#taintposting

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Terzo: *In a sermon* In conclusion; if Satan himself requires consent to enter a person’s body, So. Do. You!

[sister-kym]

Sometimes home isn't four walls. Sometimes it's two mismatched eyes, an angelic voice and Satanic lyrics.

[infectiouspiss]

everyone posting about people demonizing taintposting Well where’s the fucking taint image. put your money where your mouth is

brother i am your girltaint dealer

[pathologising]

hm. didnt like that one! godspeed

U don't like my taintposting

[grosssguyarchive]

my taint? oh you mean my tussy???

[maddogmp3]

hey. hey wait a second why is this post blowing up

fuck isnt even a swear word to me shes like my best friend

[papafuckingemeritus]

If you’re not in the Taintposting group you’re missing out

[ooccoo]

shame that i always write pure fucking gold when rebutting tinder men but when i try to make a good tumblr post my whole brain turns into the absolute slowest unproved goopy whole wheat dough the world has ever seen

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Young Nihil: I’ve been uncomfortable many times before, but today I was out with my son, and we were passed by a slow-moving hearse and funeral procession… My son is dressed as the Grim Reaper… He fucking waved to them…

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Copia: I was walking a friend home last night, and I mentioned to her that I’m quite oblivious about when someone likes me. I said “someone could smack me in the head and I wouldn’t know they were into me.” She then smacked me in the head, and I responded with “Ow! What the hell was that for!?”

Terzo: I mean, to be fair, you did specifically tell her that wouldn’t work.

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Omega: I just saw Copia cry in the library for about 5-6 minutes, then his phone went off and he just stopped crying and went back to work like nothing happened??? Secondo: It’s called “time management”, Omega.

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Sister of Sin: Haha! You’re so cute and funny!

Rain: O.o 

Sister of Sin: You okay there?

Rain: *unintelligible screeching*

Swiss: What have you done!? He doesn’t know how to take compliments!

Rain: *shrieking while vibrating*

Swiss: ‘Sup, ugly fuck.

Rain: *stops* ‘Sup. 

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Copia: Good luck sending me mixed signals. I don’t even understand the direct ones!

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Sibling of Sin: You’re so considerate!

Copia: Thanks! I was raised in constant fear of upsetting anyone, so, ya know. *finger guns*

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Mountain: Hey, Swiss? Swiss: *trying to go to sleep* Yeah? Mountain: I just realized something. The spiders currently living in Buckingham Palace are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there in the Victorian Era. It’s an entire parallel royal family, just with spiders instead of people. Swiss: It’s 3 AM, and I’m hung over; please, go to bed.

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Copia: Every “scummy sewer rat” used in modern TV and film is actually a healthy, chubby little baby with a nice shiny coat because she lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches. I say “she” because almost every rat you see on TV or film is a female. Male rats have enormous balls, and they don’t want to show that on camera. All of the lovely ladies that appeared in the Rats music video are my darling little babies, and they did an amazing job!