#tua shitpost

[ambrosia-ghostie]

four things i never thought would trigger me:

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Viktor: The moon is so pretty tonight 🙂

Five: Don’t you even LOOK at the moon I swear to shit

[starboyyspeakss]

back to our regularly scheduled programming‼️ may i present you :

TUA text posts

[ghysry]

[How that damn train scene could've worked]

Reader walks into the restaurant that has way too many Fives.

All versions of Five look at Reader with their eyes wide and some even dropping their food.

Reader: I am a gazelle.

All fives cheer.

[werewolfesam]

TUA as textposts but it's 100% accurate because I'm always right

[hopelessheqrts]

no thoughts just klaus stopping to get his cowboy hat

[your-favorite-bean]

Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.

Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower

Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—

Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.

[lila-pitts-apologist]

rip alphonso you were a real one

[rubber-ducksss]

AU where everything is the same but Five tries to find the owner of the glass eye by checking everyone’s eye for a match Cinderella style

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

[stilesstilinskihale]

Five: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this family.

Diego: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Five: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Five: He died doing what he loved. Walking into traffic while saying “pedestrians have right of way”

Klaus: *Resurrects* WE DO!

[starboyyspeakss]

i miss klaus hargreeves, so much it physically pains me. i miss my skirt stealing,eyeliner wearing,ghost seeing,cult leading diva.

[ghysry]

Does anyone else think that maybe the reason Brisket Five always "wrecks shit" is because back in his original timeline he was even worse of a trouble kid and would always find joy in pranking his siblings, like watching their faces twist when they realize this was definitely his doing. Does anyone else think he does it because he misses his siblings? Does anyone else think he kind of sees his siblings in the alternate version of Five's (even if that's weird) and enjoys pranking them because they react just like how his siblings would?? Does anyone else think about how tragic he could be?? Why??

Why brisket five?? Why?

[werewolfesam]

TUA as textposts but it's 100% accurate because I'm always right pt 2

[hopelessheqrts]

thinking about how diego’s biggest desire in life is to have a family dance off