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seteth told him to only file an incident report for hubert if he STOPS sending death threats. he sends one each week to all the faculty in an exquisite, wax-sealed envelope and the rest usually happen during brawling tutoring.
#seteth is also the one who made him keep track to begin with#he has to fill one out every time hilda threatens him just in case holst gets involved#fire emblem three houses#fe3h#my jokes#my art#yuri leclerc
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We should call Nightwing Bruce the dildo. Ya know, cause he's a fake Dick.
#dc comics#dc#comics#comic books#nightwing comics#nightwing 2016#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batboys#funny#my jokes#humor#puns#wordplay#word play#media commentary#my commentary#ideas#batfans#batfandom
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Woman (walks into police station:) I need to report a crime. I've been SA'ed
Alec Hardy: What were you wearing?
Alec Hardy: ... Because we need that outfit to get DNA samples from so we can nail the filthy criminal bastard.
#not all men yeah alec hardy would never#he's transmasc for me change my mind#broadchurch#broadchurch jokes#alec hardy#ellie miller#david tennant#olivia colman#broadchurch season 3#my jokes#because I think I'm so hilarous#tw: mention of sa
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hi, this is your bank calling, we noticed some unusual activity on your account. yeah, you haven’t bought yourself a little treat this week, are you okay? oh you’re saving up for a big treat, thanks so much for letting us know we’ll unfreeze your account have a wonderful day
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Patrick McKenna: Mr. Langdon! They’ve left another note with a new ambigram!
Robert Langdon: Show me!
Patrick McKenna: What does it mean?
Robert Langdon: Nice
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#moon knight#meme#incorrect quote#steven grant#marc spector#mr knight#marvel#jokes#my jokes#my art#mine
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Dog trying to figure out how to turn on the TV
#doggo#dogs of tumblr#dogs are better than people#dogs are amazing#dogs are the best#cute dog#doglover#dogs are awesome#my dog#dog#dogblr#my jokes#jokes#joke post#this is a joke
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#jak and daxter#ted#jak#daxter#jak 2#jak 2 renegade#naughty dog#playstation#play station#ps2#playstation 2#my jokes
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ihop: international house of phantoms
#my shitposts#weirdo humor#dark humor#ghosts#supernatural#shitposting#puns#text#lol#spooky#joke#phantoms#ihop#silly#funny#jokes#punny#textposts#my jokes#dad humor#pun#goth humor
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id be a better beatle than george if we're being real
#the beatles#les beatles#beatles#music#music hot take#underground music#underground#rock music#rock#george harrison#paul mccartney#john lennon#the drummer#my post#my jokes#my tumblr
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Harold Jenkins as a child: *approaches Reggie and asks to adopt him claiming that he was born with the guys on the same day and that he also has superpowers*
Also Harold when Reggie did not believe him and rude:
#Haroldjenkins#victor hargreeves#japanese literature#klaus hargreeves#artist#umbrellaacademyseason3#artists on tumblr#original art#netflix meme#my jokes#Myjokesarealwaysfunny#Ahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaha#tua theory#tua spoilers#five hargreeves#tua incorrect quotes#tua shitpost#tua klaus#number five#umbrella academy memes#tua memes
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the funniest thing in d2 remains the drifter's unyielding insistence that you're doing something huge and forbidden that no one's ever done before by sniping someone every now and then in gambit while shaxx is right down the road making up new ways for a lightbearer to be drawn and quartered each week
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"Superman is the most powerful man in DC-"
Wrong, it's Bernard Dowd. He manifested his crush's queer awakening.
#dc#dc comics#comics#comic books#lgbtq+#canon queer characters#mlm characters#bi characters#funny#jokes#my jokes#original joke#character appreciation#bernard dowd#batfam#batkids#tim drake#robin#red robin#media commentary#ships#shipping#otp#tim x bernard#timbern#timber#ship dynamics#dc pride tim drake special#robin comics#batman urban legends
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The steps to becoming a Disney Villain:
Be extra
Call everyone a fool
Slay (literally and figuratively)
#this is a shitpost#as you can see#don't mind me#just dropping this here#some humor#jokes#my jokes#disney#disney villains#I speak#the dragon speaks#random fandom thoughts#random fandom stuff
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what do you call a white person who kicks you in the balls
a nutcracker
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Ehehhe
#moon knight#steven grant#marc spector#layla el faouly#marvel#meme#mine#don't steal#please#jokes#my jokes#my art
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