. He doesn't remember getting it. He must've been drunk. Or high. He keeps wondering why he stayed so close to Hawkins despite all the trouble it brought him. Must've been Wayne, even though his uncle has more than once declared himself ready to move on.
Dustin mourns an older brother he never had. He stylizes his hair but can't remember where he learnt it from when Suzie asks. The Scoops Troops has always been three people; him, and Erica, and Robin, but no, that doesn't sound right. How would they get past that one guard? And those demodogs in '84? Jonathan? Nancy? They were busy with Will, weren't they?
Nancy hates pools. She can't remember why. There was a party of some sort and Barb...Barb got sucked into the Hell that lives and breathes under Hawkins. But...why would they go to a party in the first place? It makes no sense.
And so on, and so on.
Until, one day, Eddie and Robin stumble upon an abondanoed car in the middle of a forgotten road by the forrest. Keys still inside. And a bat full of nails on the driver's seat.
#steddie#stobin#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#st#i offer you tonight a half-baked idea that's been rattling around my school#it's just an excuse to write the party losing their collective mind while obsessing over a thing they don't remember but know is missing#anyway g'night
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[tma au] hey remember when this whole thing actually revolved around the dread powers like the source material. yeah me neither
#bird and a storm au#although âif anyone has any questions id be happy to try and answer#i have a few half baked ideas#solidaritygaming#solidaritygaming fanart#tangotek#tangotek fanart#rancher duo#team rancher#artwork
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fic wherein some of the TOS crew is being questioned by an entity who seems to think that the best way to take (and keep) control of the enterprise is to ensure Kirk's cooperation by figuring out which girl he's in love with and using her as collateral. The entity has got a truth compulsion thing on Kirk and keeps asking him things, forcing Kirk to answer, but... well.
ENTITY: You're in love with a woman. Who is she?
KIRK: I'm not.
ENTITY: Sure you are. You're James T. Kirk. You're always in love with a woman. Fine, if you won't answer that, then who's the most beautiful woman on the Enterprise?
KIRK: There are many beautiful women in my crew. I don't know if I could pick a most beautiful, though. I don't think about that when we're working. I'm their captain; it would be inappropriate.
ENTITY: Give me a real answer! It's a simple question! Who's the most beautiful person on-
KIRK, INTERRUPTING: Spock.
ENTITY: ... what?
KIRK, BLUSHING: Uhm. isaidspock.
#the confused entity makes the mistake of asking why and a mortified kirk is compelled into a LONG explanation of spock's many appeals#uhura is in the corner eating popcorn as she watches poor kirk forced into waxing poetic about spock's cheekbones#chekov did not know that there were so many ways to compliment someone's eyes. he's taking notes.#o course the longest section isn't even about spock's physical appearance it's about his scientific curiosity (which kirk is enamored with)#beginner mistakes on the entity's part: never use gendered language if you aren't certain#extremely half baked fic ideas#free to a good home#star trek#tos#star trek tos#spirk#james t kirk#jim kirk#spock#fic ideas#this one is silly
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This might be a half-baked theory, but I wonder how much of the "think of the children!!" ideals that are almost... aimed at women rely on the idea of women as Forever Children.
What I notice is that a lot of these ideas of corruption in youth are feminized in a way that evokes motherhood, but I also notice that many people blur the lines between women or anybody forced into or expected to be women and children so that they are as one.
#politics#feminism#the idea of women being essentially children with the bodies of adult is something that's age-old#but i notice it still as something that's... subtler sometimes#such as the 'think of the children!' for the ~case~ of trans people existing i sometimes notice that people...#...subtly start including women in that 'think of the children!!!!!!!' line and it makes me wonder...#...if people see women and children as functionally the same...#again maybe this is half-baked or i think too much about this but. hm. yknow.#alright i guess... back to doing my crochet project and playing video games instead of studying đ
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Tbh Iâm not normally into threesome ships butâŠimagine being shared between Yan!Aventurine and Yan!Dr. Ratio who are already in a couple.
Despite all their banter and bickering, theyâve always been happy together, but the day they meet youâŠthe two men meet each otherâs eyes with a silent understanding. Youâre the missing equation, the last card to complete the deck.
Good luck trying to get out in one piece.
#THIS IS A HALF BAKED IDEA#im still figuring out my ideas for a full fic#but I wanted to throw this out there bc I have a mild obsession with these two lately#yandere honkai star rail#yandere hsr#yandere aventurine#yandere dr ratio
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If your taking requests, I liked to see your sonic and tails if they were closer to their actual animal size difference.
January 9 2024
Doodle Request #5!
You have no idea what you've done. This doodle request has made me spiral into making my own self indulgent au.
I've never more times in my life used 'cause I want to' as an excuse for something. This entire au is just self indulgent fluff. At first, I looked at the request and went 'oh, they probably don't realize how small hedgehogs are or how big baby foxes are.' and then I was like 'okay, but Mobian'. AND THEN I was like 'okay, but it'd be funny if Sonic was like- almost an adult in this drawing.' and it just spiraled into this. I want to make so many more doodles of this au FUCK.
So everything isn't set in stone yet, aside form their ages I think.
Amy is 19, she's studying to become a teacher. She works at a daycare.
Sonic is 22, he picks up odd jobs where ever he travels in his van.
Tails is 8, he also picks up odd jobs, but more mechanically centered ones (and way less jobs because Sonic will not allow the kit to overwork himself).
Knuckles is 23, he guards the Master Emerald still, but he also is a pro at arts and crafts (mostly pottery).
I know I wrote 'plane' in the doodles (if you can even read them, my handwriting is a nightmare there), but I was originally thinking van that Tails later modifies into a plane-van combo.
Do they have powers? Yes. Because I want them to. Are there magical gemstones? Yes. Because I want there to. Is Eggman trying to take over the world? Eh, I don't think so. I like chill vibes, plus how is Sonic gonna beat up a Motobug if he isn't even as tall as the tire? Why are they wearing clothes? Because I want them to! Why is everyone but Tails aged up? BECAUSE I WANT THEM TO (and it's funny to me).
Sonic and Tails live in a van (that he stole) and travel around. Sure, Sonic has super speed (he's not afraid of showing it off), but he just likes driving (he had to diy an entire system just so he could drive). Plus, it's fortunate that he stole that van, because carrying around supplies needed for a toddler already twice your size when you met them is definitely not light.
#sonic the hedgehog#dadnic#miles tails prower#tails the fox#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#sonic fanart#sonic au#doodle request#I wanna draw more of this so bad and continue baking with this idea. But it's so self indulgent I'm cringing.#Doodling all of these made me so giddy wtf??#I have no idea what to call this au.#I drew all of these while half asleep- I couldn't sleep until I got those down.#Roadtrip!Sonic AU
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on my golden pig bullshit
#this half baked idea tickled my brain#dan and phil#dnp#daniel howell#phil lester#phanart#<<< side note: does this tag apply to ship fanart or just fanart in general?#bc im gonna use it either way >:)
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I think two of the most important things about Jack Harkness, two things that inform almost everything he does and the choices he makes, are this: that he is a soldier NOT a leader, and that his entire life since childhood has been awash in survivor's guilt (and his whole existence after becoming immortal is an even more extreme version of survivor's guilt).
Jack is not a natural leader. He can think on the fly and he's good at getting people to listen to him, but he's not good at control, or at being objective. He's a natural second in command, he's a soldier. He was brought up to do what other people told him to, and to improvise if he had to (Time Agency, etc). But I really don't think he wants to be the leader of Torchwood. Unfortunately, everything about him means that he has to be. He knows from experience that others having control over him is dangerous, others knowing about his immortality while he's a subordinate to them is dangerous, and he also knows that his own immortality gives him an advantage as a leader. But I don't think he's good at leading. He tries to be. But he's fumbling along, in a time period he's not native to and a planet he's not native to and an unfathomable lifespan, and as charming as he is I think he's often not good with people. He's detached where he should be personal and emotional where he should be detached (or at least more level-headed). He's often too extreme or not harsh enough when it comes to things like discipline or dealing with the problems/traumas/mistakes of his employees or even civilians. He can't handle his employees seeing him uncertain/vulnerable and it makes for huge problems over and over again.
But all of this does make sense because I think in the back of Jack's mind there's always this wheel spinning, these gears turning and turning and calculating the impact and trauma each of his actions or decisions or the events around him are going to have on his own emotions for far longer than normal humans tend to consider. Because the catalyst for any part of the life we see him leading is survivor's guilt. He lost his father and his brother on the same day, joined the military and lost his best friend, joined the Time Agency and lost his memories (and maybe thinks he did something terrible). Then he died, and when Rose brought him back, he was all alone on the satellite with nothing but the corpses of the people who had fought beside him and zero explanation as to why he survived, and he had lost Rose and the Doctor besides. And then all his life on earth since, he has lost coworkers and lovers and civilians he tried and failed to save and probably also aliens he tried and failed to save. And I think by the time he becomes reluctant leader of Torchwood, every action is, whether conscious or subconscious, taken with the intent of minimizing that kind of trauma and the impact of loss.
Except that I think that the survivor's guilt has another layer to it, which is that feeling of needing to sacrifice or absolve himself in some way. No one else is willing to make the difficult decisions, no one else will move forward with the painful and unpleasant actions, even if there's no other way, even though they will someday perish and no longer see the ripples of their actions. But Jack - who cannot die, who must live with the guilt or the pain or the trauma of those actions and decisions for the rest of his very very very long life - is the one who realizes that he must take on those painful responsibilities and must do certain things even though they're terrible, because it ends up being the sacrifice of one over the whole world. And every single time, he's guilty about it, and that makes him want even more to sacrifice his own hurt for the grief and loss of others.
So it's this strange cycle of wanting to protect himself from hurt and from loss and from the survivor's guilt, but being driven by guilt towards painful and/or self-sacrificing actions. Which then makes him fear being seen as vulnerable or uncertain, and he struggles to do things on a smaller scale or in a more level-headed way, because he's not supposed to be leading like this, it's not something that comes naturally, and if he makes emotional connections by being a leader, he'll end up trapped in survivor's guilt yet again each time one of his employees or friends or lovers dies.
It's just a terrible cycle and he's trapped in it for the rest of his existence. Although if he really is the Face Of Boe, then I imagine at some point he eventually finds peace with it all or something, but I think so long as he has a human-form he's stuck with this cycle of leadership and loss and sacrifice and mistakes.
I think it's really important that Jack is not good at his job as a leader. He makes a ton of mistakes, he fucks up so much and his employees or even civilians end up collateral damage, whether physically or just emotionally. He wants to be a good leader, I think, and he's trying, but he's fallible, and he's a stranger in literally every sense, and I think a really big part of his character is that he constantly is forced to live in this bizarre dichotomy where he has to be both very distant and cold and detached, and also very emotional and intense and personal. And any other person would collapse under the stress of repeating that over and over and over again for decades, but he has to figure out how to navigate this weight as an infinite existence that can't ever collapse or let it burn him up and kill him.
#torchwood#torchwood meta#jack harkness#it's 4am i'm just rambling tbh#don't even get me started on the whole being buried underground for thousands of years thing either#i'm writing a fic about this theme of jack's guilt/survivor's guilt (kind of) so this idea has been on my mind#but like i said it's very early in the morning so i don't know if this is very eloquent or makes much sense to anyone but me#but i generally have a lot of torchwood thoughts/feelings/opinions so sometimes they just need to be released into the world even half bake
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headcanon that rather than disobeying the lan clanâs strict sleep schedule like staying up late or waking up late like you might expect of him, Lan Jingyi does rest at hai time and rise at mao time like any Lan but in the most chaotic and inelegant way. Hai time rolls around and he is instantly out, like just nods off in the middle of a conversation while still standing mouth hanging open
the number of times Sizhui has had to move him to his bed in their dorm after Jingyi falls asleep sprawled on the floor, or frantically yank him out of a bath before he drowns, Ouyang Zizhen will catch his head before it falls into his plate of food, Jin Ling ends up having to carry him on his back to the nearest inn when theyâre out of town
and yeah he wakes up at mao time but he wakes up like an explosion and is instantly bursting with energy. Before Sizhui can even fully open his eyes, Jingyi is halfway through a monologue at full volume, heâs bouncing off the walls, 75% of his dayâs productivity is happening right after he wakes up
bonus points if this very noticeably does Not happen during a serious battle or night hunt and people start to think heâs doing it on purpose but Sizhui will tell you no heâs just Like That
#i just think it suits him lol!#lan jingyi#mdzs#the untamed#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#junior quartet#lan sizhui#jin ling#ouyang zizhen#kinda like to think heâs creative and inventive like wwx#but not in the way that he completes projects like wwx does#heâs just got all these half baked thoughts and ideas bursting with no where to land#and thats where the rest of the quartet comes in#and how they all mesh together and work off each other#anyway i love him#im patting him on the head
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rating: gen cw: drinking/getting drunk, high society expectations, cranky steve and robin, period typical homophobia tags: no upside down au, rich kid steve au, steddie and Buckingham double date, chirstmas parties, Eddie learns whats in eggnog word count: 2412
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written for the steddiemas prompt "eggnog" but it's a good week late, another victim of the plague I caught lol
âYou better go collect your man,â Robin whispered, having appeared out of nowhere.
Steve hissed, âStop calling him that.â
His eyes darted around the room, both to make sure he wasnât heard. Robin was right, he hadnât seen his boyfriend (who was definitely not his date tonight) in a while. Probably not a good sign.
âWell he is,â she scoffed.
âYou are supposed to be my date, thatâs the cover story. For you and for me. Doesnât really work if you go around talking about how I really brought Eddie.â
It shut Robin up for a second, just long enough for Steve to enjoy the victory, before she said, âTell your parents to stop being so uptight.â
Except the counter to that was the same as it always was. âAnd yours are so cool about it.â
Probably not the round and round Robin wanted when she walked up here on some high horse. One she had no business climbing on. She knew Steve was always a little extra stressed at these stupid dinner parties and that tonight was going to be worse. Instead of being supportive, it was almost like she was trying to sabotage things.
They could talk about it later. Right now, Steve apparently had to go find Eddie because there was no way Robin was saying that for fun. He was doing something. Probably making a run for itâŠwhich was smart. Steve could, at least, show him the best escape routes and let him know he didnât take it personally.
Especially because it was a lot harder for Steve to make that run for it anymore. Ever since theyâd brought him in from the kiddie room (which was actually the garage), his moves were tracked. Sure he wasnât sharing one sad, toppingless pizza with a bunch of kids he didnât know anymore but at what cost? At least the garage had video gamesâŠand no one talking about investments or how he should have gone to college.
Steve went off to find out what was going on with Eddie. Robin, in her endless helpfulness, decided to stay put and give no direction. It left Steve to go from room to room, asking everyone he could. No one had seen him. Something that was maybe a good thing? This meant he wasnât standing on expensive furniture telling some amazing and elaborate story that would be wasted on these stuffy assholes.
Things got so desperate, Steve asked his mom if sheâd seen Eddie. She always knew everything that was happening at these parties. Yet she hadnât seen him. It seemed unlikely and a quick segue into tired reminders to not cause a scene. This one came with the bonus lecture of not ignoring his date because âno respectable woman is sidelined for a friend, dear.â
And nothing proved more that Steveâs mom didnât see everything. Not only would he and Robin stick by each other through anything, she wasnât even his actual date. Though, Steve did have to admit the only people in the world who believed they werenât dating were them. Probably Chrissy and Eddie but sometimes Steve wasnât so sure.
Moving on from his mom before he got roped into some mind-numbingly boring discussion, Steve ran into Chrissy. She was Eddieâs date who was really Robinâs date and had been folded into the group shenanigans. Which meant Steve was so ready to drag her into this quest. If he couldnât have Robin, he could at least have help.
âWeâve lost your date,â Steve sighed, trying not to freak out yet.
âWhat do you mean?â she asked, instantly jumping to freaking out.
Steve linked their arms together and continued walking on, trying to think of where else heâd hide out. âRobin came up to me and told me to go collect my man. I thought he was doing something embarrassing but, like, I canât find him. Do you think heâd leave?â
âNo,â she cooed. âHeâs been so worried about this night, thereâs no way heâd leave you. He wouldnât.â
Something that would have been so much more flattering if Steve had any fucking clue where the guy was.
âThe garage!â Steve said, realizing the one place he hadnât looked.
Chrissy didnât say anything, just picked up her pace and they sped off toward the kiddie party. Of course. it was in the detached garage. Heaven forbid the kids breathed in the others, dadâs cars would lower in value at the mere thought.
So they barged through the door and onto the familiar path, still arm and arm, laser-focused on the only place it made sense for Eddie to be.
Before the door closed behind them, the soft exclamation of âSteveâ was sung out and Chrissy and Steve both leaped into the grass, barely holding back screams as the voice startled them.
Steve easily moved Chrissy behind him as they both looked for the source of the voice, rather than some creepy old guy or party crasher, it was the exact person they were looking for. Both of them let out a matching, but quiet, exclamation for finding Eddie.
He was sat on a stone bench, leaning against the house, and smoking. Not only was he well hidden by shrubbery but Steve had expected to find him indoors. He needed that last glimmer of hope that Eddie was still at the party. And he hadnât exactly left so that wasâŠsomething?
âHey man,â Eddie drawled out.
Steveâs eyes narrowed but he turned to make sure Chrissy was stable and had recovered from the little fright neither of them was going to speak about.
âWeâve been looking for you everywhere!â Chrissy said.
Resigning to her point, Steve nodded and went for the âwhat she saidâ shrug.
âIâve been ri-ight here, baby.â
âHeâs drunk,â Chrissy and Steve whispered to each other.
âOh no!â Eddie cried out, dropping his head back. âWho told you?â
âI think you did, champ,â Chrissy laughed.
This probably wasnât great. Steve went into panic mode immediately, ideas on what to do next sped through his mind followed by the consequences of each. A drunk Eddie was less likely to keep up the ruse, one he and Robin had organized so carefully.
It wasnât time to come out, yet. Steve knew that time was rapidly approaching. Each and every day he had to lie about who he was with or what he was doing was another stab in the chest but at The Harrington Christmas Soiree? That was not the time. If they could just get into the new year, Steve would come clean, and probably get disowned, but at least it wouldnât go down for âtrying to steal the spotlightâ.
Chrissy rubbed her hand between Steveâs shoulder blades. He had to be thinking awfully loudly right now. Where was Robin when he really needed her?
âI didnât mean to,â Eddie pouted.
Steve watched Eddie pat around the bench and his own clothes, looking for his lighter. It was such a distinct move but it brought in this creeping feeling of normalcy with it. Theyâd done this before. Both drunk and sober.
As he had many times before, Steve reached into his pocket and got his lighter. Once he was close enough, he shielded the flame so Eddie could re-light his cigarette. Which he did with ease. The smoke billowed from Eddie and cleared both of their heads.
âHowâs that work, though?â Steve asked. He then turned to Chrissy and leaned in a bit. âCould you go find Robin, remind her not to gloat, and maybe get a glass of water? In that order of importance.â
âSheâs not going to gloat,â Chrissy said but itâs already an apology. They both know the truth. Itâs part of Robinâs charm but itâs always extra annoying in moments like these.
âThatâs the spirit, let's hope for Christmas miracles.â
They share a giggle that theyâve earned by being as close to Robin as they are and Chrissy disappeared back inside. Steve sat down next to Eddie and moved his hand so Steve could take a quick drag off the cigarette. Heâs going to need itâŠor some of whatever Eddie had.
âAlright, whatâs the story then?â
âHave you ever had eggnog,â Eddie asked. A question that feels wildly off topic but, again, heâs a little drunk so a coherent sentence is a great start.
âYeah, itâs disgusting.â
âNo-ooooooooo. No. Look, listen, I mean. Itâs not. Youâre wrong. Wayne makes it all the time,â Eddie leaned in closer, a hand cupped over his mouth as he whispered. âEvery year.â
âYeah, my parents do too. Itâs nasty. The one in the punch bowl is the one you want.â
âAu contraire, that one has alcohol in it and Iâm supposed to behave,â Eddie has his finger raised, wagging in the air like a cartoon teaching valuable life lessons.
âAnd soâs the eggnog.â
âMmmmmm, no. I think Iâd know that.â
âIâŠactually, yeah. Iâd have thought you knew that too. Wait, so howâ you know youâre drunk now, right?â
âYeah but, ya know, weâre not telling Steve. Heâs going to make me sleep on the couch for a whole week.â
âSure,â Steve pressed his lips together and nodded. This was ridiculous and he kind of wished Eddie was just giving some rambunctious nerd speech. âBut howâd you get drunk then?â
âSabotage, obviously. The Harringtonâs donât want the heir to their throne with a commoner like me.â
âSo they spiked your drink?â
âTotally.â
âSomehow complimentary you think theyâd waste liquor on that,â Steve shrugged and he snatched Eddieâs pack of cigarettes to light one for himself.
âSo it was Robin!â
âMore believable actually. No, it was the eggnog.â
âThereâs not alcohol in eggnog, Wayne wouldnât give me it if there was.â
âBecause you have to put it in, which my parents do.â
In a different situation, this would be funny. Steve might even find a way to laugh about it later but the guilt simmering in his chest for not teaching Eddie about which drinks had liquor is too strong to enjoy the laughable way his boyfriend accidentally got drunk.
All the solutions Steve had run through didnât fit the situation anymore. They were likely both going to have to leave. Or worse, Eddie and Chrissy were and thatâd ruin so many peopleâs nights.
Before he could think of a way to save everyoneâs good time, Chrissy returned. Robin right behind her. Steve quickly stamped out the cigarette like Robin wouldnât see and stood to talk to them.
He filled them in on the whole eggnog situation. It earned the appropriate level of laughter but once it subsided, they started trying to actually solve the problem. Eddie sat content on the bench, watching them adoringly as they worked out his fate. Steve had to give it to him, he was a very happy drunk.
âHey, psst, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,â Eddie said as they were finalizing some plans to get him upstairs to Steveâs room and full of coffee.
âOh my god,â Robin said, trying to shut him up.
Steve walked over, leaning into his space so he wasnât towering over him. âYeah, man. Whatâs up?â
âI just need you to know-â
âOh boy.â
âI came in with a smoking hot blonde but sheâs not really my date.â
With all the patience in his body, Steve let out a sigh that was every bitchy comeback he had rolled into one sound, and said âYup.â
âYouâre way better.â
âYou didnât even commit to that. At least hit on me. Ugh. Can you just be cool for like two more minutes?â
âCool? Yeah? Yeah! I can be cool for so many minutes. Two, ten, six, eighty. Iâm good at it.â
âYouâre not, so we better do something quick.â
âWe should fool around is what we should do. This place has to have so many rooms. I didnât even peek in half of them.â
Steve turned around and looked at the girls, âI think we gotta leave.â
âYou canât leave your own family Christmas party,â Robin said.
âIâve done it so many times. Chrissy and Eddie have to go because Eddieâs sick. You and me can work something else out.â
Eddie stood up and leaned on Steve. âYou should have some of that eggnog. I guess they make it with alcohol here.â
âWill you stop acting like we donât know each other!â Steve scrubbed his hand over his face.
Robin sucked her teeth, âMight be for the best, he wonât blow anyoneâs cover that way.â
âBut heâs being so obnoxious about it,â Steve groaned.
âGood thing heâs the only one being obnoxious,â Robin said, crossing her arms over her chest.
A pose Steve mirrored, âWhat do you suggest then?â
âLet him sleep it off. Heâs right, thereâs plenty of rooms here and all we have to do is tell the truth for once. He didnât know there was alcohol in the eggnog.â
âI didnât know. I gotta tell Wayne though, itâs way better this way.â
âWho doesnât know,â Steve groaned. Not frustrated at Eddie for not knowing, not really, but stressed out by the situation and that had to go somewhere.
âWhat if,â Chrissy said with her shoulders pulled up to her ears. The meek injection spoke to her nervousness but she got everyoneâs attention. âWe joined Eddie?â
Eddie, who was draped on Steveâs back with an arm over his shoulder and idly rubbing Steveâs chest, hummed in approval. The comfort of Eddieâs weight had Steve forgetting everything they were supposed to be hiding as he melted into the comfort and contact.
Still, he and Robin voiced matching sounds of confusion.
âItâs not embarrassing if the âkidsâ got drunk. Itâs our first time here, they almost expect us to overdo it soâŠletâs overdo it. Eddie wonât be the one who didnât know this or that, weâll all just be young adults doing whatâs expected of us.â
Steve pondered the plan. âWe couldnât go wild.â
âItâs not a frat house,â Robin said for Chrissy.
Eddie gave a soft âYeahâ that Steve knew was meant to mock Robin but came out like agreement.
âIt could work.â
âIt could be fun!â Chrissy cooed, jumping up and down a few times. Maybe they all needed to take the edge off here.
The hand that was on Steveâs chest now held his cheek as Eddie kissed the other one.
âAlright, alright. Letâs go have some fun,â Steve groaned, doing his best to act like he hated this.
âFinally!â
#steddie#steve x eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#(weird aus for a half baked idea but it wouldn't leave my head)
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purple racoon
#indigo park#posting this cos i really hope to see more of this thing instead of horrendous half-baked vomit colored mascots#how did we even get to this point?#who's ever though that listening to children's tastes was a good idea#and not that children literally develop tastes by consuming stuff around them#but it's just me ranting about people trying to use the most venerable and naive things on every level of existing#especially engagement to their fnaf clone number 3125
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Thoughts to ponder.
Tears of the Kingdom spoilers (and lots of rambles) under the cut
When I started the Chain as Cryptids au, I didnât really think Iâd be able to work Tears of the Kingdom in, seeing how much I had changed Wildâs story. Heâs a spirit with no memory of the Hylian he once was. Heâs a force to be reckoned with but can be easily spooked- much like a wild animal. He avoids Flora like the plague since sheâs his connection to the life he used to have. The life that isnât his anymore.
But then⊠I had an idea. Flora would be desperate to find her Link again after discovering that heâs still alive (or⊠not really alive. Not quite a Poe but not quite a Hylian either). Regardless, after the events of Breath of the Wild, sheâd start a search party and scour every corner of Hyrule to find him.
She never would. When spirits donât want to be seen, they arenât. But⊠this whole time, I imagined that Korok Forest acted as a sort of home base for Wild. Wild cannot speak verbally but can communicate telepathically with other spirits and spiritual beings. The Koroks and Blupees would be like siblings to him, the Deku Tree being like a parental figure since he basically started life over when he died. (Two Links raised by the Great Deku Tree. He and Time can bond over that later).
ANYWAY. Wild used the Master Sword for about half of the events of Breath of the Wild. But when it would need to recharge, heâd place it back in the pedestal in Korok Forest where it could become stronger under the watchful gaze of the Great Deku Tree. Then heâd be off, never staying in one place for too long, wandering the sandy shores of Necluda or the lava banks of Eldin.
This pattern would stay in place for years after the defeat of Calamity Ganon: Wild stopping at Korok Forest to reunite with his family and let the Master Sword heal and then disappearing into the wilds once more. And over the years, Floraâs search party would shrink until it was just her scouring the continent for her missing knight. Okay, yeah, maybe sheâs a little desperate, but she canât bear the thought of him alone out there. Not when he died because of her. Not when heâs all she has left.
And⊠when the Master Sword is recharging, thatâs when Flora would finally take her search to Korok Forest. She finds the sacred blade but her knight is nowhere to be seen. The Deku Tree allows her to take it, urging her onward, warning her that eventually, sheâll have to use it. She heeds his wisdom, pulling the sword from her resting place and securing it on her back. Then she begins her search anew.
She doesnât find him.
She trains with the Master Sword while she travels Hyrule. She starts to rebuild. She gets to know her people. And from the cover of countless trees and stone, a certain spirit watches her and his sword.
During her travels, Flora encounters a strange red-black mist that makes her people ill. They call it âgloom.â And, whatâs worse, it seems to pour out from under Hyrule Castle. The castle has laid untouched for years now, ever since the Calamity was sealed away and she set out on her search. But now, it would seem that sheâs needed once more at the site of her greatest battle. The subject of her nightmares. The place where she los the last piece of her home.
Without her knight at her side, she makes her way to the forgotten foundation of her old life. Sheâs alone when she travels through the caverns, alone when she follows the melancholy most past murals and carvings that she itches to explore. Flora is alone when the Master Sword glows in warning. Alone when she battles monsters waiting for her in the depths.
The princess is all alone when she discovers a mysterious mummy being held in place by a single glowing arm. She watches as the appendage falls away, a stone falling to the rocky ground with an unassuming click. As she reaches to pick it up, the corpse reanimates. It stands tall, more alert and aware than any Gibdo sheâs seen on her journey, and fixes her with a stare that sheâd crumble under. She drops her torch and draws the Master Sword, holding the unfamiliar yet warm stone to her chest, and the mummy laughs at her.
It knows her name.
And it attacks.
Flora is alone when the gloom ravages her arm. Sheâs alone when the Master Sword is the first to crumble under that pressure. Sheâs alone when the very ground beneath her gives in to that same pressure.
Sheâs alone when she falls, pain lacing through her arm and golden light enveloping her.
But Flora is not alone when she wakes.
For the purposes of this au, Floraâs time in the past is going to be very similar to canon. She still meets Rauru and Sonia. Still meets Mineru and the Sages and Ganondorf. She still trains to control her secret stone. However, Rauru fixes her arm almost as soon as she arrives in this strange world. He doesnât give her his, not like he does for Link in TOTK, since he needs it to seal Ganondorf away. But he and Mineru work together to combine construct parts and their own light and spirit magic to make her new muscles and machinery to aid in moving her own ruined arm.
The Imprisoning War is the same.
Sonia dies. Rauru sacrifices himself. And she still has no idea how to get home. How to heal the Master Sword and destroy Ganondorf in her own time. She still speaks with Mineru⊠and she comes to the same conclusion that she did in canon. This time, though, sheâs taking much more of a risk. She can survive the centuries as a dragon, she can heal the sword. But she canât be sure that her Link will be there to take it and finish things. She hasnât even seen him in years.
⊠she doesnât have a choice.
From Wildâs perspective, it happened in moments. He blinked and suddenly there were islands floating in his skies. Hyrule Castle floats ominously, red plumes of gloom branching out from underneath. Massive sinkholes give way to more of the poison, seeming to drop forever. His forests are ravaged once again, the climate in corners of the continent changing drastically.
And the princess heâd been following is gone.
While trying to get a grasp of what changed so suddenly, he figures out a way up to the Sky Islands. And to his surprise, he discovers a new dragon.
Now, Wild is familiar with all of the dragons in Hyrule. Farosh, Naydra, and Dinraal are just on the threshold of Spirit and Mortal, but they definitely qualify as spiritual beings. Meaning that Wild can speak telepathically to them. Their thoughts are always muddy and jumbled up, so he never gets much out of conversing with them. But he can tell that they enjoy his presence. So he rides with them in the skies of Hyrule for hours at a time.
This new dragon is smaller than the three he knows and flies much higher. Its ears are shorter, hair golden, eyes stunning. Instead of six legs, this one only has five. A scarred stump at its front and a glowing object on- no in- its poor head. Wild makes his way over as fast as he can, desperate to learn more about the beast.
The new dragonâs thoughts are just as jumbled up as heâs used to but heâs caught off guard by how miserable it feels. No. She. How miserable she feels. Wild places a glowing hand on her snout and tries to calm her, but itâs no use. Her thoughts may be chaotic and disorganized, but he senses her distress. She wants- sword. Knight. Link Link Link. You must find me, you have to save them all!
Wild takes the Master Sword from where it was buried in the dragonâs golden mane and is nearly thrown off by her shock at the action. But when his sword is once again in his capable hands, he feels an overwhelming gratitude from the dragon. Itâs gone as soon as it came, replaced again by misery. Dread. Grief.
During the events of Breath of the Wild, Wild did not fight to save Zelda. He did not fight to save Hyrule. He fought for the land. For his fellow spirits that were being destroyed by malice. For the forests that were burned down by guardians. For the water that was poisoned by monsters. He defeated Calamity Ganon for his family.
He fights Ganondorf for the same reason. Except⊠maybe this time, heâs extra motivated by that strange new dragon. She seemed⊠so sadâŠ
THIS IS GETTING WAY TOO LONG. But suffice to say that after the events of Tears of the Kingdom, Flora does not 100% recover from being a dragon. She keeps her telepathic connection to Wild and her immortality. She keeps her horns and scales and SHE gets the Master Sword. Sheâs a Cryptid as well, and sheâs closer to Wild than she ever was.
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Uhhhhh that was super long I apologize. But rambling like this is so much easier than trying to be coherent and careful when I write. I might to it more often if you think itâs legible haha. Feel free to ask questions haha, I love any excuse to talk about my Cryptid boys and their relationships with people in their worlds.
Wildâs Origin!
#my art#fanart#the legend of zelda#chain as cryptids au#totk fanart#totk zelda#zelda tears of the kingdom#tears of the kindom spoilers#I feel so bad for her#totk??? more like Iâm not okay#sapphire rambles way too long#and this is still a FRACTION of what I have written for Sky#CAC origins#half baked ideas#cryptid wild#cryptid Flora#links meet au
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I was thinking about Jily and Remadora and the direct parallels that exist in history repeating itself but also the fact it's kind of the complete opposite in the most delicious of ways.
Jily is doomed by the narrative. James and Lily did what they could and the narrative hunted them down because there's no other way that story goes.
But Remus+Tonks were doomed by their own characters. They saw the narrative and rose to meet it - because whilst the story could be different they themselves could not be.
Tonks is explicitly shown to have tried to be different, to stay home and wait...and they failed.
The narrative would always find a way to lead Voldemort to the Potters.
And Remus and Tonks' personalities would always lead them to into Battle.
#This is s half baked idea that's like pointing at a pin board and being like DO YOU SEE#remus lupin#James Potter#Jily#Remadora#Lily Evans#Remus and tonks could not resist the draw of the narrative#James and Lily could not defeat it#nymphadora tonks
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