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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 2 days ago

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Klaus: I didnt mean to kill him

Five: Of course you didnt, if you meant to kill him he’d still be alive

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

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ambrosia-ghostie · 6 months ago

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four things i never thought would trigger me:

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starboyyspeakss · 3 months ago

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back to our regularly scheduled programming‼️ may i present you :

TUA text posts

#oc account #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua #tua shitpost #incorrect tua quotes #incorrect tua text post

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ghysry · 6 months ago

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[How that damn train scene could've worked]

Reader walks into the restaurant that has way too many Fives.

All versions of Five look at Reader with their eyes wide and some even dropping their food.

Reader: I am a gazelle.

All fives cheer.

#how it should have ended #the umbrella academy x reader #tua shitpost #tua #tua spoilers #tua s4 #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves #five x reader #tua season 4 #comic five #tua comics

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werewolfesam · 1 year ago

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TUA as textposts but it's 100% accurate because I'm always right

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #allison hargreeves #text post #tua memes

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hopelessheqrts · 2 years ago

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no thoughts just klaus stopping to get his cowboy hat

#tua shitpost #the umbrella academy #tua #tua netflix #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy #umbrella academy klaus

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your-favorite-bean · 2 years ago

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Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.

Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower

Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—

Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.

#five: nah I would’ve pushed him off before he could jump #tua #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua quotes #tua shitpost #the umbrella academy #reginald hargreeves

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lila-pitts-apologist · 1 year ago

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rip alphonso you were a real one

#tua #tua s3 #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #lila pitts #sloane hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #tua shitpost #tua memes

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distracted-milkshake · 2 years ago

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#ua #tua #tua memes #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #number five #luther hargreeves #tua shitpost

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gayraccoonthing · 2 years ago

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Okay but this would be Klaus. I'm right, I know I am.

#i mran like ignoring everything else from the case #murder isnt cool kids dont do that #klaus probably wouldnt #no promises #the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #umbrella academy #tua memes #klaus hargreeves

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rubber-ducksss · 2 years ago

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AU where everything is the same but Five tries to find the owner of the glass eye by checking everyone’s eye for a match Cinderella style

#five hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #tua shitpost #meme #they have to keep pulling him away from random people #Sorry ma’am he really likes …….. eyeballs….

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 8 months ago

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Viktor: The moon is so pretty tonight 🙂

Five: Don’t you even LOOK at the moon I swear to shit

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #viktor hargreeves #five hargreeves

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dinasaurconspiranoic · 2 years ago

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#the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #tua s2 #tua shitpost #tua s1 #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #tua diego #tua klaus #klaus tua #diego tua #family hargreeves #hargreeves #brother #david castañeda #david castenada #robert sheehan

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starboyyspeakss · 3 months ago

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i miss klaus hargreeves, so much it physically pains me. i miss my skirt stealing,eyeliner wearing,ghost seeing,cult leading diva.

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #tua #tua shitpost #tua klaus #klaus hargreeves tua

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ghysry · 5 months ago

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Does anyone else think that maybe the reason Brisket Five always "wrecks shit" is because back in his original timeline he was even worse of a trouble kid and would always find joy in pranking his siblings, like watching their faces twist when they realize this was definitely his doing. Does anyone else think he does it because he misses his siblings? Does anyone else think he kind of sees his siblings in the alternate version of Five's (even if that's weird) and enjoys pranking them because they react just like how his siblings would?? Does anyone else think about how tragic he could be?? Why??

Why brisket five?? Why?

#tua #tua s4 #tua spoilers #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy #tua season 4 #five hargreaves x reader #five x reader #brisket five #tua shitpost

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werewolfesam · 1 year ago

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TUA as textposts but it's 100% accurate because I'm always right pt 2