#damn it petty

[satsuha]

finally trying my hand at a khura'inese outfit for apollo... i definitely wanted to give him the spare coat in dhurke's office but i might redesign it later

[lilislegacy]

i’m just gonna come out and say it

if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.

[spitedemon]

i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.

i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.

[theblack-dog]

Darry was hella messy in high school. Like if he wasn't invited to party, he'd call the police on it so it'd get shut down.

If he wasn't going, no one was.

[brucewaynehater101]

Timothy Drake-Wayne and Red Robin don't hold grudges. Someone could try to stab them, and he would still greet them amicably.

Tim, however, absolutely holds grudges. He'll forgive his siblings for betrayal or attempted homicide, but every piece of technology they own is obliterated if they touch his Zesti.

The lines he'll cross are more extreme if he's holding a grudge for someone else.

A person mentioned three years ago that Robin's (Damian's) outfit looks stupid. They still get every single red light when they drive.

That new JL member that implied Batman is too cold-hearted to be a hero? Every embarrassing moment of theirs on patrol (including tripping) is uploaded onto YouTube as failure compilations.

Duke knows it's no coincidence that every jerk he's mentioned to Tim has been aggressively dealt with. He fully utilizes this but allows himself plausible deniability.

Tarantula hasn't been heard from in years. No one knows what exactly happened to her, but rumors indicate she suffered greatly.

A goon that had gotten a lucky hit on Red Hood ended up at the police station 24 hours later with all the bones in their dominant hand broken.

Any person that makes ableist comments about Barbara has their information directly sent to her. She prefers to deal out the retribution. Steph is similar, but she'll sometimes ask Tim to join her.

Cass treats the experience as a siblings bonding trip whenever someone is stupid enough to slight her in front of Tim.

[nebulousjoy]

words can't describe how dumb funny this image is

drayton: "out here living my best life. my skin is clear my crops are thriving-"

kieran: *having yet another mental breakdown*

[beautifulwomen047]

Madison Pettis

[royaltea000]

When your master gets trapped after you warned him multiple times it was a trap

[spectral-snippets-and-drabbles]

The Babel Incident

Phantom doesn't make talk to anyone when he joins the Leauge. They may try to make small talk and learn more about their new teammate, even going as far to to invite him to the occasional gathering or socialize, but the newest member simply shows up when there is mandatory meetings, helps out on the field, and leaves as quickly as he arrived.

Keeping everyone at arms length, no matter how they much they try. They can clearly see he's lonely, but he insists they leave him be.

Clark doesn't miss (or like) the way Bruce tries to get more useful information on the newbie in roundabout like asking other Leauge members for anything. It wasn't until the usually straight faced Phantom got angry at Bruce to vanish to get away from their leader. It irked the Dark Knight to not have any useful information, even when Martian ManHunter told him no to reading his mind, but Bruce will keep trying to get something out of Phantom.

Little do they know that the reason why Phantom doesn't speak or socialize with anyone has to do with the fact that Batman uses mere conversations to formulate his contingency plans to put down his colleagues, something they don't know about yet. The Last Universe he visited had its Batman getting his plans stolen by a villian and had gotten the entirety of the Leauge killed.

[sforzesco]

listen. listen, there's a kind of intimacy in having a dedicated rivalry, okay. who else is going to know you like this!!! also it's funny

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

Julius II: The Warrior Pope, Christine Shaw

and on della rovere’s soldier comment:

Popes, Cardinals and War: The Military Church in Renaissance and Early Modern Europe, D.S. Chambers

and finally! regarding the delightful Mess of political-family relationships, including the marriage comment (altho the montefeltro family that giovanni married into did have sforza family ties, since giovanna's mother was battista sforza, but this is about the more immediate alliance based relationship and della rovere's hand in the rejection of a milanese match for his brother. and. this is not even remotely a serious comic, but now I am once again thinking about insular all these families are. the fucking medicis are here too, if you go half a step to the left on della rovere's family tree)

Julius II: The Warrior Pope, Christine Shaw

Giulio II, Il papa del Rinascimento, Giulio Busi (Bianca Maria Visconti is Ascanio's mom. btw)

panel inserts of the cards they're playing with are all from the Visconti-Sforza tarot deck! (I used public domain scans/photos for the comic itself)

ko-fi!⭐ bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

[geniemillies]

through reading acotar i was confused as to why rhys was always so mean to lucien even when the man did nothing in book 1 and beginning of book 2 he could be chilling and rhys is out here telling feyre 'lolol he's miserable lolol' but i thought abt it and yes i too would be bitter if my centuries old ex situationship moved on with a hottie vanserra, i get you this one time rhysand.. 😔

[mindflayers-and-silmarils]

rereading the silm for the first time in a while and man I missed what a little bitch Melkor was

[breelandwalker]

Definitely my favorite thing to fight social anxiety about my coping mechanisms and auditory processing issues and telling myself for years that No One Is Laughing At You, No One Thinks It's Weird....only to find out half the office makes fun of me behind my back for having earbuds in to cut the office noise and assist with focus while I'm working, and that it takes me a second or two to break from what I'm doing if someone comes into my office with a question.

Definitely doesn't make me feel like crap or in any way impact my mental health or how I feel about my job or my workplace.

[peppermintpillz]

I do not care for that one Japanese twitter artist who’s drawn genderbent punch out

[allhailnarusama]

"Katara didn't want to be seen as motherly."

You're right! So why in the name of all that is good in this world is that all she is known for (being the Avatar's wife/mother of his children) in LOK??? Besides maybe being the best healer in which we are told that and not shown?? Can you riddle me that??

It was like Katara accomplished her one purpose within the story, getting together with Aang, and that was all they could think to do with her once that was done. Be so fucking for real right now.

[azucar-skull]

Aztec: Yeah so this land is called Meshiko. And we are the Meshika people.

Spaniard: Ah...Mexico and the Mexican people.

Aztec: That is not even close- Anyways, our language spreads all the way down to Nicawaguak

Spaniard: Nicaragua.

Aztec: *sigh*

Aztec: Axolotl is pronounced ak-sho-lot

English speakers: Ax-oh-lot-TL

Aztec: No-

Aztec: This is an ocelotl.

Minecraft: Drop the L at the end and we got a nice Jungle mob.

Aztec: Bruh

Minecraft: Ohhhh and a jungle temple too!

Aztec: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS-

Aztec: These flowers are called cuetlaxochitl, meaning "the mortal flower"

Some white asshole: I shall claim them as my own discovery and call them poinsettias. They shall be horribly whitewashed from your culture and used as Christmas decorations.

Aztec: What. The. Fuck.

Aztec: We are Meshika. Please write it down in your book.

Anthropologist: LOL no, I'm gonna call you guys Aztec.

Aztec: Why????

Anthropologist: Don't know don't care. Oh and everyone will think you are an extinct civilization with absolutely no trace left of who your people were and we will horribly misrepresent you to be blood thirsty savages that put death curses on the living.

Aztec: 👁💧👄💧👁