#broadchurch jokes

[nastasya--filippovna]

Woman (walks into police station:) I need to report a crime. I've been SA'ed

Alec Hardy: What were you wearing?

Alec Hardy: ... Because we need that outfit to get DNA samples from so we can nail the filthy criminal bastard.

[ravelqueen]

the producers/writers of Broadchurch really said "we do not want gay fanfic of this!" and did the only thing that could possibly work for that - they refused to give their main blorbo even one singular male social contact. Just women as far as the eye can see, his bosses women, his One Singular Friend a woman etc.

I don't think in 24 hrs of material does he talk more than 5 actual minutes with a Man outside of an interrogation/ investigation and honestly i applaud their commitment

[princeloww]

plot twist. it was ALL ME. everything. you cant escape

/j

[should-david-be-there]

I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Isn't that right, you... timorous beastie?

[rosetylxrs]

i just want y’all to know that’s it’s utterly hilarious that i got diagnosed with a heart condition the day before i started watching broadchurch for the first time like god really said you WILL relate to every david tennant character out there

[tinyalechardy]

Me n wee hardy made a tiny carrot plush for him! Someone told me i should make him a carrot to match his collar!

[22ndnervousbreakdown]

Alec Hardy is a cockroach btw

[hermesparis]

'alec hardy isn't bisexual' tell that to the lighting

[stevethehairington]

my sister just committed the biggest crime of all: she told me she doesn't like david tennant and thinks he's a bad actor

[bogmonstergeneral]

man david tennant was my first doctor. i was probably nine or ten when i first saw him. he’s the only actor from my childhood that i’ve kept up with into my adulthood.

now look at us!! i see the lines on his face - then i see the lines on mine!! we’re getting older. we’re getting old together (kinda.) everyone is. it’s a beautiful thing.

[ravelqueen]

Can't decide which is my favourite wet cat pissed to be here Alec look

is it candidate one - cat on the water

OR

candidate two - deliberately not taking an umbrella and pretending it's not raining and it's fine to be wet actually cat

[princeloww]

daisy hardy in her homophobic era

[duchess-of-new-shire]

"Not all cops" you're right Alec Hardy would NEVER

[graham--folger]

*looking warily over at alec “brooding traumatized grumpy pretty boy” hardy* don’t make me change my name don’t do it don’t you fucking dare—

[sounds-void-fishy]

british people is susan brown typecast as Religious Woman or does she just play one in angels in america, good omens, and broadchurch

[tinyalechardy]

People kept telling me tiny alec needs a plush toy of some kind

So I bought him a pickle! He wasn't sure about it at first so I just did some uni work and let him get comfy. Eventually he fell asleep

Im very happy because he had been working on case stuff for the last 14 hours and I was worried about him. I managed to coax him into his kennel and hopefully he will get a good kip in