#sw incorrect quotes

[marmot-bee-person]

Obi-Wan: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Ahsoka: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Rex: I personally was created in a lab. Anakin: I just straight up spawned lol.

[tattycoram]

Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE

[dixieconley]

Cody: Look vod, I need help. Bly: Love help? Wolffe: Military help? Rex: Emotional help? Fox: Help moving a body? ::everybody staring at Fox:: Fox: What? I'm being open-minded and supportive of my batchmate, don't hate.

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[archivewriter1ont]

Clone Wars Incorrect Quotes

Obi-Wan: Oh, dear! Cody, what happened to your hand?

Cody: I punched the General, Sir.

Obi-Wan: *thinking of the general most likely to get on Cody's nerves* I'm sure Anakin deserved it.

Cody: *clears throat uncomfortably* Not that general, Sir.

Obi-Wan: Well, you haven't punched me.

Cody: It was the droid general, Sir. General Grievous.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: You punched. General. Grievous.

Cody: Yes, Sir.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: Could you please start over from the beginning?

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

[sol-insidious]

Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”

Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fordo: Where are the kids?

Alpha-17: They're playing hide and seek.

Fordo: Where?

Alpha-17, looking at him: I don't think you get how the game works.

[darthkote]

Palpatine [manipulatively]: boys, what's this all about?

Corrie Guard [surrounding him, blasters raised]: don't act like you don't know

Palpatine [directly to Fox]: cmon, my boy, call your dogs down

Fox [twitching]: alright, men, stand down.. I'll handle this one alone [ensues tearing the flesh from Palp's bones]

Corrie guard: that's our Fox'ika🥹💓🫡

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Palpatine: my mind has been far clearer these past few days. It must be because things are finally falling into place for my plans.

Fox, who has been mixing in alzheimer medication into his tea: Yep.

[clqoo]

i got bored

[imnotkosmic]

Maul in the movies: *literally doesn't say a word.*

Maul in the Clone Wars: I have prepared two songs and a monologue.

[tattycoram]

Fives, T-posing on a table: They yeeted the stonks and it left me shook Echo, lying face down on the floor: Ooooh the tea is scalding Rex, sobbing on Cody's shoulder: What the fuck are they saying?

[dixieconley]

Fox: Why does it look like a tornado came through here? Hound: You know that trick I play with Grizzer? That one where I pretend to throw a ball, but actually keep it in my hand then watch as she chases after nothing? Fox: Yes? Hound: Stone did that to Thorn. With a thermal detonator.

[varpusvaras]

Rex: You said that you were going on some spiritual retreat!

Cody: Namaste

Rex: And you're supposed to be dead!

Fox: ...I got better?

[archivewriter1ont]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

(After rescuing Echo from Purkoll, the Batchers are alone on the Marauder....)

Hunter: I found Crosshair's old armor....Echo can wear this on the mission, until he gets his own.

Wrecker: Cross, quick! Paint a skull on it!

Crosshair: *holds up paintbrush* Already on it, Wrecker.

Hunter: Uh, why?

Crosshair: So they know he's ours now, di'kut.

Wrecker: Everybody else gets new squadmates. Now we can, too.

Hunter: I'm pretty sure we have to check with Rex on that first. He's still his CO, I think.

Crosshair: Well, you're our CO and I don't think we asked you, either. Did we, Wrecker?

Wrecker: Nope.

Tech: I agree with Crosshair and Wrecker. In this case, I believe we should abide by the proven, inter-planetarily recognized law of FINDERS KEEPERS.

Hunter:

Hunter: You guys just ruined my kidnapping plan. I had the getaway figured out and everything.