#swtor incorrect quotes

[riachuelowii]

has this been done yet

[allhailnarusama]

Smuggler: I won't tell anyone when I've found Nok Drayen's treasure, but there will be signs. the signs: *buying an army of wookiees*

[fabeong]

SWTOR incorrect quotes #18

Felix, staring at the table at some ungodly hour of the morning: ...I think I’m in love with the Jedi.

Zenith: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know. 

[jb-nonsense]

Gault: Because if there's anything we've learned, it's that you can't do it without me.

Bounty Hunter: First of all, we haven't learned anything over the years.

(source)

[chubbyooo]

Dath Marr: you know, Satele and I are having a baby.

Kyradia (sith inquisitor): oh my god congratulations that’s-

Darth Marr: *slams papers in front of him* it’s you. sign here.

[indinelle]

Incorrect Quotes 1

Outlander, Texting Lana: Lana! Help, I'm being kidnapped!

Lana: Where are you?

Outlander: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Lana: I'll call Theron

Theron (answering call): Y'ello?

Lana: Where's the commander? They just texted me saying that they're being kidnapped

Theron: What do you mean? They're right next to me-

Theron:

Theron: I'll call you back *hangs up*

Theron: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Outlander: WHO ARE YOU?!

[the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond]

Theron, fiercely standing against Scourge: I only taking my orders from the commander !

The commander : it s too dangerous stay there honey.

(Later)

Theron being found on the ship with senya and arcann

Luhcy: …

Theron: I have a good reason!!

Luhcy: is that so?

Theron: you haven’t said it was an order.

Luhcy: try again

Theron: You’re so pretty that I can’t take my eyes off you.

Luhcy: ok, then what about them? *points at senya and arcann*

Arcann: same. Oh no wait-

Senya: Abord the mission I repeat abord the mission

[theogcinnamonroll]

More Incorrect Quotes: SWTOR Edition Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

Just Althea and Felix this time because they're adorable goobers Warning: some of these are a bit spicy

Felix : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Althea: Wow. They sound stupid. Felix : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Althea: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Felix : I guess you’re right. Hey Althea, I love you. Althea: See! Just say that! Felix : Holy fucking shit. Althea: If that flies over their head then, sorry Felix , but they're too dumb for you. Felix : Althea.

Felix : I like your new pants! Althea: Thanks, they were 50% off! Felix : I’d like them better if they were 100% off. winks Althea: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Felix : Thats’s… not what I meant. Althea: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Felix .

Althea: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Felix : …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Althea: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Felix : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Althea: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Felix : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Althea: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Felix : Is it working?

Althea: Well, Felix and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Althea: That's right… We kissed!

Althea: How do I tell Felix that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Althea: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Felix : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Althea: … Althea: You mean ring bearER, right? Felix : … Althea: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Althea: What are you in the mood for? Felix : World domination. Althea: That's a bit ambitious. Felix : You are my world. Althea: Aww… Felix : Althea: Felix : Althea: OH.

[barsenthorsholocron]

Sith Inquisitor: Call me Darth Evictius, the way I be trying to kick out these ghosts.

[krisslegacy]

[2stepadmiral]

Mission: Then why is Revan always first?

Canderous: Because Revan’s in charge.

Bastila: He’s not in charge, I’m in charge! Tell them, Revan, tell them I’m in charge!

Revan: You heard her, when I’m not home, Bastila’s in charge.

Bastila: Revan!

[revanknightwoman]

[makode-name]

[fabeong]

SWTOR Incorrect Quotes #23

Rysan (Consular): I know we've been talking about Felix a lot this morning, but another thing I love about him is he just gets me, you know?

Zenith: Can he come get you right now?

[jb-nonsense]

Valkorion: Hero of Tython, my old friend!    Jedi Knight: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Valkorion: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

[chubbyooo]

Kyradia (Sith inquisitor), eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Kavaraa (jedi consular), who walked out of her bedroom in her house into her kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!