#doctor chaotic

[timsplosion]

[camilleflyingrotten]

[raspbel-art]

Thirteen hops in!

The Doctor × Posing

[yesokayiknow]

love that the doctor's spent so much time around jack & river that they can now speedrun the whole seducing a morally grey rogue into becoming a self sacrificing hero thing

[unnamedmedicalprofessional]

"Doctor Who is a good show". "Doctor Who is a bad show". Wrong. Doctor Who is a chaotic neutral show.

[nerdby]

Todd Phillips confirming what we already know.

[lizzardstudies]

28/07/24

trying to romanticize the academia but she doesn't want to be romanced

I'm still fighting for my life when it comes to that article. the dealine is extremely close, my word count is awfully small and I've got no time and energy to spare

just wanna be done with it and then take a break

[soupforsoup]

Fifth tardis team dvd commentary moments that kill me (with honourary colin baker):

*the doctor walks out in a dressing gown*

Peter Davison: *chanting* sexual awakening sexual awakening sexual awakening

Sarah Sutton: sexual awakening alert

Janet Fielding: personally I'm going to sleep

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The Doctor: "[a steam train]... I always wanted to drive one when I was a boy"

Matthew Waterhouse: DiD yOu ReAllY?? A sTeAm TrAiN?? oN gALLiFrEY???

Everyone else: *losing their shit*

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Peter: what is that you're holding there?

Matthew: my, my belt thing! My rope belt

Peter: ohhhhh, trousers have fallen down

*Adric literally dies in an explosion*

Janet: *about pockets* nothing to put your hands in now!

Matthew: no hands either!

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*the cyberman leader is threatening Tegan*

Peter: oh to hell with it, kill her

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Peter: oh the waitress has just stepped in! Uh should you be sitting down, waitress?

"Waitress" Janet: they're picking on me! I haven't even started yet and you're picking on me!

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Janet: have I just walked into the middle of two saddo middle-aged men talking about who they fancy?

Peter: yep. yep.

Colin Baker: and funnily enough, your name didn't come up

Janet: thank god I haven't had breakfast

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Peter: we've managed to kill off Adric

Sarah: yep, we've dumped Tegan

Peter: and uh, lose Tegan at heathrow airport... Result!!

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Colin: last time I saw you lying on the ground like that, you turned into me!

Peter: fate worse than death Colin

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Janet: *about a piece of set with a green light coming from it* are you cooking something? Nyssa's making a pot of soup

Sarah: cabbage soup!

Janet: broccoli and stilton!

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Janet: I think I was very mean to you on this story Matthew, I took to calling you "boom-boom waterhouse"

Matthew: what?

Peter: *wheezing the whole time*

Sarah: oh yeah, of course and the other one was, "matte-finish"

Janet: *laughing* oh yeah!

Matthew: I don't remember any of this!

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Cyberman in the episode: *about the doctor* "the tall one with the fair hair"

Everyone: *dying*

Janet: and the highlights!

Sarah: the highlights yeah, with the expensive highlights!

Peter: *imitating the cybermen* and the blush on the cheeks

Matthew: *also imitating the cybermen* and the fake tan

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Sarah: That’s the trouble with all this chat, I can’t listen to the programme, find out what’s going on.

Matthew: You’re not missing much.

[ingravinoveritas]

David putting the "tease" in Doctor Who teaser...

[bonneblah]

Welcome home Traycee!

[xia0ming56]

IM ALIVEEEEE!!!!

Hi guys im not dead i hav js had a vv chaotic july might b slower on posting now cos of uni tho but thx for sticking around :,))

[seilon]

my only complaint about 2005 dw is that we didn’t get more episodes with gung-ho mortal baby jack harkness. absolutely smitten by that fucker

[gallifreywhere]

Sorry, I didn't realise.

Meanwhile, Jack's driving the SUV with three corpses as passengers. One's a Weevil he accidentally ran over.

Torchwood Three in a nutshell, really.

[multifandomaceflux]

For some reason I find this extremely fun to look at with no context

[prosperousduckscommuteviawaffle]

Now we’ve had this bi-generation I just think we should go full unhinged and have gold tooth turn into Simm Master. Have a full ‘why has this face returned?’ parallel. Shove him into retired life with Tennant’s doctor. Scale down their enmity to absolutely microscopic proportions. From cosmic scale to just domestic life. Have the Nobles stuck in the front row watching them sort their shit out.

I want them trying to survive Sylvia Noble together. I want them at war with their neighbours. I want them battling with the chaos of Evri deliveries - ‘not even the TARDIS can locate the safe place they’ve apparently left it in’. Have them arguing in Tesco over whether it really matters whether eggs are free range. They can make up by getting their own chickens which The Master can regularly threaten to roast much to Rose’s horror (but he won’t because he named them after the Teletubbies and The Doctor knows he’d never hurt Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa or Po… and he just enjoys having dominion over lesser creatures or something 🙄)

I want aliens turning up for their regularly scheduled fuck with London at Christmas time moment only to be faced with the two of them in their matching Noble family Christmas jumpers (and they will be wearing them because have you met Donna?) And no, The Master hasn’t gone soft, he doesn’t care about Earth in general, but the Strictly final is on and he’s a little invested in that.

I want Donna, in her new UNIT job, explaining this to her new colleagues. Because they know The Doctor and The Master, they’ve seen the files, and they just…live in her garden now.

[daughter-of-the-clayr]

yaz and jack drive me insane. not in the ship way, but jack, never flirting with yaz but immediately taking her under his wing. jack, who never told torchwood anything, just casually inviting yaz to see his hometown, where he lost his brother. jack, who knows that the doctor leaving yaz is inevitable, counselling her on how its worth it, and essentially making future plans. jack, who picked how yaz felt immediately, even when the Doctor and yaz didn't. jack and yaz's conversation paralleling yaz and Dan's, 1 and 4 years later. i feel like they're a v underrated dynamic.