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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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#i think i'm so funny#xanshitposts#good omens#good omens s2#good omens 2#good omens memes#good omens shitpost#good omemes#incorrect good omens quotes#good omens incorrect quotes#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable partners#ineffable lovers#ineffable divorce#air conditioning#ineffable fandom#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#final fifteen#david tennant#michael sheen
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this is a real canon scene that happened they just forgot to put it in the movie (real) (my toaster told me)
#finally watched the no.1 gay robot divorce movie#i was gonna say 'if only 10yo me and her 1ft tall optimus prime figure could see me now' but the 1ft tall optimus is still very much here#transformers one#bumblebee#optimus prime#megatron#transformers#b 127#orion pax#d 16#i feel like the blood orange meme writing that. 'b127 and d16 shut up shes so pretentious. its fricking bumblebee and megatron'#my doods
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A 6000+ years old demon thinks he can mend his broken heart by driving to the stars. Fool
#I havenāt drawn a good omens fanart in 5 years#but boy was I shook by the s2 finale#Iām really proud of how Bentley turned up here#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens season 2#the ineffable husbands#the ineffable divorce#aziraphale x crowley#crowley#crowley fanart#aziracrow#artist on tumblr#my art#ineffable husbands
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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!
#tiger tiger#ludovica bonnaire#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!
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remembering the time I tried to explain what good omens was to my art teacher when I animated crowley for my final project and when I said "the Bible but make it gay fanfic between the serpent of eden and guardian of the apple tree", this man perked up and said he would watch it immediately. it was a chill class where everyone just kind of worked with their headphones on and this guy just sat at his desk watching good omens for the rest of class.
a week later it somehow came up in conversation that he had finished the show. when I asked him what he thought he just went quiet then said "... you didn't warn me and I cried an embarrassing amount."
yeah dude thats normal over here welcome to the cult.
edit: I forgot the best part! this was at a fairly conservative, small catholic school with at most 200 kids from preschool to eighth grade. and the fact that he got that excited at the mention of Bible fanfic in this catholic school makes me so happy to think of.
#good omens#aziracrow#final fifteen#i made a grown man cry but the cult has grown#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#go2
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How long will my divorce take in Texas | Law Office of Chris Schmiedeke, PC
The length of time it takes to finalize a divorce in Texas can vary based on several factors, including the complexity of the case, the level of cooperation between the parties involved, and the court's schedule. In general, the process can take anywhere from a few months to over a year.
#texas standard possession order#standard possession order#visitation order#law office of chris schmiedeke#filing the petition#finalizing the divorce#divorce in texas#filing for divorce in texas#how to get a divorce in texas#family law#how to file for divorce in texas#family law attorney#family law court#family lawyer#how long will my divorce take in texas#how quickly can you get divorced in texas#divorce attorney#divorce petition take in texas#divorce lawyer#Youtube
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How long will my divorce take in Texas | Law Office of Chris Schmiedeke, PC
The length of time it takes to finalize a divorce in Texas can vary based on several factors, including the complexity of the case, the level of cooperation between the parties involved, and the court's schedule. In general, the process can take anywhere from a few months to over a year.
#texas standard possession order#standard possession order#visitation order#law office of chris schmiedeke#filing the petition#finalizing the divorce#divorce in texas#filing for divorce in texas#how to get a divorce in texas#family law#how to file for divorce in texas#family law attorney#family law court#family lawyer#how long will my divorce take in texas#how quickly can you get divorced in texas#divorce attorney#divorce petition take in texas#divorce lawyer#Youtube
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The length of time it takes to finalize a divorce in Texas can vary based on several factors, including the complexity of the case, the level of cooperation between the parties involved, and the court's schedule. In general, the process can take anywhere from a few months to over a year.
#texas standard possession order#standard possession order#visitation order#law office of chris schmiedeke#filing the petition#finalizing the divorce#divorce in texas#filing for divorce in texas#how to get a divorce in texas#family law#how to file for divorce in texas#family law attorney#family law court#family lawyer#how long will my divorce take in texas#how quickly can you get divorced in texas#divorce attorney#divorce petition take in texas#divorce lawyer#Youtube
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Finding Draxum
A little comic of Mikey finding Draxum in the street after he got drained by the Shredder suit. The original idea for this storyline was that Draxum would align himself with the Hamatos for a time while The Shredder took over the city, until his ego and obsession with prophesy led him to betray them once more. This time he would get no third chance, and Mikey would be the one to draw the line and tell him so before making him leave the city for good.
I love TMNT for its found family! But having had to cut off irl blood relatives before despite how many chances they were given, I kind of like Draxum as a villain despite him being the creator of the turtles. But thatās just me!
This doesnāt lead to his nice canonical show self in my mind , though it can totally still be read that way :)
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt comic#rise mikey#rottmnt mikey#baron draxum#family is who you chose not who youāre given#plus I like when charcaters who are forgiving finally reach the point where their bridge finally burns#arenāt you tired of being nice? donāt you just wanna go apeshit?#not to say I donāt also love divorced dad Draxum lol
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Aziraphale: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible.
Crowley, holding back tears: Donātā¦.Donāt you mean itās inevitable?
Aziraphale, who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the worldās worst magic trick: *spits out coins* no I do not.
#good omens spoilers#needed a bit of levity after that finale#ineffable divorce#good omens#incorrect good omens#neil gaiman#incorrect quotes#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziraphale#david tennant#michael sheen#otp: ineffable#ineffable partners#aziracrow#good omens season two#good omens 2#gomens
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Did you know I miss you
#now with crowley counterpart cuz my og post just focused on aziraphale#digital art#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens fandom#good omens aziracrow#good omens aziraphale#good omens crowley#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable spouses#good omens season 2#good omens 2#ineffable divorce#artists on tumblr#art#final fifteen
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One thing I havenāt really touched on is the final fifteen because there is honestly so much going on here and so many different theories that I feel if I tried to discuss any of my own thoughts Iām afraid Iām just going to get it all wrong.
But one thing that has struck me recently as I keep thinking over certain things is specifically the look in Aziraphaleās eyes when Crowley starts kissing him.
Letās think about what types of romantics the Ineffables are:
Aziraphale: heās a traditional romantic. He gets his point of reference from books. The classics basically. He throws a ball with the intention to get Maggie and Nina together but it comes from the Jane Austin trope of āpeople can discuss how theyāve misunderstood each other and come to realise theyāre made for each otherā.
Crowley: heās a modern romantic. He gets his reference from cheesy Rom-com movies. Grand gestures, one fabulous kiss in a sudden rain storm, run to the airport last ditch attempt to declare you love before they leave, one final last minute desperate plea to keep them by your side.
At first glance Aziraphaleās look in the above gif suggests confusion. Painful confusion. Iāve seen some people interpret this as Aziraphale doesnāt want to be kissed or never wanted to kiss Crowley. I disagree, you canāt tell me that this is the face of a man who isnāt thinking about kissing Crowley every damn second of this season:
The man has been thinking of kissing Crowley every damn second for 6000 years. And I think thatās kind of the point. Heās been thinking of his version of how their first kiss would go. The hopeless traditional romantic. A lovely ball, a confession of love, a walk in a park, a dinner date at the Ritz, soft kiss under the moonlight, that sort of thing. And I honestly think Crowley would have loved that too. But bigger. Grand gesture after all. Fireworks, grand parade, dash to the airport, sudden rainstorm, music swells. But instead, Crowley was left with a last minute desperate plea. And I think Aziraphale knows it.
The pain and confusion in Aziraphaleās eyes is not because he thinks that one first magnificent kiss heās been dreaming of them sharing has been āruinedā or āstolenā from his ideal way. Heās in pain because he realises exactly what it is Crowleyās doing, why heās doing it, and heās devastated that it came to this. Thatās why he kisses back. Because he needs to let them both feel it, even for a second.
All this to say, itās been 15 months and I still canāt stop thinking about it. Though to be fair, Iām guessing neither can they.
#good omens#good omens discussions#good omens season 2#final fifteen#final 15#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#ineffable divorce#crowley and aziraphale kissing#good omens fandom#crowley x arizaphale#ineffable kissing
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#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#THEY'RE SO DEVASTATINGGG#[sobbing]#something something aziraphale giving up everything he's built up over the last 6000 years#including the love of his life#for a lie#good omens#gomens#good omens 2#good omens s2#go#aziraphale#aziraphale fell#aziraphale zeraphale fell#the metatron#metatron#final fifteen#ineffable divorce#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#parallels#good omens parallels#s2e6
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Jayce: Hold on Mel, you're also sleeping with Viktor?
Mel: Of course I- wait... what do you mean also.
*Both look at Viktor*
Viktor: I thought we were all aware of this arrangement... but I seem to have been mistaken
#incorrect arcane quotes#jayvik#meljayvik#arcane#arcane season two#I think the divorce era wouldn't have happened if the three just talked and came to an arrangement#viktor: so... can we finally have a threesom-
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