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Rip Five Hargreeves you would've hated..
Oh wait he's actually dead
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“five and lila actually make total sense” “all these fake fans just don’t understand” “the writers have been planning this since lila was introduced”
my honest reaction:
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So I just watched Kingsman and...
#why so many hot men??#help#help what am i doing with my life#kingsman#kingsman: the golden circle#kingsman: the secret service#harry hart#jack daniels#eggsy unwin#merlin kingsman#NEEDTHAT
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Evn better if they all gang up on the poor barman and then realize like 2 mins later that he actually did nothing wrong so Five (who definitely thought of this scenario before because of Diego..) being the responsible one put all his siblings in time out (even though one of them got fussy and threatened to end the world) (guess who)
How season four COULD'VE ended
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Five: Our drinks are glowing
Diego: oh yeah how did I not notice that
Five: Let's be real you're part of the stupider percentage in this family
Allison: I don't think we should drink that
Viktor: I'll make you guys a better batch
[ Shot of Ben sulking in the corner because his genius perfect plan has been ruined by them noticing their drinks were fucking glowing so he doesn't drink his either for some reason I can't think of right now ]
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They hate when u serve one hour of sleep and chronic back pain
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Me on the verge of collapsing literally about to close my eyes and hope I wake up maybe 10 years later:
Also me: WAIT my TUA tumblr blog
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okay but i seriously have been mulling over this for ages and have not voiced it whatsoever but imagine instead of them idk DYING i wouldve killed to have a season where they band together to assassinate their dad lols and redo everything so they end up great and alive and in their own timeline where the apocalypse never happened and vanya got her violin first chair fairly with christmas dinners and celebrations together andUGH
Saw the first and second part of your ask (if I'm certain that's the first and second part) and I think it's a pretty good idea (+ Angst easily flocks to us🙏)
Tagsies: FIVE ANGST....No reader insert for this one folks.
Diego & Five sibling fluff at the very end guys trust trust me it's not heartbreaking at all
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"Do you know who we are? Do you want to know who I am?"
It's a strange thing; his family. He doesn't know exactly what they are to him, well, no, he does - they're his family, the people he bared through the apocalypse for, the people he now rarely sees on Sundays. They agreed to it before, always meeting up on Sundays under the big old oak forest that replaced the daunting mansion they grew up in across different timelines. First, Viktor cancelled his plans sometimes, then always, then they rarely saw his face around anymore. Not that they blamed him, not really, all of them did it too. One by one, they'd cherry pick the best times to cancel their plans and make up varyingly worrying excuses on how they wouldn't make it to the outing this time, or next time, or ever.
Five likes to think he doesn't ask for a lot, he likes to think he doesn't ask for anything at all. Never once in his life, after the first time he asked for something, did he ever do it again. Because what he asked for was freedom, and when he first did he was thirteen. He came back to the present as a fifty-eight year old man stuck in a teen body, with a vow to never ever even think about asking for something, so when he felt the ever growing hole in his chest consume him whole and collapse into his chest when one by one his siblings kept cancelling, he kept his mouth shut and went to the big oak forest on his own. Sometimes he feels childish, because instead of growing up and compartmentalizing it like he always does, this time he solves it by curling up under a tree and trying to silence the world with a shut of both his eyes.
He also likes to think he blames his father for everything that happened. But he doesn't - not that he can't, he does have the ability to, and he should; that much he knows, but he won't. He carries the blame for everything that happened on his shoulders, and every little mistake goes straight into the ever growing black hole in his chest that has already consumed him. He can't blame his siblings, they act the way they act because of their father, but he can blame himself. He, of course, had the least problems out of all of them, just going through an apocalypse, being turned into a human weapon, hunting down and killing thousands of people..it doesn't phase him, not one bit. So why does this phase him?
Where'd all his siblings go?
It felt like they ran away from him. Blinked out of his life and got stuck in their own personal future where they have families to take care of and friends to meet up with, so he also buried himself in work, found a good job that accepted his face and appearance along with his skills, stopped visiting the oak tree, stopped curling underneath it, stopped asking where his siblings went; he was making progress. He thought. The good kind of progress where you're changing the world for good and all. He made friends, kind of. He'd rather stick to co-workers than calling them friends, but he talks to them and they talk to him so the world feels a little less lonely but it doesn't feel enough, either.
Now, surrounded by his siblings, he could stop asking where they went. The first thing he noticed was a scent in the longue they sat in, acorn, burns to smell, artificial. He's sure acorns don't smell like that, he's tried to eat plenty when he was in the apocalypse - it never worked. The only reason they were together again was because, against all conventional means, they needed to kill their dad and Five told them it would save the world. The wandering eyes convey a story, like they've definitely played this play before, heard this tune before, seen the show..they get it, no matter how many metaphors Klaus has to say to try and brighten up the room. Five is just glad they didn't bring any of their kids here, the look on his siblings faces was daunting.
Five, out of anyone, would know that his siblings, though they do blame their father, cannot kill him. No, the twitching in their hands and the sideways look they give to the plant in the corner trying to avoid the topic says so, it's loud, embarrassingly loud - so he comes to one conclusion. He kills the father, it ends. When he planned it out, it honestly felt better in his imagination, the bloodshed, finally killing the man who has plagued his siblings for so long, finally freeing them of their abuser, but for some reason it didn't. It just felt worse, and worse, and worse. Every time he looked down at his hands he'd see the blood, the blood of his father, the blood of the man who was supposed to raise his siblings,
Of the man who was supposed to raise him.
He sat on the edge of the chair this time, hair tussled with restlessness, eyes almost blurry from having stayed up so long, for so late, for how long? He doesn't remember, nor does he really care. He's been spiraling for days and he feels his insides turning out and his lungs expanding when he exhales - his hands are too still, too still, there's too much blood, too much, and there's someone behind him, and..
"Five?" Diego's voice rang out in his head, he takes a pause to acknowledge it, trying to figure out if it's actually his brother calling out to him or just a projection inside his head that feels too real. The hand on his shoulder and the jolt causing him to jump up only slightly, though, further proved his hypothesis - yeah, it's Diego. He doesn't respond, not yet at least, he has to try and come up with a reason as to why he's been staring at his feet and his hands for hours now, and why he jumped at the feeling of someone's hand on his shoulder. He doesn't feel real yet and it's troubling him, like a big cinder block has made it's way to the black hole in his chest but somehow, even with all his calculations about this kind of problem, the cinder block manages not to get sucked in, and instead of a hollow feeling, there's just something weighing on his chest and his ribs this time.
And Diego, instead of waiting for an answer, takes his time to slowly but surely wrap his arms around his brother. "It's okay, I know," does he? "I know." He does.
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How season four COULD'VE ended
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Five: Our drinks are glowing
Diego: oh yeah how did I not notice that
Five: Let's be real you're part of the stupider percentage in this family
Allison: I don't think we should drink that
Viktor: I'll make you guys a better batch
[ Shot of Ben sulking in the corner because his genius perfect plan has been ruined by them noticing their drinks were fucking glowing so he doesn't drink his either for some reason I can't think of right now ]
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#i didnt want season 4#be warned#im trying to use context clues#tua#five hargreeves#tua s4#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua season 4#ben hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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how do you think s4 five would react to someone hurting/attempting to hurt his gf/partner??? s4 him is chilled down so idk if it'd be a stare down or he'd get physical
Season four doesn't exist in my head so here we go
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"I'm very much capable, thank you."
A lot of people think Five Hargreeves isn't the type to have a partner. Only a select few (most likely his family) actually knows he has a partner
The family has met reader, yes, and maybe they have him the wide eye stare for a few seconds before accepting it two days later.
"I didn't think you could get a partner," Diego was on the couch that time, cleaning one of his knives on the occasion that he's gone hunting for criminals again, his sentence was filled with a mild laugh to it, before being cut off by Klaus. "Especially not pinkie pie from my little pony," Klaus bent down to meet you eye to eye, his dirty eyeliner surrounding his eyes.
Most usually, Five is by your side. And if he isn't, he's somewhere watching you. Not in a creepy way - no, maybe in a creepy way. He's seen you die before, he won't let you die again. (Live laugh love to anyone who knows what I'm talking about)
Sometimes stares at you when you sleep until he passes out from exhaustion himself.
One time, he let you go shopping on your own and you came back with a spot that was turning weirdly purple on your arm and it looked like he saw the apocalypse happen in 14 million different timelines (no exaggeration)
Yes he got physical.
Did he send the guy to medical care? Maybe, did you know about it? No, so it didn't happen
Trusty ax in hand💘
Short because I'm at work right now and my co-worker is asking why I'm writing about a guy named Five
#tua#five hargreeves#tua s4#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua season 4#the umbrella academy x reader#five hargreaves x reader#ghysry asks
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lowkey scared to watch the fourth season, I don't want to ruin my impression of five. Everyone said he was so much more subdued and the whole cheating with lila is sooo ooc I just can't 😭
I'll need like a truckload of good fix it fics if I ever bring myself to watch it lmao
PLEASE DON'T - FROM SOMEONE WHO ALSO DIDNT WATCH IT
I saw one scene (maybe a few more) and it was just...well. 🙁. The Five assassination was so bad it just hurt to even glance at it as someone whose favorite is Five 😭,,, anywhooo, I WILL be writing a sort of fix-it-fic sooner or later once I get my work load sorted!
Sorta other opinions:
The Luther character assasination is villainous
My poor Klaus :/..
They could have done ANYTHING else with the ending..
So many plotholes it feels like the show writers didn't even watch their own show.
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any fic recs with the other sibling's pov after Five's disappearance? I just want that angst 😭
Unfortunately there's not a lot out there or there really just any because I've been around and haven't seen the lot 😭😭 but if you'd like I could maybe write one!
#tua#five hargreeves#tua s4#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua season 4#the umbrella academy x reader#five hargreaves x reader#Ghysry asks
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Oh my god Five Hargreeves x reader with vibes of the song "Angel" by massive attack ohh my god listen to it NOW you will understand (okay maybe it's not totally healthy but..)
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In the last scenes of TUA S4, specifically the one where everyone is grabbing onto eachother as they disappear or whatever, I wish the directors had at least the decency to put Five between Klaus and Viktor so he could hold on to the people he cherished (not to say he didn't like the others but the guy definitely had favorites) in his life,,, or maybe even next to Diego?? So he could hold hands with his brother?? That he loves very much?? And not his wife?? (there is no five x Lila in ba sing se.)
#tua#five hargreeves#tua s4#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua season 4#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#diego hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#no five x lila.#somehow I was more uncomfortable with five/lila than allison/luther and with the whole allison sa'ing luther plotline that says a shit lot#anyway...
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