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i love how the I Hate Gay People tag is mostly populated by phannies. says something... abt Society or whatever
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being too tired to be horny sucks what if i want to jerk off but the little guy -> 🐛 <- doesn't want yo why is it sentient
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lapdog would be an awesome word for gay sex purposes probably. i'm not finishing this post u can figure out where i was going with it
#ok i'm back#call me a lapdog the way i'm pawing at your thighs until i can sit on your lap sexual style#or . the way i'm lapping you .with my tongue ... like eatingyou out or something#WAIT big lapdog who can only get its head on ur lap and i'm sucking ur dick slobbery style#or idk just fucjign sleeping on ur penis#its a pillow now#just hope i don't try and flip it to the cold side#rips ur cock clean off#i think i'm getting off track here#i need to think with my dick but i'm exhausted and he's not waking up
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lapdog would be an awesome word for gay sex purposes probably. i'm not finishing this post u can figure out where i was going with it
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i think a good beating will get me normal again
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absolutely normal and straight things to say about your best friend
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imagine if you went to a wedding where they threw snails instead of rice wouldn't that be fucked up or what
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I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.
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id rather have my eyes sewn shut
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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.
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people who use dog as a metaphor for love or loyalty or hunger or desperation or violence or devotion, I am kissing you on the mouth with tongue
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This is my fourth day boiling him becuasw his plastic is defiently different than a Barbie’s one and his malnourished waist won’t shrink
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why is she marked as mature can only grown ups get tasty gummy sleep are kids left to suffer through nothing but warm milk and blankie sleep?
OH SO IN THE USA YOU CAN BUY A FUCK OFF MASSIVE BOTTLE OF ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MELATONIN OF A HIGHER DOSE THAN MY PRESCRIPTION MELATONIN ONE SERVING OF THESE IS MORE THAN DOUBLE MY DOSE ??? rare usa win i'll give you guys this one
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