#broadchurch jokes

[nastasya--filippovna]

Woman (walks into police station:) I need to report a crime. I've been SA'ed

Alec Hardy: What were you wearing?

Alec Hardy: ... Because we need that outfit to get DNA samples from so we can nail the filthy criminal bastard.

[ravelqueen]

the producers/writers of Broadchurch really said "we do not want gay fanfic of this!" and did the only thing that could possibly work for that - they refused to give their main blorbo even one singular male social contact. Just women as far as the eye can see, his bosses women, his One Singular Friend a woman etc.

I don't think in 24 hrs of material does he talk more than 5 actual minutes with a Man outside of an interrogation/ investigation and honestly i applaud their commitment

[freddie-221b]

No mum, I’m not obsessed with David Tennant but the brain worms ( @princeloww ) are and they’re making me do things like rewatch Broadchurch

[princeloww]

plot twist. it was ALL ME. everything. you cant escape

/j

[should-david-be-there]

I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Isn't that right, you... timorous beastie?

[rosetylxrs]

i just want y’all to know that’s it’s utterly hilarious that i got diagnosed with a heart condition the day before i started watching broadchurch for the first time like god really said you WILL relate to every david tennant character out there

[tinyalechardy]

Me n wee hardy made a tiny carrot plush for him! Someone told me i should make him a carrot to match his collar!

[22ndnervousbreakdown]

Alec Hardy is a cockroach btw

[czesca]

'alec hardy isn't bisexual' tell that to the lighting

[stevethehairington]

my sister just committed the biggest crime of all: she told me she doesn't like david tennant and thinks he's a bad actor

[bogmonstergeneral]

man david tennant was my first doctor. i was probably nine or ten when i first saw him. he’s the only actor from my childhood that i’ve kept up with into my adulthood.

now look at us!! i see the lines on his face - then i see the lines on mine!! we’re getting older. we’re getting old together (kinda.) everyone is. it’s a beautiful thing.

[earlofnewshire]

"Not all cops" you're right Alec Hardy would NEVER

[ravelqueen]

Can't decide which is my favourite wet cat pissed to be here Alec look

is it candidate one - cat on the water

OR

candidate two - deliberately not taking an umbrella and pretending it's not raining and it's fine to be wet actually cat

[graham--folger]

*looking warily over at alec “brooding traumatized grumpy pretty boy” hardy* don’t make me change my name don’t do it don’t you fucking dare—

[princeloww]

daisy hardy in her homophobic era

[luaminesce]

I feel like Broadchurch could've been improved if Eillie Miller had gone full Dimitri "is this some kind of twisted joke" mode at the end of s1.