#diseases quotes

[sadclowncentral]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[ca-3]

I don't think I've posted these here, but P5 shitposts from my twt again lolol

[starrynightsxo]

"I wasn't sure if I wanted you or if I wanted you gone from my sight so that I would stop feeling as I did, which made me even more unkind. But when you were gone—truly gone beneath the waves—I hated myself as I never have before"

- Cardan Greenbriar, The Wicked King

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Body Beautiful (Ngozi Onwurah, 1991)

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: What's the gender-neutral term for e-boy and e-girl?

Jason: eBook.

Damian: E. Coli.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

i've been wanting to show off my crown prince design since november of last year lmao / follow for more xianle epic fail compilations

[unlawfulchaos]

*on comms during a training exercise*

Rooster: DADS, HELP!

Iceman: Don't worry Bradley, Mav's on his way, but you need to tell us your location.

Maverick: What are your coordinates, Baby Goose?

Rooster: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Iceman: Can you be more specific?

Rooster: Simba.

[spookysalem13]

I felt this in my bones... it hurt 😆😅

[closingremarks]

for all u leftists who wanted Biden out of office and still refuse to vote for Kamala, here are some words from Dr.King

“Where Do We Go From Here?”, 1968, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

[positiveupwardspiral]

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: Wy, I think I have parkinsons disease

Wylan: What? Why would you think that??

Jesper: Shakey hands

Wylan: …That could be from other things

Jesper: So you don’t think I have parkinsons?

Wylan: No

Wylan: Stop looking up diseases

Jesper: Hm, probably a good idea

[zipzapzopzoop]

[Wilbur sneaking in at 3AM after goofing around with the Time Machine]

Franny: *turns around in chair* “And where were you?”

Wilbur: “Uhh… out with Carl?”

Carl: *turns around in 2nd chair*

🤨 “oh really?”

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Terzo: Don’t you just love that mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free?

Primo: I didn’t even want the first one! Dad made me get it!

Secondo: Mine was a family heirloom from my mother passed down for generations.

[edwardian-girl-next-door]

Agatha Christie, Five Little Pigs (1942)

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Body Beautiful (Ngozi Onwurah, 1991)

[drnikolatesla]

Nikola Tesla and His Cleanliness

It is known that Nikola Tesla suffered from an obsessive compulsive disorder, and because of this, he was an extreme germaphobe. While living in New York, Tesla kept his laboratories absolutely clean and pure, refused to touch other people, would wear gloves while shaking hands, and insisting upon personally cleaning his own plates and silverware at restaurants with his requested 18 napkins. Tesla himself reported that this was intentional. As a child, he almost died from cholera, which raged in the region of his hometown Lika due to contaminated water. He was cured by a special remedy made by an old woman, and also because his father gave him his word that if he recovered, he could study technology instead of entering the clergy, as was intended. Many found Tesla's actions strange, but to him, it was a very important measure to protect his health.

“There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the latent power fully exists in man to greatly prolong the average length of his life by the exercise of extraordinary care and the proper utilization of the various instruments which science, day by day, is placing at his disposal. A large proportion of the people who die nowadays before reaching what is commonly called old age can trace the cause of their death to the fact that microbes of every kind are allowed by them to enter their bodies through the swallowing of microbe-laden water and food, and through the inspiration of microbe-laden air. How many people are really careful today about the water they drink, the food they swallow, and the air they breathe? And how many millions of people would be careful if they knew the difference between microbe-laden food and air and those which are really pure?”

–Nikola Tesla

“Man May Be Made To Live 1000 Years.” New York World, September 5, 1897.