#sw incorrect quotes

[tattycoram]

Cody, gazing lovingly at Obi-wan: He could kill me and I'd thank him Wolffe, who's heard this for the millionth time: I'd thank him too

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[dixieconley]

Cody: Look vod, I need help. Bly: Love help? Wolffe: Military help? Rex: Emotional help? Fox: Help moving a body? ::everybody staring at Fox:: Fox: What? I'm being open-minded and supportive of my batchmate, don't hate.

[sol-insidious]

Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”

Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fordo: Where are the kids?

Alpha-17: They're playing hide and seek.

Fordo: Where?

Alpha-17, looking at him: I don't think you get how the game works.

[darth-kote]

Palpatine [manipulatively]: boys, what's this all about?

Corrie Guard [surrounding him, blasters raised]: don't act like you don't know

Palpatine [directly to Fox]: cmon, my boy, call your dogs down

Fox [twitching]: alright, men, stand down.. I'll handle this one alone [ensues tearing the flesh from Palp's bones]

Corrie guard: that's our Fox'ika���💓🫡

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

[imnotkosmic]

Maul in the movies: *literally doesn't say a word.*

Maul in the Clone Wars: I have prepared two songs and a monologue.

[varpusvaras]

Rex: You said that you were going on some spiritual retreat!

Cody: Namaste

Rex: And you're supposed to be dead!

Fox: ...I got better?

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Palpatine: my mind has been far clearer these past few days. It must be because things are finally falling into place for my plans.

Fox, who has been mixing in alzheimer medication into his tea: Yep.

[clqoo]

i got bored

[tattycoram]

Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE

[coline7373]

Ahsoka arriving late to a briefing: sorry I’m- wait, what's going on here?

Anakin: Shhhh- just watch.

Cody and Obi-Wan, staring intently into each other eyes, in silence.

Ahsoka: How long it has been going on?

Anakin: Twenty minutes and counting-

Cody, blushing furiously: -sir!

Obi-Wan, smoothing out his robes: My apologies, commander. It was terrible forward of me.

[dixieconley]

Cody: ::over the comm:: How did the chancellor die? Fox: Tookas ate his face. Cody: Fox, I think you’re confused. I’m asking about the chancellor. Fox: Tookas ate his face. Cody: Look, would you just get Thorn or Thire on the comm? Thorn: Hello? Cody: Thorn, what happened to the chancellor? Thorn: Tookas ate his face. Here, Fox knows more about it than I do.

[athenaderiva]

i made something

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Force ghost Qui-gon: Where are you going?

Anakin: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.