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[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

Part 2

Comic Masterpost

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Me before update 7.5: Yay! New story to play!

Me after update 7.5: SHAE, WHAT THE FUCK?!

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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Likely niche, but inspired by seeing Carth Onasi on here, I submit Theron Shan from Star Wars: The Old Republic

Please reblog for a larger sample size.

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When I say I like men, I mean these men. The crossover you all never expected.

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THE GALA - A Clone Dating Sim

You are a Jedi General. The Council has assigned you a very important mission: the infiltration of a Separatist gala on Raxus. But you will not be going alone--you are allowed to bring a date on this adventure. In the heart of enemy territory, who will you count on to watch your back?

PLAY HERE: THE GALA

Ideal play experience is on desktop! (I think you can play on mobile it just looks a lil yuccy)

Clone bbs x Fem!Jedi player FEATURED CLONES: Sergeant Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, Wrecker, Captain Rex, Commander Wolffe, and ARC Twins Fives & Echo

RATING: 18+ MINORS DNI - The paths can be SFW or NSFW depending on your choices (2nd option is always the NSFW one!) - general warning for smut if you make those choices, more specifics below the cut!

Additional (less relevant) info beneath the cut!

HAPPY MAY 4TH! ENJOY MY LOVES~~

COMPREHENSIVE WARNINGS LIST: In general, lots of flirting, innuendo, pet names. Established relationship for all

Hunter: LOTS of flirting (he is a whore), p in v sex

Tech: Oral (f receiving)

Crosshair: Fingering

Wrecker: Not much for him honestly, implied canoodling (p in v), oblivious boy ♥

Captain Rex: dirty talk, praise, oral (m! Receiving)

Commander Wolffe: rough! p in v

Fives & Echo: Multiple clones (no clonec*st), lots of flirting, Echo is self conscious!

-ART ASSETS I drew all of the Clone art! I found the most nakedest screencap I could of any of them (SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT) and then traced the base, then looked for Star Wars Male Fashion (WAY FUCKING HARDER) to draw on them and dress them up! I think for Hunter and Fives/Echo I just went crazy but for all the rest lmk if u can spot who I stole the outfits from, i deadass dont remember at this point For Background art I found them all on google images - from what I recall, it's mostly concept art and screenshots from games! -ENGINE I made this in Twine, an incredible tool for making text-based games! I highly recommend looking into it. It's really easy to use and there are a ton of tutorials online!

AN: Thank you so much for playing! Please let me know what you think, I had so much fun making this✨✨ it is so phenomenally cringe but I hope you all enjoy ♥ (also if you spot any bugs or typos, please feel free to let me know and I will fix!!)

TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE PATH I like Rex Crosshair Wrecker the best I think

"""taglist""" - @shinyshayminflower @starrylothcat @pb-jellybeans @jediknightjana

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Yes!

All of my republic side char. are happy to have an ally save not only them but prevent more loss on Voss another neutral planet. Like they are committed. Unlike the Republic, which after that point is biding their time waiting for Iokath.

After your character gets control of the Eternal Fleet, the republic congratulations you and asks for aid, but no alliance though.

Then on Iokath, they make you choose. Either between the imp sid who

Lana the Sith came to rescue you from your carbonite tomb

Helped on Voss.

Empress Acina has never made an attempt on your life, unlike the Chancellor.

Contributes to the Alliance back when we only had one ship.

Even after you lose your superweapon. Acina offers you a place on the council.

Also, I don't see the Republics thing of "oh, but they came for a super weapon without telling you about it!" As a strong enough defense. You and I are here for the same reason, and I sure as heck didn't tell the Imps. So, to be angry at them is hypocritical.

I always view my character remaining on the Imp side on Iokath as the light side choice. They are honoring their agreements and their allies.

*if my char is a jedi, after Iokath they do choose to help the republic but only for Jedi stuff. After that they want to peace out, because the republic has left them jaded.

** If it's the Barsen’thor, it's also more offensive since when Lt. Felix Iresso went to look for you. The Republic, specifically the Supreme Chancellor, denied the request. Then, they didn't even try to recover P.o.W. even after the surrender. Even after we were put in charge. We didn't find out until Zakuul begrudgingly released him to the Alliance.

I love kotfe and kotet in SWTOR, but the one tiny thing that nags at me about it is the fact the Sith Empire intervenes during the Battle of Voss regardless of your player origin.

That means they help you even if you're a smuggler or bounty hunter, or worse - A JEDI.

Now, I think it does make sense for them to do that, it was the reasonable attitude, the scene is pretty cool too, but damn. That makes it incredibly hard for a non-imperial character NOT to side with them.

This is my first time playing the expansion with a pub character and I just can't see her siding with the Empire, she's a full LS Jedi, but at the same time it would be unreasonable not to side with Empire, they were the only ones that came to the Alliance's aid.

So annoying lol

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Star Wars The old republic on crack aka what my thoughts were when I was playing the game.

While at Taris:

Hero: Can't we just evacuate and...nuke the place?

T7-01 beeping: I thought you were a pacifist.

Hero: I protect the people not the architecture.

When my character says to the Mountain that he is smaller than she expected to be and also says siths are my speciality while on a com:

Me: She said it!!!! She said the lines!! *Inaudible screaming*

The Tatooine mission:

Lord Praven: If you lose this duel the whole planet will explode.

Hero: Fine by me.

Lord Praven: What?

Hero: It's Tatooine we are talking about I don't even understand why people live here! Just hurry up and blow it to bits, no one will be sad trust me.

Lord Praven: Do you...perhaps have a personal problem with Tatooine?

Hero: Just hurry up and BLOW IT! I'm not going to stop you. We will say I was late.

Lord Praven: What about the Jedi master?

Hero sighs out of hatred for Tatooine: God damn it.

Every sith lord I come across: I will kill you!

Hero a jedi knight who is a one woman army because I did every heroic mission with her for the best gear and always being 10 levels higher than my opponent: Can I interest you in mercy?

Hero killing a bunch of soldiers.

That two other low level idiots that stood too close to the fight: You might have killed our whole army and destroyed every machinery we have, but let me come and try to kill you!

Me getting the achievement of Spider-man of the Jedi order because I literally climb the terrain sometimes just to avoid fights, and then inevitably get stuck between two rocks and a pixel, and I end up fighting anyways.

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You know that annoying cockroach that's still alive, no matter how many times you stepped on it?

That's what our Commander Ocs is like to their enemies.

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Arcann : A Brother’s Love

So. Arcann knew.  A lot of the stuff that happened in KOTFE makes more sense now. Arcann and Vaylin did not have a healthy relationship, and Arcann seemed very aware of Vaylin’s “excesses”. Vaylin effectively betrays Arcann at least twice in the story. But Arcann never seems worried that she will directly attack him, despite her immense personal power.  Now we know why. He had the key phrase the whole time.  #$%^ this family has issues.  

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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Arcann (Star Wars)/Original Female Character(s), Arcann/The Outlander (Star Wars) Characters: Arcann (Star Wars), Female Outlander (Star Wars), Vette (Star Wars), Qyzen Fess Additional Tags: Pining, Weapon maintance, Courtly Love, Planet Zakuul (Star Wars), Planet Odessen (Star Wars), Falleen Species (Star Wars), Marriage Proposal Summary:

Arcann Tirall is a patient man, and he is willing to slowly chip away at the Outlander's walls.

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Tharan is so delulu they can't seem to fix it.

The Tharan Cedrax ‘Romance Bug’ - WTF?!?!? 🤬

Okay, so…. I *knew* about this. I mean, i remember hearing about it, and reading @isriana​ ‘s most excellent web-comic covering the issue. BUT - it was always my belief that this was in the past. That this was an issue YEARS ago, when the game premiered, and that it had long been ‘patched’.  This…. obviously isn’t what happened. I *never* [Flirt]-ed with Tharan with Zerahte, much less took the hook-up.  This must be why i’ve never given the F!Jedi Counselor a run until now.  Ugh. Checking the forums now, apparently people keep bringing this up, and BioWare never bothered to fix it.  “BioWare - Your choices matter.”  🙄

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karlwillustration replied to your post: war-of-wrath replied to your photoset: …commander,…

Satele: Thats… my boy!

I feel it might go down more like:

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Arcann’s letters.

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I believe the practice sabers and decoration from Arcann's date night are handmade by him. Of course, he is a man of intense devotion!

Did you know? The plaque on his decoration says "my purpose lies with you" (a quote from Unmasked Regret) in Aurebesh.