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dan scaring phil and phil... getting kinky with it?

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you know what i think elisif the fair deserves better

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can i say something

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shaking them

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"i am a grown man, i am a three times number one new york times bestselling author... hello" 👶

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dan: 🙀 phil: 👌👍🤞👆🤙☝️🤲🤘✊👉🤲✋👈🫱☝️👆🤜👉✌️🤛👋☝️🤙🖕🫵

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they should let me interview mcr i'll ask the important questions like 'have you played dress to impress?' or 'do you use a 3-in-1 shampoo?' or 'who's a good boy?' or maybe even 'would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games (unlimited games) and no games?'

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halloween is on a random thursday this year i'm sure that means nothing and that no bands who have dropped things on random thursdays and have their biggest fan on rhythm guitar will do anything tomorrow

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THIS IS SO FUNNY IM SORRY IM GENUINELY FUCKING CRYING HES LITERALLY GETTING HIS BILLS PAID BY US AND ALL HE WANTS IS TO SUCK DOWN SOME FAR RIGHT COCK IM LOSING MY SHIT HOW DO YOU FALL THIS FAR

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🫵 GET SCARED!!!!!!!!

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having a pet is awesome there is a little Thing in my room that's judging me for everything i do

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i've been so caught up in the fear of brendon urie returning that i didn't even notice wwwyf learned what a woman was i hope avrils set goes hard as fuck i hope she turns into the real headliner and everyone goes home when she's done

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WIFE LOCATED

HI GORGEOUS

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he's saying what we're all thinking

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guy who's a girldad not because he has a daughter but because he's a girl who is a dad

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19th august 2023. "where is Ray Toro, i miss him."