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rhea has two solutions to any given problem: thoughts and prayers, or tactical nuclear strike. and she seems to pick the one she deploys at complete random lmao
#my art#my jokes#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#rhea fire emblem#happy holidays happy end of the year! we did it
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We should call Nightwing Bruce the dildo. Ya know, cause he's a fake Dick.
#dc comics#dc#comics#comic books#nightwing comics#nightwing 2016#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batboys#funny#my jokes#humor#puns#wordplay#word play#media commentary#my commentary#ideas#batfans#batfandom
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Wanna hear a Star Wars joke?
Who knew about the lightsaber gun hidden in the Jedi Archives?
Jocasta Knew
#jocasta nu#my jokes#puns#star wars#the lightsaber gun is a real thing in canon comics#but it treats lightsabers like shotgun shells so it is WILDLY wasteful#but hey she was Vader huntin'
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Woman (walks into police station:) I need to report a crime. I've been SA'ed
Alec Hardy: What were you wearing?
Alec Hardy: ... Because we need that outfit to get DNA samples from so we can nail the filthy criminal bastard.
#not all men yeah alec hardy would never#he's transmasc for me change my mind#broadchurch#broadchurch jokes#alec hardy#ellie miller#david tennant#olivia colman#broadchurch season 3#my jokes#because I think I'm so hilarous#tw: mention of sa
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hi, this is your bank calling, we noticed some unusual activity on your account. yeah, you haven’t bought yourself a little treat this week, are you okay? oh you’re saving up for a big treat, thanks so much for letting us know we’ll unfreeze your account have a wonderful day
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Patrick McKenna: Mr. Langdon! They’ve left another note with a new ambigram!
Robert Langdon: Show me!
Patrick McKenna: What does it mean?
Robert Langdon: Nice
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#moon knight#meme#incorrect quote#steven grant#marc spector#mr knight#marvel#jokes#my jokes#my art#mine
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Dog trying to figure out how to turn on the TV
#doggo#dogs of tumblr#dogs are better than people#dogs are amazing#dogs are the best#cute dog#doglover#dogs are awesome#my dog#dog#dogblr#my jokes#jokes#joke post#this is a joke
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ihop: international house of phantoms
#my shitposts#weirdo humor#dark humor#ghosts#supernatural#shitposting#puns#text#lol#spooky#joke#phantoms#ihop#silly#funny#jokes#punny#textposts#my jokes#dad humor#pun#goth humor
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id be a better beatle than george if we're being real
#the beatles#les beatles#beatles#music#music hot take#underground music#underground#rock music#rock#george harrison#paul mccartney#john lennon#the drummer#my post#my jokes#my tumblr
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Harold Jenkins as a child: *approaches Reggie and asks to adopt him claiming that he was born with the guys on the same day and that he also has superpowers*
Also Harold when Reggie did not believe him and rude:
#Haroldjenkins#victor hargreeves#japanese literature#klaus hargreeves#artist#umbrellaacademyseason3#artists on tumblr#original art#netflix meme#my jokes#Myjokesarealwaysfunny#Ahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaha#tua theory#tua spoilers#five hargreeves#tua incorrect quotes#tua shitpost#tua klaus#number five#umbrella academy memes#tua memes
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seteth told him to only file an incident report for hubert if he STOPS sending death threats. he sends one each week to all the faculty in an exquisite, wax-sealed envelope and the rest usually happen during brawling tutoring.
#seteth is also the one who made him keep track to begin with#he has to fill one out every time hilda threatens him just in case holst gets involved#fire emblem three houses#fe3h#my jokes#my art#yuri leclerc
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"Superman is the most powerful man in DC-"
Wrong, it's Bernard Dowd. He manifested his crush's queer awakening.
#dc#dc comics#comics#comic books#lgbtq+#canon queer characters#mlm characters#bi characters#funny#jokes#my jokes#original joke#character appreciation#bernard dowd#batfam#batkids#tim drake#robin#red robin#media commentary#ships#shipping#otp#tim x bernard#timbern#timber#ship dynamics#dc pride tim drake special#robin comics#batman urban legends
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i Need to get better at Words and Thinking
#lately my complex empitions and thoughts have been more feelings n vibe based than words and i dont like it#i can be soooooo funny and articulate. grits teeth this is the year i read n learn mroe and mayhaps give public speaking a go#cause rah! how else would i add the occasional deep tumblr txt post that encapsulates an aspect of the human conditon perfectly in words!#that wa a joke. i just want to be articulate in general ofc not just for tumbler dot com post quality#my jokes#my absurd humor can be better if i knew my words more#acutally in truth i rlly just need to talk to or in front of people more. gah!its almost like connection and social interactions r importan
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The steps to becoming a Disney Villain:
Be extra
Call everyone a fool
Slay (literally and figuratively)
#this is a shitpost#as you can see#don't mind me#just dropping this here#some humor#jokes#my jokes#disney#disney villains#I speak#the dragon speaks#random fandom thoughts#random fandom stuff
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