#shut up about wrestling

[fishwikipedia]

why did he say that

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[frownyalfred]

Clark being annoying in the Marvel universe after getting accidentally transported there: well MY billionaire vigilante would never do this—

[mjsparkour]

I’m just a girl that can’t stop talking about paulirulan fail marriage whatever. sorry. sue me.

Today’s random paulirulan brainrot induced psychosis has brought this idea of the perfect person for Irulan to the forefront of my mind. What I find to be so fascinating is the fact that if you were to put Paul on paper to Irulan he is kind of more than her ideal man, like soulmate territory, seriously. I don’t mean this in a made for each other stereotypical romantic kinda of way because that can’t be helped (this is a FAIL marriage). Also they’re both, you know, products of eugenics.

I say this simply because of the fact that Paul is the Kwisatz Haderach and can see through the fabric of time and space. He can look into the past just as much into the future and see whatever he needs. Irulan as a historian would become rightfully obsessed with someone that possessed that type of ability. Which is why I think it’s safe to say even though she came to terms with her love for him I really do feel like part of the reason she dedicates her life to writing Paul’s histories is because (besides it being necessary) she was in proximity with someone that had this extraordinary ability to see into the past in a way she could only ever dream. I feel like this really brings home the tragic aspects of Irulan’s character in a very real way. She doesn’t know how to love or what it truly feels like. Yet you can see why she would come to love Paul, but I don’t know how you would be able to make the case vice versa. What is it about Irulan that Paul would come to love? Her father is the reason for the destruction of House Atriedes, He’s already fallen in love with another woman by the time he meets her, and if we were going by book canon her pride gets in the way of her being a good bene gesserit student so her abilities are subpar. She also poisons Chani so she can’t have kids (something that Paul enables her to do so that Chani can live longer btw since folks like to forget?). This is what makes the movie canon so interesting to me though. Irulan is different in the adaptation.

Irulan has become a good student of the bene gesserit teachings. The former emperor tells her she will be a formidable empress and Paul tells her they will rule over the universe together, it’s all quite different. So while right now I can’t really imagine what it is Paul would come to love about Irulan given the circumstances are different, I think we might be given more insight as to what that would look like (in someway) in this upcoming adaptation of messiah.

[superkickme]

"This is our moment, and this is our time. I'm with him on this one."

[alexablissmark]

and again (hook x reader)

warning: animal death

gn reader, lots of fluff 😫

it was just like any other night after a show. laying in the hotel bed sheets with your friend Hook in a comfortable silence. you were both mindlessly on your phones, you on instagram reels, but you were unsure of what Hook was doing - probably texting someone.

it was silent until a video of someone documenting their final moments with their dog before having to put him down made you tear up. Hook heard your sniffling.

"what's up?" he said.

"the video... someone filmed their last moments with their dog, look!" you said as you showed him the video.

"aw,"

"it's just- i don't, i don't know why im crying so much i- it's ugh," you cried.

you hugged Hook for some sort of emotional support. he hugged you back and fell silent. you guys stayed like that for a while, and you exclaimed how the video was dumb and you shouldn't be an emotional mess over it. Hook tried to assure you it was fine. but the tears stopped when the hands that were around your waist moved and...... it tickled. you let out a small giggle.

he gave you a bit of a funny look.

"sorry, it just uh- it tickled a little bit," you said with a smile.

"oh, you're ticklish?" he asked. there was an underlying tone to this you did not like.

"no," you lied while giving him wide eyes.

he knew you were lying and tackled you. he proceeded to attack you for multiple minutes, all the while you could only lay there and beg for mercy. there was no escape. all you could do was plead until he stopped. Hook was vicious. every time you'd think he was done, he'd go straight back at it again. you were helpless.

you looked up at him, and you both realized the position you were in. upside down on the bed, your hands above your head, and his legs on either side of you so you couldn't move.

maybe it was the adrenaline, or maybe something else, but you decided to be bold.

you grabbed his face, and you kissed him, ever so gently. you didn't want to scare him away. but also because the underlying fear of him rejecting you was still ever-present. you pulled apart, but not for long. because he kissed you again.

and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and aga-

"must you smother me?" you asked in between kisses.

"mhm," he said.

"trying to make up for lost time," he added.

"what does that mean?"

"it means i've been too much of a pussy to ask you out for months."

you were content with that answer so you went back to letting Hook kiss you again.

and again.

and again.

and again.

[dynamitekansai]

WWE: UCE to UCE! Jey Uso is not here to fight, just wants to share some words of wisdom with Solo Sikoa…

[howlinghunters]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP.

ADAM SAID HE LOVES MAXWELL!!!

[devilsxhook]

if hook somehow miraculously wins tonight i will never shut up about it

[the-kipsabian]

whoever said that the nick/kip match on friday needs to be quick (in their credit at least they wanted kip to win) excuse you i deserve at least 10 to 15 minutes of one of the greatest matchups of all time thank you very much

[jupiterjunebug]

im hoping the krillow qualifier was a way of having willow retain in a match at cmll without kris looking like a complete scrub that lost like 5 times in a row

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie: Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Steve: uh, Lemmy?

Eddie: bzzzzt

Steve: …God?

Eddie: wrong again! Trick question! Lemmy *is* god

Steve: *sighs deeply*

[carlyraejepsans]

don't you love (hate) being at your relatives' and trying to write with no headphones (pure hate) while having to hear your family talk shit about you (blind fucking hate) out loud in the other room knowing perfectly well you can hear them (hate. hate. H. A. T. E. hate.)

[adampage]

in what world were any of us entitled to hangman clarifying his thoughts on taking advice?

if anyone took his first statement about advice the wrong way, they’re a fucking idiot. point fucking blank. that includes the man who fucking blew up about it at the scrum

[adamantiuminsides]

this clip of punk has completely destroyed my entire life btw