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The days are getting longer now :(
#screenshot to commemorate the darkness#i've seen sickos on tumblr CELEBRATING the horrifying return of the daystar and it's evil soul-penetrating light.#don't you know how much easier it is to be perceived when there's a big glowy light in the sky all the time?!
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Just another day's work at the Large Hardon Collider.
#self-reblog because no i was right to make this it's funny and also true#thorki#memes#they're at 15483 now btw#queue
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode
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Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?
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Canon Divergence AU where after falling into space at the end of the first Thor movie Loki did not turn up in a later film, so Thor hasn't seen him in years and assumes he must be dead (😭), but while Thor's on Earth with his Avengers mates (obviously in this timeline he joined them for some other initial reason, shhh) he spots his brother on TV, being interviewed because he's a very famous stage magician. Really famous! The Avengers have all heard of him but they'd just never made the connection between an apparently human magician called Loki The Magnificent and the tragically presumed-dead brother that Thor's probably been extremely vague about.
In fact they don't believe it at first, gently explaining to Thor that this guy might look like his brother and have the same name but there's videos online where people have spotted him cheating at magic, and surely an actual alien mage wouldn't need to do that? But Thor is right, those videos actually show the illusions Loki uses to make it look fake, because if the humans work out that you're an alien who can do magic they will vivisect you. (Phil Coulson is still alive, btw, having not been murdered by Loki in the first Avengers movie. So yay for him I suppose.)
So Thor demands to be taken to HOLLYWOOD where he finds his brother and they reunite heartwarmingly (maybe???) and then Thor say don't worry bro, I know you've had to do shit magic tricks to survive but I will take you home now like a pretty damsel in need of rescue by a handsome and very strong prince. But! Loki doesn't want to go home! Thor, you idiot, the humans LOVE Loki The Magnificent! They keep asking him to sign things and to pull coins out of their ears! Why would he ever go home, this is way better than being King of Asgard would have been, because humans are so friendly and so easily impressed!
I don't know what happens in the end. Incest, probably.
But wow what an amazing fic I haven't written with this plot!!!
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do you guys think the bg actor who played mike ayala know how much fic there is about him
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The Lion in Winter (1968) dir. Anthony Harvey
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The only Asgard-adjacent Christmas fic I want to read is a 'Lion in Winter' AU where the Odinson family bitch at each other for several thousand words about who's getting dad's stuff when he dies.
#i know only about three of you will know what i mean but i don't care i needed to share my vision#hear me out: hela's in the geoffery role because of the “oh i didn't know they had another sibling” element for the viewer.#decide for yourselves which of the boys has to be john lackland (their problematic dad's problematic fave but also he's a minger)
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THE WHITE QUEEN Episode 10 The Final Battle
#i've not seen this but occasionally my dash shows me gifs so i feel like i am personally acquainted with Hot Welsh Richard III#(at least i assume from the name Aneurin that he's welsh)#the white queen#richard iii#history fandom
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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
#thank you marcus aurelius#a man about whom i have no opinion and shall continue to not have one because he has freed me from that curse <3
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Doctor Who Advent Calendar —Day 1
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Updated the Princess Sylvie/Servant Loki AU. Contains sex and further evidence of Asgard's very inadequate sex education (yikes emoji).
Title: Convenient (5/?) (on AO3) Fandom: Loki (TV 2021), Thor (Movies) Rating: Explicit Pairing: Loki/Sylvie Wordcount: about 2300 for this chapter (13600 total so far) Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Princess Sylvie/Servant Loki, Class Differences, Power Imbalance, Marriage of Convenience, Alternate Universe, Royalty, Secret Relationship, Period-Typical Sexism, (not sure what period it is though tbh), Sexual Repression, Masturbation, Wedding Night, Loss of Virginity, Unironic Use of the Word ‘Maidenhead’ (sorry), Unplanned Pregnancy, adding all the tags from the start just so you know what's involved before you commit Chapter Summary: A confession and some concerns, both of which are long overdue.
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Kate Phillips as Jane Seymour Wolf Hall: The Mirror and The Light | Episode three 'Defiance'
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Sorry for spamming fic at people but I am bad at not just posting things the moment they're written :\
Title: Here’s to You, Mrs Laufeyson (2/?) (at AO3) Fandom: Thor (Movies), Loki (TV 2021) Rating: Explicit Pairing: Loki/Sylvie/Thor, Loki/Thor (+ other combinations) Wordcount: ~2200 for this chapter (3900 total so far) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Affairs, Ménage à trois, (that’s French for ‘threesome’), Lust, Seduction, Boss/Employee Relationship, Bisexuals! Wow!, Age Difference, Older Loki/Younger Thor, none of them are siblings but that doesn’t mean it’s not fucked up in other ways Chapter Summary: The sexual tension increases and things get a bit weirder at the Laufeyson house.
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ha ha guess what
trying not to post a completed bit of fic is really hard actually, i have no idea how people manage that. i get why it'd be useful, but i am used to just posting things as and when they're finished.
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