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deadkenndy · 1 year ago

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god has abandoned us.

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folklorespring · 6 months ago

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If you want to support Ukrainians, DO NOT donate to Red Cross. Can't speak about their work in other countries, but they're useless in Ukraine. The only trustworthy international organisation I can think of is World Central Kitchen.

Donate to World Central Kitchen

And it's even better to donate directly to Ukrainian organisations. Here are a few good legit places:

hospitallers.life - "Hospitallers", Ukrainian paramedics on the frontlines

savelife.in.ua - "Come Back Alive", assistance to the army

prytulafoundation.org - "Prytula Foundation", assistance to the army, humanitarian causes

starenki.com.ua - "Starenki", helping elderly people

everybodycan.com.ua - "Everybody Can", helping disabled children, elders and hospitals

uanimals.org - "UAnimals", saving animals

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odinsblog · 5 months ago

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The U.N. Human rights Council has found Israel is deliberately responsible for the collective punishment of all Palestinians including noncombatant men, (pregnant) women and children; gender targeted violence; torture; using starvation as a weapon of war; and the intentional extermination of Palestinians living in Gaza.

#politics #palestine #israel #war crimes #human rights #gaza #human rights abuses #rafah #collective punishment #genocide #israel is a terrorist state #free palestine #food as a weapon of war #starvation #starvation as a weapon of war #never again #never again to anyone #never again is now #🇵🇸

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one-time-i-dreamt · 10 months ago

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miss Stephanie Soo you might have deleted your many true crime mukbangs but I will never forget about them nor the harm they caused

#not a dream #stephanie soo #rotten mango #true crime #mukbang #food #eating #disgusting #crime #murder tw #death tw #violence tw

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diabolichare · 10 months ago

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Is this courtship?

Danny is going to Gotham for his scholarship.

Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.

Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).

Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.

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corviiids · 1 month ago

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saw someone on insta ask their followers "if you found out i committed a crime but didn't know what crime it was, what would you assume i did" and i think this should overtake all personality quiz questions forever

#don't forget to ljke and subscribe #btw it was a nice kind food account and their followers were all like 'arson'#which is hilarious i think #rookposting #what crime do you guys think id do

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sentientsky · 4 months ago

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poor mulder's not allowed SHIT in this household. hashtag justice for mulder hasthage trespassing isnt even a crime really if yuo think about it

#fun fact trespassing as a crime is grounded in institutions of racialized violence (specifically the atlantic slave trade amongst others)#it maintains the property of the ruling class and denies access to food sources/foraging #there's a whole big paper on it and i could talk about this forever #anyway. back to the original point #txf #my art #the x files #artists on tumblr #art #x files #fox mulder #walter skinner #david duchovny

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself.#though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad.#Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen.#crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all).#Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found.#He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions.#This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone.#lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock.#he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings.#Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there.#Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies.#Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

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fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma · 1 year ago

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Hugs bc these boys deserve one

#zukka #zuko x sokka #atla #zukka fanart #we literally got one (1) canon hug from them in the comics and that is a sin and a crime so #I give you: food #but tbh even if it wasn’t about shipping they should’ve hugged more #like Sokka was Zuko’s first male friend his age who had the same interests (or even similar past) as him #like #do u see this opportunity?? cuz I do #anyways I’m just salty that they didn’t interact more I’ll shut up now bye x

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank · 3 months ago

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#talkin #tik tok #food #food crimes #alcohol #doritos

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p1nkshield · 1 year ago

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Jason: What are you making?

Dick: Haute cocoa.

Jason: Hot cocoa?

Dick: No. Haute cocoa. I am making the best, and fanciest cup of hot chocolate in gotham.

Jason: Is that a cup of corn starch? How much milk are you using?

Dick: Equal parts!

Jason:...Equal parts?

Dick: I gotta make it thick somehow! All fancy hot cocoas are thick. Now where is Alfred's homemade vanilla...

Jason: mmkay. ALFRED! DICK IS MAKING NON-NEWTONIAN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOUR GOOD VANILLA!

Dick: Shh Shh Shh! No nonono please! Why would you tell him that!

Alfred: Master Dick...

Dick: -hOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST!

#dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #oooooh alfie is gonna get himmmm #Leave dick in the kitchen and he will make chocolate flavored flubber.#Jason: Usually I’m no snitch when it comes to mischief but food crimes... call me Charles entertainment cheese cause I'm a RAT.#Jason knows that it takes a year to make vanilla extract at home.#he knows the expense of good vanilla pods #incorrect batfamily quotes

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mysharona1987 · 9 months ago

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They can’t even keep the lies straight anymore.

#News #politics #free palestine #gaza #rafah #democrats #republicans #woc #poc #israel #idf #refugees #united nations #twitter #war criminals #war crimes #palestine #iof #food

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humming-fly · 1 year ago

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Transcending platonic or romantic affection is the camaraderie of sneaking food during boring meetings or state dinners

#sneaking food is my favorite love language #it's both caring and rogueish fits them perfectly #lan fan #ling yao #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #my art #doodles #comic #romantic or platonic their relationship is Important to me #partners in crime and now partners in law #anyways here's another comic idea i've had thumbnailed for a loong time

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year ago

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Somebody broke into my house but the only things they took were the blanket off my bed and an opened bag of shredded cheese.

#dream #text #July 14th 2023 #breaking and entering #theft #crime #food #food mention #cheese #shredded cheese

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tornado1992 · 2 months ago

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I just love how much of a food aberration enjoyer he is, he’s been around the world countless times so it makes sense he has an “eccentric taste”

#adquired taste? more FOOD CRIME #i still love him tho #i just love everyone’s reactions to what he eats #like chili dogs for breakfast lunch and dinner wasn’t bad enough #the asian cuisine would do him justice i fear #oooh he would love Latin American food and I know it #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic IDW #Sonic Channel #sonk

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