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bramblebrine-art · 1 year ago

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seteth told him to only file an incident report for hubert if he STOPS sending death threats. he sends one each week to all the faculty in an exquisite, wax-sealed envelope and the rest usually happen during brawling tutoring.

#seteth is also the one who made him keep track to begin with #he has to fill one out every time hilda threatens him just in case holst gets involved #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #my jokes #my art #yuri leclerc

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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months ago

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We should call Nightwing Bruce the dildo. Ya know, cause he's a fake Dick.

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nastasya--filippovna · 4 months ago

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Woman (walks into police station:) I need to report a crime. I've been SA'ed

Alec Hardy: What were you wearing?

Alec Hardy: ... Because we need that outfit to get DNA samples from so we can nail the filthy criminal bastard.

#not all men yeah alec hardy would never #he's transmasc for me change my mind #broadchurch #broadchurch jokes #alec hardy #ellie miller #david tennant #olivia colman #broadchurch season 3 #my jokes #because I think I'm so hilarous #tw: mention of sa

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untamedeventuality · 1 year ago

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hi, this is your bank calling, we noticed some unusual activity on your account. yeah, you haven’t bought yourself a little treat this week, are you okay? oh you’re saving up for a big treat, thanks so much for letting us know we’ll unfreeze your account have a wonderful day

#my jokes #untamed rambles #little treat

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crunkmouse · 9 months ago

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Patrick McKenna: Mr. Langdon! They’ve left another note with a new ambigram!

Robert Langdon: Show me!

Patrick McKenna: What does it mean?

Robert Langdon: Nice

#angels & demons #my jokes #Mickies #it gets that tag because I say so #robert langdon #patrick mckenna

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ichangemyusertoomuch · 1 year ago

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#moon knight #meme #incorrect quote #steven grant #marc spector #mr knight #marvel #jokes #my jokes #my art #mine

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rainehill · 4 months ago

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Dog trying to figure out how to turn on the TV

#doggo #dogs of tumblr #dogs are better than people #dogs are amazing #dogs are the best #cute dog #doglover #dogs are awesome #my dog #dog #dogblr #my jokes #jokes #joke post #this is a joke

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dust-dust-dust · 3 months ago

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#jak and daxter #ted #jak #daxter #jak 2 #jak 2 renegade #naughty dog #playstation #play station #ps2 #playstation 2 #my jokes

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yoursghouly · 7 months ago

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ihop: international house of phantoms

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somewhere-city · 3 months ago

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id be a better beatle than george if we're being real

#the beatles #les beatles #beatles #music #music hot take #underground music #underground #rock music #rock #george harrison #paul mccartney #john lennon #the drummer #my post #my jokes #my tumblr

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pumkshrark · 1 year ago

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Harold Jenkins as a child: *approaches Reggie and asks to adopt him claiming that he was born with the guys on the same day and that he also has superpowers*

Also Harold when Reggie did not believe him and rude:

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bramblebrine-art · 1 year ago

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the funniest thing in d2 remains the drifter's unyielding insistence that you're doing something huge and forbidden that no one's ever done before by sniping someone every now and then in gambit while shaxx is right down the road making up new ways for a lightbearer to be drawn and quartered each week

#the drifter #lord shaxx #saint 14 #destiny 2 #my art #my jokes

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shyjusticewarrior · 11 months ago

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"Superman is the most powerful man in DC-"

Wrong, it's Bernard Dowd. He manifested his crush's queer awakening.