#klaus tua

[no1-evermore-stan]

WHY DID STEVE NOT AGREE WITH ROBERT TO MAKE KLAUS MORE FEMININE AND KEEP HIS GUYLINER. HE WOULD HAVE ATE SO HARD

[osfi-am]

Klaus hargreeves come home

(Happy ptide month)

[witchinatree]

the more i think about season 4 klaus the more upset i get

no, you do not have to be on drugs to be flamboyant and energetic, and i don't like that they're implying otherwise

klaus' character was never because of the drugs, his setbacks and difficulties in life were!! it made it harder for him to be himself!!

and yes ofc overcoming addiction is HARD and i'm not expecting him to be the same as he was before, but they made him seem so.. pathetic..? for trying to be sober? if that makes sense?

his struggle with germophobia pissed me off because it felt like one big joke instead of an actual thing he was having a hard time with

and it's almost like they took away his queerness with the drugs? they took it away in general but his sexuality and gender identities were just completely gone until he relapsed, so he was allowed one dick joke to solidify the "return to his old self"

you don't have to give up yourself in order to overcome an addiction. an addiction does not define you, it's a struggle you overcome in order to be the best version of you. i hate this show for doing this to klaus and telling the audience that your addictions make you 'funnier' or that trying to overcome an addiction is just 'a joke.'

i love you klaus hargreeves

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Dave Katz, they could never make me forget you, no matter how often they reset the fucking timeline

[pl-ceh-lder]

if tua s4 doesn’t end with klaus having his soldier boy with all of his memories back and them being alive and safe and in love and living peaceful lives then what is even the point

[silasybin]

A Klaus to start your work week

[salvador-daley]

Dead Sexy 🧡 👻 UPDATED!

An Umbrella Academy AU feat. Pathologist!Dave + MorgueRegular!Klaus

A/N: The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I was merely sleeping. Actually, I have been busy throwing up. Long story. Enjoy this extremely belated chapter! Leave me a comment to show me you love me.

CW: Angst-akimbo

Summary: Dave is a pathologist working at the city morgue. And Klaus… well, Klaus just keeps turning up.

Snippet from Chapter 5:

No sooner has Adrian Dellow’s elongated shadow passed beyond the transom window of the basement morgue than the sound of faint metallic banging becomes audible.

Dave pauses a moment longer to be absolutely sure the auditor is well out of eye and earshot before he turns to the wall of chiller cabinets. The banging is becoming more frantic, louder now too, accompanied by muffled shouting.

Dave flings open the door to the chiller from which the sound is emanating and rolls out the rack. The body bag is moving, the impression of fists and fingers visible, flailing in the rubber.

“Stop struggling,” says Dave as he slides the zip down.

Klaus emerges from the bag with a gasp, gulping at the air like a fish which has accidentally flopped onto the deck of a boat. “What took you so long? I could have died in there!”

“Well, would that really be a first for you?”

Klaus clutches his chest, in full Drama Queen mode now. “I had a nightmare that I was trapped inside a giant condom. You have no idea how terrifying that was. It was very realistic!”

“Would you keep your voice down?” hisses Dave. “You are going to wake up the other corpses.”

Read the rest on AO3

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[nagitosstolenhand]

*Reading Viktors book* Ben: "Klaus Hargreeves slutty drug addict"?? Klaus: heh that's original Ben: "TOO DEAD TO FUNCTION????" Klaus: hey- that's only okay when I say it

[vanzartreblogging]

Ate

[cantpickafandomtbh]

A conversation that definitely happened at some point:

Five: What are you, five?

Klaus: … No I’m Four, you’re Five

Five:

Klaus:

Five: I hate this family

[killedthedreamerdream]

The lack of aro Klaus Hargreeves fic is absolutely devastating

[starry-octopus-hearts8]

Does anyone think that Reginald did log tests on the children , like voice logs so he keeps track of how far they are training their powers and that. How do you think he would start the voice log , also who would have the most like training tests on them??

Like would also talk about the side effects of each power and how he would "tackle" them

I think he would ,especially with Christopher , man is literally a cube

Please comment your thoughts on this, cause I'm curious about if anyone else thought this (probably not)

[bestofnone]

drawing from when i was reading the third book

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Step 1: Start a cult

Step 2: Get possessed by your brother

Step 3: Your brother keeps the "words of wisdom are lyrics from the future"-bit going

Congrats, you're Klaus Hargreeves

[3njoythesil3nce]

[the-kid-wants-coffee-black]

So im

Over my season 4 sads and am now working on one of my favourite Klaus whump fics ideas yet so… if you want klaus whump which will include immortal Klaus, hurt/no comfort, hurt/comfort and maybe even klaus actually getting mad at the way he is treated cause loved the daddy issues rant energy but we need more of it

Watch this space…