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heartache, and other aches
parings: melissa schemmenti x fem!reader
summary: working on the furthest side of Abbott meant you avoided the cameras a lot. especially when you would always have everything you need in your classroom. but the inevitable day came when you needed to journey to the teachers lounge.
warnings: language, smut, teasing, praise kink, mommy kink, fingering, cunnilings, aftercare, fluff at the end
a/n: the way i didnt know if there was just gonna be smut or more but the lawd made her pathđ (once again if you see mispells shhh i did proof but i mightbe missed somethings)
How could you have been so careless?! You avoided that hall all year. All. Year. Now towards the end you have to find Ava for a student file to write your report.
It was her lunch time you knew that much. Which is why you expexted her to be in her office. Eating her lunch like every other time youâve crossed her.
Carefully to not be in any camera, you made your way into the teacherâs lounge. Relieved when nobody but a few background teachers were in there.
âOh hey y/n! Weird seeing you here,â Ava came in with a smile. âLooking for something?â
âWell I hava a report and I needed the folder from your office but couldnât find you.â You puffed out while taking a seat. âAnd itâs even weirder that youâre in here without the others?â
And it was like a sixth sense, because you didnât end your conversation you just left and just missed the camera crew. Listening to the laughter of the few teachers in there.
âOne day theyâll catch her.â Jacob,laughed while walking in. âHas she ever really walked in here?â
Ava shrugged and went back to her lunch. Meanwhile Melissa and Barb walked in together.
âIâm serious Barb, even though were on the older side, we should try working out just once! Thereâs this nice, quiet gym not too far,â the red head was determined. âI read it was really friendly and neighborhood owned.â
âOh I know that gym!â Ava quipped. Catching both the womanâs attention. âYeah its really nice, a lot of the teachers around here tend to go to the more known gyms, but that one is friendly.â
âSee!â Melissa beamed.
Barb contiplated the thought. Only to shake her head once more. âIâm too old to dry and lift weights,â she sighed.
Melissa scoffed. But before she could say anything Jacob spoke up. âYa know, if youâre looking for a gym partner you could go ask y/n. She goes there daily.â
âY/n?â Melissa became puzzled. Who were you?
Ava nodded. âYeah, sheâs really good and fit. Fine as hell too! Sheâs in room 216.â
âThatâs on the other side of the school though?â Barbra furrowed her brows. Not understanding how thereâs a teacher sheâs never met.
The two shrug and left at the sound of the bell. â216 is where she can be found. No cameras though, or sheâll never let you in.â
The woman looked at each other, lost on the whole conversation. But then Barb smiled. âSeems like you have a gym buddy, which means I dont have to be!â She beamed. Taking her seat before the other teachers come in along with the camera crew.
Meanwhile, on the otherside of the school, Jacob and Ava came barging in. Disrupting your speech before you let your kids off to lunch and âstudy hallâ(which was really them in the library in the furthest corner)
âAlright, now I donât want another email from other teachers of you guys almost starting a fight. Youâre the oldest ones in this building, act like it. Now go, be free for an hour. When you get back weâre gonna vote for our last book of the year.â You dismissed. Watching as they all scattered.
âYouâre gonna thank us!â Jacob smiled hoping into your bean bag chair. You and Ava followed over.
âI may have found you that gym buddy you always wanted,â Ava filled you in quickly. âAnd sheâs your type.â
Your eyes widened. âAbsolutely not! I can work out if I know sheâs watching me!â You shook your head. âI appreciate it but when I said I wanted a gym buddy I meant more so someone who already goes to the same gym. Like, I donât knowâŚâ
âYou needed a little push! You are never going to act on that crush hidden in this well decorated and cozy and well stocked classroom,�� the two agreed. âJust give it a chance, who knows, maybe she wonât even come ask you!â
Just then there was a knock on your door. All three heads snapped to see the red head in question.
You were the first to look away. Wishing to be swallowed into a hole in the moment. âCan you two excuse us?â You whispered to them, ignoring their smiles. They nodded and scrambled away. âWhat can I do for you Ms. Schemmenti?â
âIâm sorryâŚI was just looking for Y/n?â She apologized. You only softly laughed. Making her realize, you were the one she was told about. But you look like you could barely hurt a fly. Your braids were almost perfectly done, your body fit your clothes in ways that nobody elseâs could, but most of all, you didnât look like you hit the gym everyday. âReally?â
âI was told I should be expecting you, but I didnât think Iâd get the honor so soon.â You moved to put papers around on the desk. âSo, what do I owe the visit?â
âIâve never once seen you on school grounds before.â She was still trying to process you. âI thought room 216 was Nancyâs class?â
âMrs. Freeman left last year, Ava knew of me and gave me the spot. Said sheâd keep it on the âDLâ for me.â You recapped the day she had texted you.
âAnd how close are you with Ava?â
âClose enough to be constantly invited out with her and never able to say no. She has this thing for trying to set me up with any woman who looks my way,â you could only chuckle at the antics.
Melissa lit up like a christmas tree at the mention. You? Woman? You canât be real!
You retreated to your desk. Folding you hands and resting your head on them. A silence taking over the room. One you didnât like. âWhyâd you come here?â
She took a hesitant step closer. âIâŚI wanted to ask you about the gym you go to?â You nodded lightly for her to conintue. âDo you by chance want a work out buddy? Because I know Iâm old but it-,â
âYouâre not old?â You cut her off. Shaking you head with furrowed brows. âAnd Iâd be more than happy to have you accompany me, but just know I go a bit late. Iâll pick you up later, how does that sound?â
Melissa was at a loss for words, so she shook her head and went on her way. Instantly coming back in to write down her number and address. A deep blush covering her face and chest.
You however, kept your face neutral. Trying to hide the overwhelming excitement that flooded your bones.
Once she was gone you could only kick your feet and silently scream.
~~~~~~~~
It was late. Almost considerably too late. You text Melissa at 7 saying be ready by 8:30. And you however, didnât know she lived on the further side of the city. So by 9:30 you had arrived. Ringing her doorbell.
The door opened, and she didnât look pleased with your timing. âYouâre an hour late.â
âYou failed to mention you lived closer to Mrs. Howard.â You frowned. She let you in, signaling for you to wait in the kitchen.
âAnd you know where Barbra lives? None of us have even ever seen you, so how would you know?â She raised a brow. Making a water bottle for herself.
You blushed at how you knew. âIt may have been a one night stand over here. And one morning before work I saw her leaving. She leaves so early.â
Melissa scoffed. A feeing of jealousy bubbled in her. âYou? A one night stand? I highly doubt it!â
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â You folded your arms. Suddenly feeing agitated. âYou donât think I have it in me?â
âNo! I really donât. I mean look at you. You look like you could pass as a librarian with how small and cute you are. You hardly look like you drink.â She turned. Resting agaisnt the counter.
She was challenging you and you both knew it. But you wouldnât back down from this. âReally? Thats what I appear to you? A fragile librarian?â
âNothing short of one. Iâm surprised you even have a gym membership.â She shurgged. âDonât worry angel, its ok to be a librarian.â
Angel. âWeâre on nicknames already?â You quirked a brow. You attempted to ignore the blush that heavily took over your face.
âI guess we are. So it seems you have to give me one. Its only fair.â She beamed. Straightening up once you started to walk forward. You had this look in your eyes that she couldnât decipher.
Soon enough you had her between yourself and the counter she once rested on. Her breathing picked up slightly. How could you have this effect?
You leaned in close to her ear. Biting on her lobe before humming. âIâll have to thinkâŚwhat aboutâŚmommy?â You smiled pulling away to look in her eyes.
They were darker than before and just as she inched closer to connect your lips, you pulled back. Pushing off her and walking towards the door.
âGym gets empty in an hour, itâll be perfect timing.â You acted as if nothing happened. As if you didnât just flirt heavily with her.
âHow far is the gym?â Melissa tried to recollect herself.
You beamed, âonly twenty minutes away. But, you picked someone whoâs been going to the same gym since freshman year.â
Her green eyes widened. âWhatâs that supposed to mean?!â She followed you out.
You both got in the car and you just smiled at her. Starting the drive while humming along to the music.
And the night was the start of many. But every single night after, you would go home to take the worlds coldest showers. You were always down for her. Hands always on her, and you said it was just spotting. You never went more than a fether light touch.
But your eyes had a mind of their own. They would stare at her. Her ever curve. The way her workout clothes hugged and did her justice. How her hair was tied up until she would shake it out and then flash you a smile. Throwing a wink in as well.
âSchemmenti, better be careful before I start making moves on you.â You would joke.
âAnd who says I donât want you to do that? Wouldnt you like to be mommyâs?â Was always her reply. Knowing that the words made you flush.
But she never knew you would go home to your bed. Hand between your legs while you played out many fantasies with her.
Always imaging it was her fingers knuckle deep. Aways her edging you till tears. Always her praising you. Always a good girl for mommy she would whisper in your ear as she pounded into you.
Or if it was you in the cold shower with her warm body behind you. Her hand tracing tight circles in a fast pattern till you were shaking in her arms. A whisper of youâre ok, mommyâs here. I got you.
Maybe it was the one of you and her at the empty gym. You would catch her staring at you while you took off your sweatshirt. Crimson covering your face as you looked away. Her soft hand would cup your face a smirk on her face. Mommyâs pretty play thing would fall from her mouth.
Or worse. Somehow and someway she would drop by unexpectedly while you moaned her name. You wouldnt even make it to your bed. Youd be sprawled out on the couch in the sweatshirt she once gave you when some guys checked you out. Whimpers and pleads for her to come finish you. She would chuckle mommyâs dirty girl. Couldnât even make it to your room.
âY/n? Girl who is taking up that mind of yours?â Ava walked in your class. She had caught you staring looking so stressed out at your papers. âIs it that gym buddy?â She teased. Laughing loudly when your let your head fall and nod.
âAva, itâs a curse I swear!â You whined. Rolling your head to watch her sit on the rolly chair and come close. âItâs literally every night at this point. Iâm in heat or whatever constantly and nothing is soothing it. I even tried a one night stand with some random lady at a bar and it didnât work! I justâŚsheâs making me feel like there is nothing but her to fix it.â
âOk, then have sex with her!â Ava chirped. Her smile was different though. You knew that smile. That was the smile of mischief.
You picked you head up when you registered it. âAva what did you do?â
She snorted as there was a knock at your door. âGave you the boost you needed.â She wiggled her brows before you looked at the door.
Melissa stood there. Smirking at everything you said. âIâm out before it gets sweaty, this lace ainât cut out for that!â
She rushed passed mummbling something to Melissa before looking at you. She flipped her hair and walked out.
You couldnt move. The redness on your face began to infect your chest. And it wasnât any help that you wore a cami with a cradigan today.
Melissa walked in, closing the door behind her, you missed when she locked it. âSoâŚâ Her voice was low. âIs it true?â
You couldnât look at her. You were beyond embarrassed. You opened your mouth but shut it almost instantly.
âLook at me baby,â she hummed. You couldnât tell if this was real or not. Your breathing was quick. You had to be in a dream. âAngel. I wonât ask again.â
On that you turned you head. Thinking the blush couldnt deepen until you felt fire. She was right there. So close.
Her index finger was under your chin, making you look up at her. âEvery night?â
A quiet whimper left your throat. It was so quiet. You thought you would be safe seeing as your heart beat was louder.
âEvery night.â She said again with the devilâs grin. âIâll see you tonight for the gym angel, wear something cute ok?â
You couldâve died right there. You gave her a dazed nod. Lips parting as she walked away.
But as her hand made the lock, you couldnât contain yourself. You moved quicker than your chair falling to the ground. The sudden noise making Melissa turn to find you already behind her.
You, with no thought behind your eyes, grabbed her face and pulled her into a kiss. It was seering for you. It was what you wanted. What you needed to further everything youâve ever thought of.
Every dirty thought about her suddenly felt possible. It was now a maybe that you could have this woman. All you wanted was this woman.
It was what you needed to let out that needy whimper for her. The noise wasnât even close to embarrassing you. You knew you would be a mess for her. And the noises that would come from you were what she needed.
Melissa kissed you back, maybe not as intense, but certainly telling you she wanted it too. But the moment that beautiful noise you let out made its way to her ears, she couldnât take it. She broke away first.
Her eyes slowly opened before yours. You still were in your own world. Even while your eyes were open. She could see the fuzziness in those blown pupils.
âIâll see you later angel, be good for me will yaâ?â She pecked your cheek before leaving you.
Tears pricked at your eyes. You needed her desperately and didnât know if you could make it till that late. But you wanted to be her good girl, so even if it made you ache, you would hold off.
Thatâs exactly what happened though. Your body ached and your lips longed for her. Her soft touch caressing you in ways you couldnât think were possible. Her green eyes staring down at you as you came undone from just another kiss. How her teeth would shine when she smiles at you again. How her teeth would feel with her nibbling at your heated skin.
You couldnât pull it together. You knew you couldnât. You had to see her again. Itâs how you found your way to her class room. You never went in though.
What if you come off too needy? What if she gets repulsed by it? How badly you need her though. Her soft touch would make you fall apart almost instantly.
Your thoughts got the better of you and you broke into a sweat. Feeling suddenly too hot to even breathe.
You knew you werenât gonna make it. You wanted to try. You had only two hours left. How bad could that be?
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Terrible. Thats how it was. Not only did you get flirtatious text every ten minutes, but your students had noticed your sudden ansy behavior. Your leg was constantly bouncing, you had hardly taught them anything, barely looked up to see what they were doing. You just couldnât break your eyes away from the papers.
âMs. y/l/n?â One student called. Getting a distant hum from you. âAre you ok? You lookinâ mad flushedâŚâ
âYeah, Iâm fine. Um our book for the rest of the year. Do you guys really want to do it?â You glamced around at them all. Everyone was agreeing no. âRight, ok, so what if we didnât then? What if I told you your last project is a presentation on whatever you want?â
They all seemed to enjoy that idea so much more. âWhy the sudden change?â A girl poked.
You shrugged. âYouâre not gonna learn anything from a book. So the book presentation will be changed to what you want. Just somehow connect it to what weve learned. You can start now, or the rest of the day is yours!â You had a small smile watching them move around.
That was how your day ended. A loud class and shaky legs.
The first moment they were all gone, was the same one as you locking the door and crumbling onto the ground.
The ache between your legs was excruciating. You needed a relief and you needed it soon or you might actually die.
Your hand gripped at your stomach. It felt tense. Too tense. You were so focused on trying to pull yourself together, you missed the knock on your door. Also the rattling of the door knob.
Tears began to stream down your face. How could one woman not touch you and make you feel so much?
âY/n! Hun, are you ok?â You could hear the worried voice of Melissa next to you. Her hand delicately falling on your back. The contact made you cry out. Trying to get away from the pain. âAngel, whatâs wrong?â
You shook your head. Grabbing on the side of a desk and standing up. âN..Nothing. Iâm ok!â You tried. Eyes glancing to Ava who was confused. But once she saw your eyes, she knew exactly what was wrong.
âJust text me if you need anything!â She winked before closing the door and rushing away.
Melissa stared at you as you tried to collect your bags. âY/n?â You kept in your own world. âY/n, please talk to me.â
You turned and looked at her. Staring in her eyes with the widest pupilâs sheâs ever seen. âIâŚyouâreâŚâ You couldnt get any of it out. So you kissed her. Not like earlier. Not with the heat you had been feeling. No. This was more simple. Careful. Meaningful.
âOhâŚâ She hummed once you pulled back. âI seeâŚâ
You frowned. There was something that told you, you werenât getting that relief so easily. It pained you again that more tears sprang from your eyes.
âPlease,â you whispered out. Choking on a quiet sob. âI..I canât handle it. Iâll be good but please Mel. It hurts,â you could only whisper these words.
She held you cheek, her thumb wiping away the tears. She kissed the top of your head. âLets go home then? Iâll cook you dinner, how does that sound?â
You had a glisten in your eye. She said home. As if you already were herâs. You hugged her tightly, burrying you head into her neck.
âI know princess,â She had a smile in her words. âLets go home.â
You two left hand in hand out the building. Never once letting go (except for putting your bags down).
Melissa opened the door for you, âMake yourself cozy on the couch baby, Iâll bring you over clothes to change into.â
You furrowed your brows. You didnât leave clothes here? But when Melissa handed you the sweatshirt, and only the sweatshirt, you lit up at her.
Pulling all your clothes off right there and covering yourself in her. Hugging yourself tightly and smelling the fabric.
âCome on baby, come keep me company while I cook yeah?â She held out her hand. Beaming once you took it.
She could sense you felt better. And you were. All her attention was yours. You were glowing in it.
Melissa lifted you up onto the counter. Standing between your legs and placing a soft kiss to your lips.
You watched her cook while sipping on a glass if juice. You werenât that big of a drinker, which came as no surprise to you fiery red head.
She had assumed so too, and last night when Ava texted her the plan, she had to go buy you apple juice (Ava mentioned it was your favorite).
Once she finished she handed you the plate and stayed between your legs. Both of you ate off of the same plate while talking.
Melissa, however, could only focus on how cute you looked. Sitting here in her sweatshirt, in her home. Most of all, it was the look in your eyes any time you got to put a fork full of pasta in her mouth. Had she fallen deeper than she thought?
âMelly?â You frowned. You had asked a question and she just stared at you. Almost smitten by something.
She leaned forward, kissing you all over your face with care. Placing a final one to your lips. âIâm sorry angel, whatâd you say?â
âI asked howd you learned to cook so fast?â You cheesed. The kisses making up for the lack of undivided attention.
âI grew up with it. Itâs a family thing I guess.â She answered. Her eyes falling to the plate that was empty. âLetâs get cleaned up?â
You nodded your head and hopped down the counter. Getting ready to wash the plate until you were stopped. âBaby, youâre at home, relax.â
She did it again. The home thing. You couldnât understand it, but the feeling it was making you feel. Warm and fuzzy.
Melissa tried to push you to the couch, which was her having to lead you the entire way. She tried to leave you alone. Yet you didnât want to be away from her. You grabbed her hand and pulled her down to you. Kissing her lips hungrily.
She tried to hide her excitement for what would happen, but she wanted to see you wait longer. âSoon pretty girl,â She said into the kiss.
You grew upset at that. âIâve been good! I canât wait any longer!â You fussed. âYouâre not being fair.â
She laughed at that. Not a soft chuckle, a full laugh. One that actually made you feel a bit embarrassed at this childish behavior. âYou are such a needy thing. But I have to clean up dinner before we do anything.â Her hand rested on your chest. Feeling the drumming of your heart.
You grabbed at her wrist. Slowly teasing yourself as you pushed it to run down you body. Letting her cup you heat. Feeling how soaked you were.
A moan leaving you as she took control and added pressure. âPlease!â You damn near screamed. Your eyes glossed over. âI need you! I canât wait!â
She kissed your neck. Once. Twice. Then sunk her teeth into your pulse point. Listening to your body as you bucked into her hand. Trying to get yourself off on it.
âBe careful baby, if I start now I donât know if weâll make it to school tomorrow.â She smirked at you. âOr do you want me to wreck this pretty pussy?â
You nodded your head eagerly. âYes! God! Yes!â You shook. Was it cause you were cold? Or was it you were that in need? The answer was definitely the latter. Your body felt on fire. It was too hot in this sweatshirt but you didnât want to take it off.
Her lips found yours. Her hand wrapping your legs around her. Where she lifted you up. The gym really did begin to pay off. âThen who am I to deny you?â
She walked you all the way to her bed. Gently setting you on the edge while she knelt at the end. Kissing in your thighs and over your waistband.
Her index fingers hooked between the band and your skin, she dreadfully slow pulled them down. Down your thighs. Down your calfs. Onto the floor.
The fabric was almost instantly replaced with her mouth. She wasnât going to waste a single second.
âGod, angel, you taste so good. And youâre so wet. All this for me?â She licked you up. Wanting ever drop you would give her.
The feeling brought you right to the edge. Youâd been longing for so long. âMellyâŚâ
âYouâre so sensitive baby, go ahead.â She granted. Feeling how you hand held her close while you rode out your high. She smiled once you let up.
You were panting for her. Shaking already. âWhat do you want from me angel? What can-,â you pulled her close. Hugging onto her while your hips grinded against her still.
Your lips ghosted over her ear. Your warm breath sending shivers over her. âWant mommy to ruin me.â You hummed.
She never thought you would say that name in this situation. She truly thought you two were joking about the name.
When she looked into your eyes, hers turned to a forest green almost. She had to give you everything. Had to keep you.
âGet comfortable then my princess. Mommyâs gonna make sure you canât remember anything but the feelings.â She pushed you up further on the bed.
Her jeans brushed over your naked half. Making you realize how much clothing she had on compared to you.
âMellyâŚâ You called for her attention. Immediately getting her eyes on you, making you smile. âYour clothes.â
You pulled at her shirt. Desperate to see her supple skin. âWhy donât you do the honors then?â
No second was given before you were sitting up. Hands at the hem of her shirt. Fingers dancing under as you pushed it up. Revealing the sight you desired. Your eyes snapped up to hers. Not wanting to be disrespectful (even though she had just eaten you out).
âYouâre beautifulâŚâ You kissed her. All of the heat and need you felt was gone. This was raw emotions.
This was you.
And Melissa knew that. Its what made her falter from her spot.
How could someone as young as you think that about her? You had so many options and here you were.
She knew she had fallen in love. But she would wait to tell you that.
âLet me make you feel good,â you climbed on top of her lap. Kissing from her lips, to her jaw, and down her neck. Leaving only one bruise on her pulse point.
Her moans and airy gasp fueled you to keep going. She needed this just as much as you did.
Your hands pushed her back. Now she laid and gave you better access to her collar bone. Were you left more hickeys. She would be in sweatshirts for at least a week.
âBabyâŚâ her breathy voice was almost begging.
You lifted up, looking in her eyes. âWhat do you need mommy?â You smiled that charming smile.
She bucked her hips up at the name, listening to you laugh. âI need you my pretty girl. Touch me in ways youâve dreamt ok? Can you be my good girl and do that?â
You couldnât lie, as much as you wanted her to take you, this was better. This was something you didnât know you wanted.
Your left hand caressed her boob, making her arch into your touch. Giving you the chance to unclasp the bra. Freeing her chest from the restraints.
You pulled it off and connected your mouth to her right boob. Your hand playing with the other. You couldnât help put graze your teeth over her sensitive bud.
You switched shortly after. Her moans spurring you on in ways you never knew. âJust like that baby. Such a good girl for mommy,â she moaned. Her words pulling a moan from you as well.
You began to drop your kisses lower. Taking time to acknowledge her body. Hands running around, trying to memorize everything.
You kissed along the waistband of her jeans. Your eyes looking up to hers, finding them already looking at you.
You shifted to slot a thigh between hers. Pressing it against her core hard. Watching her arch into it.
She knew you had done this before, but she never expected you to be so good at knowing where to hit.
âYour jeans mommy,â you left sensual kisses behind her ear. âTheyâre restricting.â
She didnât answer, no, instead she fumbled with the buttons and zipper. Letting you assist her in getting them off and on the floor. You had her completely at you mercy. This was becoming better and better.
You met her cute pink panties. Smirking at the little bow it had. âMommy, youâre soaked.â You eyes shined in the dim lighting. âCan I?â
Her hips bucked, âOf course princess, but hurry!â
And hurry you did. You dived right in. Your tongue working wonders on her bundle of nerves. You worked her up quickly with just one muscle. Dipping down to her hole and feeling it clenching around nothing. You teased her like you knew would have you pinned.
âJust like that baby! Mommyâs so close!â Melissa panted. Her hips snapping to meet your movement. âRight there! Fuck! Donât stop!â
But you did. You did stop. You pulled away and waited for her response. Her head rolled to look at you. Her mouth opening to yell, scream, all because you denied her. Yet it fell open when you slammed three fingers in easily. You felt her walls flutter around you. Smirking at how you had her.
You had the Melissa Schemmenti coming undone on your fingers.
You kissed at her neck. Guiding her through the high and trying to ignore the ache you felt once again.
She sat up and pulled you into a kiss. âMommyâs good girl.â She whispered. Listening to the whimper that left you. She hummed at the noise. âIs someone all needy again?â
You nodded with a sad face. Grabbing her hand and guiding it to where you wanted it. Gasping once she didnât even hesitate to slipping three fingers into you. You shuddered and held onto her shoulders.
âGo on, since you wanna be the top so bad. Ride mommyâs fingers. Fuck yourself until you forget about all the woman in the past. The ones that will never fuck you like how I will.â She said against your ear. Feeling you start to bounce in her hands.
âJust like that baby. Look at you!â
âI bet you wont ever whore yourself out to anyone again.â
âYouâre so perfect.â
âMommyâs pretty girl.â
Her words hit you hard. They did things to your mind that connected to your core. âMommyâŚIâm-,â
âI know you are angel. Go ahead. Mommy wants to feel you cum.â You started to become sloppy. Shaking when she curled her fingers to hit you right. Making you fall apart in her arms. Gripping onto her shoulders for some form of grounding.
You hide your burning cheeks in her neck. Giving almost non exsisting kisses to her skin.
And after a moment, she slowly pulled out her fingers. Hushing the nosies that left you. âI know, I know baby. But mommyâs not done with you yet.â
Your eyes grew at those words. What else had she planned on.
Carefully, Melissa laid you down and moved to her drawers. âDonât move or youâll ruin the surpirse baby.â You couldnât see her. But you werenât alone for long. She had you above her again. Hovering over her lap. âHow are you feeling y/n?â
She could see the lost mindset you were in. Was she going to far with this? Your eyes were trained between you both.
âItâs bigâŚâ you could only swallow. âWill it hurt?â
âOnly for a minute baby. We can take it slow, ok? Or we can stop here.â She gave you options.
You were silent. âWhat ifâŚI donât want to go slow? What ifâŚI want it to be quick and painful?â You looked at her. She was clearly shocked. âOr! we can, I mean we donât!â
You got cut of by the loudest moan of your life. She bottomed out in you in one quick movement. You felt the burn. The stretch.
She wasnât one to let you go shy on her now. Melissa wanted to watch you loose your senses. Itâs how you ended on your back as she pounded into you.
The red head showed absolutely no mercy for you. She wanted to overstimulate you.
Her thumb was added to your clit. She was moving fast. Faster than you wouldâve ever thought possible. But god did it feel amazing.
Melissa seemed to know your body more than you. She brought you through several orgasms in such a quick manner. Making you loose all verbal responses and just noises.
You didnât know bow many you were on but you felt wiped. Too sensitive. You quickly came, and as she fucked you through it, you could tell she was gonna push you for another. But you thought couldnât take another.
You tapped on her hand, hopinf she would let up, but she didnât. She just laughed. âOne more baby. Youâre doing so good for me. Such a sweet girl. Letting mommy fuck you like this. You can give me on more right? After that weâll get you all cleaned up. Be a good girl for me and cum, princess.â She talked you through it. Staring intently as you shook under her. âThatâs it pretty girl. Youâre ok. Mommyâs here.â
She took the chance while you were blissed out to pull out and discard of the fake appendage. Scooping you into her arms and holding you tightly as you cried in her arms.
They were happy tears. âI know, Iâm sorry baby. You did so well. So incredibly well. I canât even believe the feelings you feel right now. Youâre mommyâs good girl. Her sweet girl. Her princess. Imma move is to the bathroom ok? Weâll take a nice warm bubble bath.â
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That morning you woke up in someone elseâs bed. You rolled to look at the side clock. It was well into the day now. You missed work, andnit wouldâve made you worried if there wasnât a certain woman walking in with a bag of food.
âGood morning sunshine,â She was quiet. Last night rushed back to you in a flash. âHow do you feel?â
You sat up and could only smile with sleep. âDid you call Ava?â Was your first question.
âShe was the one who had the subs covered the moment we left yesterday. I brought you your favorite.â She held up the bag.
You furrowed your brows. âBut thatâs all the way across thw city?â
âI know, but my special girl deserved it.â She sat down with you and started placing the food on the covers.
âWait! The sheets are covered inâŚâ You were worried. You werenât one to let good food be touched like that.
âI changed them last night. You fell asleep in the tub and I took it as a chance. I promise theyâre all clean.â She winked at you.
You looked at her with a blank stare. She was about to ask you âwhatâ but you brought her close and kissed her with care.
âThank you Melly,â you whispered out.
She hummed. âOf course angel, youâre at home, you might as well be treated like a queen.â
âYou did it again.â
âWhat?â
âHome?â
âYeah?â
âYou keep saying this is my home?â
âCause it is?â
âNo, this is yours?â
âY/n, have you not gotten it yet?â
âGotten what?â
âIâll explain it simply for you ok? I, a older woman whose been through divorce, know what I want. Now you, a younger woman who still has so much to learn, have not been through divorce. But, I, the older woman, am going to keep you for as long as you let me. Youâre my good girl, and no matter what, you always will have this place to be home.â
Tears pricked you eyes. Nobody has ever done such a thing for you. Even if she was right, you didnât know what you wanted. But you wanted her. You wanted a future with her.
You kissed her hard with emotion. Soon hugging her and burrying your head into her neck. âThank you Melly.â
âOf course, angel. Now eat before your food gets cold.â She detangled you from her.
Both if you smiled at each other. You knew you were in love with this woman, itâs just a matter of time.
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YAPI. I FINALLY FINISHED HURRAH.
Collection of Au Sans. Lol.
WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG?...
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Cleaning with ADHD be like:
1. *the sudden urge to get my life together*
2. Start by putting some clothes back to the closet
3. Find clothes you haven't seen in a while: get distracted, spend the next hour trying on different clothes
4. Snap back to reality and get angry with yourself for losing focus.
5. Stand in front of your door, stare at your room and daydream of all the possible things you could do next.
6. Snap back to reality and realise you've been spacing out for a good 10 minutes
7. Decide to put on music
8. Spend an hour trying to pick out songs that fit your current mood
9. Finally get back to cleaning
10. Vibe hard with the music, get the urge to listen to a specific song
11. *back in the music picking loop*
12. See a message/notification and click it
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13. Snap back to reality 2 hours later, realise it is getting late and you should just sleep
15. Cry about your miserable attempt at cleaning your room
16. Go to bed, try to sleep
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17. At 3am, get the sudden urge to get your life together again. Decide to act on it tomorrow
18. Wake up, too tired to do anything
So how are yall doing today-
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help iâm pretty sure my best friend is Spiders Georg
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" should to talk easier "
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So I was re-reading 'Magnus chase'...
So we have Greek mythology, Norse mythology, Egyptian mythology, and now Christianity ???đ
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why are they looking at me like that
sir I donât know how to make your turnip into an inkwell
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people spend hours for clear skin and i use this
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