#daniel and his twinks

[slutforpringles]

Daniel Ricciardo with Jett and Hunter Lawrence at Supercross de Paris 16.11.24 | mxjuly

[wafflehouseyuri]

Armand and Daniel being mutually embarrassed by their real/perceived age gap is so important to me like they’re both mortified to have a post divorce boy toy

[amid-fandoms]

atp phil will hard launch purely out of spite for being called dan’s father all the time and honestly i would support that reasoning

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

Okay actually here's the greatest bits of acting from each of the F1 drivers:

Checo:

Danny Ric:

Max:

Charles:

Pierre (featuring the famous wink moment):

Carlos (featuring Charles and Fred):

Lando:

Fernando (There is literally a compilation clip out there, but this one w Hamilton is my fav):

Lewis (with Nico in the same machinery):

And my fave of all time, Valterri's Uber commercial:

[dame-lazarus]

thinking about IWTV and how Daniel says of Lestat, “I’ve gotta meet this guy”…and how the sequel book is basically Lestat complaining how he’s misunderstood and how Louis’s account gets a bunch of stuff wrong, but also explaining his turning and some basics of vampire lore…a perfect framing device for the two of them meeting and commiserating in s3…reflecting on their makers and the fledgling bond…Lestat mentoring Daniel…Daniel chatting with Louis telepathically and driving Lestat insane…Lestat and Louis passing notes via Daniel until he loses it and makes them talk on the phone…Lestat offering to reach out to Armand for him but Daniel refusing…in-person Loustat romance rekindling in the season finale just as the well well if it isn’t the consequences of my actions pops up in the form of Akasha…but they’ll face it together…give it to me

[slapjacq]

"armand is mine" louis bestie that man can break you in half like a fucking twig if he really wanted to let us be so for real. just because you topped the twink doesn't mean he can't absolutely eviscerate you and whatever boytoy you move on to in some of the absolute worst ways possible (not in the fun way)

[xxfrankiesteinksxx]

small details in the dnpc video no one is mentioning

okay, look, i'm gonna admit it, i'm a game/film theory girly and a whore for lore, so i pick at details i shouldn't be picking at, so here's some things i see in the video that i don't see being mentioned in theories/analyses. also keep in mind my brain consists of a single cell encapsulated in aspic (i know what the actual deeper meaning is this is just a bit of fun for me)

the thing underneath the piano - the camera falls off the piano in one scene and something (i still cant figure out what exactly it might be) is visible, oddly clear-looking for something underneath a broken piano in shoddy lighting (actually looking at it again it might be a corpse, is it possibly phil's old body?)

dan telling phil not to film him drawing the sigils but phil still filming - you might be able to also throw in the part where phil screams "NO" when the camera's on him sitting in the corner; they don't seem to want things to be filmed but it feels like they're obligated to record everything to some extent

phil's very explicit control over dan - this is to the point where he even has to tell dan what and what isn't food, and takes away water privileges for some reason (btw this is your reminder to drink some water) and overall very demanding tone when instructing him

SOFT AND NEAT - there's a lot of reinforcement of this, its clearly a joke but i'm overanalytical and will blatantly ignore this. there's heavy hesitation with any sharp object around them (when dan has to cut his hand, kill phil, take out phil's heart, mentioning razor blades when using the shaving foam)

dan still primarily uses his left hand - people have mentioned how he's been "fixed" but him using his right hand seems to be performative since he pours most things, mixes with his left hand, and even primarily uses his left hand to spread the blood (plus he never sacrificed himself unlike phil who seems to have died in potato stamps and been resurrected with perfect vision) there's also old superstitions that being left-handed means you're somehow cursed by/connected to satan, speaking of which...

dan has a much better connection and the ability to communicate directly with Him - he seems to be a conduit, possibly being used by phil to properly perform anything (which also probably helped with his resurrection and eyesight improvement), he has uncontrollable actions from time to time

the sigils themselves - what do they all mean? what could they mean in a bigger, symbolic context? anyone that understands them pls explain to my aspic brain

the entire place fucking burns down after the ritual is complete and they're embraced by Him - it's clear at least to me that the shed is set on fire at the end of the video, cutting off further possible footage

dan doesn't put blood on phil's forehead during the ritual - might've just been a slipup during filming but we also dont see the blood dan put on his own forehead once he arrives and theyre all standing up in the pentagram

also just a couple fun facts:

the number on the case file when converted to corresponding letters of the alphabet spell out "satan"

what dan says in his reversed clip is just "thanks!", nothing is really said in the reversed clip of phil opening the shed door its juts kinda a random noise someone made

Aaaaand some misc nonsense crackpot theories/ideas/thoughts/brain vomit that my brain keeps me awake at night with (optional reading):

if the demon taking them at the end is actually baphomet and not just some generalized idea of satan, then "mother" could be another way to refer to "him" since baphomet is portrayed as having both female and male characteristics (bobs n pennies)

personally this is scarier/more unnerving than the actual blair witch project for some reason

my bathroom sink is the one sink you cant ship

i want a dapc for those dolls they hung everywhere

is cataloguing all of the ritual setup part of the craft channel's purpose?

what was the reason for summoning him? did they bring him to our plane of existence to just let him absorb these two brink-of-twinks and then use their gay power to torment the straights?

oh that rope is just his belt thing not rope tying dip and pip together

i think this is a good wrap-up idk what they could do in a part 5 to conclude things better

[adimouze]

max drooling salivating panting open mouth posting daniel on his story just for a glance while daniel's just standing around recording lando trying to either not look stoned af or break into giggles what is this fic i feel like i read this before

[lupinescribbler]

Ya'll I did not realize it was two different actors playing movie stargate and sg-1 Daniel.

I watched the movie, immediately started the series, and had the vague thought of "hm, Daniel has a slightly different... vibe." and then thought nothing else of it FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.

[devils-minion-cult]

Sorry this is anon (I’m terminally shy), but this gif feels so young Daniel coded that I thought you’d enjoy it: https://www.tumblr.com/sofuckingeuphoric/742601558925164544

I've been watching this for three straight gay minutes and don't have a single intelligible thought about it 💦

[skitskatdacat63]

Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)

Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)

[nile-the-empathy-cleric]

Chapter 3 is now up! I can’t believe people were a) actually interested in this in the first place and b) vibing with my weird experiment of a fic. Anyway… behold, Armand goes to therapy

[reireichu]

it is with sincere regret and pain that i must inform you that as of s02e01, ARMAND HAS NOT YET FUCKED THE OLD MAN.

[placesyoucallhome]

Just thinking about old characters. It would make the most sense for Daniel to be an elezen from Ishgard, but honestly I can't make one that looks like him, he just works better as a hyur. Maybe half elezen? Ah, either way he'd be a veteran on the Dragonsong war.

[achromatic-bot]

I know we're over it but Phil was so horny for recognising Sister Daniel right away without his glasses.

[kimis-gloves]

about me!!!

im alex or max, i use hers/theirs (or any) pronouns, im a proud hater papaya and tifosi !!

im a mere months away from legality (meaning ignore my smut spam likes…) my birthday is 10/10 (cus im a 10/10🌝#rizzy) i am legal 😈

im from canada!!

im almost finished highschool & will be enrolling in culinary arts courses at my local college:3

i got into formula bc of a BOY WHO DOESNT EVEN TALK TO ME 💔 but were not gonna talk abt that… instead id rather talk about drivers and racing!! (stop yapping alex)

im a freakazoid at heart but normie irl💔

some other fandoms ive been in include mha (im ashamed), Haikyuu, Yuri on Ice, Banana fish, (ok NERD) (basically just a victim of the 2021 anime fan surge) Marvel/MCU, Hello Kitty/Sanrio & more!!

some other interesting facts ig is im neurodivergent, hardcore zaza lover, im a culinary student (oscar pls hmu for some chocolate soufflé) and im slowly becoming a certified tumblr girlie!! (i am now lisenced🤭) i was in my schools specialized art program for 3 years, im hard of hearing & also bisexual!

my favourite music artists are $uicideboy$ (4 years in a row theyve been my #1 on spotify wrapped) and Taylor Swift. (i dont rlly listen to artists just the same 6 most recent songs in my liked for a week until i add more..)

my dream job is to first own my own private cooking practice and then work into being a private cook for motorsport/f1 teams, its a big dream but i believe i can do it.

PLEASEEE BE MY FRIEND IM SUPER COOL AND FUNNY AND WILL TALK ABT F1 HOTTIES FOR HOURS😍😍🙏🙏

maybe one day ill do a face reveal, i have posted my face on this acct before but ive deleted them, but i dont mind sharing my social medias with mutuals:D