#does this mean we have all the codes now?

[5sospenguinqueen]

Talk About A Celebration - Franco Colapinto x Reader

Summary: Fans are endeared by your relationship with Franco. Although, it doesn’t take long to discover that his announcement to F1 had more exciting results for the long-term couple

Warnings: Fluff. Pregnancy. Suggesitve comments. Had to adjust the timeline slightly to make this work 

Requested: Yes by anon

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AUG 2024

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williamsracing franco colapinto to race for the reminder of the 2024 season, alongside alex albon

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its_yn if anyone can hear screaming, yes, that is me

user1 i cannot wait for everyone to finally understand how great yn is 

→ user2 i can. i fear we need to gatekeep franco and yn

francolapinto thank you so much for this opportunity 

→ its_yn don’t pretend to be calm. you’re going to meet THE lewis hamilton. i know you’re freaking out inside

→ user3 who is this and why is she all over the post 

→ user4 oh dear. we have to deal with the f1 girlies not knowing who yn is 

alex_albon welcome to the team! 

user5 where have williams been hiding him?! 

user6 oh, well hello there

officialmpmotorsport they’re your problem now

→ user7 what does this mean?

→ its_yn rude 

user8 i was upset when i heard logan was being replaced but i think i might be able to forgive this

lilymhe @/its_yn i cannot wait to have another williams girl to gossip with 

→ its_yn i can’t wait to have a conversation with someone that isn’t about tyres

→ francolapinto you said you loved my tyre talk :(

user9 quick update for those who don’t follow f2. yn is franco’s girlfriend. has been since they were 15. no, she’s not a gold digger. no, she’s not with him because he’s an f1 driver. and the biggest no, he will not date you because he is down bad for his girl

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its_yn my baby is finally an f1 driver! i’m so proud of you, franco. this is everything you’ve dreamed of 🩵

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francolapinto i love you so much cariño

francolapinto i can’t wait to celebrate with you later ;) 

→ williamsracing we’re going to have to media train you, aren’t we?

→ user10 no! don’t take him away from us 

user11 not her posting the most boyfriend coded pics of him

dennis_hauger i’m just so glad it means i escape having pics of me taken whilst i nap

→ its_yn oh, hun. i will literally see you in monza

→ dennis_hauger crap

user12 i acc can’t wait to watch yn terrorise the f1 grid like she did the f2 grid 

→ its_yn i didn’t terrorise anyone. i was making friends

olliebearman i thought i was getting rid of you! why are you following me

→ francolapinto don’t be like that. i know you missed me

→ user13 i’ve seen enough. get this man a seat for 2025

alex_albon i’m not sure i want you in the garage anymore. it sounds like you terrorise teammates

→ lilymhe i’m so excited! 

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SEP 2024

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williamsracing scored his first ever points in formula 1, in only his second race. ladies and gentleman, franco colapinto

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user1 okay but the way he kissed yn and spun her around after he come out of parc ferme

user2 franco has been serving this weekend. both with boyfriend material and points

→ user3 yes! the way he’s had a hand on yn all weekend? we love a protective boyfriend 

its_yn what an amazing day for our williams boys! 

→ lilymhe my ears are still ringing from your screams

→ its_yn don’t act like you weren’t jumping up and down with me

→ francolapinto you were jumping?! you promised to rest

user4 i had my doubts but this little flirt has blown me away

user5 i’ve seen enough. franco colapinto for wdc 2025 liked by its_yn

alex_albon i’m still deeply hurt that you won’t come out and celebrate with us

→ francolapinto yes, but yn won’t be drinking tonight so we wouldn’t be much fun

→ its_yn oh yeah, blame me. i’m the fun sucker 

→ user6 i bet she’ll be sucking something tonight liked by francolapinto

user7 franco is so unhinged and i love him for it

user8 i can’t believe franco isn’t able to celebrate his points because his gf said so 

→ user9 actually, i don’t think she’s very well and franco is taking care of her, like a caring boyfriend does

→ user10 yeah apparently she was throwing up before the race 

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JAN 2025

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its_yn baby colapinto coming to a paddock near you in may 2025 

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user1 she is so iconic haha 

user2 omg she’s pregnant?! i just died 

user3 literal mother

williamsracing congratulations, you two! putting in a request for baby headphones right now

user4 every time these two post, i’m reminded of how chronically single i am

→ user5 because imagine falling in love at 15 and then being with that one person for life 

→ user6 poor girl has never had another dick

→ francolapinto and she never will! 

lilymhe this post has been up for two minutes and i’ve already bought 5 baby things

→ alex_albon she’s not joking

→ user7 alex and lily taking uncle/aunt role seriously 

user8 wait, if she’s due in may, that means she’s currently 5 months pregnant

→ user8 which means she got pregnant in august. what happened in august? colapinto’s f1 seat was announced! 

→ user9 aha it’s a celebration baby 

→ its_yn @/francolapinto i told you they’d figure it out. they put it together when kevin got pole 

user10 omg! franco is gonna be a dilf 

→ francolapinto @/its_yn pay up

→ its_yn you’re not hot enough to be a dilf

→ francolapinto that’s not what you said when i was getting you pregnant 

→ williamsracing you know, now that you’re with us for the 2025 season, we’re going to have to media train you

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francolapinto not long now 

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alex_albon can’t believe it’s a boy. poor yn has to deal with two of you 

→ francolapinto if it isn’t broken, no need to fix it 

officialmpmotorsport what do you mean williams get to enjoy baby colapinto and we don’t? give him back! 

user1 the kiss with the blue background? cinematic masterpiece

→ its_yn thank you. i’ve been training him since he was 15. he’s still a work in progress though

→ francolapinto oi! 

user2 yn gives off such boy mom vibes

→ its_yn that’s because i’ve been trying to talk franco out of danger for years 

williamsracing cake? you’re supposed to be staying in shape! 

→ francolapinto i’ve been doing a lot of cardio 

→ user3 yeah, we all know what that means, sir

its_yn i’m still mad at you for scooping your cake out faster than i did

→ francolapinto i’m sorry! i got too excited and i moved as soon as you said go

→ user4 oh bless him. his super fast reaction time got him into trouble

→ its_yn his lack of super fast reaction time is what got me pregnant 

→ williamsracing we saw that! media training for you too

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its_yn matias william colapinto

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alex_albon oh wow. are you sure that baby is half franco? he’s too cute 

→ its_yn well, i did all the work

user5 did franco pick his middle name?

→ its_yn yes -_-

→ williamsracing we approve

→ francolapinto come on, they are the reason we have the baby

user6 milf yn! 

→ its_yn finally! 

lewishamilton congratulations mum and dad. he’s adorable

→ its_yn @/francolapinto i heard you scream from the other side of the house

→ user7 i love how he’s been on the grid for months now and become a father but still hasn’t gotten over his awe for lewis 

user8 i sense a franco colapinto maiden win coming this year with his new lucky charm

→ user9 and with it another baby haha

→ its_yn no, thank you

→ francolapinto yes, please

user10 franco about to make his own f1 grid liked by francolapinto

→ its_yn franco! stop liking all these posts about more babies! 

→ francolapinto can we practice at least? 

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[elainsgirl]

Elucien’s and gwynriels are so bitter and pressed.

Ofc Audible & Spotify commenting under elriel videos does not mean they’re endgame. Yet we can still make light hearted jokes about it bcs its fun & we all have a sense of humour clearly bitter antis lack. Not to mention, if it didn’t matter that much why are gwynriels now trying so hard to turn “guilty as sin” into a gwynriel coded song? There is nothing forbidden or guilty about Gwynriel. You can’t even use the “but he’s my trainer therefore forbidden to me” angle as Nesta & Cass got together despite that same dynamic. No one will stop gwynriel from being together. Not Rhys or Nesta. Sure you can make the crack assumption Gwyn is fantasising about Azriel but again. Thats based on nothing. I can make the same claim Lucien is fantasising about Vassa. Gwyn fantasising about Balthazar. It has the same amount of validity to it. If it didn’t matter to antis, then why are they now lying & saying Spotify/Audible have also commented under GA videos…which there was no proof or receipt to go along w that claim. If it didn’t matter - why are antis making fun of elriels for enjoying it? Be secure in your ship. Brush it off as nothing. Same goes for the magazine article.

“Read the books” we have. Hence why we’re shipping two characters with confirmed mutual attraction & desire towards each other, a couple that has a tangible plot, angst & stakes.

[simonriley09]

Not a request but a rant bc i feel like you're the only person who'd agree w me but I've seen a couple of stories and character ai bots that convey Simon taking his mask off as a HUGE deal and he's so insecure and scared of what you'll think of him... but he literally took his mask off in the game in front of his team and even some ppl i don't think he knew (I haven't played in awhile) without any hesitation.

ALSO- can we talk about the fact that so many people think that König having social anxiety means he's shy? I've seen some fics where he's this loser virgin who's soooo shy and sooo scared and so submissive. Excuse me? He's 100% a rough dom. 😭

HELPPP BECAUSE THIS IS SO TRUE!?!?

PEOPLE PUPPY CODE SIMON SO MUCH THAT THEY THINK HE'LL GET ALL SHY AND BLUSHY WHEN HIS MASK IS OFF LIKE BITCH- LOOK AT HIS LORE:

Pre-Military

Simon Riley had a very traumatic childhood while growing up in Manchester, England because of his heartless father. His father often brought dangerous animals back to their home and taunted him with them, even going so far as to force Simon to kiss a snake. When he and his younger brother Tommy grew older, Tommy would always wear a skull-mask at night to scare Simon. Simon's father would sometimes take him to the Bone Lickers concerts. At one concert, his father made him laugh at the death of a prostitute who had overdosed on drugs. NOW LETS GET ON TO KÖNIG. Yes he does have social anxiety but that doesn't make him stutter and blush like a schoolboy.

KÖNIG'S LORE: König suffered from severe social anxiety throughout his life, often being bullied during his childhood. At the age of 17, he volunteered for the military.

While he hoped to join as a recon sniper, his physical size and his inability to stay still made him an unsuitable candidate. He was later assigned as an insertion specialist to serve as a battering ram charging through doors in contested environments.

During a mission, König took down an Al-Qatala cell in Berlin which was involved in human-trafficking. He breached the townhouse and eliminated all twelve AQ fighters inside. However, his sniper hood terrified the Urzik hostages who had to be convinced by the rest of his team to follow König to safety. Also Konig as a virgin i feel like he wouldn't be a loser, he'd straight up rail his partners into the mattress until his partners are gushing and squealing in pleasure or pain. Maybe both? RAHHHH I WANT BOTH OF THEM NOWWWW.

[jinbeisluffy]

I see so many posts over different social media platforms about sexuality/gender hcs for the strawhats and i want to add in my own two cents because i believe im very correct (but anyone’s opinion is valid so long as it doesnt go against canon coding)

Luffy - the most aroace and trans guy to ever BREATHE. i dont mean aroace in that hes somewhere on the spectrum where he can still be attracted to people, because he cant. this guy had never grasped the concept of romance and never will, because theres no reason for it to him. hes trans because i say he is, i dont have many reasons for THAT but its just the signals hes sending me. trans to trans communication trust

Zoro - gay. thats it thats the post. no but i dont ship luffy with anyone but zoro is just attracted to literally any man who is strong, thats his criteria and thats all he ever needs. is he aware of it? not at all, he has no idea that its not normal to get bricked up by the thought of other men

Nami - i havent seen a bigger lesbian in media ever, genuinely i dont think any other character is as obviously lesbian as she is. she loves girls unapologetically no matter what, supports all girls at the end of the day (cough kalifa) . i also hit her with the asexual beam because i can, specifically demisexual because i THINK so

Usopp - while i wanna consider kaya, i wanna consider sanji too and thats making me lean between bi or omni even if omni is a label under the bi umbrella. its more a question of if he recognises his preference for men or not, because he does prefer then at the end of the day. the ace beam bounces from nami to usopp because he too doesnt feel anything and doesnt think about it either

Sanji - oh my god where do i begin. maybe just the blatant queer coding of wci as a whole?? of course hes attracted to women, thats not an aspect you can remove or just toss around to being something else. he loves and respects women, but he is so QUEER. all of wci is just queer coding, its a queer story and sanji is a queer character i will die on this hill. he probably has some kind of gender issues too, what specifically? no clue, but he likes people of multiple genders and is in deep denial about it all the time he wont ever truly accept it but he can one day as a treat live with that fact

Chopper - oh hes a reindeer he cant really have a sexuality DID WE FORGET THE FACT HES HUMAN TOO ISNT THAT LIKE HIS WHOLE THING, NOT BEING A MONSTER BUT ALSO A HUMAN. HE IS BOTH? i dont have any specific labels to slap onto him, just that hes a people lover and encourager of literally everything. ace beam bounces onto him too

Robin - trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans you will accept robin transfem into your life right here right now. she can like anyone, she has no label on it, she just likes people and cant bother with genders or anything like that. the ace beam actually skips her because if they were doing a hear me out cake she’d be the one putting all of the crazy things. freak. (lovingly)

Franky - HOW TRANS CODED IS IT NOT TO REBUILD YOUR OWN BODY TO BECOME A BETTER VERSION OF YOURSELF AND TO REBUILD YOUR LIFE IN A WAY YOU WANT, BUT GOING BACK TO WHAT YOU LOVED ABOUT YOUR OLD SELF, AND EMBRACING IT. literally, trans goals. he modified his body and went i might as well give myself top surgery and an awesome dick while im here!! sexuality wise hes a lover of everyone, but he has preferences for women (robin) but encourages all bromances (with brook)

Brook - THIS IS WHERE IM MOST PASSIONATE!!!! people can say that hes the token straight grandpa. but theyll never understand the joy of old gay brook had a romance with his captain, the joy of brook trying to subtlety let the other strawhats know he accepts them (he isnt subtle at all and everyone knows). look at brook in drag twice for no reason and tell me he isnt queer, in some way. the ace beam finally hits someone and its brook, insert skull joke here

Jinbei - very specifically old gay man who didnt really do much throughout his youth, he always knew he liked men but he never had TIME to do anything, too busy being awesome and a father i fear. now that hes with the crew he isnt automatically gonna seek anyone out, but hes also not gonna restrain himself from finding interests in people, hes being more selfish now and thats good for him. finally the ace beam hits jinbei and proceeds to fly off towards other op characters that i might talk about some other time

can you tell im asexual and love projecting onto characters with it !!!!

[mellxncollie]

The results are in! Thank you everyone who voted, this was super interesting to see.

The difference between these four gifs is the sharpening and export settings! Many of you picked up on the sharpening difference, as well as A and C being similar, and B and D being similar.

The super quick answer is:

Gif A = soft sharpening settings, export with pattern dithering

Gif B = sharp sharpening settings (slightly more blurred), export with diffusion dithering

Gif C = soft sharpening settings, export with diffusion dithering

Gif D = sharp sharpening settings (slightly less blurred), export with diffusion dithering

The longer explanation is:

Gifs B and D are the two 'extremes' of my typical sharpening. B being on the less sharpened end, and D being on the more sharpened end.

The sharpening settings are as follows:

The 2 layers of Smart Sharpen have the same settings. The Gaussian Blur has a radius of 1.0 pixels.

For Gif B, the opacity of the Gaussian blur layer is set to 40% (more blurred)

For Gif D, the opacity of the Gaussian blur layer is set to 20% (less blurred)

(I used to only use 20% opacity for my earlier gifs. The last 3-4 months, I now use anywhere between 20 and 40%, depending on the scene)

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Gifs A and C are both sharpened the same way, a new softer sharpening that I haven't really used much before.

The sharpening settings are as follows (I'm using the settings from this tutorial):

Both layers have the following Smart Sharpen filter settings and the Gaussian blur is also set to 1.0 pixels. The Gaussian Blur filter is set to an opacity of 85%, and the top layer opacity is set to 50%.

For Gif A, the gif was exported using pattern dithering.

For Gif C, the gif was exported using diffusion dithering.

but A is exported using a pattern dithering, whereas C is exported using a diffusion dithering. It was so fascinating to see the a preference for C arise over A.

For a bunch of analysis, head below the cut!

Gifs B and D will be referred to as the 'sharp gifs' and A and C will be referred to as the 'soft gifs'

The Data

I'd like to start with the two most grand-overview kind of observations.

First, a bit more than a quarter of people could not see any difference between the gifs. This was super encouraging to me, since I do stress over sharpening at times, and the differences between these four gifs demonstrate some of the stuff I stress over. Nice to know that for a fairly sizeable portion of you, it doesn't matter too much.

Secondly, wayyyyyy more people use mobile than I realized. About 2/3 of responses (of the repsonses that included a device) used mobile. Now a few people did mention looking on desktop afterward, and those "second" responses aren't included in these charts. What this does mean is that most of the people seeing my gifs are doing so, at least initially, on their phones (with the tumblr mobile gif compression).

Here's a pie chart of all the responses, with the mobile/desktop scores added together, just so we can get a baseline visual of which gifs people liked the most. I've color coded a bit so that A and C are visually distinct from B and D.

If we remove all those who couldn't see a difference/found some differences but not enough to pick a favorite, we ge the following results, with gif C as the desktop favorite, and the sharp gifs as the mobile favorites:

The following shows the overall preferences. About 2/3 of voters who expressed a preference liked the sharp gifs more than the soft gifs.

However, this is a bit misleading, since theres a notable difference between desktop and mobile viewers.

On desktop, just over half of voters preferred the soft gifs. However, they didn't just prefer the soft gifs, they preferred gif C.

Gif D also fared well, whereas the other soft gif, gif A, did the poorest.

Many of the stronger reactions in the tags were to the gifs on desktop, including statements that D, and to some extent, B, was too noisy, crisp, or over-sharpened.

!! This should not be taken to mean that A is the least favorite, since my question was simply "which gif is your favorite" and says nothing of which gifs people would consider 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place.

On the other hand, mobile viewers strongly preferred the sharp gifs, with 71% of mobile votes going to the sharp gifs. Voters were divided evenly between gifs B and D.

Mobile viewers did seem to like A a little less than C.

Before moving onto some analysis, I do feel the need to note that all of these are all sharpened about equal to or less than the 'standard' sharpening settings that a majority of tutorials across tumblr will use (smart sharpen at 500%, 0.4px, and again at 10%, 10.0px).

This is a grainy, indoor shot, so it does look a bit noisier than other gifs may look with the same sharpening, which was intentional on my part. With a shot like this, I would typically put out a gif with the settings in between B and D.

Analysis

The main reason I think we get these results, including the difference between the mobile and desktop votes is (to probably no suprise of anyone who has ever published a gif on tumblr), the gif compression on the mobile app.

I've downloaded the gifs from the post from the app onto my phone so that we can compare the frames.

The left image is the top corner of a gif, as displayed on desktop. The right image is the top corner of a gif, as displayed on the mobile app.

As you can see (zoom in if you can't), you loose a ton of detail to the compression, and even some color (check out Jenny's lipstick!)

Looking at gifs on mobile is, admittedly, not as good of an experience as it is on desktop. If you want to really appreciate the work that gifmakers across this site do, check out their gifs on desktop. They look better on there (or at least, they look more like the creator intended).

So, back to the gifs in the poll.

(NOTE: These are not cropped perfectly so there is some shape distortion and slight pixel differences. That's all on my end, not wanting to spend that much time on this. Try to just pay attention to the pixellation/compression)

Starting with gif A:

The left side, desktop, image, is a nice, soft gif. It makes sense to me that people on desktop would like this. I specifically looked at pattern vs diffusion dithering since I personally prefer pattern dithering on softer gifs like this (it decreases the effect of banding in the backgrounds), but it seems like C was slightly preferred over this. Either way, it looks okay on desktop. Mobile, on the other hand, it's a bit of a disaster. Charles' face is alright (although there are some splotchy yellow bits around his face and his neck isn't looking too great), but the background gets turned into this blocky mess.

Perhaps this is the fault of pattern dithering? Maybe gif C will fare better on mobile?

Gif C:

Nope. Gif C looks just as bad on mobile. The blocks are even more noticeable in the background, though I could concede that his face looks marginally better on mobile than Gif A. Also, up close like this, you may be able to better tell the difference between the dithering export settings for the soft gifs.

Given how these two gis look on mobile, it is no surprise to me that they did not do as well on mobile than they did on desktop.

So let's check in on the sharp gifs.

Gif B:

Okay! This looks a bit better! So there's still some compressing going on with mobile, you can see it in the background, and in the colors of his face. But, a lot less detail is being lost to the compression. It's not noticeably blurrier the way the soft gifs are.

A super simplified explanation of the compression is that the algorithm is looking for clusters of similar-looking pixels to reduce into even simipler, monolithic clusters, and when there's more noise and more contrast between individual pixels, it's harder for the algorithm to find things to simplify.

A gif with sharpening like this is like a preventative measure against Tumblr's compression.

(Also of note: The file size for the compressed, mobile gifs for A and C are smaller than the original files. However, for gifs B and D, the compressed files are actually larger.)

Finally, let's look at Gif D:

Gif D is like the more extreme version of Gif B. It is even sharper, so the compression algorithm seems to be having an even harder time. The major loss on mobile on this gif seems to be the colors (check out the lips and the eyes) as opposed to the image quality.

What do people seem to prefer in a gif?

To me, these results indicate that people tend to look for two things in a gif:

Image definition

A soft, smooth look

These can exist in the same gif on Desktop, which seems to be why the soft gifs were so popular. However, I would also argue that definition is a bit more important, which was why the results were a bit more evenly spread on desktop, since all four gifs have good definition on desktop.

However, on mobile, a softer or smoother gif will often come at the loss of image definition. So, in these cases, people will gravitate towards something that has some definition. It seems like for mobile users, there was really not too much of a difference in the appearance of the two sharp gifs, so results were split.

Final reflections

Personally, on mobile I prefer B and D about evenly, and on desktop I like the look of A and B. My least favorite of these gifs was actually C, and so seeing it do so well on desktop was surprising. I was also surprised by how many people didn't see a difference between the gifs, but as I mentioned, this was more reassuring than anything else.

Most of you who shared your preferences for both platforms generally picked the soft gifs on desktop, and the sharp gifs on mobile. I suspsect if somehow it was allowed to vote once for mobile and once for desktop, this would have only served to strengthen the current results.

Thanks to everyone who voted, and thanks to everyone who added additional info in the tags or provided additional opinions over on discord. This was massively interesting for me!

out of curiosity... here's 4 iterations of the same gif with some slight differences

let me know if you are on the mobile app or on desktop, and which one you prefer. feel free to leave additional notes about your opinions in the tags or in a comment. (i have no attatchment to these gifs, they were made for science, so if you really hate the look of one, i will not be offended)

if you are super confident you know what the difference is, please refrain from putting that info in the tags or comments, i'm trying to get a sample of what people prefer when they're not looking for anything in particular

i will reblog this once the poll is over with what the difference is

[turtleplushi]

I haven't seen anybody post the full Riddle Chain yet (including Silas Birchtree) so here you go :)

I didn't find any of these codes myself by the way! I'm not sure who to credit for the rest of them, but I did get the Silas Birchtree code from @dismissivedestroyer (sorry for tagging you ^_^" if you don't want to be tagged let me know and i can edit the post). You can also get the answer using the code "STOD EHT TCENNOC"

(SPOILERS BELOW)

RIDDLE (would you like to play a game) > YES (what's Mcgucket's favorite soda?) > MOUNTAIN DONT (what's a medieval homonym?) > LYRE LIAR (the 20th ingredient of Anti-Cipherzing Tonic?) > HAROLDS RAMBLINGS (how is clown repellant made?) > UNION MADE (Bill's govt file number?) > 29121239168518 (who comes from Zimtrez 5?) > GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK (what's on Bill's flag?) > 3466554 (what leaves a thin line in the snow?) > TINSEL SNAKE (the 6th option on Bill's editing software?) > TORTURE MENTALLY (name an unpronouncable wizard) > XGQRTHX (where do Tri Angels come from?) > 333SUNDAPPLELANECOZYCREEKIL6071494611 (Bill Cipher's Lawyer?) > CAESARATBASHVIGNERE [or] MULTI LEVEL MARK (who defeated Silas Birchtree--?) > EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS (you've earned a treat! enter 'DISPENSE MY TREAT' to download) > DISPENSE MY TREAT

The 'treat' you get is under the cut

"BILL FILES DO NOT OPEN"

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[teamfortresstwo]

Gwendolyn is absolutely Elias. That “I do” only cemented it . She’s Elias if he actually made do on his ambitions . She’s Elias if he wasn’t so worried about appealing to others . She’s Elias if her “fate” dictated more about her than her fear of being known .

She’s Elias but this is not the Eye’s domain .

This is the web’s

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

[angel---eater]

I think there's a fine balance between depicting the actual lived reality/experiences for a lot of folks and just making a reductive, racist caricature, and it ALL has to do with intent. I don't think the idea of Gamzee being interpreted as Black detracts from his character, but if Hussie went in intending to do that, I would've wanted that handled with more care. Like, lots more care. The fandom badges Hussie as horrifically racist, like they go extremely hard on that sometimes. And yes, there is absolutely racism in the text (most notibly in the earlier parts), but I genuinely have a hard time believing they're like, horrifically, violently, inmoveably racist, especially because we have a literal record of them becoming a more mindful person, which is Homestuck itself. I think they're just sloppy about it, which isn't actually a crime if their heart was in the right place. This is definitely NOT to say that they should keep being sloppy about it, but sheltered white people gotta start somewhere.

Like, a lotta fans who refuse to budge on this bring up the asian schoolgirl joke. Which, yes, is in fact obviously racist, but the tone and the context and Hussie's SI character's actions suggest that they're punching down on people who are this kind of racist. I thought that was obvious, but apparently not to portions of the fandom. She used their own language to highlight how ridiculous their shit is. She's making fun of them. But that's a bit of a side tangent to loop back around to say that I genuinely just don't think Hussie thought about the trolls in terms of human ethnicity much at all, besides Meenah, who is canonically inspired by Nicki Minaj. Bit of a can of worms there, but Meenah is canonically, inarguably Black to me and many others because of this. If she wasn't intended to be Black, if she was intended to be a white girl surface-level coopting Black culture and style for the Aesthetic[tm], she'd be far, FAR more racist if that was all that was happening with her. But re Hussie not thinking of troll ethnicity- that in turn, because this is how all/most people's imagination's work, does lead me to believe that Hussie's idea of a 'blank slate' character is in fact white, simply because Hussie is white. It all loops in on itself. This incidental coding both clashes with a lotta characters and complements some, like Karkat vs Gamzee.

But you're absolutely 10000% correct about how otherwise abusive white boys get a pass for being ''chill'', and Gamzee represents this PERFECTLY. He's a ''chill'' white boy living off of his abscent daddy's money who's cosplaying as his working class friends, surrounded by dogmatic religion that he tries to rope everyone into. I mean come on now, that is so rich white person. And as you said, that translates really well to Mormon and Fundamentalist assholes. I also grew up in an intenesely religious, EXTREMELY white, backwater little retirement town in the middle of nowhere and holy fuck, the shit that the boys could get away with. They were like rabid animals. If they were in a city, at least one of them would've showed up on the news and I wish I was being hyperbolic about that. This read of Gamzee also matches up nicely to how his friends wave him off and kind of infantalize him, because he's just a chill little idiot, right? He can't actually do any harm. ''Who could've seen his murder spree coming, he was such a nice young man'', y'know?

tbh the whitest trolls to me are the zahhaks and the makaras bc of what kind of internet-people equius and gamzee represented at the time. juggalo culture is predominantly white working class folks or white folks on the poverty line, and in the US bc of segregation, that meant a lot more mixing of cultures than you see in middle class and up areas. its the same with canada and the UK. so you see a lotta black influences in there bc of how US class structures have been constructed. its a melting pot made by and for the working class. a lotta irl juggalo stuff is pretty chill from what ive heard? as a movement they want to demolish class heirarchy and build community. ofc theres room for abuse in the lifestyle though, thats not unique to juggalos. gamzee as a rich white boy living a juggalo lifestyle but not getting it right and actually reinforcing what irl juggalos fight against makes perfect sense for his character

equius on the other hand is like belligerently Hegemonic White Cis Dude coded to me. he represents young white cis boys on the precipice of falling into the manosphere pipeline, imo. specifically bc theyre lonely and insecure. his spot on the hemospectrum is perfect for breeding that shit. he's been told his whole life that hes better than most of the ppl he knows. hes higher up caste wise than most of his friends, particularly nepeta, but still feels inferieor to his friends who ARE higher up than he is, which is what sparks that hyperspecfic brand of insecurity in white cis boys. their only real problem is that someone else whos even more priviledged is looking down on them. and gamzee also being white just kind of compounds that bc of the sense of 'competition' between white guys or whatever, to be The Whitest Squarest* Guy who is On Top (haha) Of All Other White Square Guys

everyone else? nah. its so obviously not whats happening. which really just highlights the fact that large swaths of fandom still believe that white is default in terms of character design. and its insane to me how ppl can say w/ their whole chest that the hemospectrum has nothing to do w/ race, its just abt class, when racism and class are intrinsically tied. like theyre horrible twin sisters, man, you cant rlly have one without the other. enforced class models in society dont work unless theres someone up top deeping someone else Deserving of having less bc theyre not the exact same type of person as them

*using the term Square here not to denote any kind of 80s movie nerddom but to try to describe normies who are toxic abt it and think everyone else should be like them

[keeps-ache]

been telling my siblings 'you would NOT make it in vulcan academy' when they do smth goofy recently and nobody's been able to refute lol

[jikigo]

you ever just see a post and just

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[narutomaki]

get me OUT OF HERE

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[poisoned-pearls]

”love letter from the sea to the shore,” (Delaney Bailey) and “good old fashioned lover boy,” are azul love songs directed at Jamil but from different ends of the spectrum

[elytrafemme]

every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't

[floralovebot]

What are your thoughts on how nickelodeon made the Princess of Linphea lightskinned? Was this them trying to whitewash Linphea?

That's interesting!

I mean listen I wouldn't put it past them yknow? This is rainbow and nickelodeon, two companies very cozy with whitewashing and racism. But I do think this could've been more innocent on their part. We didn't see a lot of the people of Lynphea in the first three seasons but we did see some, notably Miele who is also very lightskinned and could very well be white or very white-passing.

I think it's also important to remember that Rainbow is,, pretty bad with racial sensitivity and they treat all of the planets as very "color blind" so to speak. Like Melody is considered the "Asian planet" yet the princess is likely wasian but so white-passing that most fans thought she was completely white. We've also seen multiple other characters from Melody that don't "look" asian (obvs being asian doesn't have a "look" but in the realm of animation and rainbow racism? yeah they do). Nabu and Helia are both heavily asian-coded, yet Nabu (and his family) is from Andros while Helia is implied to be from Lynphea or Solaria.

We also see multiple shots of the crowds on other plants like Domino and Solaria where you can see characters that are definitely Not White. And while those characters could easily be from a different planet, they're also usually wearing the clothing associated with that planet and are considered Part of the people.

Rainbow often mixes different races and ethnicities for literally all of the planets. Like the argument that a character couldn't be from one planet because they aren't a specific race does not work in the winx universe. All of the planets are incredibly "mixed". And again, while there's obviously a discussion to be had about whitewashing cultures, being color blind, uncomfortable implications of colonization, etc, the princess of Lynphea being a white girl or at least partially white-coded or white-passing is actually really on brand for them and not something that I would entirely blame Nickelodeon for.