#damn it petty

[theblack-dog]

Darry was hella messy in high school. Like if he wasn't invited to party, he'd call the police on it so it'd get shut down.

If he wasn't going, no one was.

[brucewaynehater101]

Timothy Drake-Wayne and Red Robin don't hold grudges. Someone could try to stab them, and he would still greet them amicably.

Tim, however, absolutely holds grudges. He'll forgive his siblings for betrayal or attempted homicide, but every piece of technology they own is obliterated if they touch his Zesti.

The lines he'll cross are more extreme if he's holding a grudge for someone else.

A person mentioned three years ago that Robin's (Damian's) outfit looks stupid. They still get every single red light when they drive.

That new JL member that implied Batman is too cold-hearted to be a hero? Every embarrassing moment of theirs on patrol (including tripping) is uploaded onto YouTube as failure compilations.

Duke knows it's no coincidence that every jerk he's mentioned to Tim has been aggressively dealt with. He fully utilizes this but allows himself plausible deniability.

Tarantula hasn't been heard from in years. No one knows what exactly happened to her, but rumors indicate she suffered greatly.

A goon that had gotten a lucky hit on Red Hood ended up at the police station 24 hours later with all the bones in their dominant hand broken.

Any person that makes ableist comments about Barbara has their information directly sent to her. She prefers to deal out the retribution. Steph is similar, but she'll sometimes ask Tim to join her.

Cass treats the experience as a siblings bonding trip whenever someone is stupid enough to slight her in front of Tim.

[beautifulwomen047]

Madison Pettis

[nebulousjoy]

words can't describe how dumb funny this image is

drayton: "out here living my best life. my skin is clear my crops are thriving-"

kieran: *having yet another mental breakdown*

[spectral-snippets-and-drabbles]

The Babel Incident

Phantom doesn't make talk to anyone when he joins the Leauge. They may try to make small talk and learn more about their new teammate, even going as far to to invite him to the occasional gathering or socialize, but the newest member simply shows up when there is mandatory meetings, helps out on the field, and leaves as quickly as he arrived.

Keeping everyone at arms length, no matter how they much they try. They can clearly see he's lonely, but he insists they leave him be.

Clark doesn't miss (or like) the way Bruce tries to get more useful information on the newbie in roundabout like asking other Leauge members for anything. It wasn't until the usually straight faced Phantom got angry at Bruce to vanish to get away from their leader. It irked the Dark Knight to not have any useful information, even when Martian ManHunter told him no to reading his mind, but Bruce will keep trying to get something out of Phantom.

Little do they know that the reason why Phantom doesn't speak or socialize with anyone has to do with the fact that Batman uses mere conversations to formulate his contingency plans to put down his colleagues, something they don't know about yet. The Last Universe he visited had its Batman getting his plans stolen by a villian and had gotten the entirety of the Leauge killed.

[sforzesco]

listen. listen, there's a kind of intimacy in having a dedicated rivalry, okay. who else is going to know you like this!!! also it's funny

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

Julius II: The Warrior Pope, Christine Shaw

and on della rovere’s soldier comment:

Popes, Cardinals and War: The Military Church in Renaissance and Early Modern Europe, D.S. Chambers

and finally! regarding the delightful Mess of political-family relationships, including the marriage comment (altho the montefeltro family that giovanni married into did have sforza family ties, since giovanna's mother was battista sforza, but this is about the more immediate alliance based relationship and della rovere's hand in the rejection of a milanese match for his brother. and. this is not even remotely a serious comic, but now I am once again thinking about insular all these families are. the fucking medicis are here too, if you go half a step to the left on della rovere's family tree)

Julius II: The Warrior Pope, Christine Shaw

Giulio II, Il papa del Rinascimento, Giulio Busi (Bianca Maria Visconti is Ascanio's mom. btw)

panel inserts of the cards they're playing with are all from the Visconti-Sforza tarot deck! (I used public domain scans/photos for the comic itself)

ko-fi!⭐ bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

[geniemillies]

through reading acotar i was confused as to why rhys was always so mean to lucien even when the man did nothing in book 1 and beginning of book 2 he could be chilling and rhys is out here telling feyre 'lolol he's miserable lolol' but i thought abt it and yes i too would be bitter if my centuries old ex situationship moved on with a hottie vanserra, i get you this one time rhysand.. 😔

[royaltea000]

When your master gets trapped after you warned him multiple times it was a trap

[mindflayers-and-silmarils]

rereading the silm for the first time in a while and man I missed what a little bitch Melkor was

[allhailnarusama]

"Katara didn't want to be seen as motherly."

You're right! So why in the name of all that is good in this world is that all she is known for (being the Avatar's wife/mother of his children) in LOK??? Besides maybe being the best healer in which we are told that and not shown?? Can you riddle me that??

It was like Katara accomplished her one purpose within the story, getting together with Aang, and that was all they could think to do with her once that was done. Be so fucking for real right now.

[rosy-crow]

I am all for Sephiroth bullying Rufus. Go for it babe.

Gdgdgsgs, I don’t know if they’ll continue with it in part 3, but it has genuinely been one of the funnier Rebirth subplots 💀

Some of these scenes make me laugh so much now knowing that it’s basically Seph just being a troll.

“Hey btw Rufus, your secret alter-ego says congrats on your inauguration and wishes you well! YOU KNOW BECAUSE IT’S A FITTING JOKE YOU SELF-ABSORBED RICH KID.”

Rufus: I was just vibing, man. Like.

“LOL Rufus you’re full-filling your dad’s dream, good job. YOU KNOW THE DAD YOU HATE AND WANTED TO BE DIFFERENT FROM AHAHA.”

Rufus: Uncalled for

“Rufus, you stubborn loser with daddy issues who is secretly lonely ahahaahahaa”

Rufus: BITCH THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

“HA. Imagine having dreams. FUCKING DORK.”

Rufus: Imagine entering a room like a normal person

“HAVING DECORATIVE PILLOWS MAKES YOU PART OF THE BOURGEOIS??”

Rufus: Hey man how’s it going

*takes time to gesture like a dramatic theater kid*

Rufus: Yeah, you’re totally not Sephiroth

[mishiami]

i love and adore smitten dazai more than anyone knows but i feel like no one takes advantage of the comedic genius that is Chuuya Canonically Talking About His Ex Every Chance He Gets

[every-koito]

[slyvester101]

Tucker when he first meets Carolina: With all due respect, which is none—

[junespriince]

Hal: weird, you're not afraid of bats, I mean Barry wasn't as afraid but you know he had the manners to not say it out loud what he's thinking about.

Wally: wow, speedsters being different from other speedster, it almost like we're different people with different personalities and such.

Hal: rude... Barry never act like this.

Wally: hold on, *looks through his lunch bag* oh, would you look at that, out of fucks to give.

Oliver: well, Mr. Sass, can I ask you a question.

Wally: I don't know, can you?

Oliver: damn, really shouldn't have let you get corrupted by Roy.

Wally: wrong, I always been this way. Just aged, like a fine wine.

Oliver: ... I mean Barry was horrible, but you're worse than him.

Wally: yeah, because he's not my blood dad, I take after my momma.

Oliver: Mary?

Wally: Iris.

Oliver:

Oliver: yeah I see it, anything that's not my question, my question is why ain't you scared of him or creeped out at least.

Wally: easy, I saw his ditsy civilian persona, how the hell am I supposed to be scared of that? Hm? I can't be, all I see is a emo furry ditz with a punching problem.

Oliver: well, how do you feel about this Diana? Someone bullying your mans

Diana: well, let's see, my love how do you feel getting bullied by your son-in-law in front of your teammates?

Bruce, grumbling: horrible.

Diana, smiles and cheerful: I love it then.

Clark, sighing: dia, give Bruce a break, he has gremlin children he needs a break.

Wally: he doesn't deserve a break, not after he took one of his child's own mantle away from him, but we don't have to unpack that small rock in your fucky wucky quarry now.

Arthur: I thought this meeting was about the rate of high level crimes spiking...

Martian: Aquaman, shut up I'm enjoying our new flash bullying Batman.

[ambeauty]

I’m never gonna block antis because I just think it’s funny how mad they get at people having fun and being invested in the media they like via shipping characters that have obvious romantic undertones and undeniable chemistry between the actors