Haley. she/her. sapphic. permanently exhausted, professional hyperfixator, fanfiction obsessor, serial crocheter, ocassional fanartist, and part-time anxious blob. current obsessions feature Good Omens, Michael Sheen's nose, and making myself sob over books.
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I drew some crowley goobers :)
angel!crowley

eden (4004 bce)

bildaddy

crucifixion

Bastille

1941

disco tony

nanny ashtoreth

2008 baby swap

s1

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she's a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops...
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I just got a Kindle. first move?
upload 40 @caedmonfaith fics because they are written gold and I need then with me at all times and my friends have staged enough interventions for the state of my chrome browser tabs.
(while I have you here please please please donate to her gofundme-- she's having a rough go of it and she deserves the world. help her out if you can, alright? )
#good omens#good omena fanfic#kindle#haley reads fanfic#fanfic written specifically by my name twin haley#bc i love her#donate to her#please#she deserves it
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Good Omens season 3/finale thought of the day:
In my previous finale thought post I spoke about Crowley and Aziraphale possibly being immune to holy water and hellfire. It got me thinking I’d love a scene of this revelation, as a kind of bait and switch. Crowley is maybe pushed into and completely submerged in another tub of holy water. After a few moments of silence, and once the ripples on the surface still, a group of demons tentatively start moving towards the tub to see the end result. Suddenly Crowley’s head breaks the surface and he spits out a mouthful of water and the approaching demons, melting them in an instant.
Hella violent, but I couldn’t help but think how metal it would be!
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hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck
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update: i...
-laughed
-cried
-sobbed
-squealed
-kicked my feet in joy
-cried again
in a single chapter. I'm so emotionally stable i promise 🙃
also: I just realized thanks to my wonderful moot @starmaker-astral that I completely forgot to mention the name..
it's Tethered by MarieCuriosity on ao3 (if anyone knows their tumblr/if they have a tumblr please tag them!) and its half my soul at the moment
lord give me strength to read the last chapter of this fic without just dying
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Good Omens & Me

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lord give me strength to read the last chapter of this fic without just dying
#ch 21 was *the* cliff hanger#and its been a MONTH#and now the last bit is out#im scared#i will cry#good omens#good omens fanfic#haley reads fic
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Hi, friends.
I hate doing this with every fiber of my being, but we are in need of some help. Last year left us with significant medical debt that we’re struggling with, my dentist is telling me I need $2k worth of work, and this past Wednesday, my van bit the dust after ten years and 239k miles. It’s a total loss. I am so sorry to ask, but we really, really need some help. If you’d be willing to help us in any way, by donating or reblogging, I’d be eternally grateful. We just need a little bit of a break!
Thank you! 💛
#signal boost#gofundme#please donate#donate#please everyone go help caed out#shes done so much for every fandom shes been in#for example#good omens#doctor who#west wing#and more#she deserves the world#if you cant donate#reblog#at least#please and thank you
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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!


Who is hotter?
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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!


Who is hotter?
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I had a dream, and it was Crowley proposing to Aziraphale after moving into their cottage (they had visited the cottage earlier with an agency just before and everything, nothing left out, I went through the whole process lol)
Crowley had bought and hidden a huge bouquet of yellow and white flowers, really beautiful, and he was freaking out so much with the box and the flowers while Aziraphale had his back turned and talking about how to arrange the bookcases in the cottage.
I don't remember the speech of the demand precisely but it was like this :
- "Oi Angel, *internal panic* *inhale* youlikeflowers?yesorno,notseriousifyoudontreally-
- Oh I do like them yes, plus, it would be lovely to have some here. Do you want us to buy some or...
- Yeah, cool, right, here *give flowers*
- Wha-
- *🧎➡️*... *deep breath* We've known each other a long time-"
(Crowley was about to explode kneeling in anxiety in the middle of their living room lol)
Aziraphale said yes, obviously
Ugly crying followed, of course (they hugged)
Idk where I was tho, probably in the shadows like : 👁👁
I love my unhinged mind, I want to dream of the wedding next night ehehe
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I had a dream, and it was Crowley proposing to Aziraphale after moving into their cottage (they had visited the cottage earlier with an agency just before and everything, nothing left out, I went through the whole process lol)
Crowley had bought and hidden a huge bouquet of yellow and white flowers, really beautiful, and he was freaking out so much with the box and the flowers while Aziraphale had his back turned and talking about how to arrange the bookcases in the cottage.
I don't remember the speech of the demand precisely but it was like this :
- "Oi Angel, *internal panic* *inhale* youlikeflowers?yesorno,notseriousifyoudontreally-
- Oh I do like them yes, plus, it would be lovely to have some here. Do you want us to buy some or...
- Yeah, cool, right, here *give flowers*
- Wha-
- *🧎➡️*... *deep breath* We've known each other a long time-"
(Crowley was about to explode kneeling in anxiety in the middle of their living room lol)
Aziraphale said yes, obviously
Ugly crying followed, of course (they hugged)
Idk where I was tho, probably in the shadows like : 👁👁
I love my unhinged mind, I want to dream of the wedding next night ehehe
#at this point astral just#is#agnes nutter#the insta messages between us are too perfect to be wrong
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further confirmation that michael sheen is an angel. the man writes off a million pounds of debt and writes a (literally adorable) children's book
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welcome to my ted talk where today we will all learn the parallels between aziraphale and crowley and nimona and gloreth
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#nimona#gloreth#parallels#mentally drafting essays atm#do you feel me though#because yeh#my brain is working overtime right now
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hmm should I watch the Gay Panic show or the Gender Envy movie tonight...
#gay panic#gender envy#lgbtq#the following are under debate tonight:#good omens#staged#bright young things#nimona
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One of you, my dears ( @penpen363 ✨), asked me to draw a fanart where my Ineffable Parents are finally alone after putting the children to sleep. I got carried away (again) and I drew a full short comic🤭✨

• The children are sleeping • (GO short comic) 👇✨🤭




Oh, were you expecting a different ending? Ops🤭🩷✨
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#ineffable parents#heohlart#ineffable family#ineffable children#ineffable husbands fanart#ineffable babies#good omens fandom#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable idiots#ineffable spouses#ineffable lovers#aziracrow
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