#sw incorrect quotes

[tattycoram]

Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[dixieconley]

Cody: Look vod, I need help. Bly: Love help? Wolffe: Military help? Rex: Emotional help? Fox: Help moving a body? ::everybody staring at Fox:: Fox: What? I'm being open-minded and supportive of my batchmate, don't hate.

[archivewriter1ont]

Clone Wars Incorrect Quotes

Obi-Wan: Oh, dear! Cody, what happened to your hand?

Cody: I punched the General, Sir.

Obi-Wan: *thinking of the general most likely to get on Cody's nerves* I'm sure Anakin deserved it.

Cody: *clears throat uncomfortably* Not that general, Sir.

Obi-Wan: Well, you haven't punched me.

Cody: It was the droid general, Sir. General Grievous.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: You punched. General. Grievous.

Cody: Yes, Sir.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: Could you please start over from the beginning?

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

[sol-insidious]

Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”

Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fordo: Where are the kids?

Alpha-17: They're playing hide and seek.

Fordo: Where?

Alpha-17, looking at him: I don't think you get how the game works.

[darth-kote]

Palpatine [manipulatively]: boys, what's this all about?

Corrie Guard [surrounding him, blasters raised]: don't act like you don't know

Palpatine [directly to Fox]: cmon, my boy, call your dogs down

Fox [twitching]: alright, men, stand down.. I'll handle this one alone [ensues tearing the flesh from Palp's bones]

Corrie guard: that's our Fox'ika🥹💓🫡

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Palpatine: my mind has been far clearer these past few days. It must be because things are finally falling into place for my plans.

Fox, who has been mixing in alzheimer medication into his tea: Yep.

[clqoo]

i got bored

[imnotkosmic]

Maul in the movies: *literally doesn't say a word.*

Maul in the Clone Wars: I have prepared two songs and a monologue.

[tattycoram]

Fives: What would you do if I was kidnapped? Rex: Wait thirty minutes before they brought you back voluntarily

[varpusvaras]

Rex: You said that you were going on some spiritual retreat!

Cody: Namaste

Rex: And you're supposed to be dead!

Fox: ...I got better?

[dixieconley]

Cody: ::over the comm:: How did the chancellor die? Fox: Tookas ate his face. Cody: Fox, I think you’re confused. I’m asking about the chancellor. Fox: Tookas ate his face. Cody: Look, would you just get Thorn or Thire on the comm? Thorn: Hello? Cody: Thorn, what happened to the chancellor? Thorn: Tookas ate his face. Here, Fox knows more about it than I do.

[archivewriter1ont]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

After Tantiss, when Tech comes back to Pabu...

Tech: *takes one look at Crosshair goofing off with Batcher and glares at Hunter* Typical.

Hunter: What?

Tech: You would not let Wrecker keep Growler the Tooka. You would not let me keep the lizard from Saleucami. You told Echo he could not keep that lemur creature he found on Asper Prime but of COURSE the moment CROSSHAIR asks for a pet you let him keep a whole-tail DEADLY TRACKER HOUND.

[coline7373]

Ahsoka arriving late to a briefing: sorry I’m- wait, what's going on here?

Anakin: Shhhh- just watch.

Cody and Obi-Wan, staring intently into each other eyes, in silence.

Ahsoka: How long it has been going on?

Anakin: Twenty minutes and counting-

Cody, blushing furiously: -sir!

Obi-Wan, smoothing out his robes: My apologies, commander. It was terrible forward of me.