#editing magic that's fucking how

[beck-nightengale]

Bitch just devoured her own soul. If that ain't metal as fuck, I don't know what is.

[aardvaark]

i <3 when parker appears out of thin air

[biromantic-barbie]

Season of the witch. 💜💛💚🩷💙🧡

do not repost/remove my username.

[feyd-rautha-apologist]

Lore for the set about the colonial history of North America:

Yeah there aren't actually any people living here at all (except for the cactus guys & they don't count) so you don't need to worry about the fact we're doing settler colonialism! Cowboys! You like cowboys right?

There are native american stand-ins here too but they're also coming here from another plane! There aren't any significant differences between them and the white characters, WotC doesn't see race! That's hip. That's Woke™.

Hey look, all those characters you liked from previous sets are here! Why are they here? Uh. Reasons. We put Rakdos in a cowboy hat isn't that quirky

Lore for the set that's about Mario Kart:

[wormy-worm]

in honor of Greg Universe Bisexualism day yesterday heres a handful of assorted Gregs and Roses from the past couple weeks. + some bonus Pearls <3

[goodomens-girlie]

why are they looking at me like that

sir I don’t know how to make your turnip into an inkwell

[avacdavra]

Blessed be the Daughters of Cain

[justalittlebluetiefling]

The fact that writing original fiction is just making stuff up seems so fake sometimes.

[archdevilsupreme]

Fellow arsonists and dearest onlookers,

THIS is the reminder you needed to maybe, just maybe, remember some idiot dragging along Cazador's corpse all around Baldur's Gate (for like most of Act 3, as I kinda ran into this palace at level 9 like a fucking idiot not knowing where tf I am until I thought, oh just fuck it and go through with it now (I did die a lot...)

I would like to present the "Bag Of Death- Shenanigans" to you!

These determined adventurers swore themselves to be as fucking ✨dramatic✨ as possible.

So they started putting every corpse of their enemies in a backpack. Which they then put into their camp chest. While they do often fight about who is a worse influence on the other, they can agree on being insufferable as a team thus I need you to imagine Mazikeen (my Tav) arranging this pile of corpses while Lord Fangs is just standing by complimenting her on the creative display and giving signature sass. He's not helping. Of course he's not. Why should he, his job is to make this shit burn. He's also 15 points behind on strength compared to her. I love the thought of her moving and carrying stuff for his majesty, Lord Fangs.

But anyway.... I'm straying...

Their teammates hate them & their bullshittery, all these two wanna do is commit arson all the fucking time. You thought Karlach is starting fires? Nuh uh, it's this hellfire duo, they're just little devils, all mischief, all mayhem- all the time. I love them for this. (Tbh we all know it's just me, I'm Fãerun's most pathetic revenge seeking arsonist.)

Also Astarion very much deserved to igni the fuck out of this pile (what a weird way to spell Cazador).

Thank you for your attention, here's to having fun with fire!

[steadybeat]

If I wrote the origional hadestown and someone edited it to the broadway version I would fucking shoot them dead

[crossbackpoke-check]

Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee

dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.

jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3

[midnightwind]

hey do you think the Crows control the mage circles in Antiva too, in some way? do you think the heads of Houses get handed the phylacteries of their mage members? do they bring in trainers from the Circles, or send them to classes in the towers, or do they have to wait for a mage to "graduate" before they can recruit them into a House properly? or are mages who are taken by the Crows just quietly ignored until the phylactery needs to be used?

[indigodawns]

a(u)dhd'ers, does anyone have any advice on how to tackle a project when you 1) have the entire day, 2) you're kind of sleepy and unmotivated and working from home and 3) you're soooooo slow but it needs to be finished today (which means somehow being faster than you've been over the entire past week)

like, what do you do to reward yourself for finishing a chapter, or what's a productive break that doesn't accidentally take me 2 hours but does feel rewarding?

[the-gayest-show]

Bro what..... I got accepted into one of the programs I had to do a supplementary application for... the one i submitted on February 1st right on due date...

Got the email apparently now at 12:07am and saw it at like 12:30am ish... (don't ask why I'm staying up late)

Bro I was genuinely tweaking out for 2 weeks and I'm accepted 😭😭😭😭😭😭

It's the 13th rn so it was 12 days

Somehow my messed up supplementary came in clutch because I forgot to mention which prompt out of the two I did the project on anywhere in there which was one of THE things they wanted (and I thought for sure I was flunking but nope they jumpscared me with a "Welcome to [school]" email!!!!

Bruh istg I need to know what the professors were thinking with my work because my unconventional ass submitted an mp3 audio project because I'm dogshit at film. At least the writing portion peaked (imho) and I guess they could've cross-referenced the two and figured out the prompt on their own, but i wish I could see what they marked my damn application and their comments.

[valentinoappreciator]

me, blissfully unaware that this specific song is going to throw me full-tilt into an imaginary relationship with a toxic, evil, manipulative, abusive pimp

me, seconds later

[hl-obsessed]

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