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Sometimes I question whether or not I want kids

Then my dogs wake me up whining at 3 am cuz one of them has diarrhea so bad it's just straight fucking water. Said dog also proceeds to trash the house during a panic attack

Then I have my answer

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Help me settle smth with my friends.

I said that the song Takedown from KPDH makes my mouth taste like makeup products.

And my friends say that's synesthesia. But when I search it up, the results say that's not how it works.

So tell me. Is that actually synesthesia?

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I never planned on sharing my diary to anyone ever but I feel like this needs to be seen

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Update 3.12 now out on Patreon! Get 1 week early access!*

*This update will be published to the public early for the Open The Floodgates event.

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CAN THESE FUCKASS TURTLES STOP SERVING CUNT?!?!

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This is so Timothy-core

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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Me: Ahhh time to start the day!!

PNES: no

Me: what

PNES: get seizure'd bitch

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CHAPTER 5 OF TQAHE NOW OUT ON AO3!!!

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"......I'm pulling a Heartstopper--"

Famous last words before writing a particular moment in Chapter 5 of TQAHE--

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California boys, we are forgettable

Plain board shorts and wearing no tops

Pale ass skin, so cold we freeze your popsicle

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh

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Using coleydoesthings's omegaverse explanation videos to fight back against youtube's shit AI----

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i knew your username sounded familiar HELLO TIKTOK MOOTIE 😚

HELLLOOOOOOO

And yeah I don't use tiktok anymore--

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Whenever I doubt myself and think I'm a fraud and a bad representative of Mexicans...

I'm reminded that Frida Kahlo was only 25% Mexican.

And yet she celebrated and advocated for her Mexican indigeneity more. Pushing back the whitewashing of our culture. Literal icon.

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Not that I would but it would be so funny if we use the anti-Vax Facebook Karen's knowledge against them

For instance...

"Hey. When are you gonna start having kids?"

"Actually, Karen, I won't be having kids. Because having kids can actually lead to balding and in turn is linked to cancer, for both the parents and the children. I heard about this on Facebook from Dr Schubert of Infantology and a professor at MCU. He said that big pharma wants you to get pregnant so that you would spend money on pseudo medications. Also, the balding and cancer risk is much higher in those who have been vaccinated. Think about it, there’s plenty of parents out there who started balding after having kids. You start losing hair almost instantly. Soon enough, you'll get cancer. And that, Karen, is why I am choosing not to have kids."

Like we could fuck with them so badly--

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Feral Casey is giving "I'm rocking with Mark cuz Mark is rocking with us--"

And poor Raph 😭😭😭 he is trying to be a good father amfjdkdjdkskd

Fun fact all of the Krang gang can speak Krang

So can feral Casey

Raph can not

@azucar-skull @whyamiheretumbled

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Top surgery tip:

Post op depression is exactly what you think it is.

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Fun fact about nipple grafts:

As they gradually heal, you might feel the occasional stinging sensation. The sensation is similar to the feeling of someone twisting your nipples with no hesitation or remorse.