#gimme ─ ☆

[signfromgod]

— ☆ gimme a plot where muse a and muse b have been broken up for a little while, but one day muse a asks to meet up and confesses that they never told their parents that they broke up and they need muse b to pretend they're still together and go to some family event with muse a. cue pretending to still be in love, arguing about why they broke up in the first place, fake kisses that turn hungry, all the yearning and pining, one of them still being in the love with the other !! the possibilities are endless

[honestlydarkprincess]

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

[scramratz]

[42-clocks]

[image ID: Bernie Sanders meme with a small aromantic flag captioned “I am once again asking for you to include aromantics in your pride art/posts/merch” End ID]

[adam-scott]

The cast of Severance (Adam Scott, Zach Cherry, Britt Lower) took over a glass-walled replica of the Lumon Industries office at the Grand Central Terminal in New York, USA. For over two hours, they stayed in character as their "innies," working at their desks, doing yoga, and engaging in other office activities, just like on the show

[bruciemilf]

Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

[avi-mation]

Apocalypse buddies

[crrtite]

cw: pure smut lol, missionary, Price is built like a big sexy lumberjack, 18+!!

John is so big and burly that when he has you in missionary, your inner thighs burn from how wide they’re spread to accompany him. He tries to make it better by propping your legs up on his shoulders and leans forward so you’re tummy to tummy, knees hiked up to your chest with all of his weight on you and he hits so much deeper which dissolves the pain into intense pleasure and it’s just so overwhelming ‘cause you know you can’t run from him…and he smells so good—like musk, settled cologne and the faint ashes of his expensive cigars….. ughghhhhgh

[pissmamiii]

actually need to be manhandled by a big sweet man who just wants to love on me for his own pleasure

[biowho]

Dragon Age romance icons: Origins, 2, Inquisition, Veilguard

[signfromgod]

muse a gets turned into a vampire and their best friend, muse b, takes it upon themselves to learn everything their is to know about vampires in an effort to help them adjust to their new life and maybe they've secretly been pining after each other this whole time

[erebus0dora]

i can't choose one, so let's have both, i guess..?

«I am the Devil's Minion, and he grants my every wish.»

brb here when i get some proper sleep for i still have a wish to rant on Eric Bogosian being actually a scary smart researcher in my bloodstream

[kaipassedgo]

every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

[goldenqingxin]

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

[fleshfictive]

NOT supportive to your system friends:

- "can you make [alter] front?"

- always asking who's fronting

- getting upset when they can't remember something

VERY supportive to your system friends:

- giving them money

- "here's $50 for you"

- relinquishing your money to them

- offering them money

[bruciemilf]

I fucking love a Clark Kent that's carved from sunshine and refuses to forfeit his hope and faith in humanity, but ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS MAN, one of these fucking days I hope to see him with that wolfish grin smile, bared wide and voice shaking, " I'm gonna laser the next person I fucking see I swear to GOD"

And for Battinson to calmly tap his shoulder. "Hello."

Then it's back to Kansas apple pie boy, " Oh my god! Bruce, hi!"