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Hi ik u left tumblr but i kinda miss u. u were my fav mutual if u feel like adding me on discord im elfenmilke k im drunk eating soup bye ily
this is sweet but if we're actually mutuals i'd prefer if you could ask off anon tyyyy
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text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real
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hi hi hi! wanna help a girl get back on track with getting a shitload of extensive dental damage from a transphobic hate crime repaired? cuz boy howdy i could sure use the help!
i had an appointment today finally after ages, and with needing to get all the teeth left ripped out and replaced with dentures and all the fun that goes with that, there's a lot that my insurance isn't going to be able to cover. im working two jobs right now and scraping by best i can but fuck, times are fucking tough, and they're tough for everyone but if you can help with even the slightest amount it'll be saving my life and giving back my ability to eat and smile and speak properly, and it'll be huge to me. my c@$h@pp and v3^m0 are both punkyrooster, and i'm gonna get a proper fund set up after another appointment or two and we have a solid clear idea of a number, but for right now im just fuckin desperate to get started on moving towards this and inching my way towards a functional face 🖤💜🖤💜🖤
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This had me literally laughing out loud while trying to focus during work today
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Not relevant to anything but how come whenever someone gets a silver bullet to kill a werewolf or whatever the shell is silver too. Do they know that part gets ejected or is it some kind of scam
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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Husband has discovered you can mail Kraft singles so he sent these out
I made him write “do not eat” because they are not shelf stable. I also decided this was a him-project and if he gets arrested by the USPS Cheese Crimes Council I’m not part of it but if it goes over well I’ll jump in and claim partial credit.
Here is what he took to the post office:
They began arriving this week. Here is our thread with my MIL. (She’s Blue, my husband is Red)
She is amazing. I did not think she’d actually tape it to the Xmas card wall! (Later in Dec that whole wall will be covered in cards.) How long do we think that will last before their dog figures out how to get to it?
Cheese is so far a hit with everyone and has arrived safely at multiple houses. I take back all my criticism and I’m now claiming to be a full partner in Operation Hand-Krafted Card.
@laid-back-at-lunchtime’s card got commentary from the mail lady?! Very glad she found it funny and doesn’t hate us. I was actually kinda worried we were gonna ruin the postal services’ day so this made us very happy.
The last text is sending me. 😂
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If you’re living in Michigan, you should vote “uncommitted” in today’s Democratic presidential primary.
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Haneen Abdelhalim is a designer for lightroom based in New York. The funds are for a family in Sudan she is close to.
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