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I may or may not be writing a bg3 fanfic with Sakura Haruno from Naruto as Tav (because she has returned to my brain rot with a vengeance) so that she can replace Karlach’s infernal engine with a regrown heart using white zetsu cells like she did for Naruto’s arm (cause I remembered that’s a thing).

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When your sky dims... I will be there... waiting...

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just realized i never posted this gale??

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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“I’m Pretending I Don’t Love You” Behaviors

(for that beautiful, painful flavor of self-denial that authors LIVE FOR)

✦ Making fun of everything they do...gently. Like it’s the only way you can touch them.

✦ Telling them to be careful, but saying it like an insult.

✦ Correcting people who get their name wrong, then pretending it didn’t matter.

✦ Staring just a little too long—and then making a sarcastic comment to cover the slip.

✦ Showing up to things “coincidentally” wherever they are. All the time.

✦ Knowing exactly what food they like, but acting like it was a random choice.

✦ Volunteering to be on their team, share their tent, go with them, whatever excuse works.

✦ Looking away fast when they laugh. Too fast. Like it hurts.

✦ Caring for them when they’re hurt, but muttering, “Don’t read into this.”

✦ Being furious when someone else flirts with them and not being able to explain why.

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My taste in romance has less to do with how romantic the relationship actually is (though that is a bonus) and more to do with how interesting I find the dynamic between the couple. Which is why fluffy vanilla romance usually bores the hell out of me. I want to see how these characters dramatically affect each other and fundamentally change each other and their individual understandings of the world!!! I want to see a beautiful tie-in between the romance and the themes + messages of the story and how it all builds to a climax!!!

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"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"

"Your wife is hot."

"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"

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*remembers that some of my mutuals followed me when I was really into anime* oh hey guys uhh Sasuke is a little bitch

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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Smuggler: I won't tell anyone when I've found Nok Drayen's treasure, but there will be signs. the signs: *buying an army of wookiees*

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ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

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what the fuck is this