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Doctor Who Tardis Wiki: "I can give you a 200 word article about lasagna? Or a 600 word article about eggs?"

Me: "How about the plot for any one of these audios that have been out for years?"

Wiki: "Nope! Not even a single sentence. But if you click on each of the characters one by one and scroll down their pages using "find in page feature" and searching the name of the audio, and do this for every character mentioned in the cast list of this audio you might, might be able to piece together a vague estimate of what happens in this episode."

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The Doctor and the Master + favourite moments [7/?]

Ainley!Master and the Valeyard — “The Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation. And I may say, you do not improve with age.”

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i love how much stuff that sounds like weird doctor who eu lore is, in fact, directly from classic who. highlights include:

the doctor's presidency

the whole vampire/time lord ancient enemies business

the doctor's childhood nickname, theta sigma

that time the master turned into a cheetah

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doctor who remains a show that you can watch

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David Tennant in Doctor Who ↳ 'The Christmas Invasion'

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Oh, babes, let’s talk about kilts, shall we? A garment that says, 'Yes, I can take on an army, charm your gran, and still have time to do a pirouette without breaking a sweat.' What’s not to love? There’s history in every pleat, rebellion stitched into every thread. It’s defiant, elegant, and -- let’s be honest -- quite breezy. That’s the fun of it, isn’t it? A kilt isn’t just clothing; it’s a statement. And I do love a statement.

The day I met Ruby, I thought I’d dress for the occasion, and, naturally, I went for something bold. A black tartan kilt paired with my usual chaos and charisma. First impressions matter, after all, and I believe in making a lasting one. There I was, wandering about, basking in the peculiar beauty of a certain alien chapel, when she strolled in, eyes sharp as a photon beam. And let me tell you, darling, she looked at me and the kilt with an expression that screamed, "Who are you, and why are you dressed like that?" But there was something else too, a little spark of curiosity -- and maybe just a hint of envy for my impeccable style.

Kilts are more than fabric to me; they’re freedom. They remind me of home. No, not Gallifrey -- Scotland! I’ve spent many a lifetime there, learning, laughing, and occasionally running for my life. I wore that kilt that day because it made me feel grounded, connected to a part of myself that still feels human. And maybe, just maybe, I wanted to show Ruby that life with me wasn’t going to be ordinary. So, next time you see someone in a kilt, remember: they’re probably a warrior at heart, a rebel, or just someone who knows how to turn heads.

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So, I suppose you’ve all noticed the two of me running around in the trailer for that little upcoming event, eh? Well, that’s certainly… interesting.

Now, I’m not one to spoil anything, babes, and there’s a lot about time and space that even I can’t quite get my head around sometimes. But, as I’ve always said, the universe has a way of surprising you. In fact, it’s almost as if the universe enjoys playing little pranks on me. Two of me, you say? Well, it's hardly the first time, is it? You should’ve seen what happened with my other selves in the past, but hey, that’s another story for another day.

The important thing here, of course, is that there's no need to panic. After all, it's me. And me. Two of us. Both of us. Just... existing together. Quite the sight, isn’t it? But as I always say: time’s a funny thing, and even though I know exactly what’s going on, I’m not going to spoil the fun by saying anything. I’ll just let you enjoy the ride. Trust me, it’ll be worth it.

So, you’ve seen us. You’ve got questions. But my lips are sealed. For now.

After all, some things are best left to the universe. Don’t you think, darling?

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When you think your brother is so embarrassing, you must redact your relationship to them.

See Theta's opinion

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I must admit I love them both and this fun fact.

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that one five pic but make it thoschei

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The Third Doctor and Iris Wildthyme! What a pair.

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Ainley!Master + falling over

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stop putting the master is the war chief believers on my timeline Tumblr I beg of you I don't want to be mad today

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nuwho regeneration episodes: i feel my life coming to an end... it has been foretold... here be death, rose me ol friend...

classic who regeneration episodes: buddhist chants and maths can reshape reality

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If ever I'm in need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you'll certainly be the first to know.

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seven's out here googling 'would it really be that bad to get back with my ex?' girl the megalomania???

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No but the alien reaction to every time the Doctor and their companions save the Earth from alien invaders somehow must be so funny like they're expecting average missiles at most and then the find the Doctor and go "bitch how does this backwater of a planet have a fucking TIME LORD ON CALL"