#somebody sedate me

[wikihowhowtoexist]

this is wonky can u tell that im sleep deprived

[salty-and-spiraling]

There is nothing I could ever say that would truly encapsulate how I feel about the season 7 trailer coming out so I'll just put this

Clearly I am very okay about this

[sceletaflores]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil's tango. please.

[medusas-daughter]

she kept his hair she kept the dandelion seed that was caught in his hair she kept the bell he stole she named every cuddly pet she ever loved after him she sang the song he made up all the time even when she was under a spell and didn't know her own name she knew him and built a child's room in his name in her made up house and hummed his song under her breath she loved him so fucking much she couldn't kill the boy who reminded her of him even when the boy came begging for the road presenting himself as a victim to her on a silver plate with enough power to push through the scarlet witch's spell she kept him away from the ballad and out of the coven she kept him alive through any means necessary even when he hated her just because he remided her of him nicholas scratch you will always be loved

[anyataylorjoy]

Emma D'arcy as Rhaenyra Targaryen

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | 2.07 | The Red Sowing

[unhappy-sometimes]

just a moment

and that’s all there is to it

[your-starless-eyes-remain]

forever haunted by hozier's face when he sings "put me back in it" (and by haunted i mean i'm clawing my eyes out)

[delzeetoons]

it’s stupid how we always seem to do it again

[lesbiamo]

not arguing with a man with blonde curly hair and thick thighs whatever you say beautiful

[contact-guy]

sunset/sunrise and the Victorian intimacy of a first name

[rememberwren]

been thinking of nothing but Simon’s husband dying young and being an organ donor and his heart going to some Scottish punk in the highlands who didn’t even want it, who just wanted to die. but someday the two of them meet and fall in love

[mydairpercabeth]

[artemiss0629]

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😩

[lvrxly]

After finally slinking out of conversation with Gaz and the others, you make your way towards the dimly light office of Task Force 141's captain. There he sat, like he did every night, a lamp lighting the entire room as he sat in his leather chair, his sharp features furrowed with slight irritation as he scanned paper after paper.

With a click you shut the door and climb into his lap, the intrusion having him toss the papers in his hands onto his wooden desk with a playful groan.

Helpless dry humping and grinding on the lap of John Price, quiet whimpers being suppressed by a hand over your pretty little mouth. You can be too loud now, the other 141 members are just a few doors down in the common area..

The way his hips rut up into your cunt in an oddly coordinated effort, you can't help but moan, earning a sharp slap on the ass from the captain. He told you to stay quiet, and if you can't even follow simple orders, how can you even be allowed on his team? Such a pathetic little thing. Soaking through your leggings and onto his jeans all from a little bump and grind?

"Can you finish in yer pants for me love? I wanna go back to the team tonight knowing those panties are soaked.." He whispers in your ear such dirty little requests, and he knows you love it.

[justaleafinthewind]

the sob in Percy's voice when he says "I didn't mean to-" because he's so horrified at what he just did. Luke was the boy he trusted, the boy he admired, the boy he told his mom about because when they met he was so relieved and sure he'd finally made a friend.

and now Percy, whose fatal flaw is personal loyalty, who is actively being stabbed in the back, is convinced that he himself is the one doing the betraying. he's hurting Luke, and the guilt of it is going to tear him apart from the inside out.

[thatshortenby]

when you realize that this scene was actually very much foreshadowing what would happen later…