#shut up about wrestling

[fishwikipedia]

imagine some creepy rat man slots himself into your family dynamic and then your dad tries to strangle your mom in front of you and two weeks later your new rat uncle sends you a message like “hey buddy where you been man. we miss you” yuta get the fuck outta there

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[frownyalfred]

Clark being annoying in the Marvel universe after getting accidentally transported there: well MY billionaire vigilante would never do this—

[superkickme]

"This is our moment, and this is our time. I'm with him on this one."

[alexablissmark]

and again (hook x reader)

warning: animal death

gn reader, lots of fluff 😫

it was just like any other night after a show. laying in the hotel bed sheets with your friend Hook in a comfortable silence. you were both mindlessly on your phones, you on instagram reels, but you were unsure of what Hook was doing - probably texting someone.

it was silent until a video of someone documenting their final moments with their dog before having to put him down made you tear up. Hook heard your sniffling.

"what's up?" he said.

"the video... someone filmed their last moments with their dog, look!" you said as you showed him the video.

"aw,"

"it's just- i don't, i don't know why im crying so much i- it's ugh," you cried.

you hugged Hook for some sort of emotional support. he hugged you back and fell silent. you guys stayed like that for a while, and you exclaimed how the video was dumb and you shouldn't be an emotional mess over it. Hook tried to assure you it was fine. but the tears stopped when the hands that were around your waist moved and...... it tickled. you let out a small giggle.

he gave you a bit of a funny look.

"sorry, it just uh- it tickled a little bit," you said with a smile.

"oh, you're ticklish?" he asked. there was an underlying tone to this you did not like.

"no," you lied while giving him wide eyes.

he knew you were lying and tackled you. he proceeded to attack you for multiple minutes, all the while you could only lay there and beg for mercy. there was no escape. all you could do was plead until he stopped. Hook was vicious. every time you'd think he was done, he'd go straight back at it again. you were helpless.

you looked up at him, and you both realized the position you were in. upside down on the bed, your hands above your head, and his legs on either side of you so you couldn't move.

maybe it was the adrenaline, or maybe something else, but you decided to be bold.

you grabbed his face, and you kissed him, ever so gently. you didn't want to scare him away. but also because the underlying fear of him rejecting you was still ever-present. you pulled apart, but not for long. because he kissed you again.

and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and aga-

"must you smother me?" you asked in between kisses.

"mhm," he said.

"trying to make up for lost time," he added.

"what does that mean?"

"it means i've been too much of a pussy to ask you out for months."

you were content with that answer so you went back to letting Hook kiss you again.

and again.

and again.

and again.

[howlinghunters]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP.

ADAM SAID HE LOVES MAXWELL!!!

[devilsxhook]

if hook somehow miraculously wins tonight i will never shut up about it

[the-kipsabian]

whoever said that the nick/kip match on friday needs to be quick (in their credit at least they wanted kip to win) excuse you i deserve at least 10 to 15 minutes of one of the greatest matchups of all time thank you very much

[jupiterjunebug]

im hoping the krillow qualifier was a way of having willow retain in a match at cmll without kris looking like a complete scrub that lost like 5 times in a row

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie: Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Steve: uh, Lemmy?

Eddie: bzzzzt

Steve: …God?

Eddie: wrong again! Trick question! Lemmy *is* god

Steve: *sighs deeply*

[dj-of-the-coven]

As someone who’s a former wrestler, one thing that I appreciate about neo twewy is that the kids are realistically animated in battle based on their level of experience. From what I can tell, Beat’s the only one actually equipped to fight without psychs, because he takes a proper battle stance: knees crouched, legs staggered, arms up, shuffling without crossing his legs in front of each other. all those are things you learn early on in contact sports, but especially wrestling, in which the stance is critical to get an edge on the opponent. In contrast, Rindo and Shoka both act pretty similarly to how they would out of battle, the only difference being that they shuffle around quickly when something comes close to them. I find this pretty telling--it means that neither of them have ever been in fights that they couldn’t win with magic.

Both Nagi and Fret’s stances look like they’re mimicking Beat’s very poorly, and whether or not this is true, what it actually says to me is that they’re trying to copy something they’ve seen on TV or in a cartoon. Nagi has her arms up way too high and is leaving her core wide open, plus her legs get too close together sometimes, which could be a fatal mistake in melee combat. Fret bounces too much. He wastes energy on movements that he doesn’t need, which you can see an absence of in Beat’s similar position, where he shuffles slowly and attentively. Neku’s stance is probably the least effective: his legs are spread out comically wide and for the most part seems to just be standing there. The exact name for that stance escapes me--we used to jokingly call it the reverse T pose--but it essentially indicates that Neku has NEVER participated in melee combat without magic, nor could he if he tried. Take away that baby’s psychs and a stiff breeze would knock him on his ass. Anyway I just have to commend the developers’ attention to detail, because it says a lot about their characters.

[fishwikipedia]

the blackpool combat club violently dissolves [09/07/2024]

[carlyraejepsans]

don't you love (hate) being at your relatives' and trying to write with no headphones (pure hate) while having to hear your family talk shit about you (blind fucking hate) out loud in the other room knowing perfectly well you can hear them (hate. hate. H. A. T. E. hate.)

[adampage]

in what world were any of us entitled to hangman clarifying his thoughts on taking advice?

if anyone took his first statement about advice the wrong way, they’re a fucking idiot. point fucking blank. that includes the man who fucking blew up about it at the scrum

[blackeyesandfistfights]

this clip of punk has completely destroyed my entire life btw

[onewingedluci]

I WAKE UP AND NOT ONLY ARE ADAM AND MAX BEING ACTUAL BESTIES BUT THE GOLDEN LOVERS ARE GONNA BE REUNITED AGAIN

FIRST VIDEO I SAW ON MY TWITTER TIMELINE WAS KENNY GOING CHECK THE SCREEN YOU BITCH

AND THEN THE NEXT ONE WAS ADAM AND MAX PLAYING VIDEO GAMES MY TIMELINE WAS PERFECTLY CURATED THIS MORNING

BUT FUCK IT IM SO EXCITED FOR BLOOD AND GUTS NOW WE ARE WATCHING IT LIVE I DO NOT CARE IF I HAVE WORK