#swtor incorrect quotes

[riachuelowii]

has this been done yet

[allhailnarusama]

Smuggler: I won't tell anyone when I've found Nok Drayen's treasure, but there will be signs. the signs: *buying an army of wookiees*

[fabeong]

SWTOR incorrect quotes #18

Felix, staring at the table at some ungodly hour of the morning: ...I think I’m in love with the Jedi.

Zenith: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know. 

[jb-nonsense]

Gault: Because if there's anything we've learned, it's that you can't do it without me.

Bounty Hunter: First of all, we haven't learned anything over the years.

(source)

[the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond]

Theron, fiercely standing against Scourge: I only taking my orders from the commander !

The commander : it s too dangerous stay there honey.

(Later)

Theron being found on the ship with senya and arcann

Luhcy: …

Theron: I have a good reason!!

Luhcy: is that so?

Theron: you haven’t said it was an order.

Luhcy: try again

Theron: You’re so pretty that I can’t take my eyes off you.

Luhcy: ok, then what about them? *points at senya and arcann*

Arcann: same. Oh no wait-

Senya: Abord the mission I repeat abord the mission

[chubbyooo]

Kyradia (Sith inquisitor), eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Kavaraa (jedi consular), who walked out of her bedroom in her house into her kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[theogcinnamonroll]

More Incorrect Quotes: SWTOR Edition Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

Just Althea and Felix this time because they're adorable goobers Warning: some of these are a bit spicy

Felix : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Althea: Wow. They sound stupid. Felix : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Althea: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Felix : I guess you’re right. Hey Althea, I love you. Althea: See! Just say that! Felix : Holy fucking shit. Althea: If that flies over their head then, sorry Felix , but they're too dumb for you. Felix : Althea.

Felix : I like your new pants! Althea: Thanks, they were 50% off! Felix : I’d like them better if they were 100% off. winks Althea: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Felix : Thats’s… not what I meant. Althea: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Felix .

Althea: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Felix : …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Althea: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Felix : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Althea: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Felix : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Althea: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Felix : Is it working?

Althea: Well, Felix and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Althea: That's right… We kissed!

Althea: How do I tell Felix that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Althea: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Felix : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Althea: … Althea: You mean ring bearER, right? Felix : … Althea: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Althea: What are you in the mood for? Felix : World domination. Althea: That's a bit ambitious. Felix : You are my world. Althea: Aww… Felix : Althea: Felix : Althea: OH.

[barsenthorsholocron]

Sith Inquisitor: Call me Darth Evictius, the way I be trying to kick out these ghosts.

[2stepadmiral]

Mission: Then why is Revan always first?

Canderous: Because Revan’s in charge.

Bastila: He’s not in charge, I’m in charge! Tell them, Revan, tell them I’m in charge!

Revan: You heard her, when I’m not home, Bastila’s in charge.

Bastila: Revan!

[krisslegacy]

[blazemourn]

The Sith are cats. They pretend they don’t care but they care A LOT. They sit in dark corners staring into space like they're contemplating the meaning of existence. They attack when they get even slightly irritated. Tell me if that doesn't sound like cats.

[revanknightwoman]

[makode-name]

[fabeong]

SWTOR Incorrect Quotes #23

Rysan (Consular): I know we've been talking about Felix a lot this morning, but another thing I love about him is he just gets me, you know?

Zenith: Can he come get you right now?

[lonewolfel]

Senya: Why do you look like that?

Theron, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Senya: Like you’re dead.

Theron: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Lana: Theron accidentally called the Commander “babe” in front of everyone today.

Theron: *sobs into the floor*

[halibellecter]

Hunter: You are a delicate flower.

Imperial Agent: You take that back!