#dramatic remus lupin

[veganbutterchicken]

I feel like, out of all four marauders, Remus is the most dramatic one.

[that-bitch-kat3]

remus: madam pomfrey said that i have to drink more water but now i have to piss all the time

remus: this body is a prison

[m00neroni]

Take it down a notch because the real whiny drama queen is Remus Lupin, don't disrespect him like this.

[yikes-eliott]

HC that remus’ whole mood was ruined for the day when he overheard someone say they don’t like chocolate cake but love red velvet

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: Aren't you jealous?

Sirius: What do you mean?

Remus: Well, my boyfriend is hotter than yours *walks away*

Sirius : But... WE ARE DATING!

Sirius : COMEBACK HERE SHITHEAD, YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND HOT AND AMAZING YOU ARE, YOU INSECURE FUCK!

[not-rab]

Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me

[fourthemarauders]

Remus:"Open up. Now."

Sirius:"Well,it all started basically when I was 3 years old"

Remus:"open the fucking door"

[the-nameless-poet]

Petition to make

'loud, chaotic and dramatic husky girlfriend x sunshine, lovable and adorable golden retriever boyfriend'

to happen.

"Chaos follow me everywhere I go." Boyfriend x "Are you calling me chaos!?" Girlfriend

[hxc66]

Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:

Ew why would you do that to yourself?

Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:

EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?

[adharastarlight]

sirius: fuck a break up, have you ever been betrayed by your best friend?

james: i said i couldn't go out to watch the game because i had a date with my husband!!!

sirius: dont even get me started on that!

james: you couldnt be best man and officiate and give reggie away!!!!

sirius: i could have done! I'm a triple threat!!!

[roggyroll]

[sirius' initial over-dramatic reaction to jegulus]

Sirius: –i dont even know what to say to you Reggie and James?! you stupid motherfucker, I just never expected this–

Remus: *under his breath* ...brotherfucker

Sirius: –from you, I'm honestly at a loss for words. How cou–

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius: what?

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: *shifting awkwardly**clears throat* ...i um... i said... brotherfucker...

Sirius:

Sirius:

Remus: ...because–

Sirius: *cold* yeah no i got it. i got it, thanks.

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus:

James: *incredulous*...really?!

Remus: *hands up in surrender* my bad!

[sunseekerchild]

Remus: What’s wrong with you?

Sirius: I have a list. Do you want it alphabetically or by severity?

[that-bitch-kat3]

Remus after any minor inconvenience: can i just be shot?

[thebunnymen]

Remus: would you rather be feared or loved?

Sirius: Both, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

[outromoony]

Sirius, holding James desperately: I didn't need you to protect me

James, voice fading: I'm sorry, Padfoot.. my body just.. moved on its own..

Sirius, choking back a sob: Please don't leave me.

Remus: For gods' sake, we're playing paintball.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Remus: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.