#sw incorrect quotes

[dixieconley]

How it could have gone

Fives: Want to help me commit a felony? Fox: Felonies are against the law. You are under arrest. Fives: Sorry, my bad. Fives: ::whispering:: Want to help me commit a felony, piss off the chancellor and expose a plot to kill the Jedi and overthrow the Republic? Fox: ... Fox: This is the best day of my life.

[tattycoram]

Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE

[mochas-and-stars]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[archivewriter1ont]

Clone Wars Incorrect Quotes

Obi-Wan: Oh, dear! Cody, what happened to your hand?

Cody: I punched the General, Sir.

Obi-Wan: *thinking of the general most likely to get on Cody's nerves* I'm sure Anakin deserved it.

Cody: *clears throat uncomfortably* Not that general, Sir.

Obi-Wan: Well, you haven't punched me.

Cody: It was the droid general, Sir. General Grievous.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: You punched. General. Grievous.

Cody: Yes, Sir.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: Could you please start over from the beginning?

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

[grumpy-tooka]

“In all honesty darling, they only started calling me the Negotiator because the slut was considered too unprofessional.” - Obi-Wan Kenobi to Cody at some point in the war

Someone, Evermore (Sunshine, Evermore.) by songofsewerrats on ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62754613

@songofsewerrats

Edit: since this post is being seen by a lot of people, im letting you guys know that this fic is the best Codywan fic I’ve ever read and I strongly recommend you to check it out!

[marmot-bee-person]

Obi-Wan: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Ahsoka: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Rex: I personally was created in a lab. Anakin: I just straight up spawned lol.

[sol-insidious]

Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”

Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fordo: Where are the kids?

Alpha-17: They're playing hide and seek.

Fordo: Where?

Alpha-17, looking at him: I don't think you get how the game works.

[darthkote]

Palpatine [manipulatively]: boys, what's this all about?

Corrie Guard [surrounding him, blasters raised]: don't act like you don't know

Palpatine [directly to Fox]: cmon, my boy, call your dogs down

Fox [twitching]: alright, men, stand down.. I'll handle this one alone [ensues tearing the flesh from Palp's bones]

Corrie guard: that's our Fox'ika🥹💓🫡

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Palpatine: my mind has been far clearer these past few days. It must be because things are finally falling into place for my plans.

Fox, who has been mixing in alzheimer medication into his tea: Yep.

[dixieconley]

Cody: Look vod, I need help. Bly: Love help? Wolffe: Military help? Rex: Emotional help? Fox: Help moving a body? ::everybody staring at Fox:: Fox: What? I'm being open-minded and supportive of my batchmate, don't hate.

[tattycoram]

Rex: Fives you're alive?? Fives: Chancellor's a sith Rex: WHAT?? Fives, loading a blaster and getting back into a speeder: Chancellor's a sith Fox, in the back of the speeder: *gang sign*

[clqoo]

i got bored

[archivewriter1ont]

The Bad Batch: Hi, we're the slightly insane, definitely adrenaline-addicted special ops mutants here to save you. Also, do you have anywhere to be later? Do you mind signing these adoption papers real quick so we can legally kidnap you out of the 501st?

Echo:

[imnotkosmic]

Maul in the movies: *literally doesn't say a word.*

Maul in the Clone Wars: I have prepared two songs and a monologue.