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Regulus at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots

Sirius, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine

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he was cool as heck

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James: Reg have u seen my glasses?

Sirius: oh i’m not-

James: did i leave them in your bed again?

Sirius:

James: wait i found them

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

James:

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Are you okay with people using your posts to reblog and…expand(?) on? Like using them to write a little one shot-ish piece?

yes ofc, preferably with credit (or if its with the rebog or whatever), thank u 🙏

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regulus: you're in his dms, im on his nerves

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[sirius' initial over-dramatic reaction to jegulus]

Sirius: –i dont even know what to say to you Reggie and James?! you stupid motherfucker, I just never expected this–

Remus: *under his breath* ...brotherfucker

Sirius: –from you, I'm honestly at a loss for words. How cou–

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius: what?

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: *shifting awkwardly**clears throat* ...i um... i said... brotherfucker...

Sirius:

Sirius:

Remus: ...because–

Sirius: *cold* yeah no i got it. i got it, thanks.

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus:

James: *incredulous*...really?!

Remus: *hands up in surrender* my bad!

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Sirius: remus, there's a monster under my bed and im really scared, its hideous

James, on the bottom bunk: go fuck yourself

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James: *to regulus* i do think that outfit looks really good. but then again, you know id like anything on you... or nothing ;)

Sirius: im right here

Regulus: *to james* yes i think you make that quite clear quite often

James: do you need it in writing? id be more than happy to write it down for when im not able to let you know in person

Regulus: oh? maybe I'll take you up on that

Sirius: again, im right here.

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Marlene: do you wanna play 20 questions?

Dorcas: sure

Dorcas: what’s your favorite color?

Marlene, laser fucking focused: circle. Do you like women?

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[gryffindor common room]

Sirius: why is the head girl running across the grounds carrying... *squints* are those wine glasses?

Everyone: *scrambling to the window*

Remus: shes got a cake too

James: asked me to get those roses from my mum's garden

Marlene: i see crisps and sweets. i think she's planning a romantic picnic

Everyone:

Mary: why are you all looking at me?

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Jeggy being jeggy

I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

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what if they all think regulus' animagus would be a cat but he tries and there's just a massive fucking bear in the middle of the room

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james potter is such a team captain. no matter the country. no matter the sport. whatever universe hes in, hes captain. and hes a damn good one. rugby? captain; quidditch? captain; lacrosse? captain; soccar? captain; gaelic football? captain; basketball? captain; ice hockey? captain; hurling? captain; baseball? captain; volleyball? gee let me think... CAPTAIN.

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[sirius asks reg to help the marauders w a difficult prank that requires the help of a slytherin]

Regulus: *concentrating* ok lets just work out some of the kinks here and go from there

Everyone else: *nodding and dispersing*

James: *unbelievably flustered* you– you what sorry?

Regulus: *confused side eye*

Regulus: ...i said we should work out some–

Regulus:

Regulus: *blank stare*

James: *after a few moments, sheepish* oh thats not... i– yeah... yeah my bad...

Regulus: *appalled at how endearing he found that* my brother is friends with idiots

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Peter: okay James, kiss, marry, kill: moony, pads and regulus?

James: kiss Regulus, marry Regulus and kill Snape

Peter: he wasn’t even an option-

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love my muggle hc that fleamont is a michelin star chef. several restaurants but he operates from the London location. why i see muggle james wealth is mainly new money unlike black family.

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Regulus: *rubbing his temples* ok one more time. what happened?

Barty: he said he hated History of Magic so I set the classroom on fire...

Barty: but it was nearly an accident-

Regulus: *exasperated* closing your eyes when you did it does not make it nearly an accident!